#23 abd Me

[msclaritea]

"Just got an account warning on TikTok-

A commenter on a Diddy video said something like “when are we gonna hold the white people above Diddy accountable?”

I responded “they’re Jewish”

Just trying to stick up for their identity as it’s my understanding that Jewish people don’t want to be lumped in with white people? Am I mistaken about that? Genuinely super confusing.

Not only is that statement factually accurate- whether we’re talking about Lucien Grainge or Clyve Davis- or most anyone else in the industry. But also, how is it worthy of an account warning?

Of all the heinous shit I say in the comments?

I’m sure China and the CCP finds that comment offensive…

“Free speech” except for that topic causes far more antisemitism than it even pretends to solve.

As we clearly have AI patrolling our social media platforms protecting Jewish people from discussion of reality. And it’s not even smart enough to distinguish facts from fiction.

Not to mention that I’m a huge fan of any Jewish person who doesn’t blindly go along with Israel murdering children. I’m also not afraid to call out the Jewish mob, or Mossad sexual blackmail ops, or Israeli genocide.

Y’all are debasing the word antisemitism and it has less and less meaning every day.

And for people that don’t have context- the Jewish mob and Italian mafia- mostly the mob, have longstanding ties to the music industry. They have been laundering money through the music industry for decades.

If we see what looks like organized crime in the music industry today still, you do the math.

And remember- we’re talking about sex trafficking, drugs, abuse of women, murder, blackmail. Indefensible stuff." Ian Carroll, Twitter

[daphnalia]

the day the amount of dndads ao3 fanfics containing the tag yeet bigly goes from 17 to 18 is the day i lay down and cry of utter joy

[steampoweredskeleton]

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Ignore

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Palestinian Fundraisers 🍉

Hello! These are vetted fundraisers belonging to people who have reached out to me in my inbox. I would appreciate if you considered donating to any of these (even if you can only donate a little), and if you reblogged this post to help them out!

And while I have you here, remember to do your daily click.

Last Updated: September 13th, 2024 (see the bottom of this post for the most newly-added fundraisers)

Goals outlined in red and italicized have not advanced or only advanced negligibly since the last update

-> Please have a look at the list of fundraisers under the cut.

Help Haya evacuate her family of eight (verification - line 26) @hayanahed €87,145 raised of €100,000 goal

Help save the life of Youssef's son Majd (verification) @girlquee and @saveyouseffamily €16,554 raised of €20,000

Help Jehad's five relatives evacuate to safety (vetted by @ el-shab-hussein and @ 90-ghost) @ahmedpalestin12 $16,498 USD raised of $50,000

Help Shymaa and her four children reach their family in Egypt (verification - line 145) @shymaafamily $11,618 USD raised of $50,000 goal

Help Eyad, Amal, and their four children evacuate (vetted by @ 90-ghost and @ northgazaupdates) @eyadeyadsblog (whose previous account was deactivated) CHF10,903 raised of CHF20,000 goal

Help Mahmoud evacuate his family of forty seven (verification - line 198) @mahmoud0hilles €12,055 raised of €50,000 goal

Help Kariman, her husband Ayman, and their son survive (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @karemandohan1999 $8,025 USD raised of $50,000 goal

Help Safaa get her child and family to safety (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @safaa18mero $14,413 USD raised of $75,000 goal

Help Ahed and Samah, their epileptic 2yo, and the rest of their family get to safety (verification - line 407) @ahedalshaer €6,872 raised of €80,000 goal

Help Mohammed support his family in Gaza (verification - line 7) @mo-shamia $63,460 USD raised of $70,000 goal

Help Motaz, Fedaa, and their three children evacuate (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @motaaz37 kr48,284 SEK raised of kr250,000 goal

Help Tahani, her husband, and three children evacuate (verification - line 116) @tahanibaby $19,370 USD raised of $50,000 goal

Help Abd Alhadi get his children and the rest of his family to safety (vetted by @ mohammedalanqer) @abdalhadiaburas $5,443 raised of $65,000 goal

Help Dr. Shahad and 18yo Farah evacuate and continue their education (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @farahmoo2 (this is her second account) €5,533 raised of €20,000 goal

Help Falestine, her infant son, her husband, and her parents get to safety (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @falestine-yousef $21,361 USD raised of $40,000 goal

