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texasflycaster · 7 months ago
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The Gifts Keep on Giving
Fly Fishing Father’s Day List Continues – 2024 Guide for under $500 Giving We have had our look for 2024, at the Father’s Day Fly Fishing Gift Guide SUB $100, and now it is time to kick it up a notch, because you know he is the dude, and the dude abides. I try and cover a variety of tastebuds, from hard blasting coffee in the field. YETI 64 French Press  – Just because good coffee can make a

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damn-d4niel · 1 year ago
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forgetaboutluna · 1 year ago
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i got my will but at what cost
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mackenskibc · 2 years ago
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heiavikings · 2 years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAA THIS PODIUM IS PERFECT MY DEPRESSION IS CURED
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tobiasdrake · 2 months ago
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So, how often do characters in Dragonball just tand there and let the other guy Transform. I feel like in most cases the transformations just happen quickly enough that interupting them isn't really an option
They can be. It's complicated.
Goku's Super Saiyan transformation is a pretty strong example. The anime has him pulsing and seething and glowing for several minutes while Frieza stands by and watches, but in the manga it's like this.
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It's so fast, Frieza doesn't even notice it's happening until Goku's already gone golden.
Zarbon's transformation takes one page too.
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There are other times when transformations do take their time, but these are often accounted for in-universe.
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Goku isn't stopping this because he wants it to happen. He wants to fight Frieza at his full power, so he's standing by and letting Frieza power up.
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Goku takes his sweet time with the Super Saiyan 3 transformation, drawing it out for three whole pages, but he's explicitly stalling for time. Meanwhile, Buu's standing by and letting this happen because Goku's piqued his interest in Super Saiyan forms.
Goku basically flew up to Buu and went, "HEY WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY COOL!?" then transformed r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w-l-y so that Trunks would have time to fetch the Radar and get the hell out of there.
When Goku's not trying to delay, he can switch it on in a second like his other forms.
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Special mention goes to Cell, because they actually do jump in and interrupt him from transforming at one point.
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Though when Cell does finally get the drop on 17....
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It takes six pages for him to transform. Three to swallow up 17 while nobody stops him, then another three to change into his Imperfect form.
...so there is a bit of that. Some transformations are longer than others. Super Buu's absorptions take a couple pages.
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You're really just gonna stand there and let this play out, huh, Gohan?
Though I do have to say, the gold medal for biggest offender goes to Frieza. His Full Power transformation, sure, they covered that in the plot. But I'm talking about this one.
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To achieve his Final Form, Frieza stands stock-still and powers up for a mind-boggling nine pages. A chapter ends and a new one begins while he's still transforming. They have enough time to debate the ethics of having Dende heal Vegeta while he's over there yelling, glowing, and being utterly defenseless.
Hey guys. Krillin has an attack that cuts people in half. Just. Just wanted to throw that out there.
(Which wouldn't kill Frieza. He'd still murder them all, he'd just be a torso while doing it which would be much more embarrassing for them. But they can at least try!)
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bronsinseele · 11 months ago
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like at any moment my favorite will be griseo or hua or elysia or sakura or aponia or su or do you see the problem yet.
i cant begin to rank the flamechasers by how much i love them i feel like it'd be unfair and inaccurate
#vill-v is at the bottom though just bc she's the least interesting to me <//3#i dont hate her though#pardo and mobius are also somewhere at the bottom which pains me bc i like both of them a lot#esp w pardo's writings and development my fucking god#the fact that her sim self died the same way her real self did when she was never a fighter......#i think as a flamechaser hua is kinda forgettable which. yk. is the fucking point and honestly its bc of that that makes her so special yk#i looove how her arc and development comes during the current era its sooo sooooo good#i also like kalpas he's suuuch an asshole obsessed w him i wanna punch him#his and sakura's relationship was soooo :''''''' dear god. ALSO#MY GOD TEH FACT HAT SHE CALLED MEI BY HER NAME BC HE ACTUALLY R6EMMEBERES TAND THAT WAS HIM SAYING GOODBYE FMY GOD KILL ME.#griseo literally being the littlest guy Ever and how smart and cunning she is at such a young age is sooo sooo darling#and the fact that things she paints can come to life and spending time w others can influence her and that being a testament to her being a#child....#And her relationship w all the other flamechasers :'''') seeing kosma as her brother and being so protective of him that she literally dies#with him because she just didn't want him to be alone#seeing aponia as a maternal figure and calling her mama#going along w ely's antics and calling ely meimei (younger sis) and mobius nainai (paternal grandma)#shes sooo sooo darling to me i love her and kosma so fucking bad guys.#theyre each others heroes :(((( they're stars and daybreak :(((((((((((((((((#AND GOD APONIA. she's so so devastating i loooove her sm even if her design is clearly an oversexualized nun#the fact that she's feared for her powers and the fact that elysia was the only one who defied the fate she foretold????#god. she;s soooo ocd actually yk what. yeah sure aponia ocd hc real.#okay that aside her entire dynamic w elysia makes me weep#literally fate and the miracle child......#AND EDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#she's such a sweetheart and a romantic and she just loves the arts so so much#the fact that shes so happy and enamoured to hear about current era art and her seeing that as some sign of peace is soooo :''')#god. i love her.#mobius and klein........ my god the fact that she doesnt even KNOW.#she's literally ouroborous.
