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[texasflycaster]

The Gifts Keep on Giving

Fly Fishing Father’s Day List Continues – 2024 Guide for under $500 Giving We have had our look for 2024, at the Father’s Day Fly Fishing Gift Guide SUB $100, and now it is time to kick it up a notch, because you know he is the dude, and the dude abides. I try and cover a variety of tastebuds, from hard blasting coffee in the field. YETI 64 French Press  – Just because good coffee can make a…

[forgetaboutluna]

i got my will but at what cost

[spr1ngbunnypvrin]

In what ways can we annoy 👁️ 📺 the doctor once he's comfortable having us around?

Since he's always watching us and his minions loves us more than him, I think it's only fair that he receives our rebellious bratty affections too

For science of course ✨

Oh, absolutely. If The Doctor is going to haunt every screen, command an army of little gremlins, and act like a smug, untouchable mastermind, then it’s only fair that we annoy the hell out of him in return. After all, what’s the point of being his “favorite” if we don’t make him suffer a little?

So, for science, here are some of the best ways to mess with The Doctor once he’s comfortable having you around:

1. Name His Minions Stupid Things

The Critters? You nickname them like they're Pokémon.

“This one’s Greg. That one? Mr. Chompers. Oh, and this little guy? He's my emotional support nightmare.”

The robotic bodies? You give them absurd names based on their appearance.

“Hey, Steve! Get over here!”

The Doctor: “They are NOT named—”

“Shhh, Steve is speaking.”

Bonus: If you call one of his bodies “Blinky” because of the eye on the screen, he will stop talking to you for an hour out of pure spite.

2. Purposely Misquote Him

Any time he says something intimidating, twist his words into something embarrassing.

The Doctor: “You cannot escape my sight.”

You: “Aww, so you admit you’re obsessed with me?”

The Doctor: “THAT IS NOT—”

Bonus: Do it in front of his minions so they start believing it.

3. Stare Directly Into the Nearest Camera and Make Awkward Eye Contact

Since he’s always watching, just… stare.

Don’t blink.

The Doctor: “What are you doing?”

You: “Just making sure you’re still there, buddy.”

Extra points if you slowly inch closer to the camera like a horror movie character.

Even MORE points if you whisper:

“Can you feel me staring into your soul?”

“Boo.”

"Guess what? I unplugged that camera. You're talking to NOTHING right now."

4. Draw Silly Faces on His Screens

If there’s a dusty screen, draw a dumb face on it.

If he possesses a monitor, immediately draw a mustache on it.

The Doctor: “Remove that atrocity immediately.”

You: “Sorry, can’t hear you over how handsome you look with this curly mustache.”

5. Pretend You Can't Hear Him When He's Talking Through a Bad Speaker

If his voice glitches out or sounds weird over an old speaker, pretend you can’t understand.

The Doctor: “—ou under—tand me?”

You: “What? I think you said something about spaghetti?”

The Doctor: “No, I sa—”

You: “Did you just ask me to unplug you? Got it.”

The Doctor: “CEASE.”

6. Replace His Intimidating Dialogue With Cutesy Nicknames

The Doctor: “You are mine.”

You: “Okay, possessive much, Snugglebug?”

The Doctor: “…WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?”

You: “I said, ‘Okay, Professor Cuddles, chill.’”

7. Hug His Minions Right in Front of Him

The Nightmare Critters already love you. Show them extra affection just to rub it in.

Hug one of the robotic bodies and go, “Wow, you’re so much nicer than your creator.”

The Doctor: “…Excuse me?”

You: “Shhh. Steve is my best friend now.”

Bonus: If you pet Yarnaby like a cat, it will immediately vibrate aggressively in approval.

8. Keep Saying “What’s the Magic Word?”

Any time he orders you to do something, act like a strict kindergarten teacher.

The Doctor: “Move to the next room.”

You: “What’s the magic word?”

The Doctor: “…Obey.”

You: “Nope, try again.”

Extra chaos: Make him say “please” in the most reluctant, soul-crushing tone possible.

9. Randomly Poke the Nearest Camera

Whenever you pass a camera, just boop it.

The Doctor: “…Stop that.”

Boop.

The Doctor: “I said STOP.”

Boop.

