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[texasflycaster]

The Gifts Keep on Giving

Fly Fishing Father’s Day List Continues – 2024 Guide for under $500 Giving We have had our look for 2024, at the Father’s Day Fly Fishing Gift Guide SUB $100, and now it is time to kick it up a notch, because you know he is the dude, and the dude abides. I try and cover a variety of tastebuds, from hard blasting coffee in the field. YETI 64 French Press  – Just because good coffee can make a…

[forgetaboutluna]

i got my will but at what cost

[spr1ngbunnypvrin]

In what ways can we annoy 👁️ 📺 the doctor once he's comfortable having us around?

Since he's always watching us and his minions loves us more than him, I think it's only fair that he receives our rebellious bratty affections too

For science of course ✨

Oh, absolutely. If The Doctor is going to haunt every screen, command an army of little gremlins, and act like a smug, untouchable mastermind, then it’s only fair that we annoy the hell out of him in return. After all, what’s the point of being his “favorite” if we don’t make him suffer a little?

So, for science, here are some of the best ways to mess with The Doctor once he’s comfortable having you around:

1. Name His Minions Stupid Things

The Critters? You nickname them like they're Pokémon.

“This one’s Greg. That one? Mr. Chompers. Oh, and this little guy? He's my emotional support nightmare.”

The robotic bodies? You give them absurd names based on their appearance.

“Hey, Steve! Get over here!”

The Doctor: “They are NOT named—”

“Shhh, Steve is speaking.”

Bonus: If you call one of his bodies “Blinky” because of the eye on the screen, he will stop talking to you for an hour out of pure spite.

2. Purposely Misquote Him

Any time he says something intimidating, twist his words into something embarrassing.

The Doctor: “You cannot escape my sight.”

You: “Aww, so you admit you’re obsessed with me?”

The Doctor: “THAT IS NOT—”

Bonus: Do it in front of his minions so they start believing it.

3. Stare Directly Into the Nearest Camera and Make Awkward Eye Contact

Since he’s always watching, just… stare.

Don’t blink.

The Doctor: “What are you doing?”

You: “Just making sure you’re still there, buddy.”

Extra points if you slowly inch closer to the camera like a horror movie character.

Even MORE points if you whisper:

“Can you feel me staring into your soul?”

“Boo.”

"Guess what? I unplugged that camera. You're talking to NOTHING right now."

4. Draw Silly Faces on His Screens

If there’s a dusty screen, draw a dumb face on it.

If he possesses a monitor, immediately draw a mustache on it.

The Doctor: “Remove that atrocity immediately.”

You: “Sorry, can’t hear you over how handsome you look with this curly mustache.”

5. Pretend You Can't Hear Him When He's Talking Through a Bad Speaker

If his voice glitches out or sounds weird over an old speaker, pretend you can’t understand.

The Doctor: “—ou under—tand me?”

You: “What? I think you said something about spaghetti?”

The Doctor: “No, I sa—”

You: “Did you just ask me to unplug you? Got it.”

The Doctor: “CEASE.”

6. Replace His Intimidating Dialogue With Cutesy Nicknames

The Doctor: “You are mine.”

You: “Okay, possessive much, Snugglebug?”

The Doctor: “…WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?”

You: “I said, ‘Okay, Professor Cuddles, chill.’”

7. Hug His Minions Right in Front of Him

The Nightmare Critters already love you. Show them extra affection just to rub it in.

Hug one of the robotic bodies and go, “Wow, you’re so much nicer than your creator.”

The Doctor: “…Excuse me?”

You: “Shhh. Steve is my best friend now.”

Bonus: If you pet Yarnaby like a cat, it will immediately vibrate aggressively in approval.

8. Keep Saying “What’s the Magic Word?”

Any time he orders you to do something, act like a strict kindergarten teacher.

The Doctor: “Move to the next room.”

You: “What’s the magic word?”

The Doctor: “…Obey.”

You: “Nope, try again.”

Extra chaos: Make him say “please” in the most reluctant, soul-crushing tone possible.

9. Randomly Poke the Nearest Camera

Whenever you pass a camera, just boop it.

The Doctor: “…Stop that.”

Boop.

The Doctor: “I said STOP.”

Boop.

(He eventually shuts the camera off just to make you stop.)

10. Throw Something at One of His Bodies and Blame it on the Minions

You: [chucks a random item at his robot body]

The Doctor: “What was that?”

You: “Uh… Yarnaby did it.”

The Doctor: “That is the least believable lie I have ever heard.”

Yarnaby: [Vibrates aggressively, confirming guilt.]

11. Walk Into a Room and Say “I Know What You Did” Without Any Context

Doesn’t matter what he’s actually doing. Just say it.

The Doctor: “…”

You: “Yeah. I saw that.”

The Doctor: “…Elaborate.”

You: “You know what you did.”

