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Do country music fans every attack male country artists for speaking out about social issues or just... the women?
#country music#shania twain#kelsea ballerini#the chicks#country music fans complain about cancel culture when#morgan wallen#was called out for saying the N slur#then cancel any female artist who says anything about social issues they don't agree with???#like country music fans SUCK#and 9/11 is to blame for the shift
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If Jesus Came Back Today, What Would He Say to America?
He wasnât who they expected him to be. He said things they didnât expect him to say. In a dramatic passage from the Book of Revelation, John described Jesus as the Alpha and Omega and the King of Kings; but letâs not forget that he had a very different role when he first came to earth. Isaiah 53 portrays a man who was rejected and spurned by the very people he came to save. While he was here onâŚ
#Isaiah 53:2-5#Jesus#John 13:34#John 16:33#Leviticus 19:11-15#Luke 17:2#Mark Twain#Matthew 25:40#say
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Since i know no one will see this:
1 note and i will email my therapist
ok so for this one,, like since then i have emailed my therapist?? that counts right????? tbh i dont even know what to talk abt anymore, but i do have a session with her so dw
2 notes and ill put my laundry away
ughâŚ.. stupid. internet.. making me do things that will make my life easierâŚ. gugh yeah i put my laundry away!!!!! everyone clap now
5 notes and ill try to brush my teeth more often
ok so like for this one i found this video https://youtu.be/pvutTiPY7q8?si=PASnBmUXZ0xiHzWM imma sing this song to myself every tike i dont feel like brushing my teeth
youtube
6 notes and ill try to put on cream for my dermatitis (anxiety hives!!! yayyy!!!!) more often
just did it hehe :) tho it is getting a little worse and my kitten scratched me on top of it đ
10 notes and ill attempt to learn my timestables
11 notes and ill study for my exams
my exams are over!!!! so idk what to do for this one? maybe ill go do my homework instead
20 notes and ill try to go one day without using my pc/phone
30 notes and ill vaccum (more bc we just adopted kittens) my room entirely
40 notes and ill try to explain my depression to my mom again
50 notes and ill clean my locker out at school
imma do this tmr!!!
i forgot đ someone remind me
80 notes and ill fix the posters that are falling off of my wall and are probably going to rip soon
doing this rn! taking dinner break
100 notes and ill REALLY unpack everything with my therapist
maybe tmr?
we talked about medication and kittens, also exams so like success??
200 notes and ill ask my mom if we can go to my go and get! me! medicated!
ill discuss w therapist tmr
discussed with therapist, we are now getting the conversation started with my mom and are going to see what my gp says after that!! :) ty to everyone in the notes rooting for meds
300 notes and ill re organise my bookshelf
400 notes and ill clean all of the mold off of my wall
damn đđđđđđđ ion wannaaaaaaaa
this is a weekend activity tbh, and idk if its even going to BE this weekend :P
500 notes and ill clean the mold off of my roof
600 notes and ill try sewing some new clothes
i crocheted a scarf!!! does that count?
700 notes and ill buy some new shoes
800 notes and ill check out dnd club at school (im scared)
900 notes and ill come up with more goals
edit: broâŚâŚ. đ
so im gonna take my time w these bc there is a lot to go thru!! i will try my best to remember to update!!! ty for notes :)
- random internet stranger
edit 2: WTF 1000 NOTES GUYS CHILL
ok so like i have to come up with more goals now???
1500 and ill start taking study notes with a study method (rb with study method that is your fav eg cornell method)
1700 and ill attempt to hype myself up enough to eat at school (long story, germs)
2000 notes and ill start whatever book wins this poll:
#funny#lol#meme#<- since i know no one will see this i may aswell give it a chance right?#dont make me get my life together im begginf đđ#Youtube
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"You saw it?"
"For a second. Yeah. I saw one."
"Start at the beginning."