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shewhowas39 · 3 months ago
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question for Juniper & Starlight readers
hello folks! so, i cannot believe i'm saying this, but my durgestarion fic, Juniper & Starlight, is nearing 10k hits. which is huge for me!!! and firs tand foremost, i want to think everyone who has been reading it this far!
i'd like to celebrate that milestone when it happens, so i decided i'd do a poll to see what you guys think you'd like to see for that.
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romanestuffsposts · 2 years ago
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Hey loves! 💖 I’m not sure if you already wrote something about the reader getting a concussion? It’s totally okay if you don’t want to write it 💓
Hi there love! 💜
Of course, I hope you like how I write it ❀
Enjoy <3
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Warnings : Hurt little reader, concussion, little reader fell down the stairs at night, angst, cries, worried daddies, reassuring, fluff, hospital (at bruce's), a litte bite of curse words (oops)
Pairings : Daddies!Stucky ; Daddy!Bucky x Papa!Steve x Little!Reader
Summary : You were just thirsty..
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Usually, you never wake up in the middle of the night. You're a heavy sleeper so it's not every night that you open an eye. Tonight it's different tho, you feel very thirsty, so thirsty that it woke you up so you decide to get up from bed and go in the kitchen to drink a glass of water.
You're feet quickly get cold at the cold floor of the house as you take small steps. You open your bedroom's door and step out, you wince when you realized that you forgot to take a light with you
Stupid dark night
You walk down the hallway with your hand on the wall beside you, it reassure you to have a touch on something. You fnally reach the stairs but you forget where they start. You could've easily switch on the light but with the dark surrending you, you don't know where it is and you just want to go back to bed so you don't lose a time.
You take a few steps forward, thinking the stairs are not that close but you understand that you're wrong when you miss a step.
Your Daddies wake up harshly at the loud noise coming from the hallway. They look at each other "someone broke in ?" Steve asks worried. Bucky makes his lips thin "I don't think it's that, we would hear it before they got upstairs" he says tanding up, followed by Steve "then what is it ?"
Bucky opens the door of their bedroom and light all the lamps of the house. They walk slowly but surely toward the stairs, they don't know what caused the noise so they need to e careful. Bucky is the first one to peer down the stairs but Steve doesn't have times to look that Bucky jumps down the stairs
"Fuck, fuck, fuck," he mutters
Steve is quickly on his heels and they both kneel down beside you "what the hell happened ?" Steve panics as he looks down at you
"do you think I know what happened ? If you hadn't noticed Steve I was in bed with you when it happened" Bucky snaps as he grabs his phone. He had the reflex to take it with him before leaving the bedroom.
He quickly dial Bruce's number and hold the phone against his ears "Bruce!" he exhales when his friend answer "I know it's very late and i'm sorry but we need it you" he pauses "it's our little one, Bruce" he breathes.
"Perfect, thank you" he rushes before hanging up. He gets up under the stares of Steve "What did he said ?" he asks growing impatient with his husband "he's waiting for us" Bucky says running back to you with a warm coat. With Steve's helps, he succeed by putting the coat on your shoulders.
You're sleepy form breaks their heart, but they have to stay strong, for you and for them.
Steve carries you all the way to the car, he stays with you on the backseat of the car while Bucky drives faster than ever to Bruce's house.
At the first second, when the car stopped driving and is parked in front of Bruce's house, Bucky jumps out of the car following by Steve and you in his arms. It's like Bruce was watching through the window the whole time and immediately opened the door once he heard the car stopping. "What happened ," he asks as soon as the two men walked passed him to enter in the house
"she fell down the stairs" Bucky says following Bruce as he leads everyone in his cabinet. "lie her down" he orders at Steve who obeyed immediately. Bruce puts his gloves on and walks around the table to stand beside you. He starts by checking your heartbeats and your breathing under the eyes of your Daddies "when it happened ?"
"Five minutes before i call you" Bucky answers, his eyes glued on you and his hands tighten around the table. Bruce nods "Did she hits her head ?" he asks checking now your eyes and pupils "I don't know, we weren't there. When We arrived she was already passed out" Steve breathes out.
Bruce inhales and nods his head "I need to give her a brain scan. It can be nothing but I don't want to take the risk" he says walking to the scanner to prepare it. Bucky and Steve share a look before Bucky looks back at Bruce "what do you think it is ?"
"Maybe she didn't hit her head while falling and she just passed out from the fear but if she did hit her head, she can have a concussion, if it's a small one then it's not too bad, she'll have to stay here for a few days to make sure it stay small but if it's a big one, it's more worrying" He says walking back to the table where you are. He rolls the table to the scan and with the help of your Daddies, you're inside.