Bonus: Do this while looking directly at a camera, then leave the room without another word.

12. Pretend You Found His “Secret Diary”

You: “So, I found your diary.”

The Doctor: “I do not KEEP a diary.”

You: “Really? Then who wrote ‘Dear Diary, today my minions ignored me in favor of my human and I felt deeply betrayed’?”

The Doctor: “…You INSOLENT—”

13. Leave Sticky Notes on His Screens with Passive-Aggressive Messages

“Your eye looks extra evil today. Good job!”

“Blink once if you have emotions.”

“Reminder: Stop being ominous for five minutes challenge (failed).”

“If you kill me, who will annoy you?”

14. Mess With His Voice Recordings

If he ever leaves an audio log, alter it.

Edit his voice so he sounds adorably squeaky.

The Doctor: “WHO DID THIS?!”

You: “Oh wow, your voice sounds SO CUTE. You should keep it.”

15. Summon Him Like a Ghost

Stand in a dark hallway.

Look into a broken screen.

Say “Doctor, Doctor, Doctor” like it’s Bloody Mary.

The nearest screen flickers to life.

The Doctor: “WHAT are you DOING.”

You: “Summoning you.”

The Doctor: “…I hate you.”

[vanos232]

Kawan Mama Ku

Aku seorang pelajar, aku tinggal di asrama.. cuti sekolah sudah bermula, aku pown balik ke rumahku..apabila aku sampai dirumahku aku mendapati tiada orang dirumah..

Aku tunggu selama 2 hingga 3 jam dan baru ade kawan ibu ku ‘belum kahwin lagi’ memberitahuku bahawa keluargaku balik dan dia memberitahuku bahawa mak ku menyuruh ku tinggal di rumah nye…

Nak buat cam ne ken?! soo, terpakse lah aku tinggal di rumah, aku baru je nak balik rumah tengok cite blue and melancap! haish, nak buat cm ne ken, soo, aku pown membawa semua barang2 ku ke rumahnye……..

Tiba dirumahnya, dia pown menyuruh ku memilih bilik maner yg aku suke, aku pown memilih bilik kosong yg hujung skali..pada waktu malam, lepas makan, aku terus maSuk ke bilik ku, penat dan rase hendak tidur…

Tapi kawan mama aku tuh, cik nadia nme nye… datang ketuk pintu bilikku dan dia kate kepadaku yg die xleyh tidur.. die mengajak aku teman nye tengok tv, aku pown ape lagi layan jela.. bila aku sampai ke ruang tamu, aku terlihat cik nadia telah pasang video blue untuk kami tonton.

Aku pown ape lagi duduk je kat sofa tuh tanpa ade rase malu, cik nadia duduk di tepiku dan kami layan cite tu sama sama, bila part video tuh nak menjolok batang aku telah pown tegang cik nadia perasaan tapi dia membiar kannya, cik nadia semakin rapat dengan ku..aku mambiarkannya.

Sedar tak sedar tangan cik nadia telah hinggap di batang ku yang tengah mencanak ni, dia meraba raba batang ku tanpa rase malu.. dia mmbuka zip ku dan batang ku pown keluar ‘aku x pakai sependar’ dengan segeranye, dia pown menggosok batang ku dengan lembut, aku pown membiar kan nye..

Dia tunduk ke arah konek ku, dan terus menghisap dengan selaju yg dia mampu, aku mengangkat mukanya dan berkata pade nye ‘jom lah buat dalam bilik’.. dia pown mengangguk tande setuju, aku tanpa membuang mase, menarik tangan nye sampai ke pintu bilik nya…

Aku mengarahkan dia supaya melucutkan pakaian nye, tanpa mmbuang masa dia pown brbuat yg demikian tapi dia x menaggalkan bra dan panties nya, aku pown mnyuruh nya menghisap batang ku itu die pown patuh dan hisap dengan laju skali, skali skala die mnggunakan tetek nye untuk mgosok batang ku,

Dia baring kat atas katil setelah puas dan penat mghisap batang ku dan mggosok-gosok pepek nye.. aku pown faham ape yg die mahukan..

Aku baring di tepi nya dan memasukn jari2 ku kedalam lubng pepek nye.. samai pncut dibuatnye oleh jari aku.. tanpa mmbuang mse aku pown membuka dan mencampakkn panties nye dan mengkangkang kan nadia dengan seluas luas nye, aku tuju kan batang ku ini ke arah lubang pepek nye’dia masih dara’..

Aku pown menjolok dengan lajunya tanpa mghirau kan sape nadia tu.. oh, yeah yeah smpai merah pepek nye aku buat kami pown tido shingga pagi esk nye, esk nye mak aku telah berade di rumah , aku pown brsiapsiap untuk pulang ke rumah ku..

