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enbeemagical · 5 months ago

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one difference in Odysseus's and Percy Jackson's luck is that Percy's godly dad doesn't play favorites and therefore sea voyages are about three thousand times easier especially after Percy and his friends blind Polyphemus (again)

another reason is that Percy is a 21st century teenager and not an ancient Greek warrior king and would not do things like killing a baby

#i keep coming back to when polyphemus is like ''ill tell my dad and he'll sink your ship!'' bc that worked before #and percy is like ''dad doesn't play favorites!''#if odysseus were a son or grandson of poseidon i bet he would've made it home with the majority of his crew intact #polyphemus: dAAAAAD I GOT HURT #poseidon: WHO WAS IT #polyphemus: odysseus! of ithaca! kill him!#poseidon: hang on of ithaca? hmm. odysseus. he's one of mine. sorry son im not getting in the middle of this sibling squabble #and then ody&co had smooth sailing for the rest of their journey home #epic the musical #percy jackson #also if zeus told percy to kill a baby percy would be like no thats wrong im not gonna #zeus: do it or he'll kill you and everyone you love #percy i-refused-immortality jackson: this is the 21st century we don't do that anymore. that is so messed up #i need to reread the pjo books theyre so good

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