Steve takes a deep breath after hearing this while Bucky just keep staring at you. The only thing they can see is your feet who are the only thing who's out of the scan and your radios who start to show on screens. bruce takes a closer look at the pictures and nods his head while thinking "okay," he breathes "she has a concussion like I thought. It's probably when she fell, she hitted her head on stairs while falling and she passed out because of that. i want to keep her here for a few days, I have to make sure that it's not damaging her brain afterwards. I have to check when she eats, drinks, walks, and i need her here for the exams to check her brain too" he says eyeing the two huge men who are standing in front of him
"when will she woke up ?"
"In a bit"
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You're cold, all your body is freezing as you're taking awareness of your surrender slowly. The only part of your body who is warm is your hands, they're almost sweaty from how hot it is.
You whimper as the headache starts to be feel and something beside you suddenly move "baby ?"
The hard part wich is opening your eyes seems a lot more easy after hearing the voice. Your beautiful and tired eyes meet blue ones "Hi there, babygirl" your Daddy smiles as his fingers slide in your hair "it's so good to see your beautiful eyes again, we missed you" your Papa says kissing the back of your hand
"How are you feeling, sweetie ?" a third voice is heard from the other side of your bed, you slowly turn your head to your left and sees your Daddies's friend standing beside you
" 'm tired" you murmur, your eyes are heavy and screaming at you to close them so you can rest to feel better. "It's okay, you had a sock on your head, you'll be tird for a few days" Bruce says checking your forehead for any kind of fever "do you have nauseas ?" he asks checking now your cheeks.
You shake your head and feel your Papa squeezing your hand "I know you're tired and want to sleep but can you do some things for me before ?" Bruce asks, pulling hi hands away from you. You whine and shake your head "tomorrow" you mumble
"Not tomorrow, little one" your Daddy says stroking your cheek "we need you to do it now, after that you'll have all the time you need and want to rest, with us beside you"
You groan but still nod. bruce smiles "perfect" he moves a little so now he isn't standing right beside you but is standing at your feet "lift your hands for me, please" he asks lifting his own hands.
You do as you're told
"Now i want you to touch your thumbs with each of your fingertips, just like this" he shows you how to do what he asks and you slowly do like him making your Daddies smiles "you're doing such a perfect job, sweetness" your Papa praises
"Now touch the tips of your nose with your index fingers, but the difficulty is that you have to keep your eyes on me. can you do that, please ?"
While keeping your eyes on Bruce, you slowly bring your fingertips to your nose. The three men smile as you succeed the demand
Bruce walks toward you and removes the sheets who were on top of you "I'll ask you now to stand up, just for one minutes"
You look at your Daddies who nod at you to do what is asked, you grab Bruce's hands and stand up from the bed, you gasp as your feet touch the cold floor of the room.
Once Bruce is sure that you're on your feet, he takes three steps back "Repeat what you just did? Touch your nose with your fingers while looking at me"
Doing it on your feet is more hard than laying and it took you more times to do it but you stayed calm and keep things slow and finally succeed like the first time
"Perfect," Bruce smiles "now imagine there's a line on the floor, I want you to walk on the line. Your toes have to touch your heel after each steps. You can only take five steps toward me and the five steps to go back at where you are now"
You inhale and look at your Daddies with pleading eyes, you just want to sleep. Your Daddy tilts his head "You're doing so good, beautiful, show us how good you're at those little exams" he encouraged you. You whimper and look back at Bruce "keep your eyes on me while doing it"
You almost lose your balance a few times but just like the others exams you did, you succeed. You're happy that you can lie back down now. You're ready to sleep but Bruce's voice keep you from doing so.
"I'll check your reflex now, that's the last things i'll do. After that i let you alone until tomorrow" he smiles and you nod. You sit up on the edge of the bed and he taps a little things on your knees making you cringe. Your Daddies chuckles at your face "weird, sin't it ?" Your Papa teases and you nod still grimacing
Bruce helps you back in the bed and take a pen, his hand rests on your ankle as he looks up at you "this one can tickle a bit" he says before sliding the pen on your right sole. You gasp and pull your foot toward you from reflex but the hold on your ankle prevent you from doing so
Bruce chuckles and lets go of your ankle "pretty ticklish, i see" he walks to the other side of the bed and grabs your other ankle "tell me about it" Your Daddy smirks looking down at you. You blush and look away making him chuckle. You gasp a second time and pull your foot to your chest just like the first time
"Alright, everything seems good for me" he says lookign at your Daddies. He looks down at you "I want you to stay in bed as much as you can, no tv, no screen, nothing who is bad for your head or your eyes. Do you understand me ?"