(He eventually shuts the camera off just to make you stop.)

10. Throw Something at One of His Bodies and Blame it on the Minions

You: [chucks a random item at his robot body]

The Doctor: “What was that?”

You: “Uh… Yarnaby did it.”

The Doctor: “That is the least believable lie I have ever heard.”

Yarnaby: [Vibrates aggressively, confirming guilt.]

11. Walk Into a Room and Say “I Know What You Did” Without Any Context

Doesn’t matter what he’s actually doing. Just say it.

The Doctor: “…”

You: “Yeah. I saw that.”

The Doctor: “…Elaborate.”

You: “You know what you did.”

Bonus: Do this while looking directly at a camera, then leave the room without another word.

12. Pretend You Found His “Secret Diary”

You: “So, I found your diary.”

The Doctor: “I do not KEEP a diary.”

You: “Really? Then who wrote ‘Dear Diary, today my minions ignored me in favor of my human and I felt deeply betrayed’?”

The Doctor: “…You INSOLENT—”

13. Leave Sticky Notes on His Screens with Passive-Aggressive Messages

“Your eye looks extra evil today. Good job!”

“Blink once if you have emotions.”

“Reminder: Stop being ominous for five minutes challenge (failed).”

“If you kill me, who will annoy you?”

14. Mess With His Voice Recordings

If he ever leaves an audio log, alter it.

Edit his voice so he sounds adorably squeaky.

The Doctor: “WHO DID THIS?!”

You: “Oh wow, your voice sounds SO CUTE. You should keep it.”

15. Summon Him Like a Ghost

Stand in a dark hallway.

Look into a broken screen.

Say “Doctor, Doctor, Doctor” like it’s Bloody Mary.

The nearest screen flickers to life.

The Doctor: “WHAT are you DOING.”

You: “Summoning you.”

The Doctor: “…I hate you.”

[vanos25]

Kawan Mama Ku

Aku seorang pelajar, aku tinggal di asrama.. cuti sekolah sudah bermula, aku pown balik ke rumahku..apabila aku sampai dirumahku aku mendapati tiada orang dirumah..

Aku tunggu selama 2 hingga 3 jam dan baru ade kawan ibu ku ‘belum kahwin lagi’ memberitahuku bahawa keluargaku balik dan dia memberitahuku bahawa mak ku menyuruh ku tinggal di rumah nye…

Nak buat cam ne ken?! soo, terpakse lah aku tinggal di rumah, aku baru je nak balik rumah tengok cite blue and melancap! haish, nak buat cm ne ken, soo, aku pown membawa semua barang2 ku ke rumahnye……..

Tiba dirumahnya, dia pown menyuruh ku memilih bilik maner yg aku suke, aku pown memilih bilik kosong yg hujung skali..pada waktu malam, lepas makan, aku terus maSuk ke bilik ku, penat dan rase hendak tidur…

Tapi kawan mama aku tuh, cik nadia nme nye… datang ketuk pintu bilikku dan dia kate kepadaku yg die xleyh tidur.. die mengajak aku teman nye tengok tv, aku pown ape lagi layan jela.. bila aku sampai ke ruang tamu, aku terlihat cik nadia telah pasang video blue untuk kami tonton.

Aku pown ape lagi duduk je kat sofa tuh tanpa ade rase malu, cik nadia duduk di tepiku dan kami layan cite tu sama sama, bila part video tuh nak menjolok batang aku telah pown tegang cik nadia perasaan tapi dia membiar kannya, cik nadia semakin rapat dengan ku..aku mambiarkannya.

Sedar tak sedar tangan cik nadia telah hinggap di batang ku yang tengah mencanak ni, dia meraba raba batang ku tanpa rase malu.. dia mmbuka zip ku dan batang ku pown keluar ‘aku x pakai sependar’ dengan segeranye, dia pown menggosok batang ku dengan lembut, aku pown membiar kan nye..

