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one difference in Odysseus's and Percy Jackson's luck is that Percy's godly dad doesn't play favorites and therefore sea voyages are about three thousand times easier especially after Percy and his friends blind Polyphemus (again)
another reason is that Percy is a 21st century teenager and not an ancient Greek warrior king and would not do things like killing a baby
#i keep coming back to when polyphemus is like ''ill tell my dad and he'll sink your ship!'' bc that worked before#and percy is like ''dad doesn't play favorites!''#if odysseus were a son or grandson of poseidon i bet he would've made it home with the majority of his crew intact#polyphemus: dAAAAAD I GOT HURT#poseidon: WHO WAS IT#polyphemus: odysseus! of ithaca! kill him!#poseidon: hang on of ithaca? hmm. odysseus. he's one of mine. sorry son im not getting in the middle of this sibling squabble#and then ody&co had smooth sailing for the rest of their journey home#epic the musical#percy jackson#also if zeus told percy to kill a baby percy would be like no thats wrong im not gonna#zeus: do it or he'll kill you and everyone you love#percy i-refused-immortality jackson: this is the 21st century we don't do that anymore. that is so messed up#i need to reread the pjo books theyre so good
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smh why did the french have to insist on equal language rights. didnt they ever think about how i, a 21st century girl, would feel about having to learn it /j
#ooo im gonna do the title in french too#< i.. forgot to do that#also according to my french teacher using google translate is kinda plagarism but she dont gotta know abt that#first week of school and i already cant do this anymore#its a wip ok#waiting for osas is keeping me sane#common frenchie l /j#france#french#21st century#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fic#alastor#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#radioapple fic#of saints and sinners#osas#debs is a yapper#debs is an original poster
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Chappel Roan saying she’s sad she’s demisexual and then there’s me being aroace as a whole like don’t you think I’m even more sad 😭
#not saying she’s not allowed to feel sad at all#just makes me think about myself LOL#I hate being aroace it’s like everyone’s part of a secret club I will never be a part of#and that people don’t tend to understand and if they do they never uphold that fact#like I actually have thrown up before from the concept of being in a relationship because it’s horrifying#and disgusting to me in a practical sense#like I don’t want to throw up every time I start thinking about those things I just want to be normal#and not panic like a relationship sounds like even worse than a death sentence#ppl think aroace is cute and problem free but it’s literally so uncomfortable and inconvenient when you’re in a world which a) doesn’t#understand wth aroace is b) doesn’t respect it at all c) has shit povs on what friendship is and how it can be more fulfilling than somethin#and d) how badly it impacts some ;-; like ik it sounds easy but try telling yourself omg I want to have a forever bestie#but then said forever bestie will never end up truly putting you first because they’d have a partner who will be their number one#and as usual you won’t even be second place you will be last like always#because I’ve noticed that the moment ppl get a partner suddenly they become their forever bestie role and then I can’t have that cause it#freaks me out and disgusts me all at once so I’m literally just cursed with forever feeling lonely and not meaning anywhere near as much to#someone who you wish could even look your way the way you do to them …#honestly by the day these reminders make me feel more and more aplatonic but it’ll simultaneously always feel like a hole in my heart#because apparently being aroace is like being some weird person and some freak#and not in the 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 type of connotation LMAO I mean just plain freak#and then that loneliness will always accumulate and accumulate and accumulate until I physically cannot handle it anymore or I take matters#into my own hands and just off with her head to myself LMAO#dora daily#and that is why despite aroace being cool to me it’s just not placed in an environement which makes it cool#as those assholes tend to say oh meh meh meh you never struggled girl … we’re in the 21st century every person in the lgbt community is#living the life dating who they want and being with who they want#but allegedly it is but a crime I can’t like anyone and that nobody fucking listens to me when I say I have an attraction deficit#and that they take it upon their hands to define what I’m attracted to or head canon me as whatever they are#I swear I’m not even fucking worth that shit just leave me alone 😭#I promise like if I was with somebody they will regret the day they were born by being with me LOL I am not all that in fact me being aroace#is saving them from torture ☠️ anyways ! rant over :3
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Thinking abt a werewolf sonic and vampire shadow au
Shadow is EXTREMELY dramatic abt being a vampire to the point of even dressing like a stereotypical movie vamp with a cape and everything. And isolating himself bc he can't let others see his "monstrous form" (he just has sharper and longer fangs and looks kind of ill)
Meanwhile sonic is with all his friends letting them give him chin and ear scritches stomping his foot on the ground and wagging his tail like the big ol' doggy he is
Sonic is one of the few ppl who visits shadow during the day when he can't come out and likes to keep him company, much to his dismay. Sonic even lets shadow feed on him occasionally (by biting his arm not his neck. Idk I always found that weird. Also less risk of serious injury) when shadow hasn't been able to get enough to eat
In return shadow watches over him when he goes feral werewolf mode (he isn't like a bloodthirsty monster but he does lose braincells when becoming a funny doggy. Shadow's just making sure he doesn't do anything stupid in his increased impulsivity)