You nod your head, a little sad about the no tv rules. Bruce smiles at you "i let you rest now, call me if you need anything" he says looking at your Daddies "I'll be back later with pills she'll have to take but for now, it's not necessary"
You watch Bruce walking out of the room, leaving you alone with your Daddies "How are you feeling, little one ?" Your Daddy asks, sliding his fingers up and down your arm. You turn your head to look at him with a pouty expression, you make grabby hands at him and your Papa with a little whine coming out of your lips
Your Daddy slides under the cover while your Papa walks on the other side of the bed and sliding in the cover behind you "You did amazing today, baby. We're so proud of you!" your Daddy praises, kissing the tip of your nose
"You can rest now, sweetness. We'll be here by your side the whole time" Your Papa says kissing the back of your head
The only thing you wanted since you open your eyes... closing them with your Daddies's arms firmly around you.
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skijumpingf1 · 9 months ago
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Welcome to my ski jumping Instagram following analysis that literally nobody asked for (I am in need of new hobbies btw)
For this I analysed all male jumpers who scored world cup points this season (67 in total).
The most follower has Zyla (412.000), followed by Stoch (396.000) and Kubacki (353.000). Wellinger is fourth and the first none polish jumper with around 165.000 followers.
Bartolj (1.090), Marusiak (1.233) and Imhof (1.331) have the least followers.
The FIS Instagram has a following of around 95.700 people. Jumpers who have a higher following than this and can be considered "bigger than the sport" (you get what I mean hopefully) are Zyla, Stoch, Kubacki, Wellinger, Kot, P. Prevc, R. Kobayashi, Kraft and Geiger.
On average a male ski jumper has 45.007 followers. Jumpers who have an over average following are the above and Tande, Forfang, Hayböck, Leyhe, Granerud and D. Prevc.
A few things that surprised me are that Kos is the only jumper out of the top 10 in WC that has less than 10.000 followers. Especially since he is basically carrying team Slovenia in terms of content imo. Also, Sundal has just 3.363 followers which seems low considering he was on the podium this season. I thought that Stoch has the most followers tbh and not Zyla but apparently I was wrong.
LetÂŽs move on the nations in general.
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As you can see Poland obviously has the most followers on average (who is suprised? Not me). USA has the least.
A thing to point here is that Japan is being carried heavily by Ryoyu. Without him team Japan would be just above Switzerland. Also, the second most following in team Japan has Junshiro.
This trend can be seen in team Slovenia as well. Peter has almost triple as much followers as his brother Domen, who has the second most followers in the team. Interestingly if we would count Cene in this statistic too, he would be number 3 in terms of following (in front of Timi, Anze, etc.). So we can see that jumpers with successful siblings maybe get a boost by this.
Team Norway feels the most homogeneous. The main guys (Danny, Johann, Halvor, Robert, Marius) have pretty similarly following. It is a spread from around 30.000 between them but that is nothing compared to team Austria for example (Stefan has over 70.000 more followers than Michi in second). The reason for that is that team Norway has noone who has that really big following. All the other top teams have at least one jumper who is sticking out.
From the small teams (with just one person in the standings) Ipcioglu has the most followers with over 30.000, which is quite remarkable for a jumper who isn’t from a ski jumping nation.
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trashbins-stuff · 9 days ago
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my 2024 art summary..
i was suppsoed to do it earlier today but i forgor and i dont ave my fone rn so i downloaded my art from toyhouse and edit them in whitebaord fox lolzz
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me talking abt myart and why i chose these piece specifically vvv
january: okay i actuakly drew the piece/upload it on the VERY FIRST DAY OF 2024 aka 1/1, i..dont evne owed the ocs anymore </3 #regrettbh bakc then i stiluse one of my favourtie ibis defualt brush that i ALWAYS uses bc i didnt know alot abt other brushes back then, i honestly kinda proud of this one bc it was a scene art and i was ahving fun abck the, this piece was me trying to imitate the hfjone art style
february: i rlly like pink lols...i rlly love this oc heosntly lowkey kidna regreted not keeping him, i chose this because comapring to the january one it has more to it, this was me experimenting with stuff such as background, 2 lines on their limbs to indicate paws, i wasnt a pro persay bt i was trying and it was amazing! the effort and stuff :)
march: i got into oc trading and stuff bc my bf sprout introduced me to it, tand i always make sure i draw every oc i get form toehr ppl at least once like it was on top of my priorities, i rlly love this oc and sprout did too,i let him offer and it have been a while...shes been in my pending folder for 9 months what @moonsprout-sys KRKRKKRKR hurry your ass up/silly, anywya i picked this bc i started to draw more complex oc from the on it was like a trebuche that shoot me two complex ocs department
