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i think i just had a regular human experience

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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honestly orson welles had the right idea when he said that he likes to fag it up with gay men. more straight men should do that

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Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

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thinking about creatures.

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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they just announced 2024's word of the year: fujoshi

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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If a history-based work is good and inaccurate it’s because it’s a piece of art that sacrificed some points of accuracy for the sake of storytelling and conveying themes deeper and more important than a straightforward recounting of facts. If it’s bad and inaccurate then that’s just another reason why it sucks

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

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you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

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November 18, 1994

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i fuck so heavy with yoko i think more women should be so annoying they ruin a guys friend group. i have done this twice