#3 loaves

[boobachu]

Bluesky is leaking here...

*Kccchnk* Deploys interest beacon

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Dinosaur freezes a large amount of food and considers himself very well prepared indeed to recover from surgery.

(I don't normally add patreon links to posts, but I will this time since I'm about to miss a few weeks of work. Thank you to my patrons for making that a less bad thing financially than it would be otherwise!)

[mitchievousness]

hey what the FUCK is up with the svsss flesh creatures??????

[andro-dino]

caught up on uprooted and as soon as I saw Peggy’s new design I immediately yelled “WIFE” so I had to draw her <3

[mintypsii]

couldn't sleep so i drew them cuddling

[deadontheweb3]

[collineato]

u know when birds sometimes fall in love with they reflection cuz they think itss a different bird. yeah

also a hasmdsone jack smile thumb up

[weaselishmcdiesel]

i only drew grumbo like once this month and that pissed me off so

[sepiamestus]

Hey have you guys heard about this thing called ray dons. Pretty cool

[theredrenard]

The 118 threatening Tommy with bodily harm NOT because he broke up with Buck, but because they’re going to drown in baked goods if he doesn’t do SOMETHING.

[cloudcountry]

happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!

thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;

MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)

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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.

You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.

“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.

Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.

You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.

It opens.

You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.

There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.

Who did this?!

You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.

Dear Child of Man,

I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.

M. D.

Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.

[lesbiancruzramirez]

the sillies <3 <3

[heros-shade-fanclub]

HI IVE HAD A BUSY BUSY WEEK. EOW TRAILER????????

[puckpocketed]

hex is on hold until bad things happen on monday, enjoy your last bread for 3 more days 😭 i have submitted a revision for the pld curse to the big dude upstairs. doomed to a fate of being too good to love as a failhorse. may he be perfectly mediocre (i am doing better??)

may your sharks rebrand into an awful oiler orange + mustard green combo and abandon your cool chomping logo for something deeply boring and unappealing (???????? where are your weak spots???)

is mediocrity not also a failhorse trait? i do actually have a bridge to sell caps fans which i'm writing up LMAO so. uhhh look out for that one <3

my dux are rebranding to the exact pantone shade as the fly-rs. I love naruto so much (you'll see) and i LOVE orange. you cannot hurt me with this one i fear x

my blogger in hockeyblr i followed the san jose sharks willingly and they won 19 games out of 82 this past season. so. you tell me what my weak spots are :3

anyway . go cats <3 i would prefer to see them win/see the oil-rs lose for the delicious tragedy narrative..!! distantly fond as i am of cmd lol

[detentiontrack]

Blacked out at work while going through our leftover bakery items and somehow ended up taking home 3 loaves of bread and 4 cookies. But at least they were free.

[jaxaliel]

robin hobb should be writing yuri