Help Doaa and her autistic 5yo survive in Egypt, and help her family of 23 (11 children) evacuate (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @dodoomar12345 kr1199,715 SEK raised of kr300,000 goal

Help Dr. Farhat, his wife, and their 3 children evacuate (verification - #248) @shamfarhat1 $8,682 USD raised of $29,500 goal

Help Mahmoud and his family of 43 (many children and elderly) evacuate (vetted by @ 90-ghost) @mahmoudayyad €5,325 raised of €55,000 goal

Help Islam and his family of 6 evacuate to safety (paypal alternative here) (vetted by @ northgazaupdates) @islamgazaaccount3 - @ayahoftheday was the one who reached out and explained that his tumblr account has been restricted for the third time. €2,150 raised of €30,000 goal

Help Amal, her children, infant nephew and the rest of her family evacuate to safety (vetted by association here) @familygazaamal $739 USD raised of $30,000 goal

-> New: More vetted fundraisers from people who have reached out to me since the last update:

Help Israa and her children (2yo and 2mo) evacuate to safety (vetted by association here) @naseer-gaza1 £1,858 raised of £20,000 goal

Help Samer, his wife Shurooq, and their 3 children (youngest is 1.5yo) evacuate to safety (verification - #196) @samerpal kr137,720 SEK raised of kr450,000 goal

Help Tamer, his brother, and his parents evacuate to safety (verification - #191) @tameraldeeb €24,784 raised of €40,000 goal

Help Eman and her three children evacuate to safety (vetted by association here) @emanabosedo $1,037 USD raised of $50,000 goal

Help Judy, her diabetic parents, and her siblings evacuate (verification - #223) @savejudyblog $3,141 USD raised of $50,000 goal

-> Non-vetted fundraisers (as of this update) with protected donations that are most likely legitimate. Please consider donating to these even if they are not yet vetted. "Protected donations" means that gofundme "guarantee[s] donors a full refund in the rare case something isn’t right", and non-vetted fundraisers tend to have even more trouble than vetted ones at gaining donations.

Help 17yo Mohammed, his mother, and 7 siblings evacuate @mohammednasers-blog €4,843 raised of €38,000 goal

Help Majed and his family of five rebuild their lives after escaping Gaza @selinps1 $4,941 USD raised of $70,000 goal

Help 21yo Akram and his two sibling evacuate @akramamran $65 USD raised of $15,000 goal

Help Muntaha and her family of 11 evacuate @montahahamada @hamadamontaha9988 (Montaha's husband) €413 raised of €60,000 target

(NEW) Help Raghda's aunt and niece (a cancer patient) survive in Egypt, and help the rest of her family evacuate @veryenemyhideout kr665 NOK raised of kr300,000 goal

(NEW) Help Mohammad and his wife evacuate to safety @savemohammed €365 raised of €20,000 goal

(Please feel free to add more vetted fundraisers to this post, thank you.)

[wizardhugs]

🇵🇸 art drive for palestine 🇵🇸

i would like to make a simple, silly, low-poly blender model + render of whatever you'd like for anyone who donates the equivalent of 9USD to any of these campaigns for gaza evacuation. [ use a currency converter here! ]

examples for the drive -- my silly artfight -- (old!) my earlier renders -- above art is mine

these are all accounts and people who have reached out to me via tumblr askbox. i have checked each myself for verification, and provided links to vetted status below. unvetted (as of making this list) fundraisers are new, and do not yield results with reverse image searches. i've also included any instagram accounts i could easily find, for extra proof of validity.

@somaiahassansworld and @lobnaalser: gfm, vetted here, 0% of 50,000 EUR

@ahmadelser: gfm, vetted here, 4% of 50,000 EUR

@dodoomar12345: gfm, vetted here, 45% of 300,000 SEK

@ayoosh-gaza: gfm, vetted here, 1% of 200,000 USD

@danaghaith: gfm, vetted here, 12% of 60,000 USD

@falestine-yousef: gfm, vetted here, 34% of 40,000 USD

@abd-88-mazen: gfm, 4% of 80,000 CAD

@keensaladbanana: gfm, 3% of 350,000 NOK

@bilalassadabedrou: gfm, vetted here, 10% of 80,000 EUR

@asmaayyad and @esraayyad14: gfm, vetted here, ig @asmaa_ayyad98, 25% of 45,000 EUR