"Hoo. Okay. Uhhh... It was 77. I think. I was air force. Or, hypnoengineering support staff contracted to help out around St. Louis."
"That's how you came into your supply of JVH-1"
"It was JVH-11 actually, and yeah, the fuckin, uh- the requisitions officer at Scott was an old buddy of mine. We used to fuck around in college before I, you know-"
"Yes I understand."
"I worked records for Sears-Roebuck, I had all the accounting expertise, as well as a ready supply of LSD."
"How did you start?"
"Oh it was easy at first. Really just selling off phials of the new experimental stuff to finance guys. They'd go nuts for the stuff, pay top dollar for it too. Hell, I could get 100$ for a milliliter. Made it easy to keep my contacts bought in and re-invested. Honestly I don't think the req office would even know that we were skimming if they weren't in on it.
But, you know how it is with hypnoregulation. Transchronological market data is worth it's weight in diamond. It started with the odd photo of a 2q-week readout, then biometric data, then, uh- then. Well, we decided to try it ourselves."
"You attempted full sub-finantial emmanation?"
"No no god no, what're you nuts? No, see. We figured if one person can meld their brain with the market, we just had to get as close as we could to that guy, and mark the twain, hypnologically speaking."
"Mark the twain?"
"Yeah, see, okay. A plutophant in full emmanation isn't like us. We exist at a single point in time, an R1 rational market actor. But they exist in multiple points in time, back in 77, I think the government could hit R6 with that analogue tech. Most people can hit R2 with a single hit of JVH-1, with practice you can hit R3, but anything higher than R3 takes a pretty serious support team. But here's the thing, I had a whole cadre of co-implicated members of a military grade hypnoengineering support team. All we needed was the space."
"The warehouse. Schaeffer Marble and Tile was it?"
"Bingo. See here's the thing. You know why the government had to start building those special regulation temples? It's not just for security. Once you crack the R6 barrier, Plutophants start leaving what's called a wake. You know, like a fuckin, uh, like a boat. They're imperceptible to normal people, but if you have sensitive enough instruments or, say, a person in the edge of sub-market emmanation.
See the government didn't know at the time, but if you balanced the drugs just right, and kept someone right on the edge of R4, you could actually read the plutophant's interpretations by their wake rather than their direct neurofeedback. It's not nearly as precise, but if you have a good team and you know what to look for, you can get some really, really valuable market data that way."
"And your co-worker?"
"You mean Mills? Fuck. Yeah...Mills. Right."
"Take your time."
"No, no I'm good. It's... It's uh, It's dangerous. Brains aren't meant to take that much JVH-11 all at once. We could stay on R4, but what we didn't have was a recovery team, or a medical team, or recon team. It was me, Mills, Israel, Connaught, and Marsh. The five of us were the only ones in the soup. Bruso was running the machines and Lasker was monitoring the readout."
"Can you tell us what happened?"
"Yeah. Yeah. It was a normal intrusion. Hypnogrid emmanation is pretty simple with our tech and support. Sedation was all green, hypnoinduction was green. Smooth as silk. Landed about 40 minutes from our work location. We had the codes from the IRSAW people that morning, all we had to do was maintain hypnoinduction for 40 minutes while traversing the colon and we'd be able to-"
"I'm sorry, colon?"
"Oh come on. Colon. Collective Unconscious. Col-Un. Colon."
"I- of course. Continue."
"Hey, have you ever been on a dive before?"
"Can we focus on your statement?"
"It's important. I need to know if this next bit is gonna make sense to you or not."
"I've undergone basic anti-intrusion training standard for IRS investigation task force officers."
"So you've done safe dives. White room? Castle training? Putting up the wall? All that jazz?"
"That's correct."
"Did they ever tell you why it's dangerous to perform off-site hypnoincursion in meta-unstsble hypnospace?"
"They did."
"Well they're lying...don't look at me like that. I'm not bullshitting you. They're lying...there's...there's shit out there okay? There's things out there."