Sebelum aku balik, cik nadia brkate kepada ku ;kalu ade mase datang lah ke rumah nye lagi’, aku pown trsebyum apabila dia brkate macam tuh kpada ku…. dan sbelum aku pulang ke asrama setiap minggu aku akan snggah di rumah nya untuk memuas kan nafsu ku dan nafsu dia..

Tamat .

[tobiasdrake]

So, how often do characters in Dragonball just tand there and let the other guy Transform. I feel like in most cases the transformations just happen quickly enough that interupting them isn't really an option

They can be. It's complicated.

Goku's Super Saiyan transformation is a pretty strong example. The anime has him pulsing and seething and glowing for several minutes while Frieza stands by and watches, but in the manga it's like this.

It's so fast, Frieza doesn't even notice it's happening until Goku's already gone golden.

Zarbon's transformation takes one page too.

There are other times when transformations do take their time, but these are often accounted for in-universe.

Goku isn't stopping this because he wants it to happen. He wants to fight Frieza at his full power, so he's standing by and letting Frieza power up.

Goku takes his sweet time with the Super Saiyan 3 transformation, drawing it out for three whole pages, but he's explicitly stalling for time. Meanwhile, Buu's standing by and letting this happen because Goku's piqued his interest in Super Saiyan forms.

Goku basically flew up to Buu and went, "HEY WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY COOL!?" then transformed r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y so that Trunks would have time to fetch the Radar and get the hell out of there.

When Goku's not trying to delay, he can switch it on in a second like his other forms.

Special mention goes to Cell, because they actually do jump in and interrupt him from transforming at one point.

Though when Cell does finally get the drop on 17....

It takes six pages for him to transform. Three to swallow up 17 while nobody stops him, then another three to change into his Imperfect form.

...so there is a bit of that. Some transformations are longer than others. Super Buu's absorptions take a couple pages.

You're really just gonna stand there and let this play out, huh, Gohan?

Though I do have to say, the gold medal for biggest offender goes to Frieza. His Full Power transformation, sure, they covered that in the plot. But I'm talking about this one.

To achieve his Final Form, Frieza stands stock-still and powers up for a mind-boggling nine pages. A chapter ends and a new one begins while he's still transforming. They have enough time to debate the ethics of having Dende heal Vegeta while he's over there yelling, glowing, and being utterly defenseless.

Hey guys. Krillin has an attack that cuts people in half. Just. Just wanted to throw that out there.

(Which wouldn't kill Frieza. He'd still murder them all, he'd just be a torso while doing it which would be much more embarrassing for them. But they can at least try!)

[shewhowas39]

question for Juniper & Starlight readers

hello folks! so, i cannot believe i'm saying this, but my durgestarion fic, Juniper & Starlight, is nearing 10k hits. which is huge for me!!! and firs tand foremost, i want to think everyone who has been reading it this far!

i'd like to celebrate that milestone when it happens, so i decided i'd do a poll to see what you guys think you'd like to see for that.

[romanestuffsposts]

Hey loves! 💖 I’m not sure if you already wrote something about the reader getting a concussion? It’s totally okay if you don’t want to write it 💓

Hi there love! 💜

Of course, I hope you like how I write it ❤️

Enjoy <3

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Warnings : Hurt little reader, concussion, little reader fell down the stairs at night, angst, cries, worried daddies, reassuring, fluff, hospital (at bruce's), a litte bite of curse words (oops)

Pairings : Daddies!Stucky ; Daddy!Bucky x Papa!Steve x Little!Reader

Summary : You were just thirsty..

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Usually, you never wake up in the middle of the night. You're a heavy sleeper so it's not every night that you open an eye. Tonight it's different tho, you feel very thirsty, so thirsty that it woke you up so you decide to get up from bed and go in the kitchen to drink a glass of water.

You're feet quickly get cold at the cold floor of the house as you take small steps. You open your bedroom's door and step out, you wince when you realized that you forgot to take a light with you

Stupid dark night

You walk down the hallway with your hand on the wall beside you, it reassure you to have a touch on something. You fnally reach the stairs but you forget where they start. You could've easily switch on the light but with the dark surrending you, you don't know where it is and you just want to go back to bed so you don't lose a time.

You take a few steps forward, thinking the stairs are not that close but you understand that you're wrong when you miss a step.

Your Daddies wake up harshly at the loud noise coming from the hallway. They look at each other "someone broke in ?" Steve asks worried. Bucky makes his lips thin "I don't think it's that, we would hear it before they got upstairs" he says tanding up, followed by Steve "then what is it ?"

Bucky opens the door of their bedroom and light all the lamps of the house. They walk slowly but surely toward the stairs, they don't know what caused the noise so they need to e careful. Bucky is the first one to peer down the stairs but Steve doesn't have times to look that Bucky jumps down the stairs

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," he mutters

Steve is quickly on his heels and they both kneel down beside you "what the hell happened ?" Steve panics as he looks down at you

"do you think I know what happened ? If you hadn't noticed Steve I was in bed with you when it happened" Bucky snaps as he grabs his phone. He had the reflex to take it with him before leaving the bedroom.

