#3 is my favorite number. K D H are my favorite letters. when i see a knife i think of killer when i see a hood i think of dust when i see

[triglycercule]

im on vacation how can i make this about the murder time trio. mtt fresh out of a flight and the minute that they leave the airport dust stops horror and killer for the smoke break. because being around a smoker is like that. and while horror is dying and coughing from the cigarette smoke and killer is pretend coughing to make dust feel terrible theyre both simultaneously roasting the shit out of dust for being such an addict smoker. cancer speedrun GO says horror. refreshing his signature smell says killer. dust just glares at them and blows smoke in their face (horror literally takes damage he's at 0.7 HP)

[honeybomb4thebear]

Hi! So idk if you're doing a limit on the number of NSFW alphabet letters for each character, but if not, can I get a-z with teruteru? And if that's too many, B,D,F,H, and T? Thank you so much! I love your writing!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH you love it!?!? THANK YOU SM I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AKDJSKJAD <3 

Warning: N//F*W!! (i don’t know how should I write it!!)

TERUTERU NSFW ALPHABET (A-Z)

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ You know he will act all tough and smug, but he'll be VERY tired. He will try to tease you about how he "worn you out", but you both know who is the tired one here...

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ C'mon, it's Teru. Of course he is into BDSM. But as cliche as it sounds, he is definetly afraid of getting hurt/hurting you. Like extreme stuff, knifeplay or sumth. Aside from that, he will tie you up, and is a rope bunny himself, probably not a fan of degrading/getting degraded. Expect lots of dirty talk, though.

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ It's decently thick, probably tastes sweet too because as a chef he has a good diet himself.

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Oh my god he is such a switch. I feel like the more perverted you are, the more of a switch you become. Look at Miu, Kazuichi and Teru for example. Chef boi is definetly a switch.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ No it's too risky lol. He really isn't a fan of hurting you, no matter how big of a pervert he is. Does exhibitionism count though? If so, he is an exhibitionist.

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Okay, it's kinda specific but probably something like this: After a busy day as a professional chef, he arrives to his huge mansion, and you are waiting for him in an erotic costume. Instant nosebleed. You massage his stiff shoulders as he tells you about his day and how you look even more delicious than the food he prepares all day long, and then it quickly escalates from there. ⦁ Or so he thinks- actually the thing he REALLY fantasies about you two in his hometown, in your own cosy house making out on the couch as the snow falls outside and the crackling from the fireplace fills your ears, along with the cute whimpering and moaning of yours. Then you "make love". After the session, you two cuddle and declare each other your love- it's romantic, it's warm and it's sweet.

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ HE IS DEFINETLY SMUG AF. WATCH HIM SMIRK AS HE TALKS ABOUT HOW THE PERSON WHO CAUGHT YOU "could watch you as you make love". Scold him after that, because even though the person left he really shouldn't have done that... But well, you know that he did it because he was proud of having sex with you- and he is quite an exhibitionist. Still not an okay thing to do, though.

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ Between her thighs. Not quite his cock, just his inner thighs. Watch him go crazy after that.

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ He is definetly smug- like, super duper cocky. But when you act all soft, expect him to turn into a softie in an instant. If you talk about how much you love him, he will blush real quick and handle you with care. Or will let you handle him with care...

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ After you keep complimenting the food he made for you, he will act all suave and kiss your hand. You blush but let him kiss you more, until he reaches your lips. Then, yeah- he is fine with anything.

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Uhhh foodplay maybe? And praise, definetly praise.

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ He is fine with anywhere y'all- aside from somewhere near his mother.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ He moans and giggles quite a bit, if you are near he will ESPECIALLY moan out your name, and will be louder in general. He wants to get caught usually- but if he doesn't he will just giggle and let out some breathy moans. He used to get himself off to porn, but now it's just you.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Yeah for real, don't hurt him. Overstimulation is okay, though. Also seeing you in tears because of the pleasure and pain is hot, but nothing too extreme pls. And also he would definetly not want to get caught by his mother, so no sex near her too-

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Basically anything you do with the intention of turning him on. Also, idk if that counts but pat his hair. His hair is important for him, he takes good care of it and for you to acknowledge it will make him happy and even turned on if you do it well enough. Which is, knowing Teru, not much effort is needed lol

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ G-Whiz, the position where you lie back with your legs resting on your partner's shoulders. Both roles are okay with him, however with a femdom he'd prefer cowgirl's helper.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Yeah he likes it! It doesn't mean he prefers it over actual sex, though. He gets horny quite often so thought of fucking you right after is nice for him. Or getting fucked by you, that is-

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ He is rough lol. That's why he gets tired. And the other reason being...

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ ...his stamina. No, it isn't like he doesn't have much, he is full of energy y'know-. It's just that he pushes himself too hard, he gets very tired after it ends.

T=Toys - Do use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ Of course he does. Vibrators, gags, ropes (if they count), dildos, strap-ons... He is a frequent at the erotic shops. Watch out for the kokeshi dynamo though lol

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ TEASES YOU AND CALLS YOU A PERVERT FOR WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AFTERWARDS. THAT FUCKER ISTG- ⦁ Also he will insert a vibrator and make you go on with your day as he randomly pushes its switch with a perverted grin. He will enjoy seeing your embarrassed face so, so much-

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ He screams "AVRIL LAVINGEEEEEEEEE" or some random American popstar as he cums, not because he thinks of them instead of you but because that's just how he is- he will apologize afterwards. But you know him so it'll be okay, hopefully. Oh, he also moans a lot. And giggles seductively.

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ The favorite body part of his... Is his hair, but aside from that, it's his voice. I mean, c'mon. His voice is so hot.

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Chubby boy with strechmarks at the end of his stomach. The tanlines are visible as well! His cock is... 10 cm erect. It's thick, though.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ Very rarely! You know how he is- just kidding, he'd be down to fuck 7/24, unless he is sad or sumth.

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ Like I said, he'll be super tired afterwards so watch him pass out after he tries to do your aftercare lol.

[apassintohell]

Creepy Creature Prompts

I’m in the mood to write spooks with a side of possible nsfw so feel free to send me a letter and a number with the name of the character you’d like to see it with!

*the only one I’m not currently taking prompts for is Satan*

A Vampire

B Werewolf

C Drider/Arachne

D Siren

E Dragon

F Wendigo

G Kelpie

H Harpy

I Naga

J Hellhound

K Sucubus 

1 “You take my breath away. It’s only fair I return the favor.”

2 “You’d better make it good, if you wanna live past tonight.”

3 “Where’s that smile I’m looking for, sugar?”

4 “Shh, it’s okay. I know it’s painful.”

5 “You’re much more lucid, at the moment, and I do really want you to like me.”

6 “Ah, that’s very good. Asking for permission like that. You may not.”

7 “Look at me. Look at me while I’m touching you.”

8 “No more words, unless you’re screaming my name.”

9 “Just think of all the things I could do to you with only my hands.”

10 “Look at how much you’re shaking. You’re nervous.”

11 “You’re so cute when you’re struggling.”

12 “Just give in to me.”

13 “I just want us to be happy. I had to kill them.”

14 “Is it so hard to love me?”

15 “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.”

16 “Bite me!”

17 “Don’t cover my bite marks. If you do, I might have to add something more obvious.”

18 “You enjoy what I do to you.”

19 “You look like you’re ready for your favorite toy.”

20 “I don’t wanna hurt you, baby.”

[skippyv20]

Book Contest

Thank you everyone for your patience and understanding.  The lists are complete.  We have two lists one from earlier and the ones from the latest.  Please vote for your favorites using the number and the letter and I will keep tabs on my spread sheet and we will see what title is much better than MM’s current title:

1. 10,000 EXPERT Ways to COPY People, PHRASES and Quotes.