That's all I've got really just wholesome halloween monster schenanigans
#ramblings#i'm not gonna stop myself from making aus that i'm never gonna do anything with anymore. i am free#i didn't say werehog bc i imagine he's more like a traditional werewolf#larger and more wolf like. with digitigrade legs and a big fluffy tail and everything#shadow's dressed like he just came out of the 1800's. sonic's always like 'it's the 21st century bro what's with the outfit'#and shadow punches him in response#he genuinely thinks that's what you're supposed to dress like when you become a vamp#and he does not take criticism#anyways send me asks abt this i'm bored but idk what else to talk abt
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thinking about how fucked up kristoph gavin is again...my guy really did make sure there was a backup poison just in case the young deeply anxious girl he spoke to one time didn't end up using the first one
#ace attorney#aa#aj aa#aa4#kristoph gavin#one of the things i find really interesting#is that there's debates about what Phoenix and Kristoph's dynamic was like during the 7yg#i.e. how much did Phoenix know were they really friends etc#but there's really just. no room for debate on kristoph himself#he's just horribly evil and fucked up#literally no way to walk back obsessively ensuring a literal child will die#for the crime of interacting with you one single time#he's maybe the worst? up there with gant for sure#von karma sucks obviously like who tf adopts their nemesis' kid#after SHOOTING THE DUDE WITH NO HESITATION#bro it's the 21st century no one does that shit anymore#and dahlia is also deeply deeply fucked up#but there's room with her to at least be like#well fawles was way older and idk she had a messed up childhood#doesn't remotely excuse her actions#again no real way to walk back killing your bf with cold medicine#but gant's level of forethought in his manipulation of lana is truly chilling#seeing an opportunity for murder and a way to ruin a family so you have someone under your thumb#like dude what did neil even ever do to gant to deserve that???#dude is so fucked up#and kristoph is def closer to his level#through sheer obsession and unflinching horror if nothing else#you can't hand a child poisoned nail polish and call it a good luck charm#and ever have a chance at justifying your actions
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biggest sin iggy has ever committed was teaching jaden how to feed cleanly
#me 2 heather. she doesnt even loosen her tie anymore..#iggy acts sort of like a sire to jaden while jaden is her guide to the 21st century#tbh iggy. i dont think learning abt the new millenium from an entitled faildaughter will provide any useful insight. but you do you#heather poe#vtm#jaden blackwood#ignatia vitali
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Beloved Mephisto,
You know naught about love.
(But Mephisto did in fact know
About the suffering brought about by this thing we call "love"
You just believed him to be incapable of it
Too arrogant for it, perhaps
Dear Gretchen,
You failed to notice
In your ignorance
That the devil might feel too)
#we are returning to our typical saru schedule after this. no more of this bs#the story of this is#its something that id like to think does not happen to feisaru. ergo i just. dont wanna put them into this.#i dont want to infllict this on them. its not a them issue#not authentically anyway. if you put them into these exact circumstances it well might habe been. but i really do not want to think abt that#my regular degular 21st century hs au feisaru is the bane of my existence i want to not think abt it at all costs#still#i hate this#i never want to do this again#never#ever#this sucked off my.. idek anymore what. its just so bitter#listening to the song helps btw. hate yourself - tv girl. that is the whole late stage dilemma of the relationship#the song would be blond directing this at red. caption starts out w red and goes over into blonde#redemption never wouldve danced with the devil. i have like 10 diff things for that in my head#this one just so happened#the people in the pic are impersonating gretchen and mephisto from faust. for a theatre thing. and heres a lil sth:#gretchen hates everything about mephisto. she is very faithful and mephisto's demonic presence so utterly grosses her out#sometimes i wonder if maybe it was a sign the roles were assigned like this#funfact blond does never want to dance with redhead again. they would much much rather do this with with someone else#'the taste of your salvation lingering on my tongue. not distant enough for me to forget what it was like but just far enough away to be#utterly unreachable'#ugh my head spins. i could say a lot. its just a matter of if its worth it. ive been thinking a lot. for years now. still much too late#kain kritzelt#my drawings#im good btw#i had nothing to ref from for redhead ahah. didn't feel like searching anything. so off the top of my head it is#this is the legendary edgeworth style frilly cravat shirt btw#blond is an awful person but they tried. it just never was enough. becoming less themself for that person redefining themself was never enou
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#al mughayir#israeli settlers#israeli settlements#illegal settlements#israel lies while Palestine dies#apartheid#save palestine#ethnic cleansing#israel is an apartheid state#seek truth#free palestine 🇵🇸#genocide#illegal occupation#israel is committing genocide#israeli war crimes#west bank#this was NEVER about Hamas!#israel is a terrorist state#israel is a war criminal#israel is not the victim#this is a modern day lynch mob#israel must fall#israel must be stopped#accountability isn't antisemitism#zionism is nazism for the 21st century#WWIII is going to have Israels fingerprints all over it#how the hell is this all being allowed to happen unchecked?#there is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people#there is no hope for humanity anymore#dystopian hellscape
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Gonna be totally honest, I don't get how anyone can feel actual dislike towards Thirteenth and series 11-12. Indifference, yes, hatred/dislike? Why?