april: unlike the other three, this one is drew on a different brush (and unlike the other two, its GREEB), this was me experienmenting with brushes and other thing si could do with ym art! i rlly rlly love tht brush lol i use dit for almsot everyart, sorry fur da toyhouse watermakr btw oop, another thing u will notice abt is thai used the white line effect which is sooo cool yall
may: i picked this to show yall how abd but also different how i coloured back then, i didnt rlly have a direciton i just pick a colour and select random shade, like how most of the oc is in different shade of greeb wit some blue and purple, cuz my thought wa slike oooh greeeb ooohhh simialr to blue ooohh similar to ourple, like even the glove is jsut black blue lmaooo
june: diversityy, i sitll have no idea abt anything abt colouring but yk, i pciekd this bc it fits into the template
july: woahie JULY, OH-KAY, so i was kinda improving ont eh colouring here, like at least the greeb and black combo is okay, hot pink bc yes, orange bow, the rianbow woodnt look good on it own but it skind of fit with the shad eof the ronage bowm, my designing skill have improved too!! did u see what i did with the rianbow sock and tail>>?? cool right>?? well fang u :)))) i ver prou
august: aside form colouring i start toe xperiemient with LIGHTNING bc i LOVE LIGHTNING IN OTHE RPPL ART SM LIKE OMZ THATS SICK HOW DID U DO THAT and i started to look up totorutial! i was rlly proud of this peice abck then, its simple, but it was my first experienment and it was MINE that was ME like..I DREW THAT oughhh <3333
september: the abckgorund have return atfe rlike what...the past...seven months oop, as u can see..iveimporoved ;3333 the flower was kinda eh but i neevr got over how i made xer ear lokwye relaistic af..liek every else look like 2017 furry art/j but i totally nailed the ear
october: i rmemeber my qpp oscar said that this piece is rlly nice to loom at :DD i also used october to toy aorund with ym art style, expically the backgournd and such, i, too, am podu of this one
november: art for my friend lye! probably my best efforted peice of like the whole month, drew it while i was waiting for my friend yeon to finish praticing forour naitonal teachers day ceremony, it loo very ncie and cool and u should be proud of it
december: my friend tessa said this look like femtanyl and i forgor how tot ake ana ctaulyl compliment, why should i lower my standard why my friend could say tawesomthign slike this omfg best compliment ive ever received ever>??? love u tess :)
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techniktagebuch · 4 months ago
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August – September 2024
Barzahlungen in drei LĂ€ndern
Als ich Berlin verlasse, habe ich etwa 50 Euro, 10 Schweizer Franken und 50 britische Pfund im Portemonnaie. Alle drei trage ich schon lange mit mir herum, zum Teil (die Franken) vielleicht seit Jahren.
Die 50 Euro
Den Weg nach Kroatien und die EinkĂ€ufe dort bezahle ich auf verschiedene bargeldlose Arten. Nur an dem einen Abend im Restaurant wird es schwierig. Wir mĂŒssen zu dritt zusammenlegen und können trotzdem nicht die ganze Rechnung fĂŒr acht Personen begleichen. Der Kellner kennt das Problem schon und entschuldigt sich: Wenn er bargeldlose Zahlungen akzeptieren wĂŒrde, mĂŒsste er den ganzen Abend mit dem BezahlgerĂ€t auf der Terrasse herumlaufen auf der Suche nach der einen Stelle mit einem bisschen Handyempfang. Das klingt glaubhaft, denn es gibt in diesem Bereich der Insel auch fĂŒr mich sehr wenig Empfang. Wir sollen das fehlende Bargeld halt morgen oder irgendwann bringen. Von unserem Plan, gleich welches abheben zu gehen und es sofort zu bringen, rĂ€t er ab: Die Geldautomaten in der NĂ€he kassierten bis zu 20 Euro fĂŒr eine Abhebung. Am nĂ€chsten Tag gelingt es uns, in der Wohnung den fehlenden Betrag zu finden. Wir mĂŒssen kein Geld abheben und finden nicht heraus, ob das mit den hohen GebĂŒhren stimmt.
Die 10 Schweizer Franken
Der lange Weg von Kroatien nach Schottland fĂŒhrt mich ĂŒber die Schweiz, wo ich wegen Vergesslichkeit in einem CafĂ© der ZĂŒrcher Kunsthochschule eine Flasche Wasser kaufen muss. Es ist eine lustige Wasserflasche, "LOKALES WASSER 37" steht darauf, und "aus der historischen Wasserleitung im Zentrum von ZĂŒrich abgefĂŒllt". DafĂŒr bezahle ich gern 3 Franken oder so. Das ginge auch bargeldlos, aber die CafĂ©angestellte guckt so streng und ich habe (wahrscheinlich vollkommen unbegrĂŒndete) Angst, mich mit einer Miniatur-Kartenzahlung unbeliebt zu machen. Die kleineren MĂŒnzen lasse ich als Trinkgeld da und das FĂŒnf-Franken-StĂŒck landet im FĂŒnflibersĂ€uli von Franziska Nyffenegger. Davor und danach geht es bargeldlos weiter.
Die britischen Pfunde
Beim Betreten des schottischen Obst- und GemĂŒseladens werde ich gewarnt: Heute nur Bargeld! Beim Bezahlen frage ich, ob das jetzt lĂ€nger so sein wird. Nein, sagt die Frau hinter dem Tresen, es sei zwar schon seit einer Woche so (Aleks meint spĂ€ter: vielleicht auch zwei), aber morgen soll ein neues BezahlgerĂ€t kommen.