2. A Smugly Without a Country

3. A Yacht Girl by Any Other Name is Still a Yacht Girl

4. Advice Not Taken

5. All Abut Meghan

6. All Thins Fake and Plastic

7. Are you my Mommy?

8. Are You Okay Today?

9.Around the World on 80 Yachts

10. Banana Calligraphy for Beginners

11. Blue Fairy Waiting List

12. Bye Eyes the Grifter

13. Coat Flickery for Beginners

14. Diary of a Mad Househag

15.. Discovering Merching 2018

16. Do As I Say Not As I Do

17. Duchass for Dummies

18. Duchess Delusional, a Memoir of Tall Tales for Sugars to Devour

19. Fake Expectations

20. Fifty Shades of Skin Colour

21. Franken sugar’s Monster

22. Frankenstein

23. Give Me your Money Prince

24. Hey Big Spender

25. Hold My Hand and Smile, Harry

26. How I Wish Archie the Doll Would Turn into a Real Boy

27. How Not to Win Friends and Influence People?

28. How to Destroy Your Husband

29. How to Feed your Doll

30. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

31. How to Make Enemies and Influence Idiots

32. How to Merch Without Trying

33. How to Scheme Your Way into a Royal Family

34. I am a Fraud

35. I Can’t Do Anything Right

36.. I Hate my Sister-in-Law, Andrew Too

37. I will Destroy Your Life

38. Illustrated Tales from Prison

39. Insider Secrets: How to RUIN a Royal EVENT

40. Knicker-less Smegleby

41. Lady of the Flies

42. Lies My Mother Told

43. Markle Fables

44. Me Myself and I

45. Meet My Five Invisible Friends

46. Meghan Markle and the Mechanical Baby Boy

47. Memoirs of a Hediho

48. Moon bumps and Coat Flicking

49. More Lies of a Liar

50. My Rubber Baby, the Delights of Motherhood

51. Nineteen Seventy-Eight

52. Of Belly Cradling

53. Paradise Lost

54. People LOVE ME AND ONLY ME

55. Photoshopping for Dummies

56. Pit Stained Passions in Royal Life?

57. Poor Pitiful Disgusting Me

58. Portrait of a Narcissist

59. Praise of Me Myself and I…Or Else!

60. Rachel Markle When Power is Enjoyed without Responsibility

61. Scabby Doo and the Curse of the Fake Duchess

62. Scruples? What Scruples:

63. Secret Dreamworld of a Narcissist

64. Shhh…Don’t Tell Anyone My Secrets That I Will Tell You About Anyways

65. Smegsy’s Adventures in La La Land

66. Tax Runner

67. The Claw Diary

68. The Diary of a Nobody

69. The Duchess and the Messages on the Banana

70. The Duchess and the Surrogate

71. The Duchess of Sucksex’s Tips

72. The Gatecrasher

73. The Letters from Prison

74. The Life and Times of Duchess Doolittle

75. The Merching of Windsor

76. The Mysterious Manhole…What Lies Beneath

77. The Never-a-Princess Diaries

78. The Prince and the Pill Popper

79. The Reverse Money Diet

80. The Royal Fraudster

81. The Three Manipulators

82. The Thundar Thief

83. The Unemployed Duchess

84. Things I want the Sugars to Know

85. Vanity Snare

86. What to Expect When you’re Not Expecting

87. Where in the World is Archie?

88. Whiplash

89. Who Moved My Wig?

90. Yachts, Plots, Bots, and Thots

91. You Too can be a Grifter

92. The Moonbump Adventures

93. Tales of a Grifter

94. I Think I can I Hope I Do

95. Social Imposting

96. Poser Chronicles

97. Her Royal Heinousness, The Story of an Odious, Repugnant, Evil Trollop.

A. A Tale of Two Titties

B. Acting For Dummies

C. All Natural Me Cuz I Never Lie

D. Around the World in Eighty Private Jets

E. Bigaloon

F. Breakfast At Tiggany’s

G. Bygone Girl

H. Crime and Punishment

I. Diaries of the Duchess How I was Locked in the Bathroom

J. Duch-ass for Dummies

K. Emeralds are a Girl’s Best Friend

L. Family Feud

M. Fantastic Bit*h and Where to Find Her

N. Find Me Ho

O. Finding Freaking I’m An Old Ho

P. Finding Freedom followed by the Sequel Getting Locked Up

Q. Finding the Hype

R. Fractured Family Tales

S. Funding Freedom Without a One Billion Dollar Payout

T. Game of Claw Tongs

U. Give Me Emeralds or Give Me a $100 Million Settlement

V. Gone With The Wig

W. Heart of Darkness

X. How to Lose Everything Before Getting It

Y. How to Make the Best Word Salad

Z. How to Tell the Difference between Black and Caucasian Depending On Your Agenda

A1. How to Win Friends and Ghost Them In One Easy Lesson

B1. I Think I can I Hope I Do

C1. I want to Find Fast Money

D1. Invisible Man (Tom, Harry, Archie, take your pick)

E1. Lady of the QVC Rings

F1. Life LA and The Pursuit of Merching

G1. Meet the Farkles

H1. Nonsense and Insensitivity

I1.Not Finding an Iron

J1. One Hundred Years of Delusion

K1. Poop

L1. Poser Chronicles

M1. Rachel Meghan Markle and Doll

N1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Chamber of Secrets

O1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Deathly Shallow

P1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Goblet of Tig

Q1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Order of Frog-nix

R1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Prisoner of Alcatraz

S1. Rachel Meghan Markle and the Psychopathic Stone

T1. Rachel Pan

U1. Raiders of the Lost Wigs

V1. Refined Mind Fog

W1. Saving Private Lying

X1. Smile Through Your Teeth Are Falling

Y1. Social Imposting

Z1. Tales of a Grifter

A2. Tales of Evilness and How To Get What You Want When You Want It

B2. The Catcher in the Avocado Toast

C2. The Duchess and the Magic of the Porcelain Throne

D2. The Girl with the Frog Tattoo

E2. The Grapes of Wrath, Dracula, Frankenstein,

F2. The Great Divorce

G2. The Green Smile

H2. The Jewel in the Crown that I’ll Never Wear

I2. The Liar The Witch and Her Ill Begotten Wardrobe

J2. The Lizard of Odds

K2. The Lyin Queen

L2. The Modeling Art of Trotting In Pink at a Garden Party

M2. The MoomBump Adventures

N2. The Not So Great Megsy

O2. The Prince and the Frog

P2. The Secret Frogmore Cottage

Q2. The Woman Who Would Be Queen

R2. The Wonderful Witch of LA

S2. Things Fall Apart

T2. This Straight Outta Compton Bitch is a Playah

U2. Three Hoes in a Boat

V2. Tig in a Wig Goes to Jail

W2. Valley of the Darren Dolls

X2. When Harry Met Smegsy

Y2. Why Pay for Veneers When You Can Suck It and See

Z2. Wigs of the Unexpected

A3. Withering Freights

B3. Yachting for Dummies 10 Tips to Looking and Acting Like a Skanky Ho

C3. Y'All Just Need to Suck All My Expenses

D3. You can’t Make That Sh*t  up But I Did

E3. Finding Freemo

F3. Exits for Dummies,

G3. FUNDING Freedom,

Lets all vote and make sure that MM has a better and more appropriate name for her book.  After all there is all ready a excellent book with her Finding Freedom title.

Wow!  Thank you so much for all the work you put into this!  Ok everyone....place your vote!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[shoutosteakettle]

so technically right now we are at 499, but as someone who has little to no self-control or patience i’ve decided we are doing this right now. every time we hit a milestone i make sure to include the we or the us, because even though i might be the one doing all the writing or at least use to, there would be no way i could be where i am right now without you guys, so for what feels like the millionth time, i want to thank you guys. thank you for sticking with me through my highs and my lows. thank you for being there to catch me after all the times that i jumped. thank you for being the voice of reason guiding me away from my less than sensible choices. and thank you for being the light that shone brightest during my darkest moments.

you guys can just think of this celebration as a way for me to say thank you.

so i guess this banner is more appropriate.

anyways, i’m sure i already bored you to death with the sappy stuff, so let’s get to the fun stuff!

instead of one night where you guys send in request and i write drabbles, i’m not doing that at all. i have a list of different things that you request! i kinda went all out here, so i’m hoping you guys do the same! feel free to request as many times as you want for everything! i think i used to many exclamation marks! i’m just excited! 

first activity is matchups, i just need to know a couple of things about you so i can match your bnha counterpart :)

- gender

- sexual orientation

- how your friends would describe your personality

- how you would spend a day off

- your zodiac sign

- your favorite genre of music

- and lastly, your biggest turn off

so here are some prompts for fluff/angst headcannons! you can pick as many prompts from each alphabet as you want and the same for the characters, just remember not to go crazy with it and request all forty-eight letters with all of class 1-A.

fluff-abet

attractive - what do they find attractive about the other?

baby - do they want a family? why/why not?

cuddle - how do they cuddle?

dates - what are dates with them like?

everything - you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

feelings - when did they know they were in love?

gentle - are they gentle? If so, how?

hands - how do they like to hold hands?

impression - what was their first impression?

jealousy - do they get jealous?

kiss - how do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?

love - who says ‘I love you’ first?

memory - what’s their favourite memory together?

nickel - do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

orange - what colour reminds them of their other half?

pet names - what pet names do they use?

quaint - what is their favourite non-modern thing?

rainy day - what do they like to do on a rainy day?

sad - how do they cheer themselves/others up?

talking - what do they like to talk about?

unencumbered - what helps them relax?

vaunt - what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

wedding - when, how, where do they propose?

xylophone - what’s their song?

yes - do they ever think of getting married/proposing?

zebra - if they wanted a pet, what would they get?

anst-abet ignore the fact that this might just be more fluff

accident - would they blame themselves if you died in an work related accident (assuming you’re both pros)?

bad habits - something their s/o wish they would stop doing?

crying - are they much of a crier?

distance  - how are they at long distance relationships?

emotion - what’s the emotion they tend to push away the most?

frustrated - what would it take to push them over the edge?

guilt - how do they deal with guilt cause by a mistake on their end?

heartbreak - how would they deal with a break up?

insecurities - how do they make you feel better about your flaws (vice versa)?

joyless - what’s something that makes them sad?

kill - would they kill for revenge?

lies - how do they react when you lie to them?

mistakes - how do they make up after a fight?

nightmare - how do they help you back to sleep after a nightmare?

offended - you offend them without knowing, how do they deal?

purgatory - how would they bring up the fact that you guys haven’t been, ahem, intimate in a while?

qualify - what part of themselves do they see as dangerous?

rejection -  how do they handle being rejected after professing their love to you?

sorrow - would they feel empty after your death?

traitor - how do they react to finding out you cheated on them?

urge - how badly do they get the urge to see you after separating?

vent - How do they get rid of feelings they find unnecessary?

woes - how do they cope with problems outside of your relationship?

x-ray - what makes them transparent? How obvious can they get around something they hate?

yearn - do old memories make them yearn for your touch?

(clock strikes) zero - how do they spend their last moments with their s/o? 

that’s right, there aren’t prompts for drabbles because i have decided it is impossible for me to write those. whenever i’m given an idea for a fic i want to explore it to it’s fullest and make sure that i do it justice. so that’s why for any and all requests i get for fics will have a minimum word count of one thousand. it’s most likely that i won’t get these done until i’m old and grey and hanging out with my grandkids, so bear with me.

so to request you pick a number from either the fluff or angst column, and then a letter from the list of settings (the settings part is completely optional though). so for example, fluff 19k with shou or angst -26e w/ zuzu or just angst 6 with toshi.

fluffy fluff

1. “i didn’t mean to wake you.”