@salem-baker: gfm, vetted here, 16% of 38,000 EUR

@omargaze: gfm, vetted here, ig @jody_toys, 24% of 20,000 GBP

@osamathaers-blog: gfm, 2% of 50,000 EUR

@mahmoudswierh2: gfm, vetted here, 44% of 15,000 CAD

@samarsh97: gfm, vetted here, ig @samar.sh97, 12% of 45,000 EUR

@adham-89: gfm, vetted here, 23% of 50,000 USD

@abdelmutei: gfm, vetted here, ig @sh.imaa6245, 42% of 25,000 EUR

@ahmadresh: gfm, vetted here, 78% of 10,000 USD

@alaakh2025: gfm, #99 here, 49% of 56,000 GBP

@yazanfamilly: gfm, vetted here, 22% of 50,000 EUR

@saveranafamily: gfm, 2% of 50,000 EUR

@hayanahed: gfm, #26 here, 78% of 100,000 EUR

@palestinianhadeel: gfm, vetted here, 27% of 20,000 EUR

@fidaa-family2: gfm, vetted here, 51% of 30,000 USD

@safaabed8: gfm, vetted here, 31% of 90,000 EUR

@amnyaburas: gfm, 0% of 68,000 CAD

@aya2mohammed: gfm, vetted here, 51% of 50,000 EUR

@kefahfamily: gfm, 2% of 40,000 USD

@bshaeromars-blog: gfm, #231 here, 37% of 40,000 USD

@sameer-family: gfm, vetted here, 4% of 50,000 USD

@noorabd1992: gfm, vetted here, 19% of 45,000 USD

@ahmedomer9: gfm, vetted here, 2% of 50,000 EUR

@hatem1790: gfm, vetted here, 0% of 45,000 EUR

@hazemsuhail: gfm, vetted by association, 5% of 50,000 EUR

@help-mona: gfm, vetted, 0% of 185,300 EUR

@husseinshamia: gfm, vetted, ig @hussein_shamia_, 88% of 40,000 USD

@amalashuor: gfm, vetted #175, 75% of 50,000 EUR

@eyad-alanqar255: gfm, vetted here, 2% of 40,000 EUR

@mahaibrahim13: gfm, vetted here, 8% of 81,000 GBP

@abedallhferwanagaza: gfm, vetted here, 14% of 35,000 EUR

@savethaerfamily: gfm, vetted here, 1% of 20,000 EUR

if i have made any mistakes, PLEASE reach out so i may fix. i will not interact with trolls/bad faith/zionists.

please consider donation or reblogging. terms for art drive below the cut.

to get a silly art:

donate to one of the above campaigns, 9 USD or more (currency converter here), reblog their posts, help someone.

send me a dm with proof of donation to one of these gfms, something like this is fine.

then let me know what you're interested in, and keep simplicity in mind.

treat me with respect! note that i may take some time to get back to you now and again.

and please keep in mind: i am not a professional, i do this for fun, i've never even really posted my art here before. i am offering silly art because it's something i feel i have to give.

i will communicate to you if i don't feel your initial request is something i can do, and i'll offer alternatives or adjustments.

i will do:

simple shapes + low poly models.

custom textures.

simple animations [rotations, blinking, waving, etc].

shitposts, goofs, sillies. explosions!

want me to make your oc or something related to/representative of them? references are great!

want me to do a fandom character or something related to them? let me know what you like most about them!

your favorite mug? a stuffed animal? an abstract concept? i will do my best, that sounds awesome.

alternative to 3d renders, i do silly pastel pfps! examples here -- i'm honestly really desperate to help fundraise.

i will probably post whatever i create for you as an image (GIF or PNG), and tag you, unless you ask me not to (or to keep you anonymous). i work in blender and can provide a .blend project file, or other exported formats/assets!

posted august 23rd, 2024, edited/extended august 25th, further extended august 30th. more campaigns added + pfp note september 20th.

[markrosewater]

Here is a story.For a while I was the only level 2 judge in central Connecticut and I would at a local store occasional run deck clinics that included how to play for newer players/ less experienced players usually one or two players would show up unless there was a qualifying tournament comming up.

