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oysters-aint-for-me · 9 months ago

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*full title does not fit: "a dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the celeste cunningham story"

to vote on your favorite fake TV SHOW from 30 rock, go here!

#30 rock #i know if this breaks containment at ALL i'm going to get so many responses telling me that the owls of gahoole is real #i'm keeping it in. as a private joke to myself that i might later regret

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fran-kubelik · 6 months ago

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Wait did you guys hear about the zoo in China that got caught trying to pass off dogs dyed black and white as pandas

#30 rock joke ass news story #nbr #⭐

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theseventhveil1945 · 11 months ago

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#30 rock #this joke is from 2012 btw #jenna maroney

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kinokoshoujoart · 1 year ago

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30 days of Harvest Moon - day 16. mining / fight

LUMINA USED ROCK-ET LAUNCH!

honestly is it really a farming sim if it doesn’t have a girls gauntlet fight that activates at 4:44 AM in the mines through your doghouse where the girlies take turns trying to beat you to death by throwing their love interests at you 🤔

#my art #30 days of harvest moon #lumina gets to use rock as a blunt weapon. as a treat #woe be upon ye #i was absolutely CERTAIN that the defense item was the miracle potion #but alas…#bokumono #after marriage lumina seems the most likely to let rock scurry around the mansion grounds while she hunts him for sport with a flintlock #are you going to say she doesn’t? god forbid women do ANYTHING #(half joking 🙂)#hmds cute #story of seasons #harvest moon #harvest moon ds #harvest moon ds cute #’i think lumina yelling at me… is just her way of showing she loves me! :D’#rock your wife is buying a shovel and a bag of lime as we speak #sorry! i mean. happy wholesome rival marriages in this game!! certainly not 4/5 cases of future homicide! haha! (this game hates all npcs)#rock (ds)#lumina (ds)#pony hm #hm rock #hm lumina #hm pony #fanart #again i went out of order yesterday WHOOPSIE!!! so day 18 tomorrow

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stealingyourbones · 10 months ago

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Bones. Bones.

How have you NEVER HEARD of The X-Files before? Very popular 90s TV show. Very. Very. Very Popular. Next you'll tell me you haven't heard of Xena: Warrior Princess.

Yes Mulder/Sculley was a ship. it was Such a huge ship that the ship *coined the phrase shipping*.

that is all thank you for coming to my mini-talk, this has been a brief foray into Fandom History. o7

Simply said, I was born in the 2000s, I don’t think I’ve ever heard X files ever mentioned besides in passing.

When I replied saying I was offline as a kiddo I truly meant it, ya girl only had books, the outdoors, and art as things to do. I think X Files is some supernatural/alien type thing right? That’s why it’s “X Files” because it’s what would be in conspiracy theory type censored government documents???

With the “check back for bites” thing, like are the aliens like zombies?

And what it COINED THE PHRASE SHIPPING? That’s so rad I absolutely have to read the history of that, that’s so incredibly neat my dude holy hell

#genuinely infodump to me I’m so intrigued #this is the same experience when I told folks I know genuinely nothing about Half Life and Zelda #i Know a little more about tv shows than videogames but it’s very very close to minimal knowledge #genuinely. my friends irl joke about how I live under a rock because I haven’t been to almost any fast food places or watched __ movie -#or __ tv show. it’s so fun because I have done a ‘what you DONT think if heard of (obscure af media)’ and they go-#‘YES WE DONT THINK YOU KNOW BECAUSE 1/30 TIMES YOU KNOW ABOUT IT’#even when it’s SUPER popular #i played a game with pals that was called Blockbuster and was about naming movies as fast as you can #it’s so bad that my twin and I had to split up with each other because we collectively both knew nothing #I DID WIN ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIES THO #to my older sister who does a lot of bodybuilding and made me research a bunch on the man tysm #bones replies

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bowlsbowlsalltypeabowls · 6 months ago

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My wife is working from home and on a teams meeting about Six Sigma. Obviously this is all I can think about

#according to wife ppl are making some 30 rock jokes in the chat

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 1 year ago

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*october 31st, 2018*

Pit: Good morning Mr.Wario! I'm sorry you're going to hell.