2. “stay? just until i fall asleep.”

3. “i’m taking you home now.”

4. “i missed you so much.”

5. “i think you broke my nose!”

6. “if it makes you feel better, i’ll let you tell people you won against me.”

7. “just shut up and kiss me!”

8. “sleep over? please?”

9. “give me attention!”

10. “can you do anything without my help?”

11. “you’re jealous!”

12. “i’m here for you.”

13. “i love how soft your lips are.”

14. “so, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

15. “did you put our cat in a onesie?”

16. “are you blushing? gross.”

17. “aren’t we supposed to be working?”

18. “i swear, if you took my leftovers, I will rip you limb from limb.”

19. “do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

20. “i swear i’m not sick.”

21. “stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

22. “is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”

23. “where did you come from?”

24. “don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

25. “sharing is caring.”

ansgty angst

1.  “ you’re so used to being mistreated. ”

2. "sit down for a minute. please.”

3. “please don’t lie to me again, i can’t take it.”

4. “you changed me.”

5. “who did this to you?”

6. “the pain will always be there.”

7. “this.. this is all your fault!”

8. “ i was never what you wanted. ”

9. “did this mean anything to you? did i mean anything to you?”

10. “ this was never love. ”

11. “ you’ve gotten so used to being hurt that happiness scares you. ”

12. “why are you lying to me?”

13. “don’t come in.”

14. “i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

15. “who was your first?”

16. “who was that?”

17. “what happened to us?” 

18. “i was forced to survive in your absence.”

19. “i don’t like the person you’ve become.”

20. “i’m sorry, but I’m not sorry.”

21. “can you shut up for once in your life?”

22. “i do not want you here.”

23. “i’m worried about you.”

24. “you have no one on your side now.”

25. “why are there bruises all over your face?”

settings ( so, there are 26 letters in the alphabet so i cut out the most useless one, k. it’s really just a low budget version of the letter c.)

a. in the rain

b. in a vehicle

c. in the street

d. on the sidewalk

e. in the bath

f. in the kitchen

g. in the snow

h. in a movie theater

i. in the moonlight

j. by the river

l. in the water

m. in the bedroom

n. in a bar

o. at a party

p. at the other’s place

q. by a campfire

r. in a cheap hotel room

s. it a cabin in the woods

t. in your garden

u. at a wedding 

v. in the office

w. in a book store

x. at the hospital

y. at a children's birthday party

z. in an abandon high school

i feel the need to remind you guys that i write for characters outside of shouto. lmao i know you guys love him and i do to, but let’s spice it up some.

have fun requesting guys, and one last time i just want to say thank you for being here :)

[norwegiatlas]

LORI / LORAE / ԼՈՐԻ

Lori is a conlang inspired by some of my favorite languages, which are Armenian, Finnish, Irish, Greenlandic, Spanish and Northern Sàmi. You’ll most likely see influences from these languages in Lori. It’s mostly an artistic conlang, but definitely has natural elements to it. Aesthetically, I wanted the conlang to look magical and a little witchy. I was oddly enough inspired by the Twilight Forest mod in Minecraft.

ALPHABET & PHONETICS

a /a/, b /b/, c /ʃ/, d /d/, e /e/, ph /f/, g /g/, h /h/ ae /i/, ch /k/, l /l/, m /m/, n /n/, ou /o/, p /p/, r /ɾ/, s /s/, t /t/, o /ɔ/

(I’m not an expert with the IPA symbols, so I hope these are correct)

Lori can be written with both Latin letters and Armenian letters. I decided to do the Armenian letters as a way of trying to get myself more used to them since I’m trying to learn Armenian. All letters have the same phoneme as in Armenian, apart from վ (in Lori it’s /f/, in Armenian it’s /v/) and թ (in Lori it’s /t/, in Armenian it’s /tʰ/). 

NOUNS & ADJECTIVES

Nouns in Lori are declensed into number and optional definiteness in addition to 12 cases and 7 color moods. There are several declension systems, and which one to follow is decided by the ending of the noun. In this post I’ll keep it simple and showcase the most basic and most common declension, which you use with almost all nouns ending on a consonant.

DEFINITENESS

(ae) tom / a moon tom / the moon tomr / moons (e) tomr / the moons

CASES

nominative / tom - moon accusative / tomout - moon (as object of a sentence) dative / tome - moon (as indirect object of a sentence) genitive /  tomae - moon’s locative / tomac - on/in moon ablative / tomaàe - from moon lative / tomea - to moon komitative-instrumentative / tomach - with moon abessive / tomat - without moon translative / tomaph - into (the state of) moon essive / toma - as moon temporal / tomoum - when moon

nominative / tomr - moons accusative / tomoutr - moons (as object of a sentence) dative / tomre - moons (as indirect object of a sentence) genitive /  tomrae - moons’ locative / tomrac - on/in moons ablative / tomraàe - from moons lative / tomrea - to moons komitative-instrumentative / tomrach - with moons abessive / tomrat - without moons translative / tomraph - into (the state of) moons essive / tomra - as moons temporal / tomroum - when moons

ADJECTIVES

Adjectives are declensed into the same case as the noun they describe, just as in Finnish ;D

echreou tom - big moon echrac tomac - on big moon echrate tomrat - without big moons

COLOR MOODS

(still w.i.p.)

All nouns in Lori can be declensed into 7 color moods. These colors give the nouns a certain personal quality:

pocha - dog

red - you dislike this (pocha -> pochora) + r, or, chr orange - you crave this (pocha -> pochta) + t, et yellow - you fear this (pocha -> pochsa) + s green - you are pleased with this (pocha -> pochno) + n, no blue - you are waiting for this (pocha -> pochnaea) + nae indigo - you feel for this (pocha -> poucheg) + ou, oug, eg, g violet - you love this (pocha -> pochollaea) + ll, oll, ollae

How nouns are declensed into these is quite irregular, but in most cases the extra letters are added before the last vowel. Which letters, if there are more options, is free of choice. I think this adds an interesting personal level of expression to Lori, which is why I decided to add it in.

VERBS & ADVERBS

Verbs in Lori are conjugated in person, number, tense and mood. All infinitives end on -ae.

abrae - to speak, talk ollae - to love camnae - to sleep máegnae - to understand aoutae - to see

As verbs are conjugated in person, pronouns are not needed with them. 

amaet - I ta - you na & nou - it & he/she sachou - we  tachou - you (all) ea & eou - they & they (plural it)

When conjugating the verbs, the infinitive ending (-ae) is replaced with a tense/mood/person ending. 

present tense endings: -em, -et, -e, -elem, -eae, -es simple past tense endings: -aem, -aet, -ae, -aelaem, -aeh, -aes “just now” past tense endings: -ouchaem, -ouchaet, -ouchae, -ouchaelem, -ouche, -ouchaes “a while ago” past tense endings: -ouhaem, -ouhaet, -ouhae, -ouhaelem, -ouhe, -ouhaes potential past tense endings: -aeam, -aeat, -aea, -aealem, -eaet, -aeas future tense endings: -am, -at, -a, -alam, -aé, -as conditional mood endings: -om, -ot, -o, -aelom, -oae, -os

I sleep. / Camnem. / Շամնեմ։ She sees. / Aoutae. /  Աութի։ We spoke. / Abraelaem. /  Աբրիլիմ։ They just saw. / Aoutouchaes. /  Աութուկիս։ You loved once. / Ollaeouhaet. / Ոլլիուհիթ։ (irregular, keeps it’s infinitive mark) I might understood. / Màegnaeam. /  Մաեգնիամ։ You (all) will sleep. / Camnalam. /  Շամնալամ։ He would speak. / Abro. / Աբրո։

Lori has two imperatives:

abread - speak (polite, kind of like a request) abraech - speak! (command)

In Lori, you can place “which” sentences before the noun they are about, functioning as adjectives. 

Abraen pocha camne taeèlac. The dog, which spoke, is sleeping on the floor.

“Abraen” translates as “which spoke”. These can be conjugated into all the tenses and moods. The endings are:

-en (present), -aen (simple past), -achaen (”just now” past), -ahaen (”while ago” past), -aean (potential past), -an (future), -on (conditional)

Adverbs from adjectives are usually formed by either putting an en- affix on the adjectives, or a -st suffix. 

talla - quick entalla / tallast - quickly

However, there are several adverbs that don’t follow this.

peaecaegae - well (poae - good) aàech - loudly (troub - loud) mouschan - beautifully (moscharae - beautiful)

None of the adverbs not formed from adjectives follow these rules, for example “maerchetounaechaes” (right now). 

EXAMPLES AND SUCH

USEFUL PHRASES

Hey! / Aouae! Aoulen! Obasaech! Welcome! / Aoubranogae! Thank you! / Techastoumar! Techae! Thank you so much! / Charm techastoumare! Charm techae! My name is ... / Nonnem ... I am ... years old. / Agnourem ... I am from ... / ...-aáe anem.  How are you? / On naemech? I’m good. / Assem.  I’m not good. / Taegem. Good bye! / Mallan!  We’ll see eachother soon! / Tataeollan! What is it? / Phant an? What is this? / Phant chat an? What is that? / Phant choun an?  It is ... / ... an. This is ... / Chat ... an. That is ... / Choun ... an. There are ... / ... are.  I don’t speak Lori. / Ch’abrem loraet.  I don’t know. / Chour.  I don’t understand. / Cháegnem.  Could you (please) help me? / Ognochnet anou (dae)?