I remember having to explain to one person that Llanowar Elves do not tap to fetch Forests out of your deck or Dark Ritual gets three Swamps. They said its how they played at school. So long story short, I got them down on the rules, and helped with deck construction (it was an elf deck so I helped. The next weekend I had 11 people all from the school show up wanting help with their decks. As it turns out cutting a deck from 100 cards and 20 lands to 60 with 23 and giving a deck some focus made his deck unbeatable lol... and this continued for nearly a month. There were like locust abd bought out nearly every card from the stores binders all trying to one up eachother. A few years later I was judging side events at Protour Boston and one of those kids, was playing in the Protour and found me and thanked me it turned out he was really bad a math but when teaching him about his deck I helped him find the fun in it. A couple decades later I meet him again as he is now a doctor in the Emergency room (I was visiting my aunt who worked there). Its amazing how little things, like effort, spending some time, mentoring or even just listening can ripple out to be big things that help many other people. And Magic was a catalyst for it.

Thanks for sharing that story.

[dumblr-account]

am Abdel Muti , I am 27 years old. I live in Palestine, Gaza. I am married and my wife is 23 years old. I have a daughter, Juri,maroan who is 2 years old and salmaa 6manth. We are displaced in southern Gaza. Our situation is very, very difficult, and I am afraid of losing my daughter and my family. Please, my friends, help me with my campaign so that we can travel outside Gaza from Please don't break the children's hear,Please do something and Help my family get out of these bad conditions we are living in, to get the decent life we ​​deserve, to survive, to live, to feel a life 🙏😔https://gofund.me/a4da9cf7

[agentbobr]

Rise turtles with a Singer s/o?

VERY VAGUE ABD I LOVE IT. gives me room to be silly >:)

❤️ Raph's going absolutely GAGA over your voice. he loves it sm

❤️ he will ask for you two to do a duet together, but don't be fooled by the silky voice he puts on. THIS BOY CANT SING.

❤️ when he gets anxious, he listens to your voice to calm down

❤️ constant praise and love over your voice, he just finds it so comforting! :D

💙 LEO'S CONSTANTLY HELPING YOU WARM UP. he can't sing so you're living his dream rn omfg

💙 just please, sing him to sleep. this will fix him (it most definitely will not.)

💙 he's telling everyone he knows about how great you are and "oh my GOD how have you not heard my s/o?"

💙 the amount of suck up'ery here is EMBARRASSING. he's so down bad holy shit.

💜 sigh please sing Donnie to sleep. he won't sleep otherwise unless he's either chained down or sung too. usually mikey is his bedtime story singer

💜 he's using SCIENCE to come up with the perfect drink to help calm your vocal cords.

💜 you two are going to do duets, he can't sing but he's going to.

💜 expect to see in his google search history various searches on singing and warming up vocal cords, he needs to know more.

🧡 MIKEY'S THE ONLY ONE OF THE BROTHERS THAT CAN ACTUALLY SING.

🧡 you two can happily sing together without anybody's eardrums shattering

🧡 he writes you songs,,, so many songs. he has a notebook specifically for them

🧡 and you best believe that if you PUBLICLY sing any of his songs, he's going to drown you in love.

asks open as of 4/26/23 💙

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

Fuck Zionists and those who think that Zionism = Jew, fuck you

Now that I have your attention:

[emocowboylover00]

Important share and reblog

Loser gojo

[fagsonline]

Hello

Iwould be truly grateful if you could help me with a donation in order to save my children and my family from the dangers of war and death in Gaza and escape to a safe place

Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 🙏

My situation is very catastrophic

https://gofund.me/0511f253

safaa's gofundme is currently at ₤10,858 as of 24/7/24 (23/7/24 for americans.) please share and donate if you can!!

[revoltingcocks]

i want to highlight the fundraisers of some people who have reached out to me. Please read their stories, donate if you can, and at the very least share. These families do not deserve to be in the situation they’re in, and any support you can give is saving lives and futures.