Danach bin ich noch nebenan in einem Laden fĂŒr Tand und Seife, um Seife zu kaufen. Weil ich gerade so viele MĂŒnzen als Wechselgeld bekommen habe, und weil es um einen ganz kleinen Betrag geht, habe ich das Bargeld schon in der Hand. Dann frage ich aber doch, was der Seifenverkaufsmann bevorzugt, denn auf dem Tresen steht ein neues, tabletartiges BezahlgerĂ€t und nicht so ein altes Ding mit grĂŒngrauem Miniaturdisplay wie in den meisten anderen LĂ€den. "Mit Karte!", sagt er ohne zu zögern und in einem neutralen Tonfall. Ich halte mein Handy an das Tablet und frage, warum. "Weil es nirgends mehr Banken gibt, man kann nichts hinbringen, nichts abheben, niemanden bezahlen", sagt er, jetzt doch mit einer Spur Missmut. Aber seine Kritik bezieht sich nicht auf mich, mehr auf die Welt im Allgemeinen.
(Kathrin Passig)
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finn-thefish · 3 months ago
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Honey I'm Home but its brainrot (made by me and @sollicituss )
Sigma said that this mewing isnt for me
I tried to rizz for a new sigma
So come to me we can edge into day
A skibidi slicer seemed to know a different gyatt
(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)
Oh, father tore out the skibidi fanum tax
There's nothing left in the sigma keeping me scored
We'll abandon the skibidi in the
(Don't remember peanits, Don't return to peanits)
Fanum tax
A đ’»đ“‡â„Żđ’¶đ“€đ“Ž line of white cum
Pack up your gyatt and put the fries in the bag
Three strikes, and: Honey, I'm hoe!
Three voices come from the sigmaphone
A rizzification of me
Yielded the start of a big sigma
Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!
Three voices come from the sigmaphone
:3 returned with the pluh chained to his hand
There's so many mewings that you'll never understand
So, come to me, we can edge into day
You'll hold my gyatt, so you never go astray
(:3 devoured that of Sigma)
A rizzler preaching, with poison on its gyatt
To get out of here is to promise me a rat
The abandonment of fries in the
Fries in the bag
So, with advice of the rizzed
And a alpha over my head
At last: Honey, I'm hoe!
Three voices come all rizzed up
A rizzification of me
Done by :3, for all to see
Say: Hello! Honey, I'm hoe!
Three voices come all rizzed up
A rizzification of me
Done by :3, for all to see
(Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tand walawala bingbang)
A rizzification of me
Done by :3, for all to see
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megmischief · 2 years ago
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Seb x Reader - Moonlight Kiss Part 3 (AFAB reader)
E RATED. MDNI. 🔞
Trigger warning: Sexual content and mentions of body dysmorphia.
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As you feel the hard length press against you, you can't help but feel a heat begin to burn within. You press yourself up against Sebastian's member to be greeted with a faint whimper. It was clear he was trying to hide it. After fidgeting about for a while, pretending to accidentally brush against your man, he decides he can't take it any longer.
"Hey..." He whispers into your ear, his voice a little wobbly. "Im just gonna pop to the toilet..."
You smirk to yourself. You knew what he was going to do, but you weren't going to let him. "Owhhh...but I'm comfy." You whine.
Sebastian starts to get fidgety himself. "Y-Yeah... I know... and so am I. But we have a problem." You turn around to see Sebastian pointing at his crotch.
You giggle. "Yeah, I know. I've known the whole time."
Sebastian turns as red as one of the pomegranates from your orchard. "Look... I know I was messing with you earlier...but truthfully I dont know if I'm ready..." He looks down, almost as if he were ashamed.
"Sebastian. We literally got into this relationship like... two hours ago. I'm not ever going to rush you into anything. Especially something you aren't comfortable with. We have the rest of our lives to warm up to doing stuff like that anyway." You kiss his cheek and rub his head. Sebastian's timid side was rather adorable.
"Thank you...and I know. I just...haven't done it before. Like...all the way. Yeah, I've messed around with people... but ... never all the way." Sebastian begins to fiddle with his frog plush you were previously cuddling.
"Sebastian...to be honest. I haven't even done that. So you have nothing to worry about at all." Your blush now matching you timid boyfriend's.
Sebastian looks up and into your eyes. "Are you serious? Not that I think that you'd sleep around... not that there's anything wrong with that either...but...I was sure someone as gorgeous as you would have..."
You giggle at his comment and flick his arm. "Have you know, young Seb, just because I am a year older than you, I am holding out for the right person. I just...am very self-conscious and get bad dysmorphia so showing my body is...kind of a big thing for me..." As you confess to Seb, you feel your eyes become watery. It wasn't an easy subject to talk about, but knowing that Seb fought his own battles, you didn't mind sharing your own with him.