He quickly dial Bruce's number and hold the phone against his ears "Bruce!" he exhales when his friend answer "I know it's very late and i'm sorry but we need it you" he pauses "it's our little one, Bruce" he breathes.

"Perfect, thank you" he rushes before hanging up. He gets up under the stares of Steve "What did he said ?" he asks growing impatient with his husband "he's waiting for us" Bucky says running back to you with a warm coat. With Steve's helps, he succeed by putting the coat on your shoulders.

You're sleepy form breaks their heart, but they have to stay strong, for you and for them.

Steve carries you all the way to the car, he stays with you on the backseat of the car while Bucky drives faster than ever to Bruce's house.

At the first second, when the car stopped driving and is parked in front of Bruce's house, Bucky jumps out of the car following by Steve and you in his arms. It's like Bruce was watching through the window the whole time and immediately opened the door once he heard the car stopping. "What happened ," he asks as soon as the two men walked passed him to enter in the house

"she fell down the stairs" Bucky says following Bruce as he leads everyone in his cabinet. "lie her down" he orders at Steve who obeyed immediately. Bruce puts his gloves on and walks around the table to stand beside you. He starts by checking your heartbeats and your breathing under the eyes of your Daddies "when it happened ?"

"Five minutes before i call you" Bucky answers, his eyes glued on you and his hands tighten around the table. Bruce nods "Did she hits her head ?" he asks checking now your eyes and pupils "I don't know, we weren't there. When We arrived she was already passed out" Steve breathes out.

Bruce inhales and nods his head "I need to give her a brain scan. It can be nothing but I don't want to take the risk" he says walking to the scanner to prepare it. Bucky and Steve share a look before Bucky looks back at Bruce "what do you think it is ?"

"Maybe she didn't hit her head while falling and she just passed out from the fear but if she did hit her head, she can have a concussion, if it's a small one then it's not too bad, she'll have to stay here for a few days to make sure it stay small but if it's a big one, it's more worrying" He says walking back to the table where you are. He rolls the table to the scan and with the help of your Daddies, you're inside.

Steve takes a deep breath after hearing this while Bucky just keep staring at you. The only thing they can see is your feet who are the only thing who's out of the scan and your radios who start to show on screens. bruce takes a closer look at the pictures and nods his head while thinking "okay," he breathes "she has a concussion like I thought. It's probably when she fell, she hitted her head on stairs while falling and she passed out because of that. i want to keep her here for a few days, I have to make sure that it's not damaging her brain afterwards. I have to check when she eats, drinks, walks, and i need her here for the exams to check her brain too" he says eyeing the two huge men who are standing in front of him

"when will she woke up ?"

"In a bit"

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You're cold, all your body is freezing as you're taking awareness of your surrender slowly. The only part of your body who is warm is your hands, they're almost sweaty from how hot it is.

You whimper as the headache starts to be feel and something beside you suddenly move "baby ?"

The hard part wich is opening your eyes seems a lot more easy after hearing the voice. Your beautiful and tired eyes meet blue ones "Hi there, babygirl" your Daddy smiles as his fingers slide in your hair "it's so good to see your beautiful eyes again, we missed you" your Papa says kissing the back of your hand

"How are you feeling, sweetie ?" a third voice is heard from the other side of your bed, you slowly turn your head to your left and sees your Daddies's friend standing beside you

" 'm tired" you murmur, your eyes are heavy and screaming at you to close them so you can rest to feel better. "It's okay, you had a sock on your head, you'll be tird for a few days" Bruce says checking your forehead for any kind of fever "do you have nauseas ?" he asks checking now your cheeks.

You shake your head and feel your Papa squeezing your hand "I know you're tired and want to sleep but can you do some things for me before ?" Bruce asks, pulling hi hands away from you. You whine and shake your head "tomorrow" you mumble

"Not tomorrow, little one" your Daddy says stroking your cheek "we need you to do it now, after that you'll have all the time you need and want to rest, with us beside you"

You groan but still nod. bruce smiles "perfect" he moves a little so now he isn't standing right beside you but is standing at your feet "lift your hands for me, please" he asks lifting his own hands.

You do as you're told

"Now i want you to touch your thumbs with each of your fingertips, just like this" he shows you how to do what he asks and you slowly do like him making your Daddies smiles "you're doing such a perfect job, sweetness" your Papa praises

"Now touch the tips of your nose with your index fingers, but the difficulty is that you have to keep your eyes on me. can you do that, please ?"

While keeping your eyes on Bruce, you slowly bring your fingertips to your nose. The three men smile as you succeed the demand

Bruce walks toward you and removes the sheets who were on top of you "I'll ask you now to stand up, just for one minutes"

You look at your Daddies who nod at you to do what is asked, you grab Bruce's hands and stand up from the bed, you gasp as your feet touch the cold floor of the room.