Dia tunduk ke arah konek ku, dan terus menghisap dengan selaju yg dia mampu, aku mengangkat mukanya dan berkata pade nye ‘jom lah buat dalam bilik’.. dia pown mengangguk tande setuju, aku tanpa membuang mase, menarik tangan nye sampai ke pintu bilik nya…

Aku mengarahkan dia supaya melucutkan pakaian nye, tanpa mmbuang masa dia pown brbuat yg demikian tapi dia x menaggalkan bra dan panties nya, aku pown mnyuruh nya menghisap batang ku itu die pown patuh dan hisap dengan laju skali, skali skala die mnggunakan tetek nye untuk mgosok batang ku,

Dia baring kat atas katil setelah puas dan penat mghisap batang ku dan mggosok-gosok pepek nye.. aku pown faham ape yg die mahukan..

Aku baring di tepi nya dan memasukn jari2 ku kedalam lubng pepek nye.. samai pncut dibuatnye oleh jari aku.. tanpa mmbuang mse aku pown membuka dan mencampakkn panties nye dan mengkangkang kan nadia dengan seluas luas nye, aku tuju kan batang ku ini ke arah lubang pepek nye’dia masih dara’..

Aku pown menjolok dengan lajunya tanpa mghirau kan sape nadia tu.. oh, yeah yeah smpai merah pepek nye aku buat kami pown tido shingga pagi esk nye, esk nye mak aku telah berade di rumah , aku pown brsiapsiap untuk pulang ke rumah ku..

Sebelum aku balik, cik nadia brkate kepada ku ;kalu ade mase datang lah ke rumah nye lagi’, aku pown trsebyum apabila dia brkate macam tuh kpada ku…. dan sbelum aku pulang ke asrama setiap minggu aku akan snggah di rumah nya untuk memuas kan nafsu ku dan nafsu dia..

Tamat .

[tobiasdrake]

So, how often do characters in Dragonball just tand there and let the other guy Transform. I feel like in most cases the transformations just happen quickly enough that interupting them isn't really an option

They can be. It's complicated.

Goku's Super Saiyan transformation is a pretty strong example. The anime has him pulsing and seething and glowing for several minutes while Frieza stands by and watches, but in the manga it's like this.

It's so fast, Frieza doesn't even notice it's happening until Goku's already gone golden.

Zarbon's transformation takes one page too.

There are other times when transformations do take their time, but these are often accounted for in-universe.

Goku isn't stopping this because he wants it to happen. He wants to fight Frieza at his full power, so he's standing by and letting Frieza power up.

Goku takes his sweet time with the Super Saiyan 3 transformation, drawing it out for three whole pages, but he's explicitly stalling for time. Meanwhile, Buu's standing by and letting this happen because Goku's piqued his interest in Super Saiyan forms.

Goku basically flew up to Buu and went, "HEY WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY COOL!?" then transformed r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y so that Trunks would have time to fetch the Radar and get the hell out of there.

When Goku's not trying to delay, he can switch it on in a second like his other forms.

Special mention goes to Cell, because they actually do jump in and interrupt him from transforming at one point.

Though when Cell does finally get the drop on 17....

It takes six pages for him to transform. Three to swallow up 17 while nobody stops him, then another three to change into his Imperfect form.

...so there is a bit of that. Some transformations are longer than others. Super Buu's absorptions take a couple pages.

You're really just gonna stand there and let this play out, huh, Gohan?

Though I do have to say, the gold medal for biggest offender goes to Frieza. His Full Power transformation, sure, they covered that in the plot. But I'm talking about this one.

To achieve his Final Form, Frieza stands stock-still and powers up for a mind-boggling nine pages. A chapter ends and a new one begins while he's still transforming. They have enough time to debate the ethics of having Dende heal Vegeta while he's over there yelling, glowing, and being utterly defenseless.

Hey guys. Krillin has an attack that cuts people in half. Just. Just wanted to throw that out there.

(Which wouldn't kill Frieza. He'd still murder them all, he'd just be a torso while doing it which would be much more embarrassing for them. But they can at least try!)

[shewhowas39]

question for Juniper & Starlight readers

hello folks! so, i cannot believe i'm saying this, but my durgestarion fic, Juniper & Starlight, is nearing 10k hits. which is huge for me!!! and firs tand foremost, i want to think everyone who has been reading it this far!

i'd like to celebrate that milestone when it happens, so i decided i'd do a poll to see what you guys think you'd like to see for that.