"Mills?"
"Yeah. Mills. Uh..."
"Take your time."
"Yeah yeah. Quit interruptin me. Mills... Uh, yeah so we were T-Plus 30 into the dive. Bruso gives us a heads up that some hypnoflora is headed our way, but can't get a read on mass. Says we should steer clear, but we are so close. Israel had handled some hypnoflora before, so we weren't worried. But it was... I dunno. I can't explain."
"Do your best."
"Like. Okay. Meta-unstsble dives are fucked. They're acid trips. The St. Louis hypnoscape already doesn't look normal, but Scott Base looked like some kinda bastard lovechild of a medieval castle and a seashell, all twisting up into itself. The streets were a chessboard, and all the streetlights we're these tall kinda mannequin lookin' things holding a tiny sun in their hand. Everything is fucked, it's all topsy turvy. But it's okay, because it's meta-unstable hypnospace, its not SUPPOSED to be normal. And then there was a Red Sock."
"Like for the feet?"
"No. Like. In the middle of this fucked up dreamscape, there's suddenly a batter for the Boston Red Sox. He's standing there, maybe 50 feet away. He's got a bat in one hand and a mitt in the other, and he's just kinda walking towards us. Nobody really knew what to do. It didn't look dangerous, but something wasn't right. It didn't fit. We just kinda stood there, looking at the thing. Israel starts talking to Bruso, asking him what to do. Suddenly, Bruso is screaming at us, telling us to book it. He's screaming into the com, telling us to prepare for de-emmanation. Nobody knows what's happening. Israel is suddenly standing between Mills and the Red Sock, and..."
"Any information you can recall could be of use."
"It's...it's mostly feeling at this point. You ever been having a normal dream? Like, a good, normal dream? And suddenly you realize that something is really, really wrong? There's signs. For me? It's that the lights go out. Suddenly day turns to night, and something about this batter just makes me want to curl up and hide. Suddenly, moving through the world is like trying to swim through molasses. I try to run, but nothing moves, and everything is dark. The world is shifting. There's shadows under the bathroom door that can't be happening. A man who looks like Jesus. An old and terrible house and an old man with no name whose face I can't remember. The batter swings at Mills and she just...vanishes. Shes gone. Bruso pulls us out a second later."
"So this, batter killed Ms. Mills?"
"No."
"No?"
"No. We get out, she's comatose. Whatever that thing did to her, she was still in hypnospace. I gave her a hot shot of barbiturates. Her brain activity slowed to R0 after about 90 seconds."
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Mare & the Wolverine | good poison | Logan Howlett
summary: Laughlin City, an Eden of promise. Or destiny.
warnings: AU, age gap, strangers to friends, friends to lovers, eventual romance, violence, angst, trauma, religion, self-insert, self-esteem issues, chance meetings, alcohol, grief/morning, mutual pining, falling in love, slow-ish burn, fluff and angst, canon-typical violence, virginity, reposted from my old account.