Wario: eh, it's ok. How was-a your break?

Pit: Wonderful! Reverend Eggplant did the math, and guess what? The world is ending tomorrow!

Lucina: And you're happy about that?

Pit: Oh, of course! I get to go to Heaven and receive my reward; 72 virgin margaritas, hold the salt!

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #source: 30 Rock #the joke: November 1st 2018 they announced world of light #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Wario #Pit #Lucina #Wario Ware Inc #Kid Icarus #Fire Emblem

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rrr2prayercircle · 2 years ago

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#rrr #rrr movie #rrr memes #ram charan #old as hell 30 rock joke

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skunkes · 8 months ago

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rewatching 30 rock since its one of the shows always on rotation and just now full grasping that in episode 1 not only do we get "guessing woman's weight is rude and embarrassing" joke but the reveal/payoff is that the woman in question is 127 lbs. 2006 insanity

#talkys #like oh noooo.... how.... humiliating...?#also i know tina fey sucks 30 rock jst nostalgia for me. its whatever and too many of the jokes are so dated mean spirited neow of course #but the jokes that are good are Good

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thesproutandthebean · 1 month ago

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hall of fame jack donaghy moment for me is when Julianne moore was like “man catholic guilt is crazy those nuns rly messed me up lol” and Jack goes “haha not me 😄” and then stabs himself in the leg with a fork immediately after she leaves the room. relatable king

#extremely underrated scene that i think abt constantly #i always forget how many of my all time favorite 30 rock jokes are just from that two parter but man it rly is like 40%#30 rock

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batz · 1 year ago

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i really think that some doctors need to be mauled by wild animals what do you MEAN didnt believe theres glands under your tongue!!! how many millions of years ago did he go to medical school!!! im so mad for you right now

i think some doctors just get like disillusioned or whatever but its NO excuse for them to not know that there are salivary glands under the tongue or other very normal things to know. and then be v rude and dismissive about very normal concerns. but maybe the doctor did know what was going on and just wanted me out of the clinic asap.

but also ive had to point out like rlly normal anatomical things to doctors lately im wondering if walk in clinics are just hiring randos off indeed at this point LMAO

#i joke but i mean they might as well be :')#dude wasnt even old he had to be like MAYBE 40. he was just. IDK . doctors r confusing i dont understand their logic #i still cant believe he thought salivary glands were ONLY in the cheeks #whatd be think was under the tongue?#he pointed to a picture of a ranula (very OBVIOUSLY not what i have bc i have sharp hard rock in my gland and a ranula is like-#-saliva filled sac beneath the floor of ur mouth that becomes super big.) and he asked if thats what i have #i pointed to the small rock. then to the picture. and said that they were different. it was a salivary stone #he didnt believe me???#like im not claiming to have severe disease i just want this thing to be removed . it takes like 30 seconds .#but doctors here refuse to do work. even if the work involves doing 5 seconds of paperwork to send me to a specialist.#iim so sorry for ranting BFNSSHSHS its just like... so frustrating..! im sure doctors in the US are the same as well #everyones disillusioned with their careers now capitalism evil etc but jfc doctors shuold Still care for ppl or QUIT if they rlly cant omg

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frauleinfunf · 8 months ago

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Sally: I cannot lose this job. I'd have to go back to working the late shift at Sweet on America. The customers are so sad. *Flashback* Sally: Can I help you? Nico: Yes, what time do you start throwing out donuts?

#idc if a candy store wouldn't sell donuts this is one of my fave jokes on 30 rock so i'm pretending some do #percy jackson #sally jackson #nico di angelo #source: 30 rock #percy jackson and the olympians

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sammysdewysensitiveeyes · 9 months ago

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Happy Leap Day, everyone!