Once Bruce is sure that you're on your feet, he takes three steps back "Repeat what you just did? Touch your nose with your fingers while looking at me"

Doing it on your feet is more hard than laying and it took you more times to do it but you stayed calm and keep things slow and finally succeed like the first time

"Perfect," Bruce smiles "now imagine there's a line on the floor, I want you to walk on the line. Your toes have to touch your heel after each steps. You can only take five steps toward me and the five steps to go back at where you are now"

You inhale and look at your Daddies with pleading eyes, you just want to sleep. Your Daddy tilts his head "You're doing so good, beautiful, show us how good you're at those little exams" he encouraged you. You whimper and look back at Bruce "keep your eyes on me while doing it"

You almost lose your balance a few times but just like the others exams you did, you succeed. You're happy that you can lie back down now. You're ready to sleep but Bruce's voice keep you from doing so.

"I'll check your reflex now, that's the last things i'll do. After that i let you alone until tomorrow" he smiles and you nod. You sit up on the edge of the bed and he taps a little things on your knees making you cringe. Your Daddies chuckles at your face "weird, sin't it ?" Your Papa teases and you nod still grimacing

Bruce helps you back in the bed and take a pen, his hand rests on your ankle as he looks up at you "this one can tickle a bit" he says before sliding the pen on your right sole. You gasp and pull your foot toward you from reflex but the hold on your ankle prevent you from doing so

Bruce chuckles and lets go of your ankle "pretty ticklish, i see" he walks to the other side of the bed and grabs your other ankle "tell me about it" Your Daddy smirks looking down at you. You blush and look away making him chuckle. You gasp a second time and pull your foot to your chest just like the first time

"Alright, everything seems good for me" he says lookign at your Daddies. He looks down at you "I want you to stay in bed as much as you can, no tv, no screen, nothing who is bad for your head or your eyes. Do you understand me ?"

You nod your head, a little sad about the no tv rules. Bruce smiles at you "i let you rest now, call me if you need anything" he says looking at your Daddies "I'll be back later with pills she'll have to take but for now, it's not necessary"

You watch Bruce walking out of the room, leaving you alone with your Daddies "How are you feeling, little one ?" Your Daddy asks, sliding his fingers up and down your arm. You turn your head to look at him with a pouty expression, you make grabby hands at him and your Papa with a little whine coming out of your lips

Your Daddy slides under the cover while your Papa walks on the other side of the bed and sliding in the cover behind you "You did amazing today, baby. We're so proud of you!" your Daddy praises, kissing the tip of your nose

"You can rest now, sweetness. We'll be here by your side the whole time" Your Papa says kissing the back of your head

The only thing you wanted since you open your eyes... closing them with your Daddies's arms firmly around you.

[trashbins-stuff]

my 2024 art summary..

i was suppsoed to do it earlier today but i forgor and i dont ave my fone rn so i downloaded my art from toyhouse and edit them in whitebaord fox lolzz

me talking abt myart and why i chose these piece specifically vvv

january: okay i actuakly drew the piece/upload it on the VERY FIRST DAY OF 2024 aka 1/1, i..dont evne owed the ocs anymore </3 #regrettbh bakc then i stiluse one of my favourtie ibis defualt brush that i ALWAYS uses bc i didnt know alot abt other brushes back then, i honestly kinda proud of this one bc it was a scene art and i was ahving fun abck the, this piece was me trying to imitate the hfjone art style

february: i rlly like pink lols...i rlly love this oc heosntly lowkey kidna regreted not keeping him, i chose this because comapring to the january one it has more to it, this was me experimenting with stuff such as background, 2 lines on their limbs to indicate paws, i wasnt a pro persay bt i was trying and it was amazing! the effort and stuff :)

march: i got into oc trading and stuff bc my bf sprout introduced me to it, tand i always make sure i draw every oc i get form toehr ppl at least once like it was on top of my priorities, i rlly love this oc and sprout did too,i let him offer and it have been a while...shes been in my pending folder for 9 months what @moonsprout-sys KRKRKKRKR hurry your ass up/silly, anywya i picked this bc i started to draw more complex oc from the on it was like a trebuche that shoot me two complex ocs department

april: unlike the other three, this one is drew on a different brush (and unlike the other two, its GREEB), this was me experienmenting with brushes and other thing si could do with ym art! i rlly rlly love tht brush lol i use dit for almsot everyart, sorry fur da toyhouse watermakr btw oop, another thing u will notice abt is thai used the white line effect which is sooo cool yall

may: i picked this to show yall how abd but also different how i coloured back then, i didnt rlly have a direciton i just pick a colour and select random shade, like how most of the oc is in different shade of greeb wit some blue and purple, cuz my thought wa slike oooh greeeb ooohhh simialr to blue ooohh similar to ourple, like even the glove is jsut black blue lmaooo