Sebastian pulls you into a gentle kiss, cupping your cheek. "Thank you for telling me...and...hopefully one day you will feel good enough in your own skin tand feel exactly the way I see you... You are the most beautiful person I've seen in my life." Sebastian pulls you into his lap, embracing you as tightly as he could without hurting you.
Nuzzling into his neck, you whisper back to him. "It makes me feel better to know I'm not the only one in their twenties to have never done anything." You let out a weak chuckle and straddle your boyfriends lap to reach a more comfortable position.
Sebastian lets out a small grunt as you brush past his member. "Y-Yeah...me too, actually..." Sebastian quickly picks you up to switch your positions.
You felt tiny underneath the raven-haired boy's body. Although he wasn't the most tall guy going, you weren't exactly tall either.
"So...tell me the parts of your body you don't like." Seb gently smiles at you as you look up at him.
Avoiding eye contact at all costs, you mumble back to him. "My legs...and my stomach..."
Sebastian begins to move down the bed, holding his eye contact with you the whole time. He begins to kiss gently from the bottom of your leg, up to your thigh. As his does this, you can't help but watch, feeling the heat within grow further. "S-Sebby...what're doing...?"
"I want you to realise how beautiful you really are. I love these parts of you. I love all the parts of you. Ummm...I-... Can...I go further...?"
Your eyes widen, realising what he meant. You knod, allowing him the consent to go further than you had both ever gone.
Sebastian slowly ran his hands under the hoodie you wore, feeling your soft skin beneath. You shudder at his touch. He leans down further to begin kissing at your hips and lower stomach. You couldn't contain yourself any longer as you let out a soft moan. Realising what had just happened, you slap your hand to your mouth with a loud clap.
Sebastian laughs. "You don't have to do that. It's really cute. Plus, the room is soundproofed for band practice, so no one will hear unless they're pressed against the door." Gazing at you with complete adoration, Seb pulls your hand away from your mouth. "Um...I'm sorry if I don't exactly end up being any good at this." He begins scratching the back of his head. A nevous trait you soon realised not long after meeting him.
"Seb, it's not like I'm going to know what's good or what's not." You laugh back at him. "Plus, I probably won't be any good myself."
"Nonsense..." Seb mumbles as his lips crash into yours.
Your hands begin to wonder around Sebastian's body, yanking off his shirt. You wanted to feel every inch of his skin, building up a picture in your mind that only you could see.
As your kiss grew rougher and more lustful, you began to feel Sebastian grinding against you. Sebastian lets out a huff against your neck, and you can't help but meet his hips.
Your hands find their way up into Seb's soft hair. You can't help but to slightly pull as you feel yourself become wild with desperation.
Sebastian moves on, kissing down to your neck. He lingers there for a while, nibbling and kissing, leaving marks. He breaks away from the kiss to slowly pull off the hoodie you had borrowed.
Looking up at him, you couldn't help but feel completely exposed as your chest lay bare in front of him.
Sebastian reached down, gently tracing every curve. "You are breathtaking..."
You lean back up, pulling him back into a long and rough kiss. Sebastian moans into the kiss, holding the back of your neck. He begins moving down once more, this time further than your neck. Placing a hand on one side of your chest, he begins placing soft kisses on the other. You feel him begin to pay attention to your nipple, sucking and nibbling between kisses.
"Se-...bastian..." Whimpering you hold onto his hair again with one hand, the sheets with the other.
Sebastian continues his torment, kissing down to your navel, leaving more marks as he goes. Once he gets to your hips, you lift them up, allowing him to pull off the borrowed boxers. You could feel yourself already ready to receive Sebastian, but still, he continued. Placing light kisses against your folds, you couldn't help but whimper.
"Can I?" Sebastian asks you, softly.
You nod back in response.
Sebastian moves your legs further apart and situates himself between them. He begins to plant more kisses until he pushes his tongue up to your clit. You arch your back as you feel a sudden surge of electricity within. Seeing your reaction, Sebastian continues, flicking his tongue up and down.
"Sebas-tian...S'too...good..." You whimper, pulling onto his hair tighter.
Continuing to lick and suck at your clit, he slowly pushes a finger into you. You see him peer over at you, checking up on you to ensure you were comfortable with everything he was doing. You could feel the heat burn within you as it grew more and more intense.
Gradually, Sebastian begins to move his finger in and out of you, hitting all the right spots. You couldn't help yourself but moan. Seb adds another finger, arching them upwards as he moves them faster and faster. You begin to feel your walls come crashing down around you as the electricity spreads throughout your body.
"Sebastian...!" You cry, wrapping your legs around his shoulders as you begin to shake with ecstasy.
Sebastian ensures to continue as you ride out your orgasm. After finishing, he lifts your legs off of his shoulders and makes his way back up to pull you into a delicate kiss. "Would you...rather be on top or have me continue...?"
"On top, please..." You whisper into the kiss.