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âIâve never met a more obsessive, religiously fanatical, irresponsible press professional in my entire career, McAfferyâand Iâve been doing this thirty fucking years!â
âTold you to drop that mutant BS, McAfferyââ
Blue light from her phone lights up the shadowed seat beside her, interrupting the cruel sting of thoughts lapping her brain like a pace car. Redlined and leading, her attention briefly drifts from the yellow lines of highway to the bright screen that lingersâto the text bubble with the little avatar face of who else but her mother, checking in on her for only the fiftieth time tonight.Â
âIâm fine, ma,â she sighs to empty space around her. A glance upward through the windshield to the night sky canvases unfamiliar constellations, stars sheâs never seen this far north. Living north all her life had prepared her for a lot of, well, Canadaâ but not the stars. There seemed to be more of them, dancing in troops that quickened the soul. Theyâd been hanging in the sky for hours, now, and every time her gaze flicked upânever saw the same cluster. Â
Diiiing. The sound avalanches in the cab, almost. âJeez, Iâm fine, â itâs more of a growl than anything as she reaches for the phone. Silences it. Practically tossing it to the cup holder, she shifts a little further against her seat, her ass into the three decade-old cushion just like sheâd been doing for two days. Shoulders pressing back into the material of her seatback, a slight shiver races up her spine where frigid air snakes into the cab of the Jeep between gaps in soft-top canvasâirritates the hunger thatâs been low simmering in her stomach since before the sun had disappeared.Â
A quick GPS consult and civilization is less than ten miles on her course. It promises a bar, a Motel 6, some gas. Nothing fancy. Reading in-between trying to stay between yellow highway lines reveals that Laughlin City is a logging community, one of those letâs-film-a-cheesy-Hallmark-romance little sports that show up in romantic novels and on travel blogs. Itâs quiet with a limited population, mountainside and traditional. Perfect.Â
Starting directions to Laughlin City, youâre on the fastest routeâ-
âConsidering I donât see any freeways, I guess that tracks,â Frick, Iâm turning into my mother talking to myselfâ and she had been, for two days. But thatâs probably fine, better to keep herself company in the off-hours of radio. She couldnât bear any more talk radio, didnât have the caffeine or the patience to relive the same Shania Twain cassette tape for a twentieth time.Â
Sighing, her head kicks back a little against the hard headrest behind her. Brightness from the GPS route is white-hot and blinding, has Mare McAffery turning her phone screen down to the fading 90s-print material of the passenger seat. She can see the little cloud from the hard breath she lets escape from between her lips, which subliminally raises the air on her arms. Sends a stab of cold through the bones in her hands. Even with air bursting from the defrost, itâs cold. Colder here, farther north, than her familyâs quiet little farmland Minnesota home for this time of yearâa t-shirt had felt like a good idea this morning at the truck stop. Splashing water on her face and smiling into sunshine.Â
Her eyes drift to the dash clock as a hand reaches behind her to grope for the hoodie sheâd abandoned. A little after 11âher time. Back home. Mare has no idea what time it is in Canada, under foreign stars and among unknown mountains. Though, really it doesnât matterâtime is a construct when youâre on the road. When you donât really have anywhere to be in all that much of a hurry, when youâre getting out of Dodge and rethinking every strategic decision of your life.
God, what am I doing? Where are You in this? And the thought is random. Had been, for days. Quitting her job on the spot three weeks ago had felt like the move of the century, like a Neil Armstrong one-giant-leap-for-mankind on the moon type of deal. Once in a lifetime, defining. Mustâve been what the fathers of her nation felt, rising up to slay the Goliath oppressing them into submissionâsheâd bucked the power of corporate America, felt the sting of her whip for a final count.Â
Thereâd never been more peace, more purpose about her life than in that moment, smiling down her nose at her boss. Knowing sheâd left him in the lurch, had upset his canoe. Upstream without a paddle, take that you scumsucking piece of trash. Her guts had nearly risen up to her throat with the flood of pure adrenaline. Bolstered, like a shooting starâ all hot and undiscerning strength. Every disgruntled employee in the history of the working class before her, caged within her bones. Finding justice in this one act, this flight. High flying and empowered, sheâd crashed through the glass ceilingâunscathed, unravished. Free.Â