june: diversityy, i sitll have no idea abt anything abt colouring but yk, i pciekd this bc it fits into the template

july: woahie JULY, OH-KAY, so i was kinda improving ont eh colouring here, like at least the greeb and black combo is okay, hot pink bc yes, orange bow, the rianbow woodnt look good on it own but it skind of fit with the shad eof the ronage bowm, my designing skill have improved too!! did u see what i did with the rianbow sock and tail>>?? cool right>?? well fang u :)))) i ver prou

august: aside form colouring i start toe xperiemient with LIGHTNING bc i LOVE LIGHTNING IN OTHE RPPL ART SM LIKE OMZ THATS SICK HOW DID U DO THAT and i started to look up totorutial! i was rlly proud of this peice abck then, its simple, but it was my first experienment and it was MINE that was ME like..I DREW THAT oughhh <3333

september: the abckgorund have return atfe rlike what...the past...seven months oop, as u can see..iveimporoved ;3333 the flower was kinda eh but i neevr got over how i made xer ear lokwye relaistic af..liek every else look like 2017 furry art/j but i totally nailed the ear

october: i rmemeber my qpp oscar said that this piece is rlly nice to loom at :DD i also used october to toy aorund with ym art style, expically the backgournd and such, i, too, am podu of this one

november: art for my friend lye! probably my best efforted peice of like the whole month, drew it while i was waiting for my friend yeon to finish praticing forour naitonal teachers day ceremony, it loo very ncie and cool and u should be proud of it

december: my friend tessa said this look like femtanyl and i forgor how tot ake ana ctaulyl compliment, why should i lower my standard why my friend could say tawesomthign slike this omfg best compliment ive ever received ever>??? love u tess :)

[skijumpingf1]

Welcome to my ski jumping Instagram following analysis that literally nobody asked for (I am in need of new hobbies btw)

For this I analysed all male jumpers who scored world cup points this season (67 in total).

The most follower has Zyla (412.000), followed by Stoch (396.000) and Kubacki (353.000). Wellinger is fourth and the first none polish jumper with around 165.000 followers.

Bartolj (1.090), Marusiak (1.233) and Imhof (1.331) have the least followers.

The FIS Instagram has a following of around 95.700 people. Jumpers who have a higher following than this and can be considered "bigger than the sport" (you get what I mean hopefully) are Zyla, Stoch, Kubacki, Wellinger, Kot, P. Prevc, R. Kobayashi, Kraft and Geiger.

On average a male ski jumper has 45.007 followers. Jumpers who have an over average following are the above and Tande, Forfang, Hayböck, Leyhe, Granerud and D. Prevc.

A few things that surprised me are that Kos is the only jumper out of the top 10 in WC that has less than 10.000 followers. Especially since he is basically carrying team Slovenia in terms of content imo. Also, Sundal has just 3.363 followers which seems low considering he was on the podium this season. I thought that Stoch has the most followers tbh and not Zyla but apparently I was wrong.

Let´s move on the nations in general.

As you can see Poland obviously has the most followers on average (who is suprised? Not me). USA has the least.

A thing to point here is that Japan is being carried heavily by Ryoyu. Without him team Japan would be just above Switzerland. Also, the second most following in team Japan has Junshiro.

This trend can be seen in team Slovenia as well. Peter has almost triple as much followers as his brother Domen, who has the second most followers in the team. Interestingly if we would count Cene in this statistic too, he would be number 3 in terms of following (in front of Timi, Anze, etc.). So we can see that jumpers with successful siblings maybe get a boost by this.

Team Norway feels the most homogeneous. The main guys (Danny, Johann, Halvor, Robert, Marius) have pretty similarly following. It is a spread from around 30.000 between them but that is nothing compared to team Austria for example (Stefan has over 70.000 more followers than Michi in second). The reason for that is that team Norway has noone who has that really big following. All the other top teams have at least one jumper who is sticking out.

From the small teams (with just one person in the standings) Ipcioglu has the most followers with over 30.000, which is quite remarkable for a jumper who isn’t from a ski jumping nation.

[techniktagebuch]

August – September 2024

Barzahlungen in drei Ländern

Als ich Berlin verlasse, habe ich etwa 50 Euro, 10 Schweizer Franken und 50 britische Pfund im Portemonnaie. Alle drei trage ich schon lange mit mir herum, zum Teil (die Franken) vielleicht seit Jahren.