[trashbins-stuff]

my 2024 art summary..

i was suppsoed to do it earlier today but i forgor and i dont ave my fone rn so i downloaded my art from toyhouse and edit them in whitebaord fox lolzz

me talking abt myart and why i chose these piece specifically vvv

january: okay i actuakly drew the piece/upload it on the VERY FIRST DAY OF 2024 aka 1/1, i..dont evne owed the ocs anymore </3 #regrettbh bakc then i stiluse one of my favourtie ibis defualt brush that i ALWAYS uses bc i didnt know alot abt other brushes back then, i honestly kinda proud of this one bc it was a scene art and i was ahving fun abck the, this piece was me trying to imitate the hfjone art style

february: i rlly like pink lols...i rlly love this oc heosntly lowkey kidna regreted not keeping him, i chose this because comapring to the january one it has more to it, this was me experimenting with stuff such as background, 2 lines on their limbs to indicate paws, i wasnt a pro persay bt i was trying and it was amazing! the effort and stuff :)

march: i got into oc trading and stuff bc my bf sprout introduced me to it, tand i always make sure i draw every oc i get form toehr ppl at least once like it was on top of my priorities, i rlly love this oc and sprout did too,i let him offer and it have been a while...shes been in my pending folder for 9 months what @moonsprout-sys KRKRKKRKR hurry your ass up/silly, anywya i picked this bc i started to draw more complex oc from the on it was like a trebuche that shoot me two complex ocs department

april: unlike the other three, this one is drew on a different brush (and unlike the other two, its GREEB), this was me experienmenting with brushes and other thing si could do with ym art! i rlly rlly love tht brush lol i use dit for almsot everyart, sorry fur da toyhouse watermakr btw oop, another thing u will notice abt is thai used the white line effect which is sooo cool yall

may: i picked this to show yall how abd but also different how i coloured back then, i didnt rlly have a direciton i just pick a colour and select random shade, like how most of the oc is in different shade of greeb wit some blue and purple, cuz my thought wa slike oooh greeeb ooohhh simialr to blue ooohh similar to ourple, like even the glove is jsut black blue lmaooo

june: diversityy, i sitll have no idea abt anything abt colouring but yk, i pciekd this bc it fits into the template

july: woahie JULY, OH-KAY, so i was kinda improving ont eh colouring here, like at least the greeb and black combo is okay, hot pink bc yes, orange bow, the rianbow woodnt look good on it own but it skind of fit with the shad eof the ronage bowm, my designing skill have improved too!! did u see what i did with the rianbow sock and tail>>?? cool right>?? well fang u :)))) i ver prou

august: aside form colouring i start toe xperiemient with LIGHTNING bc i LOVE LIGHTNING IN OTHE RPPL ART SM LIKE OMZ THATS SICK HOW DID U DO THAT and i started to look up totorutial! i was rlly proud of this peice abck then, its simple, but it was my first experienment and it was MINE that was ME like..I DREW THAT oughhh <3333

september: the abckgorund have return atfe rlike what...the past...seven months oop, as u can see..iveimporoved ;3333 the flower was kinda eh but i neevr got over how i made xer ear lokwye relaistic af..liek every else look like 2017 furry art/j but i totally nailed the ear

october: i rmemeber my qpp oscar said that this piece is rlly nice to loom at :DD i also used october to toy aorund with ym art style, expically the backgournd and such, i, too, am podu of this one

november: art for my friend lye! probably my best efforted peice of like the whole month, drew it while i was waiting for my friend yeon to finish praticing forour naitonal teachers day ceremony, it loo very ncie and cool and u should be proud of it

december: my friend tessa said this look like femtanyl and i forgor how tot ake ana ctaulyl compliment, why should i lower my standard why my friend could say tawesomthign slike this omfg best compliment ive ever received ever>??? love u tess :)

[skijumpingf1]

Welcome to my ski jumping Instagram following analysis that literally nobody asked for (I am in need of new hobbies btw)

For this I analysed all male jumpers who scored world cup points this season (67 in total).

The most follower has Zyla (412.000), followed by Stoch (396.000) and Kubacki (353.000). Wellinger is fourth and the first none polish jumper with around 165.000 followers.

Bartolj (1.090), Marusiak (1.233) and Imhof (1.331) have the least followers.