NUMBERS 1 TO 10

1 - aecha 2 - chas 3 - chare 4 - naed 5 - nach 6 - aecae 7 - caemst 8 - amst 9 -  maech 10 - aechno

COLORS

coustou - red tenot - orange chesae - yellow phoaet - greem namel - blue ougel - indigo manouco - violet aoual - white tona - black omag - gray trapho - brown

aeda - light natan - dark

aednamel - light blue natacoustou - dark red

EXAMPLE TEXT 

Nos natan an, aegn aeda an. Chour naemaenou t’sabaeérem, sachoum donnaaé pacar o toucar as. Aegn taebadrache aou nos alaeéd an. Aegnoum achbem, nosoum camnem boul macoucmaen. Esous aeannase aou tom aeane. Aed gnarane aou natanaeél ae abnaeéchen seleour an. Choraeod oullrat an.

Նոս նաթան ան, իգն իդա ան։ Կուր նիմինու թ՛սաբիերեմ, սակում դոննաի պաշար ո թուշար աս։ Իգն թիբադրակե աու նոս ալիեդ ան։ Իգնում ակբեմ, նոսում շամնեմ բուլ մաշուշմին։ Եսուս իաննասե աու թոմ իանե։ Իդ գնարանե աու նաթանիել ի աբնիեկեն սելեուր ան։ Կորիոդ ուլլրաթ ան։

The night is dark, the day is light. I don’t know which I prefer, because both has good sides and bad sides. At day a lot is happening while at night it’s quiet. At day I’m awake, at night I sleep comfortably in my bed. The sun grins while the moon smiles. The light shows the way while the darkness is a protecting cape. Choosing is impossible.

nos - night natan - dark an -  pres. 3. person sing. of “anae” (to be) aegn - day aeda - light chour - I don’t know naemaenou - which; what t’ - that sabaeérem - pres 1. person sing. of “sabaeérae” (to prefer) sachoum - because donnaáe - genitive sing. of “donna” (both things) pacar - good quality, pro o - and toucar - bad quality, con as - pres. 3. person plur. of “anae” (to be) taebadrache - pres. 3. person sing. of “taebadrachae” (to have a lot happen when) aou - while; eye alaeéd - quiet; calm aegnoum - temporal sing. of “aegn” (day) achbem - pres. 1. person sing. of “achbae” (to be awake) nosoum - temporal sing. of “nos” (night) camnem - pres. 1. person sing. of “camnae” (to sleep) boul - comfortably macoucmaen - locative sing. of “macou” (bed) + “-maen” (my) esous - sun aeannase - pres. 3. person sing. of “aeannasae” (to smile with teeth; to grin) tom - moon aeane - pres. 3. person sing. of “aeanae” (to smile) aed - light gnarane - pres. 3. person sing. of “gnaranae” (to show the way) natanaeél - darkness ae - indefinite marker abnaeéchen - “which”-form of “abnaeéchae” (to protect) seleour - cape choraeod - choosing, deciding oullrat - abessive plur. of “oull” (possibility)

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I sadly can’t show absolutely everything about Lori as this post would be really long then, but this should show the main features. If you have any questions about Lori, feel free to ask! I’ll make a post for my second conlang, Ayde, soon!

[mystery-salad]

WELL ... u said u have 38 kiddos and theres 26 letters in the alphabet soooo because i'm extra and love reading about them i think u should do one letter for 26 characters of ur choosing (as long as u choose tvelle for one of them) :-) Don't have to do all the questions for each letter, just whichever excites you most!!

Well…THIS is going under a cut for sure lol, that’s gonna be a long-ass post! I’ll try to include pictures of everyone I choose since I know y’all haven’t seen all my kiddos. Instead of answering one letter for 26 kids, I answered all 26 letters for one kid each! Same number of answers, but a little more variety~

TAOMESIN

A: Aptitude

1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young?

They’re naturally nimble and light on their feet, very manoeuvrable and can get to just about wherever they want to!

2. what activities have they participated in?

They used to love holiday activities so much~

3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for?

They have worked hard to become a phenomenal sniper so that they can also attack from afar instead of only using close combat.

4. what things are they bad at?

Social interactions and caring

5. what is their most impressive talent?

Their ability to react fast in battle even if things have gone disastrously. They’re incredibly logical and level-headed.

RIEFT

B: Basics

1. what is their hair color?

Light, vibrant green!

2. what is their eye color?

It varies from gold to emerald, colorful flecks and streaks everywhere~

3. how tall are they?

5′8″

4. how old are they?

To current day, she’s 7 years old!

5. how much do they weigh?

Roughly 150 lb

MINT (on the left)

C: Comfort

1. how do they sit in a chair?

They like to curl up with their legs pulled close, nestled as far back as they can be!

2. in what position do they sleep?

Curled up tight, preferably with Azin’s arms around him while they hold onto him.

3. what is their ideal comfort day?

A day where Azin is home all day from work so that the two can simply cuddle and be together while they relax~

4. what is their major comfort food? why?

They love ice cream, the cold numbing feeling inside their body is actually very nice and welcome to them on some level.

5. who is the best at comforting them when down?

Azin is the only one who can comfort them at all.

BODACC

D: Decoration

1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?

It’d be a mess, scattered parts all over the place, mid-build machines sitting on every elevated surface! Lots of benches and tabls, a couple cleared off for guests but ultimately it’d look like a workshop.

2. how would they decorate their child’s room?

She’d never have a child, but if she were to decorate a child’s room she’d fill it with small animatronic toys and puzzles to ensure the child stays thoroughly entertained!

3. how do they decorate their own room?

It’s overcrowded with nicknacks and spare parts she accidentally carried to her room when tired. The bed is constantly messy and she curls up in a next of blankets and pillows in the center of her mattress.

4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear?

Lots of tight clothing that can’t snag easily on tools or gears. She’s really fond of pink so a lot of her clothes are in pink tones. She tries to dress nicely to impress other asuras.

5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends?

Nope! No makeup or beauty trends for her, it’d just get messed up from her work within the first hour anyways.

TVELLE

E: External Personality

1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality?

Absolutely! She’s eager and so enthusiastic and excited, she’s constantly bouncing around or hanging off of her friends talking about things excitedly.

2. do they do things that conform to the norm?

Not by asuran standards for sure! She holds no concept of superiority over others, doesn’t particularly care for traditional learning or sitting at a desk or in a workshop for any amount of time.

3. do they follow trends or do their own thing?

Definitely does her own thing! Whatever makes her happy is good, and she doesn’t really care if it’s not on trend or fashionable.

4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads?

She’s not at all, though the younger recruits she trains sometimes try to catch her up on the fads around Tyria. She good-naturedly pays attention when they all tell her something at least.

5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own?

She’s very outward in her personality, what you see is 100% what you get with her. It throws most people for a loop at first, a lot of people think she might tone down more if you get to know her better, but nope! She’s just genuinely that exuberant. 

IMEKAARI

F: Fun

1. what do they do for fun?

All sorts of things! Go out to explore the town, meet new people, invite a friend to a new restaurant, learn a new hobby, relax at home with a good book, etc…he really enjoys getting the most out of life.

2. what is their ideal party?

Lots of new people to talk to, well lit and music’s quiet enough to hold casual conversation. Good food, good drinks, and of course a nice place for games or dancing if it comes up!

3. who would they have the most fun with?

He has the most fun with his three closest friends: Io, Lace, and Trahearne!

4. can they have fun while conforming to rules?

Yup, he’s actually very on top of following rules himself, but he’s having a grand time!

5. do they go out a lot?

All the time! Whenever he has a break from work in a new location, he goes out at least a few times to explore. He also tries to get the others to go out more by inviting them places with him.

KVOLD

G: Gorgeous

1. what is their most attractive external feature?

He has gorgeous eyes, a deep blue brimming with excitement!

2. what is the most attractive part of their personality?

He loves playing around with others and goofing off~

3. what benefits come with being their friend?

You’ll always have someone excited to hang out with you anywhere you want to go!

4. what parts of them do they like and dislike?

He likes his hair a lot, he missed it dearly when it grew in as vines while he was stressed. Since it’s grown soft and leafy again he’s worn it differently every day!

He doesn’t like how he seems so naive to people, he knows he can handle himself really when it comes to anything except the Court.

5. what parts of others do they envy?

He envies that others had the chance to grow up normally.

CHERIE

H: Heat

1. do they rather a hot or cold room?

He likes it warm!

2. do they prefer summer or winter?

Prefers summer, but winter snowball fights and hot drinks are delightful~

3. do they like the snow?

Yes!!! He was so excited the first time he saw it.

4. do they have a favorite summer activity?

He loves beach parties or hiking!

5. do they have a favorite winter activity?

Snowball fights!!!

AQUN

I: In-the-closet

1. what is their sexuality?

She’s pan, but leans more towards girls

2. have they ever questioned their sexuality?

Nope, she was pretty confident from the start!

3. have they ever questioned their gender?

She did for a while wonder if she was a different gender, but after a year or two of exploring she settled back to female pronouns.

4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT?

Her family supports her but really hopes she at least adopts a child to carry on the family name.

5. how long would/did it take for them to come out?

She never made a big announcement, and doesn’t care to. Those who would need to know already do.

TOJOLL

J: Joy

1. what makes them happy?

She loves the thrill of adventure, and a good beach party!

2. who makes them happy?

Her girlfriends do

3. are there any songs that bring them joy?

She loves good bar songs about victories in battle

4. are they happy often?

Almost all the time, she’s doing very well!

5. what brings them the most joy in the world?

Hanging out with her girlfriends

ILLIADDE

K: Kill

1. have they ever thought about suicide?

Yes, she’s thought of it several times but has about as much reason to kill herself as to not. Meaning none.

2. have they ever thought about homicide?

She’s committed homicide many times and will many more times, without so much as a thought one way or the other.

3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who?

Lace

4. who would miss them if they died?

