#24*7 services

[devotion-disorder]

of late ive come to the realization that im not so much of a touch-oriented person as i thought, but damn getting bitten in the neck was really really nice and its the one thing i keep thinking about

[welcometogrouchland]

I just think Hunter was obsessed with Willow and didn't even know it during the period from any sport in a storm to labyrinth runners. They maybe don't talk as often as they could, they're both busy and have conflicting schedules, so when they do talk, Hunter absorbs everything she says.

After roughly 3 weeks of texting (hexting? I feel like the kids would call it hexting), He knows that her favorite colour is orange, she likes her tea with extra milk and a bit of honey during winter, she likes working out to the noisiest angriest music in her playlist, her dad Gilbert is a construction witch who specialises in pottery, she used to listen to breakup songs and think about her childhood best friend (Hunter doesn't know it's Amity) and she actually has a mild pollen allergy despite being a plant witch and has to take potions for it.

He casually drops all this info piece by piece during their stay in the human realm and willows like. Well I can't not marry him. It'll have to be a winter or fall wedding to account for her allergies </3

[thefabledpheasant]

Let me know your thoughts/reasoning in the tags!

[halffizzbin]

So either Gen Z as a whole has reverted to saying “ugh that’s so gay” like it’s fucking 2003, or it’s just my irritating 21-year-old coworker, but hands could be thrown soon

[therogerclarkfanclub]

LMAO NO FVCKING' WAY!! 😂😂😂

THAT'S IT. ROB WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET 😂

"WHAT'S UP EVERYBOOODYY!! WOOOO!!"

LMAO 😂🤣😭

[jmdbjk]

Fan service

Just going through my 5GBs/800 images and vids in (just) my Jikook folder and noticed a lot... A LOT of fan service type images and stuff. Staggering. The amount of thoughtfulness and preparation Jungkook and Jimin have done for us through the years, sacrificing themselves all in the name of fan service...

Like this obviously staged and scripted reaction from Jungkook, sitting there waiting for Jimin to show up in comments:

Actually, go look at almost any of JK's lives and see him performing flawlessly. The timing is impeccable, how he spots Jimin's comments is 🔥 level reflexes.

This ultimate fan service live when Jungkook set up an hour and a half of fan servicing about Jimin:

Of course the fan service has been going on for YEARS...

This fleeting moment that someone snapped for fan service:

Was it Tae or Hobi that snapped the pic? We'll never know, they didn't bother to take a pic of themselves during this gorgeous sunset with either of these guys because... it was only for fan service.

And this random Instragram person who was in on the fan service agenda, and JK with the eagle eyes finding it amongst the 100s of 1000s of questions/comments:

I wonder if maybe he telepathed some questions out to the universe so these people from all over the place would know what to ask/say, like secret code shit?

And H.E.R. doing her part in fan service, its great to have willing participants for your fan service agenda:

I bet she's done this before too.

And of course this ultimate, elaborate and expensive fan service weekend getaway... anything for the fans:

The best part about it is, Jungkook didn't tell Jimin he was filming all this for fan service. Made him stay in a hotel room with no privacy in the bathroom in a hotel that caters to couples... the lengths... the sacrifices... bless them.

And here they are again, the never ending fan service, so tiring:

I bet they staged the entire Jack in the Box listening party just for jikook fan service. I wouldn't be surprised. Rented out the top floor of the HYBE building, catered it, all for fan service.

The general public is in on the fan service too. A random person taking sneaky fan service pics, great timing and teamwork:

And this random person too in on the sneaky fan service agenda, everyone playing their part in the charade:

This was one of many photos from this particular dinner (fake) date with non-celeb friends.

The general public really are the stars of fan service:

Another (fake) restaurant date but this time with other celeb friends.