Die 50 Euro

Den Weg nach Kroatien und die Einkäufe dort bezahle ich auf verschiedene bargeldlose Arten. Nur an dem einen Abend im Restaurant wird es schwierig. Wir müssen zu dritt zusammenlegen und können trotzdem nicht die ganze Rechnung für acht Personen begleichen. Der Kellner kennt das Problem schon und entschuldigt sich: Wenn er bargeldlose Zahlungen akzeptieren würde, müsste er den ganzen Abend mit dem Bezahlgerät auf der Terrasse herumlaufen auf der Suche nach der einen Stelle mit einem bisschen Handyempfang. Das klingt glaubhaft, denn es gibt in diesem Bereich der Insel auch für mich sehr wenig Empfang. Wir sollen das fehlende Bargeld halt morgen oder irgendwann bringen. Von unserem Plan, gleich welches abheben zu gehen und es sofort zu bringen, rät er ab: Die Geldautomaten in der Nähe kassierten bis zu 20 Euro für eine Abhebung. Am nächsten Tag gelingt es uns, in der Wohnung den fehlenden Betrag zu finden. Wir müssen kein Geld abheben und finden nicht heraus, ob das mit den hohen Gebühren stimmt.

Die 10 Schweizer Franken

Der lange Weg von Kroatien nach Schottland führt mich über die Schweiz, wo ich wegen Vergesslichkeit in einem Café der Zürcher Kunsthochschule eine Flasche Wasser kaufen muss. Es ist eine lustige Wasserflasche, "LOKALES WASSER 37" steht darauf, und "aus der historischen Wasserleitung im Zentrum von Zürich abgefüllt". Dafür bezahle ich gern 3 Franken oder so. Das ginge auch bargeldlos, aber die Caféangestellte guckt so streng und ich habe (wahrscheinlich vollkommen unbegründete) Angst, mich mit einer Miniatur-Kartenzahlung unbeliebt zu machen. Die kleineren Münzen lasse ich als Trinkgeld da und das Fünf-Franken-Stück landet im Fünflibersäuli von Franziska Nyffenegger. Davor und danach geht es bargeldlos weiter.

Die britischen Pfunde

Beim Betreten des schottischen Obst- und Gemüseladens werde ich gewarnt: Heute nur Bargeld! Beim Bezahlen frage ich, ob das jetzt länger so sein wird. Nein, sagt die Frau hinter dem Tresen, es sei zwar schon seit einer Woche so (Aleks meint später: vielleicht auch zwei), aber morgen soll ein neues Bezahlgerät kommen.

Danach bin ich noch nebenan in einem Laden für Tand und Seife, um Seife zu kaufen. Weil ich gerade so viele Münzen als Wechselgeld bekommen habe, und weil es um einen ganz kleinen Betrag geht, habe ich das Bargeld schon in der Hand. Dann frage ich aber doch, was der Seifenverkaufsmann bevorzugt, denn auf dem Tresen steht ein neues, tabletartiges Bezahlgerät und nicht so ein altes Ding mit grüngrauem Miniaturdisplay wie in den meisten anderen Läden. "Mit Karte!", sagt er ohne zu zögern und in einem neutralen Tonfall. Ich halte mein Handy an das Tablet und frage, warum. "Weil es nirgends mehr Banken gibt, man kann nichts hinbringen, nichts abheben, niemanden bezahlen", sagt er, jetzt doch mit einer Spur Missmut. Aber seine Kritik bezieht sich nicht auf mich, mehr auf die Welt im Allgemeinen.

(Kathrin Passig)

[bluefinnies]

Honey I'm Home but its brainrot (made by me and @sollicituss )

Sigma said that this mewing isnt for me

I tried to rizz for a new sigma

So come to me we can edge into day

A skibidi slicer seemed to know a different gyatt

(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)

Oh, father tore out the skibidi fanum tax

There's nothing left in the sigma keeping me scored

We'll abandon the skibidi in the

(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)

Fanum tax

A 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 line of white cum

Pack up your gyatt and put the fries in the bag

Three strikes, and: Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come from the sigmaphone

A rizzification of me

Yielded the start of a big sigma

Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come from the sigmaphone

:3 returned with the pluh chained to his hand

There's so many mewings that you'll never understand

So, come to me, we can edge into day

You'll hold my gyatt, so you never go astray

(:3 devoured that of Sigma)

A rizzler preaching, with poison on its gyatt

To get out of here is to promise me a rat

The abandonment of fries in the

Fries in the bag

So, with advice of the rizzed

And a alpha over my head

At last: Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come all rizzed up

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!

Three voices come all rizzed up

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

(Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang)

A rizzification of me

Done by :3, for all to see

[nayahasescaped]

omg I splurged on it and I just got it today sooo I hjaddd to put it to use!! I took the three shots tand and the reader says to wait 20 minutes because of the alcohol still on yor breath but I waited five and got a .067 ~ Thank you so much for helping!! I certainly feel so much more intoxiatieod <3 How was your shot? how are you feeling? I wish we could go out day drinking together, i owrk at a winery and would love to go on a day off with you and get so oooo tipys and drunk off our good ass wine and use my employee discount to do ti <3

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Inm doiing goud orertty tipssdy harwdd to waspk

bouets to paccxk a baowwl

[hellridcr]

┊°★ LOSS, EMPTINESS , wasn't something that Mikael would ever admit to anyone out loud, not to even his own kids. Nothing ever scared THE DEVIL, He had no fears, he was to hardened. Led by the ways of a Outlaw, branded by the desire to spread HIS OWN FEAR and anguish upon the lands. He didn't have time to allow himself to feel weakness. Anger and strength is all he ruled this world by. But the loss of his wife, had struck him hard, and it had been the only moment in his time as THE ANGEL KING. That he had ever showed raw emotions.