Strair

5. who would be happy they died, anyone?

So. Many. People.

EMBRANT

L: Lemons

1. what is their favorite fruit?

She loves plums and apricots a lot!

2. what is their least favorite fruit?

Kiwis and Pineapples, too tart for her taste.

3. are there any foods they hate?

She’s not a fan of figs or peanuts

4. do they have any food intolerances?

Nope! She’s not got any

5. what is their favorite food?

Cupcakes! Preferably funfetti

LAIGHE

M: Maternal

1. would they want a daughter or a son?

She has a daughter, but would be happy with either

2. how many children do they want?

One at a time is honestly enough

3. would they be a good parent?

She really would be, and she was, when she wasn’t so weighed down by her job. A lot has happened since then.

4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter?

She’d let them pick their own name, considering it’d probably be another sapling.

5. would they adopt?

That’s about all she’d do lol

AEZLIN

N: Never Have I Ever

1. what would they never do?

Say anything remotely self-conscious

2. what have they never done that they want to do?

Nothing at the moment, he’s got everything he currently wants in life. Though I’m sure that’ll change off and on as it does.

3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do?

Fight extraneously. Getting sweaty? Chance of injuries? Gross

4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done?

By his standards? Nothing of course. He’s perfect.

5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do?

“completed” his wyld hunt…in a way…

ENNRECK

O: Optimism

1. are they optimistic or pessimistic?

Optimistic for sure

2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others?

Not particularly, he’s pretty laid back and chill. 

3. are they good at giving advice?

Yup! He likes to help where he can, he just doesn’t run into many people very often.

4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them?

Nope, he lives a relatively solitary life, which he enjoys~ He goes to see people when he wants to socialise.

5. were they always optimistic?

Nope, he grew up pretty unhappy in traditional charr life as someone who was pretty non-confrontational.

REGNIETTE

P: Personality

1. what is their best personality trait?

They’re full of determination! If they set a goal, they’ll reach it.

2. what is their worst personality trait?

They’re far too stubborn for their own good

3. what of their personality do others love?

It’s never boring with them, they’re impulsive and always come back with an interesting story.

4. what of their personality do others envy?

They’re very good at loopholes

5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities?

They hate when people are cowards or show no initiative.

ELAPHURUS

Q: Questions

1. do they ask for help?

Yup! They always ask for help when they need it.

2. do they ask questions in class?

If they were in class, they’d be that student with a question about almost every topic.

3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable?

They would, but they’d look awkward during it.

4. do they ask weird questions?

So Many weird questions. They’re pretty new to the world.

5. are they curious?

They’re incredibly curious! About everything! Especially other sylvari.

STRAIR

R: Rules

1. do they follow rules?

Fuck no

2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent?

They’d be a Terrible Parent

3. have they ever faced a consequence for breaking a rule?

Nope, they’re very good at fucking talking their way out of a situation!

4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking?

Nope, they have zero regrets in their life. None at all.

5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous?

Absolutely, some laws are just ridiculously constraining or restricting or specific. They’re not about that shit.

MATTHIAS

S: Streets

1. are they street-smart?

He’s very street-smart!

2. would they give money to someone on the streets?

No, he got the money himself, he’s not giving it to someone else.

3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets?

Ooooooh so many times in his youth

4. has anything happened to them on the streets?

Considering he grew up among bandits, a Lot has happened to him. He’s still looking over his shoulder for some people from his past.

5. are they cautious when out?

If he’s out without his team, he’s on guard constantly.

NIXXTE

T: Truth

1. are they honest?

They’re as honest as their job requires, they write honest reports after missions.

2. can they tell if someone is lying?

Usually yes, they’re part of a spy organisation and can spot a lot of tells now.

3. is it obvious when they’re lying?

Nope, they can lie blatantly and it’s pretty much impossible to tell. That’ll happen when half your face is missing and you sign to speak.

4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about?

Nope! No lying remorse

5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will?

Nope, they don’t talk about anything unnecessary to say unless among people they trust.

NIKLAE

U: Underdog

1. have they been bullied?

Yeah, one or two saplings who weren’t so nice would bully them sometimes. Thy were a skittish and twitchy target who can’t see what’s coming.

2. have they bullied anyone?

No, they don’t socialise much if thy can help it. Positive or negative.

3. have they been physically attacked by a bully?

Yuuup

4. have they ever been doubted?

No, they don’t regularly voice an opinion to others. They just pretty quickly rebuff most people.

5. have they surprised people with being good at something?

Over the years they’ve gotten used to being blind, and good at maneuvering around the world seamlessly.

THALE

V: Vomit

1. do they vomit often?

No, they’ve got a relatively strong stomach

2. do they get lots of stomach aches?

Sometimes they do. There are days where they don’t eat and those can hurt pretty bad.

3. are they good at comforting someone ill?

If they knew anyone they likely would be very attentive and accommodating when the person is ill.

4. what do they like as far as comfort goes?

A nice, warm and cozy corner to curl up in with a blanket~

5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting?

They burp and cough some. They don’t hiccup much!

TIRS

W: Water

1. do they drink enough water?

She does!

2. have they learned to swim?

She can swim very well, loves spending time in a nice lake when it’s hot out~

3. do they like to swim?

Yeah, it’s tons of fun, especially deep dives!

4. can they dive?

She isn’t particularly graceful, but she can dive competently enough

5. can they swim without holding their nose?

Yup, thanks to the breathing filters Tyria has!

CUE (right)

X: Xylophone

1. what is their favorite genre of music?

He enjoys just about everything to an extent, he’s not too picky. He really enjoys upbeat dancing music though.

2. do they have a favorite song?

No particular favorite, it changes day to day depending on what he’s feeling!

3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer?

If you walked up to him and asked him what band he’s listening to, as he’s listening to a song, he’s shrug and say he just enjoys the song.

4. can they sing well?

Nooooope, he’s mediocre at best.

5. can they rap?

Definitely Not.

ODOLLUMN

Y: You

1. how old were you when you created them?

I was 20 I think!

2. what inspired you to create them?

Frilly/Lacy Pastel Goth was the goal back then

3. were they different when they were first created?

Oh yeah she was so different, she was gentle and kind and beautiful and elegant. She’s still beautiful, but now she’s unsettling and emotionless and a bit menacing.

4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters?

Not more than my other favorites, but Odollumn is definitely way up there for me!

5. what’s your favorite thing about them?

She’s a challenge to give motivation for since she’s so apathetic, but it’s a really interesting challenge to be honest.

ENVERT

Z: Zebra

1. what’s their favorite animal?

She loves fern hounds, they’re particularly hardy and survive a lot of physical stress.

2. do they like animals?

She loves animals! They’re so convenient.

3. cats or dogs?

Dogs are easier to trap and handle.

4. what’s their dream pet?

She’d love to one day get her hands on an electric wyvern.

5. do they have any pets at the moment?

She’s currently got several ‘pets’, yes!

[ahmuteun]

All the letters

alright let’s see which one happens first:

i finish all of these before nic gets here and i caN FINALLY FUCKIN EAT

nic gets here before i finish

my laptop dies lmao

A- are you single?

technically, yes?? but no not really lol

B- birthday?

may 29

C- crush?

the guy im dating lol

D- did u get ur first kiss?

yeah, it sucked lmao. he was not a good kisser

E- easiest person to talk to?

uhh heather, nikko, tim, jen, cat

F- favorite song?

o fuck thats hard, right now it’s probably

honestly - eric nam

miss you - eric nam

you and me - yoon mi rae 

moonlit lilac sky - jas

history - rich brian

soulmate - zico and iu

bbibii - iu

countless - shinee

dancing in the moonlight - king harvest 

fresh eyes - andy grammer

a bunch of fuckin queen songs because of nikko and bohemian rhapsody being so fuCKING GOOD 

i have a lot rn im sorry lmao

G- good at?

i found out recently that im one persons best kisser and im in a three way tie for first with another person LOL so i’ll go with that cause idk whatelse i have going for me

and side note, that really surprised me cause i didn’t think i would be first hahahah

H- hair color?

black/ brown

I- in love?

nahhh, not romantically at least 

J- jealous of?

people who live a healthy life style and have a good gpa 

K- known as?

a ghost, heartbreaker, mom friend, worry wart, theres more but i cant recall rn lmao

L- longest relationship?

n/a lol

M- middle name?

my korean name hehe

N- number?

naaahhhhhh

O- one wish?

fucking pass my classes plssss

P- person last texted?

uhhhhh well nic but that was kakao, text was nikko

Q- question always asked?

idk theres a lot i guess??

R- reason to smile?

i get to eat soon and buy nic her first shot so theres that but i also have other reasons too

S- song last listened to 

im listening to only learned bad things by b1a4

T- time you woke up?

uuuummmmmm hehehehe i think like 6 something then i fell back asleep and woke up at 9ish??

U- 3 biggest wishes?

paSS MY CLASSES

not live in cripling debt

live happily with loved ones i guess idrk man i dont really wish for stuff

V- violent moment?

is this asking when i was last in a violent moment?? cause idk man

W- worst fear?

passssssss

X- ex you still liked after it was ended?

n/a lol

Y- your last hug?

nic i think cause it’s her birthday hehe

Z- zodiac sign?

gemini wooooo 

so looks like it was number one that actually happened lmao, i just wanna eat man, im so hungryyyyyy

[hawk-eye-kazunari]

About the letter list, how about you anser the hole alphabet? :3

A - Age? I am 17!!!

B - Biggest fear? Losing the one thing that's kept me going

C - Current time?9:32 p.m.

D - Drink you last had? Soda~~

E - Easiest person to talk to? My boyfriend, obvi

F - Favorite song? Kizukeyo baby, by the oral cigarettes. Weird name, I know.

