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they should port every game to the 3ds

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had an idea for a banger post but the ln the idea immediately dissipated as soon as i turned my attention elsewhere. this is merely a taste of the hardships i face as a blogger of exceptional caliber

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invigorating my whimsy

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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normal levels of horny: goddd he's built like a fucking house i need him to crush me beneath that big hairy gut of his i need to seem him collared and begging i need to get deep into those pits i need to suck his chest dry

levels of horny that are several magnitudes beyond what was thought humanly possible: he has some pretty nice forearms

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i like to imagine that saizo is the specific flavor of sexually repressed where he believes himself to just be able to fully control and quash his desire for anything sexual at all when in reality he absolutely cannot. you ask him if there's anyone he's eyeing and he snaps that he has abandoned such frivolous physical desires as they'd only impede his service. but at the same time he regularly dreams about having a knife rhythmically thrust into his gut where the grunts of pleasure and grunts of pain become indistinguishable ending with him bolting awake in the middle of the night and lying to himself that it didn't make him rock-hard

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slipping individual cheez-its through the slits in my knight's visor to make sure he stays healthy and nourished

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in the next hotel dusk game which is definitely absolutely 100% going to exist they should put kyle in a collar and just never address it

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OK I can finally post this thing. Happy birthday to @kapitein-oranghien-29, who designed the big man!

Turns out the alchemist isn't the only one around here who has an extremely low opinion of other vampires, some deep-seated issues and urges that need feeding. Koot here came to visit his shop in search for something fun, but after a few choice words between the two... (Full piece on bsky btw!)

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He’s the LeBron of stupid final deaths in this series

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Illustration on paper: The Last Goodbye

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The things I would do to be a lady in the arms of a masked armoured knight with big hands and expressive eyes😔 your art does numbers to my mask+armoured kink, I'll tell you that

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Thank you buddy, we all in this together

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

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Knights with their many padded and metal layers are appealing for the same reason a piece of candy or a wrapped present is, and that's because it triggers the animal brain that rewards us for tearing open fruit to devour its sweet insides