But the eyes on the back of JK's head seeing his cue for FS? 💀:

How can he see through his hair though? That's my question. Sheer talent! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

And JK's eyes on his face automatically performing fan service, must be muscle memory or something:

And his hands too, more muscle memory from all that fan service practice:

I can visualize it now... "Jimin, hold still, I need to practice feeling you up, stop squirming, I'm gonna have to use those handcuffs you brought home if you don't stop trying to get away..." um... wait... that went a little too far...

Anyway...

And this pre-planned-the-night-before fan service, they are such professionals always thinking of fan service, practicing, perfecting...I wonder how many times they had to do THIS to get it just right? :

I could say a lot here about "practice makes perfect" but I will refrain...

Hobi going off-script here taking Jimin by surprise... maybe it was something Jimin and Jungkook were practicing for fan service and Hobi almost spilled the beans?

And this ingeniously pre-programed mechanical ear reaction fan service...so clever:

This happy-as-shit-to-be-going-overseas fan service, JK and his fake bouncy happiness, Oscar-worthy. I wonder if they practiced in the car on the way to the airport:

The general public doing that fan service shit again... wonder how much they get paid for this? I want in on it:

Jungkook telling Jimin, "we have to go around a bunch of times to make sure that random person gets it right."

It's never ending, 24/7 fan service with these two. It must be very time consuming to come up with new fan service moments. I wonder what they will show us next?

[please read the tags for heavens sakes]

[blackvoidspace]

I thought i was done with my delulu era, but then comes Luke and Nicola, doing the bare MINIMUM and im back blushing, kicking my feet, butterflies in my stomach...

[besnouted]

neighbor’s duck dog who is now an old man keeps getting into our yard to try and harrass the ducks (he’s too elderly to be an actual threat anymore so like it’s fine) BUT it is just very funny because we will usually hear his owners yelling for him over and over and over before we realize he’s here

meanwhile as soon as i walk out and call him over to take him back home he comes lumbering over immediately even with overwhelming duck temptation

[egberts]

i no longer argue with people on facebook. it wasn't good for my mental health at all. instead i just drop my morally superior take and then laugh react when people try to argue and they get. so. mad.

[cameliawrites]

I am calling upon your encyclopedic knowledge of kanej fics. Do you happen to recall a fic where Kaz got roped into helping the Ghafa’s make dinner (“dinner is a pretty hands on experience here” or something like that) and as he’s cutting carrots, Inej goes “I didn’t expect you to be so good at this,” to which Kaz replies with something like “Carrots, fingers… they’re both cylindrical.” ???

I simply cannot find it??

Yes! After some digging through my bookmarks, I can confirm that it’s “a long way to healing” by phybe. :) Such a great fic!

[polarprime57]

Happy birthday Apollo, you came into my life when you were 4 weeks old. Today, you turn 8 years old. I love you for all that you do for me. My life literally wouldn't be the same without you!

[mysicklove]

talking bout sae being a pillow princess makes me think that chigiri would be a pillow princess

oh my god i would worship the floor he walks on istg. litter his body with hickies and coo how pretty he is, even if he hates it. (he secretly loves It when you praise him, cause it just feels different. it doesn't feel teasing, it makes he feel like he is put on a pedestal) watching his hands grip the sheets and his face scrunch up when he cums. running your fingers through his hair in pure adoration at how you landed someone as stunning as him.

oh and body worship. i want to praise every part of his pretty body, drag my nails down just to see the red line form across his chest. apologizing with a kiss on his cheek when he whines about the pain.

I always want him to be my pretty toy, my trophy sub, showing him off to everyone and watching other ppls eyes widen when they see how stunning he is, and how flawless his body looks marked up. pulling him away when others want a taste cause you are just too possessive <3

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[ryansjane]

I FOUND THE SCREENGRABS FROM THE BREAK UP SERVICE WEBTOON THAT PROVE THAT OFF'S CHARACTER, BOSS IS BISEXUAL!!! 💙💜🩷

[ireallyamthemaincharacter]

Dude this is so me fr

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