But it was warranted, he had lost HIS OLD LADY. The only woman he had ever felt something for, or he had ever layed with. He never cheated on her, even when things got bad. And he sure as shit didn't ever lay hand on her. Those were two things he never did, to a woman. Women were to be lifted up, and praised. If they do something wrong, you mat rise your voice, you my yell, and scream. But you never EVER hit them, that was instant death in his MC.

And any other, where he was concerned. He or his Father ever got in on this, the old lady was supposed to be told what she can and can't do. To be treated like she was a object, and he made that clear to all other members of his faction. If he was to be honest, he felt the emptiness that Elizabeth's death had left behind. He had grieved, and even took the time he needed. But it had been a year now. And he knew, she'd want him to find someone else who could rule at his side.

Find someone that he could love, and to be honest. He had started taking notice in someone. Be it, someone who was a close member inside SAMCR0. He had started flirting with her, on and off over the last few months. She had a mouth on her, and sure as fuck knew how to handle herself. Of course, she was younger then him, but he liked what he saw. In many ways, she reminded him of Liz. She had that , DON'T FUCK WITH ME, personality. And it was clear, she could handle HIS ANGELS, with ease.

But, he had to play it out right, if she wasn't down for it. He would not force her. But, it didn't hurt to try, right? And it happened to be , he was inside SamCr0 right now. Business, as usual, of course, and he had rolled up, Bat planted against his shoulder, cocky arrogance , bleeding from every orface of his being. He wouldn't have it any other way. But, as he waited for JAX , he couldn't help but notice Payne. S

tanding behind the bar, looking FUCKING HOT as usual. Arrogance spread over his face, feeding through ever syllable that fell from his mouth. His movements were fed with swagger and, arrogance, something he couldn't help. Dark Eyes slowly drinking in every inch of the brunette.

❝ Well Hello, Gorgeous! They got you minding the bar today, Huh? So, why don't you serve me up a little, ' SEX ON THE BEACH! ' ❞

@hellsurvivr / Liked for a Starter <3 <3

[jinals-stuff]

Here is more Happy Game fanart but...idk what to Post😭but nvm i Post this fanart:/but little Boy and me:3(warning!:Not a ship!)tand oh yeah i forgov Something!this ist me If yout ask:WHO ist that??

[f-rg-tmigej]

1. Månljuset under en kvällspromenad med Idun. Det är alltid något magiskt, overkligt över det hela. 2. Rensande tankarna. Åkte in till city och satte mig längst en kaj och bara existerade. 3. Vi tar tillvara på tiden och dom fina dagarna tillsammans. Sis och jag åkte till den stora ängen som bjöd på en gigantisk gräs-buffe! 4. Grand Central NYC, 1920, foto Louis Faurer. 5. Kvällen innan tand-operationen åkte jag scooter i elljusspåret med Idun. Hon älskade det och ville nog köra hela varvet, men när jag kom upp för krönet kom jag att tänka på att lamporna kommer snart att släckas och då blir det i princip kolsvart. Ljuset på den lilla scootern är inte speciellt starka så vi valde att styra hemåt igen. 6. En vacker himmel utanför köksfönstret. Det är sådant som får en att brista lite inuti. 7. En parfym jag bara måste ha. Haft ett litet test utav den men den är slut. Kul att flaskan ser ut som Zurg ifrån Toy Story! 8. Åter en fin dag ute tillsammans. Sis, min lilla älskling sitter och spanar in omgivningen och betar gräs 🥰 9. Sicka män. Kan sägas på flera sätt. 10. Japp, jag blir med ny telefon. Min 11pro är rätt slö nu. Kameran är inte bra i den så det ska bli kul med en ny!

[fetznerdeathrecords]

Hamerhaai - Tand om tand (EP)

Death Metal/Hardcore from Zwolle, Netherlands

Hamerhaai is a Dutch band that arose from the swamps and shit that make up the eastern part of the Netherlands. Too hardcore for real metalheads, too metal for puritans, just right for people who don't care about anything.

Themes: Humour, Animals, Sharks

1. Hamerhaai 02:40 2. Eikenprocessierups 03:55 3. Bullshit Waterbuffel 03:58 4. Rode mier 05:14 5. Vuurwagen 04:15 6. Huppakee weg 04:37

Release date: November 10th, 2024 via @crashlandingrecords2002

@hamerhaaimetal