G - Ghosts, are they real? Nope.

H - Heritage? Idk how to answer this,,,

I - In love with: Shin-chan

K - Kissed someone? Kissed a few people, yeah.

L - Last time you cried: uh, last week? Two weeks ago?

M - Middle name: don't have one

N - Number of siblings: 1~

O - One wish: I wish to just,, be,, happy

P - Person you last called: my sister, a few hours ago.

Q - Questions you're always asked: "How did you see that?!"

R - Reasons to smile: Too many to name~

S - Song Last Sang: uhhh. Idk...

T - Time you woke up: 6 a.m. T-T

U - Underwear color: ??? Pink, but weird question,,,

W - Worst habit: Over-eating when I'm sad ☹

X - X-rays you've had: for my arm, when I broke it when I was younger

Y - Your favorite food: Kimchi!

Z - Zodiac sign: Scorpio

[jupiter235]

Alphabet Meme

I was tagged by @jeannedarcprice. Thanks, honey!

A-age?

34

B-birthplace?

Baton Rouge, LA

C-current time?

5:36 PM

D-drink I last had?

Coca-cola

E-easiest person to talk to?

Nearly everyone I’ve met on here (don’t know why I have so many problems talking to people in real life...)

F-favorite song?

Mulan was on TV last night, and it renewed my love for that song that plays when she dresses up in her father’s armor. 

G-grossest memory?

Honestly, I can’t say that I have one. Disgusting things just don’t stick with me that way. 

H-horror yes or horror no?

No, because I have a difficult time finding anything I consider really scary. The closest thing I’ve come across has been the Japanese version of The Ring. 

I-in love?

I love my friends and family and all of my fictional boyfriends. If you’re referring to romantic love, I’m aromantic, so no. 

J-jealous of people?

I don’t see the point in jealousy. All it does is make you unnecessarily angry and resentful towards people who haven’t done anything to you. 

K-knife preference?

Butterfly knives are fun...and do swords count? Because if so, the katana is an awesome weapon...

L-love at first sight?

See the letter I. 

M-middle name?

Marie, after one of my grandmothers. 

N-number of siblings?

3. Two brothers and one sister. 

O-one wish?

To figure out my life. 

P-person I last called?

My mom, and by accident. I was trying to help her figure out something on her new cellphone and accidentally dialed her from mine. 

Q-questions I’m always asked?

"How long did it take you to grow your hair?” 

No time at all, it was just like that when I woke up today.... The non-sarcastic answer is 23 years. All related answers to follow-up comments I get are as follows: Yes, my hair is in fact long. No, obviously I haven’t cut it, and trimming it is a rarity. No, I don’t do anything to it aside from standard washing and brushing. NO, YOU MAY NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T ASK FIRST GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OUT OF IT.

(Is it not at all obvious how much I get all of this? And it’s far too rare that it’s a straight-up complement such as “you have such pretty hair.”) 

R-reason to smile?

Lately, the pain I’m going to cause with this fic I’m managing to write. The fact that there’s going to be a new Assassin’s Creed game. The upcoming new season of Tangled. Jurassic World coming out this week (Blue is always a good reason to smile.) 

S-song I last sang?

Whichever one was playing in my car when I got out of it last night. I don’t remember what it was. 

T-time I woke up?

Nearly noon. 

U-underwear colour?

White with some blue and purple design on them. 

V-vacation destination?

I’d love to go see Japan and all of Europe one day. I’d also love to spend time anywhere in the tropics. 

W-worst habit?

Procrastination, if it can even be called that at this point. 

Z-zodiac?

Sagittarius

Tagging any and everyone who wants to do this. 

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

A - Z (Fandom ‘Come At Me, Friend’ Meme)

WELL THEN *cracks knuckles* HERE WE GO 

(all 26 letters behind a cut bc this is very long)

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

As of this hour, my top OTPs are Penelope/Schneider from ODAAT and Joyce/Hopper from Stranger Things. But I have endless numbers of them, even within each fandom.

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

Jean/Alice from TDBM. 

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

Um…hmm. I’m such a multishipper, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my NOTPs. I’ve never been onboard the Keens from The Blacklist, though. Not even a little. I only enjoyed Tom in his original villainous state.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

A couple of my spouse’s faves, I really wish I liked too, especially Sam/Josh and Mal/Simon. I don’t like one of the characters in each very much, so I’ve never been able to get into them–even though I understand them, and have had fun writing them…I just don’t love them too.

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Yeah, mostly graphics, though. I don’t think I’ve ever written crackfic. I did New York Times Minus Content edits for TDBM, a ton of those. Also Sext Message Error sets for Lizzington and for Josh/Donna. And Welcome To Nightvale sets for iZombie and Lizzington. And OTP Bot sets for Lizzington.

And this isn’t EXACTLY crack, but my original tumblr claim to fame was this Hamilton/TWW crossover that got reblogged by Lin himself.

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

Mm, the first time I actively joined a fandom was Buffy, and I was about 14 when that started for me…so as of this year I’ll have been in that fandom for 20 years! But I’ve been a fangirl literally my whole life, I just didn’t really join fandoms before the internet, and I started using the internet more in junior high and HS.

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Lou/Joey from Brotherly Love, or Claire/Trevor from Cupid (original run), or Dharma and Greg, or Allison/Wade from CryBaby, or Idgie/Ruth from Fried Green Tomatoes. I was a shipping prodigy, and the couples I was obsessed with as a literal child blur together a bit in the timeline, so I’m not completely sure which came first.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.) 

TV shows.

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

The Aaron Tveit fandom made me uncomfortable watching BrainDead before I even had the chance to decide if I liked it or not. Most fandoms I love, though. I prefer to ignore the drama and focus on the people I actually like. 

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

SO MANY. Parks and Rec, TDBM, Stranger Things…a significant portion of my watchlist comes from this hellsite by now–I have friends with good taste.

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

@mossdonnatella is in a lot of my fandoms. She is a much better fic writer than she thinks she is!!

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

I really ended up disliking Jacob a lot, on Grace and Frankie. But I will say that in the beginning he is very respectful of Frankie’s boundaries and tries to be patient with her, and I did like that.

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

I don’t actively ship Jancy on Stranger Things after seeing S1 (I don’t really ship Steve/Nancy either, though…I think I mostly just ship Nancy x happiness) but the moment when her mom knocks on her bedroom door and they reach for each others’ hands instinctively? That is a damn fine understated sweet connection moment and I really enjoyed and believed it.

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

Okay since a lot of my top fandoms are for shows that ended a long time ago, I’m going with One Day At A Time. In fic or in canon, I want to see a lot more of Schneider being Penelope’s BFF and her confidant. I want more serious!Schneider moments bc it turns out the actor rocks at them, and I want to see Pen really get to move on from Victor as her kids get older, I want real confirmation that she’s finally past any possibility of reconciliation with him bc she deserves SO MUCH BETTER.

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

Randomizing my music gave me “Quiet” by MiLCK feat. GW Sirens and Capital Blend. 

Sample lyrics:

Cuz no one knows me, no one ever willIf I don’t say something, take that dry blue pillThey may see a monster, they may run awayBut I have to do thisI can’t keep quiet, no A one woman riot

Despite the mature meaning behind the lyrics, and probably because I’m watching Stranger Things right now, it reminds me of Eleven, the tiny badass fighting her way to freedom.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Alright, I’m gonna invent one right off the top of my head right here and now since you asked. Um… a One Day At A Time AU in which Penelope meets Schneider not as her landlord but as a patient, once she becomes an NP. Doctor/patient “okay if you won’t stop asking me out then get a new doctor so I can say yes” fluff ensues.

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

Lizzington. I’m technically still writing fic for it bc I have a chapter fic to finish, but I haven’t watched the show in years, I avoid content for it, and have no interest in it anymore besides the phantom limb feeling of having been so invested in a ship for that long and making friends around it.

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

Well, since I mentioned it earlier, I think I’m the only person ever to watch the scenes Bud and Brianna have together in Grace and Frankie and think “that should really be a thing.” 

Also…Kate/Donna from The West Wing. Based entirely on one scene.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I genuinely don’t understand this question, sorry. What’s an ‘example’ of my headcanon, and how does that relate to prompts? If somebody wants to explain this to me, I’ll answer it. 

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

Yep yep yep. Andy was the leak, not Toby, and that is the hill I will die on always. I’m sure I have others, but that’s the big one.

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Toby Ziegler (TWW), Alice Harvey (TDBM), Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Jim Hopper (Stranger Things), and Spencer Hastings (from what I just saw of PLL with @actuallylukedanes). 

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Luke/Lorelai, Gilmore Girls. Parker/Hardison/Eliot, Leverage. Joyce/Hopper, Stranger Things.

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

Josh/Donna (TWW), Donna in control. Matthew/Alice (TDBM), hurt/comfort sex. Alvareider (ODAAT), “whoops are we kissing wait do we like each other?”Jared/Miss Parker (The Pretender), conflicted kisses up against wallsI’m having trouble thinking of a 5th one but I used to really like Lizzington angry!sex bc damn that ship was angsty

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Eleven, Toby Ziegler, Schneider, Lena Luthor, Logan Echolls, literally every main character on The Good Place.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Game of Thrones, Agents of Shield, Doctor Who (though I finally have started this one!), Jane the Virgin, The Worst Witch, and lots more…I like learning about fandoms secondhand. 

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

Every single one of these tiny Stranger Things children in S1 is the epitome of epic friendship and I love it. Mike jumps off a cliff to protect Dustin and Dustin’s willing to get his teeth cut out to protect Mike and Lucas offers a sincere apology when he’s wrong, something most adults still suck at, and Will tells Mike the truth even when he would benefit from lying and Eleven chooses death to save them all and they are beautiful and perfect and I love them.

