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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#miette#spiders georg#tumblrstuff#meme#1k#One Thousand Notes#oh! oh!#I swear I can math in real life#10k#tumblr is insane#is this post making the miette tag trend#20k#I know there are more than 333 cat owners#It was a small sample size#40k#50k#75k#100k#150k
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always worth it <3
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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Happy Birthday Izuku
#it’s July 15th in Japan which means it’s Deku day <333#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#my art#mha#midoriya izuku#deku#bnha fanart#deku fanart#mha fanart#boku no hero academia fanart#my hero academia fanart#midoriya fanart#izuku fanart#midoriya izuku fanart
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see you at basrar's! ✶✶✶
bonus: yearbook page!
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20 fhjy#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#I LOVE MY CHILDREN <333#happy finale day :)#if you've ever wondered what my username is from. yeah.#rizsart
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — Final Season, August 8 2024
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#netflix#tuaedit#umbrelleacademyedit#netflixedit#tvedit#ben baby you look like shit i love it <333
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call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(
he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.
he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.
“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.
you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.
you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?
well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?
(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)
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#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley smut#suns#unedited#this is what im doing bc i have an exam AND im mid-finishing hockey price teehee <333#blue collar simon
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when your whole crew doesnt know a damn thing
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#my art#I love these sillies <333
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[durgestarion] kissing the murder puppy 🐶
#bg3#astarion#baldur's gate 3#astarion x durge#bg3 durge#bloodurge#astarion will never get tired of playing with durge’s tail i think#and durge just lets him <333
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fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll#karlach#astarion#durge#oc: noon#danse macabre the best summon for having fun<333#might not have done exactly This ingame but i just wanted to combine 2 vibes bc they were regulars at the mermaid#and i had to do one illustration ft. the ghouls lol#they usually took the boys to daycare to philgrave's mansion (after beating up the lich obv.. repeatedly)#little everyday rituals <3#(also i'm writing in past tense bc i finished the game a while ago :-(:'-):-( </3<3)#(i still have at least a couple of pics of this lil series i wanna do)#(psa I MISS THEM)
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#helluva boss#stolitz#omggg did Blitz cross out his name from the mug to put stolas' name instead (*o*) THAT'S SO DOMESTIC <333#cute#my posts#jsy huochai
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Yaaaaa my piece for the TF Tarot Card project!!! Preorders are still open for a little longer, but you can get your deck HERE ! <3 A difficult piece, but I'm pretty proud of it :'D
#transformers#mtmte#megatron#optimus prime#fanart#darlsdraws#me juggling posts on all socials rn im strugglinggggg#but yaaa go support tons of awesome artists<333
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yours is the light by which my spirit’s born: yours is the darkness of my soul's return —you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars
Happy 16th anniversary, Merlin! (timelapse available here ✨)
#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#bradley james#colin morgan#16 years!!!#16!!!#happy anniversary <333#fanart#ellana's art#art#artists on tumblr#merlin x arthur#merlin edit#merlin fandom#merlin fanart#merlin cast#merlin bbc#digital art#digital drawing#digital painting#procreate#made with rebelle#my post#tv#mr-merlinedit
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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…
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