#1k+ notes

[the-sand-guardian]

last night i dreamt that elon musk was getting bullied so hard on Twitter (due to the connoreatspants stream) that he took down the entire website and sold it to john green for $80. Because he deleted the entire thing and destroyed everything, when you went to the website it just had a banner of John saying "Sorry about him, twitter will be back soon" and promoting his new book

[jasondeansgothwife]

happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day

[sugakookiesbutbadass]

[deertism]

♱ ── gothic banner mask , f2u w credit

[datasoong47]

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[greenleaf4stuff]

i am completely flabbergasted that this has gotten so many notes. I feel like I am in a fever dream. I also feel like I am in very, very good company.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[boltlightning]

it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[jasondeansgothwife]

two minutes into a will wood song and i’m either face down on the floor thinking about all my mental illnesses or strutting around the room pretending i’m a cartoon villain. what does he put in that shit

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[wikicamp2]

[datasoong47]

[tinywafflerat]

RAGATHA IS A HORSE GIRL CANON