[afairerplace]

The Alphabet Game

Thanks to @theamiableanachronism for inviting me to participate!

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

a- age: 22

b- birthplace: U.S.

c- current time: 8:30 PM

d- drink you last had: water

e- easiest person to talk to: my boyfriend

f- favorite song: I actually haven’t been listening to a lot of music lately, something I need to remedy! The most recent ones I’ve been invested in are “Turn to Stone” by Electric Light Orchestra (ideal for blasting in the car) and “It’s a Heartache” by Bonnie Tyler (I have a thing for breakup songs and this one is particularly heart-wrenching)

g- grossest memory: I had a horrible stomach bug over Christmas break my freshman year of college and it was just... disgusting. The day after it hit I was pretty much too weak to even get out of bed

h- horror yes or horror no: emphatic no. Stranger Things is the closest I’ll get

i- in love?: I don’t think so

j- jealous of people?: if I’m honest with myself, very much yes. I need to be beaten over the head with a plaque that reads “Comparison is the thief of joy”

k: in an interesting turn of events, k was expelled from the alphabet for the purposes of this game. But rest assured, he is out there, waiting. He will be back. And he will not forget

l- love at first sight or should I walk by again?: keep walking by until you gather up the courage to say hi, cause heaven knows I’m not that brave! In all seriousness, though, I really think it’s a matter of getting to know someone long enough to see something inspiring and/or beautiful about them (however long that might take)

m- middle name: all I’m going to say is that it’s somewhere near the top of the Most Common Female Middle Names list and that I like it well enough

n- number of siblings: one

o- one wish: to live a life of happiness and holiness and love <3

p-person you called last- if you count unanswered calls, my boyfriend. Otherwise, my best friend

q- question you are always asked: “Are you Irish?” (For the record, yes, half of me is pure unadulterated Irish)

r- reason to smile: we’re finally getting fall weather! I’m so excited!

s- song you last sang: I was singing bits of “What a Wonderful World” to myself this evening while driving home after an exam review session

t- time you woke up: shortly before my alarm went off at nine this morning

u- underwear color: ...

v- vacation destination: NEW ZEALAND. Europe’s also starting to grow on me; it’s very picturesque, or at least the countryside is

w- worst habit: I’m a binge-eater

x- x-rays: come again? (When k returns, x is the first letter he’s coming for)

y- your favorite food: there’s a lot I love, but you really can’t go wrong with a good grilled chicken sandwich

z- zodiac sign: Aries

I tag @2theheights  @serendipitousramblings @thelonelybrilliance @a-path-beyond84 @catefrankie @soldier-poet-king @septembersung

[katzuyas]

I was tagged by my darling @tetsya, bless ur sweet heart alex //smothers u in smooches

I’m a fic writer, nothing new here (not my pic but I’ve had it for ages so I’m not even sure where I got it from tbh)

a slytherin through and through, even tho recently my tests all say ravenclaw but tbh?? I’m still a proud slytherin deep in my heart bc as they say the hat always takes ur opinion into consideration ;3c (the gif does not belong to me but I couldn’t find the original post anymore orz)

welp that me hi uwu

my beloved ships: kurohina, miyusawa and victuuri ♥

I love dogs, especially my floofy baby hina ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I actually like taking pics of pretty flowers when I find some...

...and other pretty things like this little waterfall in the japanese gardens I went to when I was in chicago last year

I actually love watermelon, especially when it comes in a drink and looks as pretty as that one uwu

this was a lot of fun so I’m gonna tag @saniika, @mooksmookin, @softeviktor, @horns-of-diamond and @miyukei! do it if you feel like it, no pressure!

tagged by @story-kat & @miyukei, thanks so much lovelies ♥♥

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

       haikyuu!! | ace of diamond | yuri on Ice

The first character you loved:

        hinata shouyou | miyuki kazuya | victor nikiforov

The character you never expected to love so much:

        matsukawa issei | sanada shunpei | christophe giacometti

The character you relate to most:

        oikawa tooru | 

The character you’d slap: (not really slap bc I don’t hate any of them THAT much but I’d surely pitch some snide comments at them bc boooy do they need to fix things)

         tsukishima kei | furuya satoru | yuri plisetsky

Three favorite characters (these are in order of preference):

           hinata, kuroo, oikawa

           eijun, miyuki, mei

           victor, yuuri, chris

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

          kageyama tobio | kataoka | I honestly don’t think one exists???

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

         terushima | kanemaru | jj

3 OTPs:

          kurohina, oihina, bokuhina

          miyusawa, sanasawa, kuraryou

          victuuri, phichris, jj/isabella bc gdi they deserve this let them be

tagging: @maniacani, @wamuura, @airisu7425, @ladyseara, and @sleep-furiously, hope you have fun guys~

tagged by @aphhun thanks so much sami~

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

a - age: 25

b - birthplace: poland tho it could’ve been us lol

c - current time: 10:47am

d - drink you last had: the republic of tea’s get gorgeous red tea

e - easiest person to talk to: definitely my daiya peeps on twitter

f - favourite song: currently camila cabello’s crying in the club

g - grossest memory: I don’t think I have any?? I usually just throw gross shit out of my mind asap

h - horror yes or horror no: no thank you

i - in love?: I wonder

j - jealous of people?: oh yea

k - killed someone?: lol no

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: with fictional charas? hell yes; real people? nah I’ll pass and if u walk by again I’ll pass a second time unless u talk sports anime to me

m - middle name: magdalena ;3c

n - number of siblings: 0

o - one wish: not be so tired all the time

p - person you called last: mom

q - question you’re always asked: hey what’s up? NOTHING IS EVER UP OKAY I AM BORING AF I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT PLS STOP ASKING

r - reason to smile: vitya nikiforov //heart eyes&smile

s - song you sang last: there’s nothing holding me back - shawn mendes

u - underwear color: gray

v - vacation: home alone with no one interrupting me, bless

x - x-rays: got my jaw done for braces

y - your favourite food: pizza!!!

z- zodiac sign: gemini

tagging: yo okay since my sister in angst has come back to the land of nerd you go get this one @fuckgrimm ;3c

tagged by @matsinko thanks you so much for the tag, I love writer memes <3

Cite the final lines of five of your fics – your favourites, or the most recent ones. Tag five writers who should do this next.

(I’m gonna go with my personal favs bc they usually end up with few notes so pls check them out if ur reading this?)

to keep you warm - victuuri

The sky around the faraway glaciers was greying and soon the sun would peek from behind them to drown the world with light. Standing at his side, Yuuri pressed their shoulders together. His warmth seeped into Victor, slow and careful, mindful of his melting, and Victor in turn pulled the winds closer around them, locking them in a cold whirl of crisp air.

Together, they watched the new day rise.

oh ye of so little faith - miyusawa

He'd never thought this was possible, he'd never believed. But Eijun... He always knew. He always knew that one day, that this day would come.

Still smiling, Kazuya allowed Eijun to lean in and press a kiss to his lips this time. And happiness never tasted sweeter.

One shot - miyusawa

Eijun pulled the trigger.

The gun recoiled, numbing his hand... and his heart.

You could have loved me when you had the chance - oihina

"Goodbye, Tooru."

He picked his bags and walked away, leaving the man he loved behind on the platform. He didn't look back, and there was no need to. Because this time Tooru didn't come after him either.

And as the wide doors slid shut behind him, the train starting to move and slowly gaining speed, he sagged against the wall, the sobs wrecking his body, and Shouyou was sure that he would never come after him again.

Dressed like a daydream - bokuhina

He scooped up Hinata into his arms, held him close, and while they were still both breathless, pressed a thousand kisses to Hinata's face.

The forehead, temple, brow. Nose and eyelids, cheeks and jaw, chin and lips. And then again. Until Hinata's warm laughter, tired but satiated, filled the air and Bokuto's heart.

Hinata was magic, madness, heaven, sin. But to Bokuto, he wasn't just that.

To him, Hinata was everything.

tagging: @aphhun, @shslshortie, @amaanogawa, @iwritevictuuri and @sagechan, have fun if u wanna do it but no pressure~

tagged by @softeviktor thanks, sweets //sends smooches

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better

Name: kat Nickname(s) : kat lol Gender: female Star sign: gemini  Height: 5′7″ish Favourite colour: literally any pastels Favourite animal: dogs <3 Average hours of sleep: 5-6 tho I always try for 8 and fail rip Cat or dog: lmao see above DOGS FOR LIFE Favourite fictional characters: victor nikiforov, kuroo tetsurou, hinata shouyou, miyuki kazuya, sawamura eijun, christophe giacometti Number of blankets I sleep with: 2, sometimes 3 in winter Favourite singer/artist: singer would no doubt be sam tsui, the band is harder but hmmm I guess I’ll say one ok rock Dream trip: japan, anything japan Dream job: writer When was this blog created: somewhere in 2011 I believe?? Current number of followers: huh idek lemme check... almost 6.5k ;3c

skipping the tags on this one, sorry ;u;

Task: answer questions with the initial of your first name and what comes to mind 

Four letter word: kick Something you shout: kurwa (it’s polish for ‘whore’ lol) A boy’s name: kristoff  An occupation: kitchen help Something you wear: knee-highs A colour: khaki A food: kiwi A drink: kinky witch A place: kraków Movie title: kung fu panda Animal: kitten Title of a song: keep holding on - avril lavigne 

(ngl I had to google some of these holy sheet it was hard)

I’ll tag @story-kat and @matsinko and @tetsya for this bc it was super fun!

[frenchibi]

tagged by @gummicows; last song I listened to, my lockscreen, and a selfie!

