#333.

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[teathattast]

always worth it <3

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[novaneondream]

Happy Birthday Izuku

[rizsnt]

see you at basrar's! ✶✶✶

bonus: yearbook page!

[mndvx]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — Final Season, August 8 2024

[tojisun]

call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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[mayomkun]

when your whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

[fermentedrice]

[durgestarion] kissing the murder puppy 🐶

[artist-rat]

fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys

[miyakuli]

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[dataglitch]

Yaaaaa my piece for the TF Tarot Card project!!! Preorders are still open for a little longer, but you can get your deck HERE ! <3 A difficult piece, but I'm pretty proud of it :'D

[mr-merlin]

yours is the light by which my spirit’s born: yours is the darkness of my soul's return —you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars

Happy 16th anniversary, Merlin! (timelapse available here ✨)

[bucketofcrows]

[pjharvey-moved]

baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…