Muhammed Shehab’s family: €3,799 out of €25,000

@mohammedshehabnew1

verified by 90-ghost

Karam Al-Nabih’s family: €12,448 out of €20,000

@karamrafeek

verified by nabulsi

Mahmoud Al-Sharif’s family: $3,978 out of $60,000

@mahmoud-sharif2

verified by 90-ghost

Reem Shehab’s family: €29,472 out of €50,000

@reemshehab @danashehab @fahedshehab-new

verified by el-shab-hussein

Abdulrahman Shehada’s family: €1,745 out of €50,000

@abdulrahman20205

verified by 90-ghost

[saint-oleander]

🍉 HELP FOR PALESTINE MASTERPOST PART FOUR 🍉

PART ONE 🍉 PART TWO 🍉 PART THREE

I do not vet fundraisers, I am simply compiling the people who asked me to share. As of now I do not have the resources to donate.

If you have proof of vetting for fundraisers that are signed as unvetted on here, please send it my way and I will update.

I am now writing fics for whoever donates. Check the pinned post on @oleanderandwatermelons

🍉🍉🍉

Ola Ahel ( @olagaza ) - vetted by nabulsi and el-shab-hussein (n. 205)

DONATE HERE - current status: 44 110 / 50 000 $

Eslam Mohammed Ghilan ( @eslamfamily1 ) - vetted by bees and watermelon (n. 175)

DONATE HERE - current status: 5 921 / 50 000 $

Rafat Al Swisi ( @rafatalswissi ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 209 / 45 000 €

Alaa Al khateeb ( @alaakh2025 ) - vetted by nabulsi and el-shab-hussein (n. 99)

DONATE HERE - current status: 28 678 / 56 000 £

Abdel Muti Al-Habil ( @abdelmutei ) - vetted by 90-ghost

DONATE HERE - current status: 12 341 / 25 000 €

Anas Al-Sharfa ( @anasalshrafa ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 562 / 50 000 €

Alaa Jehad ( @alaa-syam ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 51 / 30 000 $

Mohammed Ayyad ( @mohammedayyads-blog ) - shared by bilal-salah0

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 845 / 35 000 €

Mohammed Almadhoun ( @savepalestineinfamily19 ) - NOT VETTED but shared by transmutationisms + the family's instagram profile

DONATE HERE - current status: 6 937 / 50 000 €

Mohamed Abuzoor ( @mohamedabuzoor @dinafamily1 ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 441 / 60 000 €

Amany Ubeid ( @amnyaburas ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 105 / 68 000 $

Amal and family ( @amalgaza ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 8 876 / 50 000 €

Bashar family ( @basharbfamily ) - vetted by association

DONATE HERE - current status: 310 / 50 000 €

Ashraf Alanqar and family ( @ashraf-baker ) - vetted by 90-ghost

DONATE HERE - current status: 21 600 / 25 000 €

Amer and Lina Abusamra ( @lina-gaza ) - vetted by association

DONATE HERE - current status: 39 325 / 45 000 €

Farah and Mohanad ( @farohablogsworld ) - vetted by association

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 519 / 35 000 $

Mohammed Ayyad ( @yasermohammad ) - vetted by 90-ghost

DONATE HERE - current status: 21 310 / 35 000 €

Lama and Mohammed Al-Hourani ( @lamahourani7 ) - vetted by association

DONATE HERE - current status: 1 859 / 10 000 $

Dr. Farhat ( @shamfarhat1 ) - vetted by nabulsi and el-shab-hussein (n. 248)

DONATE HERE - current status: 7 801 / 29 500 $

Eman ( @emanabosedo ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 666 / 50 000 $

Heba Al-Anqar ( @heba-baker ) - vetted by 90-ghost

DONATE HERE - current status: 4 406 / 60 000 $

Farah Areef ( @areej1982 ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 165 / 8 000 €

Abd Haladi Aburas ( @abdalhadiaburas ) - NOT VETTED but the campaign was linked to a long-existing instagram profile

DONATE HERE - current status: 5 217 / 65 000 $

Malk Zaim ( @malkzaim ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 23 566 / 50 000 $

@hanaa-2006 - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 45 / 30 000 $

Abed Rahman El-shaed ( @abed-rashad13 ) - vetted by nabulsi and el-shab-hussein (n. 249)

DONATE HERE - current status: 7 861 / 50 000 $

Mohammed Hijazi ( @save-amal-family ) - vetted by the Butterfly Effect Project (n. 475)

DONATE HERE - current status: 24 341 / 30 000 €

Mohammed Atallah ( @atalah-mohammed ) - vetted by 90-ghost

DONATE HERE - current status: 15 507 / 82 000 €

Basil Anshasi ( @basil76 ) - NOT VETTED

DONATE HERE - current status: 309 / 4 000 €

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Updated: 07 sept 2024

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PLEASE SHARE AND DONATE IF YOU CAN