Sebastian lays down in the spot you once were. Before climbing on top, you remove his remaining boxers. You take a moment to take in the shape of your boyfriends body. He was perfect. You reach over to his length and begin to move your hand up and down, causing small gasps to escape from Seb's mouth.
"I have a condom in that drawer..." Seb points over to his computer desk.
You pause, looking up at him. "I'm on birth control...I...want to feel you...so if it's okay with you..."
Sebastian nods, understandingly. He felt the same way. He wanted to feel as close to you as he could. Sebastian moves up the bed, leaning against the headboard. You straddle him, lining him up with your entrance. Sebastian holds onto your hips as you slowly lower yourself onto his member. You whimper as you feel him pushing against every one of your walls.
"Oh my god..." Sebastian moans as his head arches back. "You feel so good..."
You can't help but feel your body weaken from both pleasure and pain. Leaning into Seb, your chests pressed together, you wrap your arms around him tightly. Sebastian holds you tightly as he begins to slowly move in and out.
You both pant into each other's necks, holding each other tightly. Sebastian begins to fasten his pace as you could feel the familiar surge of electricity begin to resurface.
Picking you back up and switching your position again, Sebastian wraps your legs around his waist. "I don't think it's going to take me much longer..." he whispers into your ear.
"It's...okay...me neither..." You manage to whimper back.
As Sebastian's pace quickens and his thrusts become sloppier, you feel his member begin twitching from within you. You couldn't help but tighten your walls as he hit your sweet spot.
"Seb, I'm gonna..." You hold him tightly as your orgasm crashes waves over your body once more.
Feeling you tighten leads Sebastian to speed up further. "Me too..." He mumbles. As his pace quickens, you begin to feel yourself become fuller. Your insides warm. Sebastian moans your name loudly as he cums inside of you.
"I'm sorry I wasn't quick enough to-" He begins panicking.
You lazily giggle, reaching up to stroke his cheek. "It's fine. I promise." All you felt was an intense love for this man. It had been three years since you had met, and you had been pining for at least two of them.
Kissing your cheek, Sebastian reaches over to grab some tissues from his computer desk and begins to clean you up. He then cleans himself up and climbs back into bed. You both embrace each other, wanting to feel each other's warmth within the cold room.
"Thank you for being so gentle..." You smile up at him.
"Thank you too..." He chuckles, pulling the blankets over you both.
You were both absolutely exhausted, and it didn't take long for you to fall asleep in each other's arms. Sebastian held onto you as though you were the most precious thing in the world. You finally felt as though you had found the one.
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f-rg-tmigej · 4 months ago
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1. MĂ„nljuset under en kvĂ€llspromenad med Idun. Det Ă€r alltid nĂ„got magiskt, overkligt över det hela. 2. Rensande tankarna. Åkte in till city och satte mig lĂ€ngst en kaj och bara existerade. 3. Vi tar tillvara pĂ„ tiden och dom fina dagarna tillsammans. Sis och jag Ă„kte till den stora Ă€ngen som bjöd pĂ„ en gigantisk grĂ€s-buffe! 4. Grand Central NYC, 1920, foto Louis Faurer. 5. KvĂ€llen innan tand-operationen Ă„kte jag scooter i elljusspĂ„ret med Idun. Hon Ă€lskade det och ville nog köra hela varvet, men nĂ€r jag kom upp för krönet kom jag att tĂ€nka pĂ„ att lamporna kommer snart att slĂ€ckas och dĂ„ blir det i princip kolsvart. Ljuset pĂ„ den lilla scootern Ă€r inte speciellt starka sĂ„ vi valde att styra hemĂ„t igen. 6. En vacker himmel utanför köksfönstret. Det Ă€r sĂ„dant som fĂ„r en att brista lite inuti. 7. En parfym jag bara mĂ„ste ha. Haft ett litet test utav den men den Ă€r slut. Kul att flaskan ser ut som Zurg ifrĂ„n Toy Story! 8. Åter en fin dag ute tillsammans. Sis, min lilla Ă€lskling sitter och spanar in omgivningen och betar grĂ€s đŸ„° 9. Sicka mĂ€n. Kan sĂ€gas pĂ„ flera sĂ€tt. 10. Japp, jag blir med ny telefon. Min 11pro Ă€r rĂ€tt slö nu. Kameran Ă€r inte bra i den sĂ„ det ska bli kul med en ny!
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fetznerdeathrecords · 2 months ago
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Hamerhaai - Tand om tand (EP)
Death Metal/Hardcore from Zwolle, Netherlands
Hamerhaai is a Dutch band that arose from the swamps and shit that make up the eastern part of the Netherlands. Too hardcore for real metalheads, too metal for puritans, just right for people who don't care about anything.
Themes: Humour, Animals, Sharks
1. Hamerhaai 02:40 2. Eikenprocessierups 03:55 3. Bullshit Waterbuffel 03:58 4. Rode mier 05:14 5. Vuurwagen 04:15 6. Huppakee weg 04:37
Release date: November 10th, 2024 via @crashlandingrecords2002
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