Edit: aaaand this got long, like most of my DW rants. Settle in, grab a cup of tea, a... Handful of dirt.
I just rewatched Praxeus and Can You Hear Me (12x06-07) and they're so interesting? So refreshing?
Edit: I'm mostly talking about Praxeus here because that's the aspect I want to develop, but Can You Hear Me is also very interesting to discuss in regards to another aspect of the show, less meta and more narrative. We'll get back to this later. Maybe.
First, Segun Akinola's score is beautiful. I already talked about it in another one of my posts (that I'm not going to look up now otherwise I'll be up til dawn), but it's subtler than Murray Gold's, but still very present and atmospheric. It's melancholic, and metallic, and ethereal, very 2020s, which totally suits Thirteenth. She's very paradoxical, Thirteenth, she's both very present and very distant, exactly like the music that surrounds her. I feel like this gif below, from Praxeus, describes rather well the feelings Akinola's music incite. The sort of wonder and nostalgic anxiousness at the beauty, force and fragility of planet Earth.
Secondly, the storylines in general are so much more... I wanna say heavy, but not in a negative or literal way. Heavy, as in, they get you to places in your psyche that you hadn't considered before, or in a long time. Which is something that Doctor Who has always done, by the way. But the feeling I get from having watched 2 episodes of Eleventh, one of Twelfth and 2 of Thirteenth in 3 days, is that previous narratives don't want to be too explicit about what they're about.
I'll explain. Praxeus talks about pollution, of the planet and of our own health. Other DW episodes have talked about that theme (though I cant think of one right now), but always in a manner that lets the viewer be reassured/distracted by the scifi elements. Praxeus is direct, and real. And I know what the critics are, "it's so preachy, it's so paranoid, bla bla". But... It's not? It's the actual reality? And what is science-fiction if not putting in the light our reality? What is Doctor Who if not a show about humans and Earth, at its core? And yes, maybe it's much more direct than before, but I invite you to look around you, look at the 21st century, look at these first years of the 2020s. The time for subtlety and gentleness is long gone, direct action, direct call to what must be corrected is what's needed.
And that's the strength of Doctor Who, I think, its adaptability to its time.
#doctor who#dw#dw series 12#thirteenth doctor#13th doctor#jodie whittaker#dw meta#dw rant#rapha is being a whovian#praxeus#segun akinola#i'm going to finish rewatching series 12 and then i'll rewatch series 13#because i am ENJOYING it and 13th is a delight and yaz is my depressed lesbian sister and i adore them#and it's actually making me sad seeing people hate on them#maybe there are some weak episodes but that's not new - go back to look at the first seasons of new who - there was some bad there too#and it's not the writing. it's not a question of bad writing. it's just not.#my opinion is that people don't want to acknowledge that doctor who has always been about the hard truths of the universe in general and#our human western society of the 20th-21st centuries in particular and they're mad because now the writing is making it clear#but like. the very FIRST episode back in 1963 was about humans learning to use and make fire and starting some fires on the way#if that's not telling you everything you need to know about the show... i don't know what to tell you anymore#anyway this is getting super long#whovians i invite you to INTERACT with my rants it feels like y'all are sleeping#what's going on why are you as a collective fandom not liking meta discussions?#doctor who is such a perfect show for meta and literary analysis come talk to me
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listening to the old lover boy playlist when i thought the novel was about beaulix is so funny.....bitch this story is not a romance!