[lieu-rey]

am Abdel Muti , I am 27 years old. I live in Palestine, Gaza. I am married and my wife is 23 years old. I have a daughter, Juri,maroan who is 2 years old and salmaa 6manth. We are displaced in southern Gaza. Our situation is very, very difficult, and I am afraid of losing my daughter and my family. Please, my friends, help me with my campaign so that we can travel outside Gaza from Please don't break the children's hear,Please do something and Help my family get out of these bad conditions we are living in, to get the decent life we ​​deserve, to survive, to live, to feel a life 🙏😔https://gofund.me/a4da9cf7

I'm linking your post here and I encourage everyone to reblog and/or donate to their campaign:

currently at €11,470/€25,000

I wish you the best of luck

[sadaf-e-mohabbat]

Urgent Appeal for Palestinian Families: Part 3

The need for assistance continues to grow. Here is yet another list of Palestinian individuals who have personally reached out to me for help. Their stories are a testament to resilience and the enduring spirit of hope. Your support can make a tangible difference in their lives.

@save-salam-family

@ahmedalnabeeh11

@karamrafeek

@mohammed-atallah

Blog link of Mohammed Atallah -

@mohammadayyad

@abedalazeiz

@bshaeromars-blog

How You Can Make an Impact:

Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, can change a life. Your generosity can provide immediate relief and hope for a better future.

Share: Amplify their voices by reblogging or sharing this list on your social media platforms. Together, we can reach more hearts and hands willing to help.

Pray: Keep these families in your prayers. Your support through thoughts and prayers is as valuable as any monetary contribution.

In a world that often feels indifferent, your kindness and compassion are powerful agents of change. Your support can turn despair into hope and helplessness into empowerment. Thank you for standing with the Palestinian people in their time of need.

Link of part 1 and 2 -

Part 2 -

[dramioneasks]

Hello lovelies, I just wanted to thank you fir your incredible service to this fandom and also ask a question :) I just finished detraquee by hystaracal and absolutely fell in love with the story. Are there any other similar stories with some of the elements I loved? What I loved about it:

1. The fact that the characyers were young and acted such. What I mean is that they partied, had hangovers, gossiped etc. even when they left Hogwarts. Im tired of fics where once they leave hogwarts they become full blown adults immediately. As a 21 year old I can tell you that irl that is not the case xd

2. The struggles of stepping into adulthood not exactly knowing what you want abd finding your path through trial and error. Character growth (dramiones character growth in detraquee *chefs kiss*)

3. Dracos and Hermiones relationship being gentle and loving while still retaining their wittiness and bickering. I just love their love was reflected to the reader and how real it felt :)

4. Lastly girlhood or female loving friendships.

Thank you already!

Accidental Proposal By: CJRed - M, 37 Chapters - Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

Three Wizards and a Baby - Lizzie_carlile - M, 35 chapters, Words: 138,847 - “I happen to live in a manor, alone. You and Lyra will come and stay with me until you sort this shit out.” “Theo…” “Before you even say oh theo I couldn’t possibly impose, you two would practically have your own wing. There is too much room at Nott Manor and I for one would be glad for the company of two beautiful women.” What happens when Theodore Nott takes in his best friend, single mother Hermione Granger? Chaos ensues. Draco, Theo, Blaise, and Pansy are in for the time of their life as they help their favorite Gryffindor Golden Girl navigate motherhood all while trying to figure out just who is Mini Granger’s father.

DEAL By: Cristy1994 - M, 21 chapters, Words: 146,099 - Just two weeks before graduation, Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger decide to put aside their differences to help each other in a common goal: to get the best friend of the other to pay attention to them once and for all.

Boardwalk - In_Dreams - M, 19 chapters - Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn’t realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy.

Becoming Mrs. Malfoy - Rumaan, T, 27 chapters - A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU

Wildest Dreams - CosmicallyYours - M, 10 chapters - Finding a mystery outside of work is the last thing Hermione Granger expects. Given her past, she should really know better.

A Jersey - tealitful - T, 23 chapters - All she wanted was a jersey and a little revenge. Rated T for tubular.

-Lisa