#30-45 minutes

[podfic-pals]

As promised, we are back for season 3! For our very first episode, Mia reads Truth or Drink (AO3 | Fic Post) by @kingsofeverything.

Truth or Drink | Exes

Harry and Louis broke up years ago, and they're seeing each other again for the first time to play Truth or Drink. On camera.

As always, you can listen to our podcast on your favourite podcast app: Spotify for Podcasters (formerly Anchor) | Spotify | Google Podcast | Apple Podcast | or you can check out the AO3 post here. You can also download the full episode here.

[dumbassacademia]

I’ve now lost three of my office keys for work in the time I’ve been here

I sis definitely find one and give it to my boss at some point and I think it might be in the office somewhere but

jfc

[noecoded]

ur favorite employee :3

[snapscube]

I made this redraw almost immediately after the original post but tumblr has NOT told me it's sent properly any of these times and I'm losing my mind so I'm trying again

OH BOY DID I SURE GET IT THIS TIME AND I AMMM SO GRATEFUL

[ghostlyheart]

How I (roughly) imagine this scale:

1- I see myself as a faster reader than the average person. I can breeze through a text quickly and still understand almost all of it

2- I read at a "normal" speed. I need to pace myself but can consistently read and comprehend a text in a reasonable time frame

3- I see myself as a slower reader than other people. It takes me a long time to get through a text and if I try to go too fast I won't understand it

Obviously this can vary by your mood, the type of text, etc. and this is a very imprecise scale with some overlap, I'm just casually curious!!

[gayestcowboy]

picrew progress: all face shapes and skin tones are done. mouth, nose, ears, eyebrows are lined. no hair yet, bald picrew only right now

[botanyshitposts]

thinking about trying to do rangeland firefighting for at least one summer while I’m still in my 20s with derangements that make me love toiling like a medieval peasant but in order to do it next summer I would need to undergo a second, less illegal and contentious but some would say more difficult transition with my body. theatre kid to jock

[toads-n-moss]

[no dl6 au]

happy mitsunaru day!! i love these silly lawyers so much

also i hc miles as pre-op and still binds, that's why his chest is more visible here.

also the symbol next to phoenix is the adhd symbol :3 i don't see it used a lot but it's cool that us adhd ppl have a symbol too :D

[ssruis]

I think the only time tsk sees rui full on ugly sob is a time rui is super fixated on building something for a week or two and then tsukasa drags him out of the house like “you’re taking a break I’m bringing you somewhere for fresh air” & surprises him with the fact that the zoo a few hours away put in a platypus exhibit. 1 hit KO for the worlds biggest platypus fan who has been running on 3 hours of sleep a night.

[mellioops]

Hermitaday 7: Mumbo Jumbo

I got a bit carried away with this one lol

[podfic-pals]

Today Evi reads So It Goes... (AO3 | Fic Post) by @thosefookinavacados

“I’m going to kill you.”

“Go right ahead, love.”

As always, you can listen to our podcast on your favourite podcast app: Spotify for Podcasters (formerly Anchor) | Spotify | Google Podcast | Apple Podcast | or you can check out the AO3 post here. You can also download the full episode here.

[aevris]

birdified some OCs over on twitter! i did these as freebies but i'm planning on opening them up as a small commission option if anyone here is interested

[tsuchinokoroyale]

These recommended posts are mocking me I swear

[apocalypticdemon]

this is how that scene went, right

[silverware-is-interesting]

some stuff ive made in the past 3 days

a gif anf some ms paint things because every time i try to draw airy in krita it crashes. so i went to ms paint then decided to draw more

here. have the 4 frames of that gif in all their not as bitcrushed glory

[triglycercule]

at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO

horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races

killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)

dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start

while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done

dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)

dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror

dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul

killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out

dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is

killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board

horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this

dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)

whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them

killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out

dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3

killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts

when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints

at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)