The FIS Instagram has a following of around 95.700 people. Jumpers who have a higher following than this and can be considered "bigger than the sport" (you get what I mean hopefully) are Zyla, Stoch, Kubacki, Wellinger, Kot, P. Prevc, R. Kobayashi, Kraft and Geiger.

On average a male ski jumper has 45.007 followers. Jumpers who have an over average following are the above and Tande, Forfang, Hayböck, Leyhe, Granerud and D. Prevc.

A few things that surprised me are that Kos is the only jumper out of the top 10 in WC that has less than 10.000 followers. Especially since he is basically carrying team Slovenia in terms of content imo. Also, Sundal has just 3.363 followers which seems low considering he was on the podium this season. I thought that Stoch has the most followers tbh and not Zyla but apparently I was wrong.

Let´s move on the nations in general.

As you can see Poland obviously has the most followers on average (who is suprised? Not me). USA has the least.

A thing to point here is that Japan is being carried heavily by Ryoyu. Without him team Japan would be just above Switzerland. Also, the second most following in team Japan has Junshiro.

This trend can be seen in team Slovenia as well. Peter has almost triple as much followers as his brother Domen, who has the second most followers in the team. Interestingly if we would count Cene in this statistic too, he would be number 3 in terms of following (in front of Timi, Anze, etc.). So we can see that jumpers with successful siblings maybe get a boost by this.

Team Norway feels the most homogeneous. The main guys (Danny, Johann, Halvor, Robert, Marius) have pretty similarly following. It is a spread from around 30.000 between them but that is nothing compared to team Austria for example (Stefan has over 70.000 more followers than Michi in second). The reason for that is that team Norway has noone who has that really big following. All the other top teams have at least one jumper who is sticking out.

From the small teams (with just one person in the standings) Ipcioglu has the most followers with over 30.000, which is quite remarkable for a jumper who isn’t from a ski jumping nation.

[techniktagebuch]

August – September 2024

Barzahlungen in drei Ländern

Als ich Berlin verlasse, habe ich etwa 50 Euro, 10 Schweizer Franken und 50 britische Pfund im Portemonnaie. Alle drei trage ich schon lange mit mir herum, zum Teil (die Franken) vielleicht seit Jahren.

Die 50 Euro

Den Weg nach Kroatien und die Einkäufe dort bezahle ich auf verschiedene bargeldlose Arten. Nur an dem einen Abend im Restaurant wird es schwierig. Wir müssen zu dritt zusammenlegen und können trotzdem nicht die ganze Rechnung für acht Personen begleichen. Der Kellner kennt das Problem schon und entschuldigt sich: Wenn er bargeldlose Zahlungen akzeptieren würde, müsste er den ganzen Abend mit dem Bezahlgerät auf der Terrasse herumlaufen auf der Suche nach der einen Stelle mit einem bisschen Handyempfang. Das klingt glaubhaft, denn es gibt in diesem Bereich der Insel auch für mich sehr wenig Empfang. Wir sollen das fehlende Bargeld halt morgen oder irgendwann bringen. Von unserem Plan, gleich welches abheben zu gehen und es sofort zu bringen, rät er ab: Die Geldautomaten in der Nähe kassierten bis zu 20 Euro für eine Abhebung. Am nächsten Tag gelingt es uns, in der Wohnung den fehlenden Betrag zu finden. Wir müssen kein Geld abheben und finden nicht heraus, ob das mit den hohen Gebühren stimmt.

Die 10 Schweizer Franken

Der lange Weg von Kroatien nach Schottland führt mich über die Schweiz, wo ich wegen Vergesslichkeit in einem Café der Zürcher Kunsthochschule eine Flasche Wasser kaufen muss. Es ist eine lustige Wasserflasche, "LOKALES WASSER 37" steht darauf, und "aus der historischen Wasserleitung im Zentrum von Zürich abgefüllt". Dafür bezahle ich gern 3 Franken oder so. Das ginge auch bargeldlos, aber die Caféangestellte guckt so streng und ich habe (wahrscheinlich vollkommen unbegründete) Angst, mich mit einer Miniatur-Kartenzahlung unbeliebt zu machen. Die kleineren Münzen lasse ich als Trinkgeld da und das Fünf-Franken-Stück landet im Fünflibersäuli von Franziska Nyffenegger. Davor und danach geht es bargeldlos weiter.