#rip lover boy 21st century edition 2023-2023 you're still there you're just not matching the vibe right anymore#but like you kind of are#i have to make a second lover boy playlist that captures the Grief better
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also the difference in orchestration vs the original vs later (movie) add ins is really interesting to me. we're subbing in something good in place of an ordinary couple in act ii and it has FOUR instrument changes between EH and oboe within the one number (a whopping 89 measures). only Once in the entire rest of the score (all original to the stage show. we didn't get the rights to i have confidence lol) is there an instrument change mid-number (it's during the dance in sixteen going on seventeen)
#sasha speaks#oboeposting#i wonder when something good was orchestrated. and by whom. it'd be interesting to see if it's the same as the original stage show's book#plus comparing to later written shows by other composers it seems like the closer you crept to the 21st century the more mid-number#instrument changes you're likely to get. when i did les mis they were all over the place#(granted les mis has some lengthy musical numbers/sequences but still)#maybe it's something to do with later shows trying to squeeze as much color/timbre change as possible out of as few instrumentalists#it's no secret that pits have trended smaller and smaller over the decades. even professional broadway and tour companies doing SoM#these days don't do the full orchestrations anymore. basically only opera houses and universities do bc they actually have full orchestras#at their disposal rather than pro musical theater companies who are hiring musicians on contract#anyway. interesting to me#(also i looooove playing EH in this there are some great EH lines in it)
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“showering every day strips yoyr skin of natural oils” “washing your hair regularly strips your hair of natural oils” IDGAF. nothing on this earth will ever convince me to stop carrying out basic hygiene all cuz some beauty guru swears by it
#im so sick of this shit what is going on anymore#its the 21st century why are increasing numbers of people convinced that washing themselves is bad ??!#maybe im factually wrong but i literally do not care im gonna keep showering every day#and im gonna keep washing my hair every day#and i dont care cuz it keeps me clean and not smelly. SHRUG#if you all wanna be smelly in the name of ~natural oils~ then whatever anymore#brot posts#*if you have an actual skin condtion where showering too often does make your skin like actually Not Good#then this isnt about you
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Am i the only one who finds it funny that the white guy from the 1940s, one of the only people who could use the excuse that theyre just a product of their time to be racist cause they didnt get to experience any of the development inbetween then and now, is the one that goes and lives in Africa for a while then comes back to the states and intergrates himself into a black family.
#Like both bucky and steve woke up in the 21st century and were just like#Oh we like black people now? About fucking time#Shuri def gave bucky a crash course in everything not to say anymore#And he took notes like a good little student#And i love that for him#marvel#bucky barnes
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People hate women who don't look desirable for them so much, especially if its a woman who dared to be seen on the internet bc she is a singer or a streamer or a sportswoman or any other job that makes you visible for thousands of ppl.
Leave her alone!!! Get a job. Get a hobby. Get out
#personal#you are always a woman until some jerk decides that u look ugly for him so he tries to make it your problem#how dare you exist if he thinks that you are ugly??? women all should look pleasing and hot and be available always#and these assholes don't even think its weird to talk like that#they say even more vile shit than their asshole ancestors and its the 21st century#i shouldn't be surprised but like we need to shame anyone who calls a woman a man bc that's like middle school type of a swear#how the hell we are living in the world where its still an okay thing to try to humiliate a person with this bullshit#im so mad if i made any mistakes in the words im sorry but like i can't even use english anymore i feel nauseous
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i'm still confused how does one die from orientalism (if you didn't see my previous reblog, this is going to make no sense)
"orientalism: western scholarly discipline of the 18th and 19th centuries that encompassed the study of the languages, literatures, religions, philosophies, histories, art, and laws of asian societies, especially ancient ones"
?????????????????????????????
#HOW SHALL I DIE? AM I GETTING SMITED FROM MY ANCESTORS FOR ORDERING PANDA EXPRESS????#we're not even in the 19th or 18th century anymore!!!! it's the 21st century girl#this is a joke but still
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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...
#the picture of dorian gray#lit#this is a pointless text post#guess what i read for the first time in the year of our lord 2023#and yes this is a real review on storygraph that i took a screenshot of. you people are so stupid god bless#girl he literally censored it himself did your edition have 0 introduction or background at all#greatest (s)hits#book discourse
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