I was actually tagged in a bunch of things, more answers under the cut ^^

Not tagging anyone this time, but if anyone wants to do these, go right ahead and say I tagged you!!

(another one by @gummicows, thank you!!)

a / age: 21 b / biggest fear: being insignificant to the people I care about c / current time: 12:47pm d / drink you had last: water e / everyday starts with: meds, sadly f / favourite song: so many? Empire by Of Monsters And Men. Invincible by Hedley. g/ ghosts are real? no idea man h / hometown: Munich i / in love with: inspiration j / jealous of: balanced people k / killed someone: no l / last time you cried: last week, I’ve been having a rough time m / middle name: Johanna n / number of siblings: 3, and a stepsister o / one wish: do something meaningful p / person you last called/texted: my mom q / questions you’re always asked: have you eaten? r / reasons to smile: here s / song last sang: Superstar from Jesus Christ Sperstar t / time you woke up: 5:30 (see above) u / underwear colour: black v / vacation destination: Canada, Greece, Italy w / worst habit: grinding teeth, biting nails, panic = faster talking x / xrays you have had: knee, teeth y / your favourite food: lasagna z / zodiac sign: pisces

(...and this one was by @cheetahleopard; thank you!!)

The Last

1. drink: water (and Capri Sun before because I am an Adult and I do what I want 2. phone call: my brother 3. text message: my mom lmao 4. song you listened to: “Could We Start Again, Please?” from Jesus Christ Superstar 5. time you cried: last week 6. dated someone twice: never 7. kissed someone and regretted it: never 8. been cheated on: never 9. lost someone special: my grandma 10. been depressed: currently? 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: never

3 favorite colors

12. phthalo blue 13. magenta 14. gryffindor red/gold

In the Last year have you

15. made new friends: oh, yeah!! 16. fallen out of love: I think that’s a process that’s too gradual to track 17. laughed until you cried: yes, yes, yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: meh yeah 19. met someone who changed you: oh yeah 20. found out who your friends are: ...that’s so vague. I know my friends, have known for ages. 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: :D my mom lmao

General

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: everyone 23. do you have any pets: nope but allergies 24. do you want to change your name: nah man I’m good 25. what did you do for your last birthday: my friends threw me a surprise party :D 26. what time did you wake up: 5:30am because we had to drive to the airport ^^ 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for the announcement for: GOOD THINGS (this isn’t a metaphor or anything, I just want things to be better) 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: last week, before she went on holiday 31. what are you listening to right now: Jesus Christ Superstar :D 32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Probably 33. something that is getting on your nerves: My mental illness (and consequent sabotaging of my own life), I’m done with that shit 34. most visited website: youtube, tumblr, ao3, linguee, my bank 35. hair color: brown & copper (though I should get it dyed red properly again) 36. long or short hair: long-ish 37. do you have a crush on someone: happens 38. what do you like about yourself: how far I’ve come 39. piercings: six, in my ears 40. blood type: A I think 41. nickname: French, Frenchie, Frenzou (ha, ha), Chi 42. relationship status: lost 43. zodiac: pisces 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favorite tv show: probably Brooklyn Nine-Nine but I recently also watched Firefly and loved it?? Also Game of Thrones rn the hype is real 46. tattoos: not yet 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: had a couple, yeah, I’ve got a skin cancer thing 50. sport: I do endurance training, mostly running? I used to do athletics and a lot of dancing but not anymore ^^ oh, and skiing of course, my favorite!! and I enjoy inline skating and swimming. 51. vacation: I have a lot of plans for the future :D 52. pair of trainers: ...as in favorite? lmao Idc

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: who eats lol chocolate cake don’t judge me 54. drinking: ...water 55. about to: write a bunch of letters or maybe sleep; I’ve an exhausting week ahead of me 56. waiting for: improvement. 57. want: my meds to help me be better 58. get married: if I find the right person (or the right person finds me) 59. career: I’m an interpreter and translator, mostly legal stuff - might go back to university soon though to add smth else

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: give me bOTH 61. lips or eyes: both both both 62. shorter or taller: either is good 63. older or younger: I don’t mind either way 64. nice arms or nice stomach: aRMS 65. hook up or relationship: relationship by a mile 66. troublemaker or hesitant: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: yah 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nope, don’t need any (frequently break sunglasses tho, like a loser) 70. turned someone down: never been in that position 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: I... don’t think so? 73. had your heart broken: happens 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: yeah 76. fallen for a friend: lines are always blurry

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: I hope I will again soon 78. miracles: doubtful 79. love at first sight: I doubt it’d work for me, but it probably exists? 80. santa clause: fam pls 81. kiss on the first date: depends, depends 82. angels: doubtful

OTHER:

84. eye colour: blue-gray 85. favorite movies: mOANA, Big Hero 6, Howl’s Moving Castle, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Wonder Woman, Spiderman Homecoming???, Iron Man, [like 50 million others]

Thank you!!

[itsybitsyparker]

Tagged by: @normaltothemax & @vaenndyr

Tagging: @xscarletvvitch @xspitfirex @ofstxrsandgalaxies @csborn @pcindre @gotthedevilinem @hastodosomething

RULES : answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better !

A  -  AGE : Due to stalking and harassment reasons (guys someone found my address, I still don’t know how, and sent me a handwritten love letter, I’d only been talking to him for less than a week.) only a select number of people on the internet know this. B  -  BIRTHPLACE : Texas  C  -  CURRENT  TIME :   Again, stalking. See above. D  -  DRINK  YOU  HAD  LAST : Milk? I think??? E  -  EASIEST  PERSON  TO  TALK  TO :   irl? Um, probably my friend Dillon. On tumblr either @normaltothemax​ or any of the Oscrew peeps. F  -  FAVORITE  SONG :  It changes on a weekly basis. Right now I’m loving Superhero by Simon Curtis. G  -  GROSSEST  MEMORY : .........Let me think. Oh yes, okay, so I was about eight and my local Science Center was doing a sleepover thing where you’d spend all day and all night in the Science Hall and you got to play hide and seek and it was super cool. So I made it til about midnight that night and then woke up with a mouth full of vomit (fun right?). Now the thing was, I was eight and the Science Center was very big, and very dark and I had no idea where the bathroom was. So, with my mouth full of vomit I had to wake up my counselor, somehow mime to her that i had to throw up and have her take me to the bathroom.

GROSS RIGHT? I’M NOT DONE.

SOMEHOW, I had managed to come down with the stomach flu and the rest of the night was spent in a similar fashion, that poor counselor. The thing is I don’t even remember feeling sick to my stomach, I just remember waking up with a mouthful of ickiness and going ‘okay, so this is happening right now. What the heck do I do?’

H  -  HORROR  YES  OR  HORROR  NO :  NO I’M SUCH A BABY. I  -  IN  LOVE ? :  God I wish.  J  -  JEALOUS  OF  PEOPLE :  Highly. But I’m trying very hard to work on it, because it’s not healthy K  -  KILLED  SOMEONE :  Wouldn’t you like to know? (Nope, not that I know of) L  -  LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT  OR  SHOULD  I   WALK  BACK  BY  AGAIN ? : Pfffft, yes, I’m a sap. M  -  MIDDLE  NAME:  Rose  N  -  NUMBER  OF  SIBLINGS :  0 O  -  ONE  WISH :  To overcome the difficulties surrounding the profession and become a professional actress either on stage or in film or both (preferably both) P  -  PERSON  YOU  CALLED  LAST : I think my grandpa??? Maybe the community theater I did les miz at? My phone’s on the other side of the room I don’t wanna get up. Q  -  QUESTION  YOU’RE  ALWAYS  ASKED : How did you manage to forget _____? (I would forget my own head if it weren’t attached to my shoulders I swear.) R  -  REASON  TO  SMILE :  It makes people happy. That and my horse. S  -  SONG  YOU  SANG  LAST : Superhero by Simon Curtis T  -  TOP  3  FICTIONAL  CHARCTERS :   OH GOD DON’T DO THIS TO ME. U  -  UNDERWEAR  COLOR : Why is this a question? I mean right now it’s pink but why? V  -  VACATION :  Somewhere abroad, I’m not picky where. W  -  WHEN’S  YOUR  BIRTHDAY :  June  X  -  XRAYS :   I get one every year at the dentist, I also have one of my foot when they were trying to figure out why every so often I have debilitating pain radiating from my toe to my knee. (It took them 5 years and I’m still salty about all the misdiagnoses I’ve had.) Y  -  YOUR  FAVORITE  FOOD :  Sushi Z  -  ZODIAC  SIGN : Cancer

[red-anon-is-here]

Tag game?

I got tagged by @hey-there-buddy-pal

A) Age- Unknown by the Gods B) Biggest fear- Snakes. They’re cute but not near me C) Current time- 12:18 D) Drink you last had- Monster E) Everyday starts with- the glorious luxury of slamming my head on the metal of my top bunk bed F) Favorite song at the moment- Everywhere I go by Hollywood Undead G) Ghosts are they real? I believe they are H) Hometown- Texas I) In love with? Fiction characters J) Jealous of? My friend got a puppy….. I want a puppy but can’t have one K) Killed someone? Too much effort L) last time you cried? 4 years ago M) Middle name- don’t have one N) Number of sibling? 3 older ones. Two boys one girl O) one wish- to see my chemical romance live P) Person last called or texted- My big brother to call him an asshole Q) Questions you are always being asked? Why do you make such bad jokes? R) Reasons to smile- My lovely little niece. S) last song sung- deadbite by Hollywood Undead T) time you woke up- 7am U) Underwear color- Black W) Worst habits- when I get nervous I scratch at my skin until I start bleeding. X) X-rays you’ve had? None at least not yet Y) why is there not a listing for this letter? Y not Z) Zodiac sign? Capricorn

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