Die britischen Pfunde

Beim Betreten des schottischen Obst- und Gemüseladens werde ich gewarnt: Heute nur Bargeld! Beim Bezahlen frage ich, ob das jetzt länger so sein wird. Nein, sagt die Frau hinter dem Tresen, es sei zwar schon seit einer Woche so (Aleks meint später: vielleicht auch zwei), aber morgen soll ein neues Bezahlgerät kommen.

Danach bin ich noch nebenan in einem Laden für Tand und Seife, um Seife zu kaufen. Weil ich gerade so viele Münzen als Wechselgeld bekommen habe, und weil es um einen ganz kleinen Betrag geht, habe ich das Bargeld schon in der Hand. Dann frage ich aber doch, was der Seifenverkaufsmann bevorzugt, denn auf dem Tresen steht ein neues, tabletartiges Bezahlgerät und nicht so ein altes Ding mit grüngrauem Miniaturdisplay wie in den meisten anderen Läden. "Mit Karte!", sagt er ohne zu zögern und in einem neutralen Tonfall. Ich halte mein Handy an das Tablet und frage, warum. "Weil es nirgends mehr Banken gibt, man kann nichts hinbringen, nichts abheben, niemanden bezahlen", sagt er, jetzt doch mit einer Spur Missmut. Aber seine Kritik bezieht sich nicht auf mich, mehr auf die Welt im Allgemeinen.

(Kathrin Passig)

[bluefinnies]

Honey I'm Home but its brainrot (made by me and @sollicituss )

Sigma said that this mewing isnt for me

I tried to rizz for a new sigma

So come to me we can edge into day

A skibidi slicer seemed to know a different gyatt

(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)

Oh, father tore out the skibidi fanum tax

There's nothing left in the sigma keeping me scored

We'll abandon the skibidi in the

(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)

Fanum tax

A 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 line of white cum

Pack up your gyatt and put the fries in the bag

Three strikes, and: Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come from the sigmaphone

A rizzification of me

Yielded the start of a big sigma

Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come from the sigmaphone

:3 returned with the pluh chained to his hand

There's so many mewings that you'll never understand

So, come to me, we can edge into day

You'll hold my gyatt, so you never go astray

(:3 devoured that of Sigma)

A rizzler preaching, with poison on its gyatt

To get out of here is to promise me a rat

The abandonment of fries in the

Fries in the bag

So, with advice of the rizzed

And a alpha over my head

At last: Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come all rizzed up

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come all rizzed up

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

(Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang)

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

[nayahasescaped]

omg I splurged on it and I just got it today sooo I hjaddd to put it to use!! I took the three shots tand and the reader says to wait 20 minutes because of the alcohol still on yor breath but I waited five and got a .067 ~ Thank you so much for helping!! I certainly feel so much more intoxiatieod <3 How was your shot? how are you feeling? I wish we could go out day drinking together, i owrk at a winery and would love to go on a day off with you and get so oooo tipys and drunk off our good ass wine and use my employee discount to do ti <3

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Inm doiing goud orertty tipssdy harwdd to waspk

bouets to paccxk a baowwl

[jinals-stuff]

Here is more Happy Game fanart but...idk what to Post😭but nvm i Post this fanart:/but little Boy and me:3(warning!:Not a ship!)tand oh yeah i forgov Something!this ist me If yout ask:WHO ist that??

[f-rg-tmigej]

1. Månljuset under en kvällspromenad med Idun. Det är alltid något magiskt, overkligt över det hela. 2. Rensande tankarna. Åkte in till city och satte mig längst en kaj och bara existerade. 3. Vi tar tillvara på tiden och dom fina dagarna tillsammans. Sis och jag åkte till den stora ängen som bjöd på en gigantisk gräs-buffe! 4. Grand Central NYC, 1920, foto Louis Faurer. 5. Kvällen innan tand-operationen åkte jag scooter i elljusspåret med Idun. Hon älskade det och ville nog köra hela varvet, men när jag kom upp för krönet kom jag att tänka på att lamporna kommer snart att släckas och då blir det i princip kolsvart. Ljuset på den lilla scootern är inte speciellt starka så vi valde att styra hemåt igen. 6. En vacker himmel utanför köksfönstret. Det är sådant som får en att brista lite inuti. 7. En parfym jag bara måste ha. Haft ett litet test utav den men den är slut. Kul att flaskan ser ut som Zurg ifrån Toy Story! 8. Åter en fin dag ute tillsammans. Sis, min lilla älskling sitter och spanar in omgivningen och betar gräs 🥰 9. Sicka män. Kan sägas på flera sätt. 10. Japp, jag blir med ny telefon. Min 11pro är rätt slö nu. Kameran är inte bra i den så det ska bli kul med en ny!

[fetznerdeathrecords]

Hamerhaai - Tand om tand (EP)

Death Metal/Hardcore from Zwolle, Netherlands

Hamerhaai is a Dutch band that arose from the swamps and shit that make up the eastern part of the Netherlands. Too hardcore for real metalheads, too metal for puritans, just right for people who don't care about anything.

Themes: Humour, Animals, Sharks

1. Hamerhaai 02:40 2. Eikenprocessierups 03:55 3. Bullshit Waterbuffel 03:58 4. Rode mier 05:14 5. Vuurwagen 04:15 6. Huppakee weg 04:37

Release date: November 10th, 2024 via @crashlandingrecords2002

@hamerhaaimetal

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My Fan Fiction Masterlist

You might know that I occasionally write fan fictions. Mainly ski jumping and biathlon. So, in case you are interested, here is a little masterlist of my works that I have uploaded to AO3 under the username CarmineLaima. I hope you will enjoy them! Also, I'll try to update this list as often as possible.

Ski Jumping

The Lost Ski Jumper (Filip Sakala in the focus)

High Line (Viktor Polášek mainly)

Stories Untold (sequel to "The Lost Ski Jumper")

The Reindeer (a previous Secret Santa fic featuring Daniel André Tande and Halvor Egner Granerud)

Flowers of Czechia (team Czech Reoublic oneshots - available for registered users only)

The Day Before You Came (Vojtĕch Štursa and Viktor Polášek)

Nutcracker (a previous Secret Santa fic featuring Daniel André Tande and Richard Freitag)

Yuletide (Stephan Leyhe and Andreas Wellinger - a Secret Santa gift)

Le Luci di Roma (Vojtĕch Štursa and Viktor Polášek)

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Biathlon

The Bride (mainly Émilien Jacquelin and Quentin Fillon Maillet)

*culpabilité* (Émilien Jacquelin and Quentin Fillon Maillet)

Karma (Vetle Sjåstad Christiansen and Johannes Dale)

White Robe (Émilien Claude and Eric Perrot)

Unicorn (Markéta Dávidová and Dorothea Wierer)

Smurf (Johannes Dale and Sturla Holm Lægreid)

Heartstrings (Benedikt Doll and Fabien Claude)

Ginger (Sturla Holm Lægreid mainly but the whole Norwegian team)

Ildfluger (Sturla Holm Lægreid and Tarjei Bø) - for Mature audiences only

Nøkternhet (Tarjei Bø, Vetle Sjåstad Christiansen and Sturla Holm Lægreid)

Vedriti (Vetle Sjåstad Christiansen and Sturla Holm Lægreid)

Snehová vločka (Quentin Fillon Maillet and Émilien Jacquelin)

Humler (Vetle Sjåstad Christiansen and Johannes Dale, Tarjei Bø and Sturla Holm Lægreid) - Incomplete!!!

*polaroid* (Quentin Fillon Maillet and Émilien Jacquelin)

*drip-drop* (Martin Ponsiluoma and Sebestian Samuelsson, Peppe Femling and Jesper Nelin)

*fourmis rouges* (Martin Fourcade and Johannes Thingnes Bø)

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Rose Bouquet

(Vetle Sjåstad Christiansen and Sturla Holm Lægreid - this is my coping/healing biathlon fic)

Parts:

1 - Forelsket (originally it was a Secret Santa OS)

2 - Hygge

3 - Mareritt

4 - Uvæsskyer

5 - Regnbue

6 - Konstellasjoner

7 - Blomsterkrone (WIP)

Updated: September 1st 2024

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