Or so she prayed.Â
Reality rose up to strike her like plague, chastened and vengeful. Leaving behind ghosts and midnight phantoms to haunt her even in sleep, her fears. Disease eating away at the flesh of her life, an insatiable predator unrelenting until satisfied. Picking its teeth with the bones of her future, the unknown. Grinning at her like a subtle, close-to-the-chest demon of her own making. Tapestry of her life began to unravel, unfurled by her own bravada, her own shield of faith in the unknown. Days bled eternally into weeks. Networking spiderwebbed away in the wind, disheveled and thin. Nothing aside from Oh-honey-Iâm sorryâs and though-your-qualifications-are-impressive-we-regretâ s.Â
Word traveled fast in rocks and cows country, not-the-Twin-Cities Minnesota. Whoever didnât look on her with sympathy dug her grave, or threw dirt on open wounds festering with her own shame. Nobody was eager to onboard the bloodhound trailblazing young lady with starry eyes and Superman hope.Â
Singlehandedly sheâd brought coverage of the communityâs less-than-human population to hometown families and cropfarmers, faces nobody in her world desired. Theyâd kept the mutants at armâs length, in the city and away from the grass that dances on the prairie; innocence of country living. Nobody wanted them in their ZIP code, their school districtsâaccidents raised taxes. No mayor wanted to address the subject at press conferences or on small city councils, no school board wanted funding for safe rooms or SPED. Better to lock them away in the concrete jungle of downtown, anonymous faces in a sea crying out for representation.Â
Disarming a populationâs ignorance had been a savage fightâsoul crushing and abusive. Her head had been piked in every town-gossip-over-coffee table in the entire township, her familyâs name raked over the coals in the editorials. Recklessly brave, but the greater good had come at a high, not-so-good price. Expensive for an under-thirty young little thing with bright aspirations, with a family standing behind her as pillars in a crumbling, paralyzed community. Â
Better to turn a blind eye to the unfortunates than lend a hand likely to be bit, was the argument. Lambs to slaughter, all of her anonymous mutant sources had eviscerated from contact seemingly overnightâlost to anonymity, to the underworld of obscurity and fear.Â
Foolish, simpleminded. White washed tombs, dens of vipers. Disheartened âdidnât they seeâ?Â
A glance into the rearview and sheâs able to make out the almost-cavernous upset digging trenches in the skin of her brow, the veil thatâs overtaken once-bright eyes. All noted, even in the glare of blue light and shadows. She exhales deep and feels it, between her ribs. In, outâone, two, three; let it go, let it go let it go. That burning knot of lava thatâs parked in between her shoulder blades shakes just a little, breaks apart. And for a brief moment, thereâs cool relief that comes with another bite of May wind. Chases all the way down her spine, nips at her collarbones.Â
Her grip tightens on the wheel, highway stretched unforgiving. Mocks her, reminding her how far away sheâs attempting to fly, to hide . Inky midnight fans out before herâ a lover, shadowing the world beyond the headlights of the Jeep Wrangler. Promising to hide her away, in a new world. The Wrangler seems to roar, engine loud in the empty night air, humming and thunking like old horsepower does. Whether in protest or jubilation, sheâs not sure. Doesnât even know if she wants to be.Â
A wing and prayer. Sheâs left on a wing, with a prayerâitâll carry her. To Laughlin, at least.Â
Tires eat pavement like a beast, thrum thrum, thrumming away underneatht the rig almost in perfect step with the rabbit heartbeat kicking in her chest. Hears every rotation of rubber against asphalt through the canvas top. Tastes the cold bite of May night seeping through gaps and vinyl windows, cooling that still-there heat between her shoulders, that ache in the back of her eyes.Â
Fiddling with the radio for the local news distracts her from GPS directions for a heartbeat. Almost missing the turnoff, she more forgoes the stop sign than actually misses it, engaging the clutch and brake to downshift. Skirting by the blaring scarlet of the sign, thereâs no sign of headlights any direction at the four way. Except, in the distance, maybe five or so miles.
Between trees that canopy and dart in the breeze, trying to keep civilization a secret from the unsuspecting. Warring against the moon for rights to illuminate, to pierce through the veil of nightâmountain peaks like dark sentinels, threatening and breathtaking in the faraway. Sits like a lion, stirring at the presence of the intruding Daniel.Â
Laughlin City.Â
âBingo.âÂ
Mopping droplets of sweat pearling up from between his facial hair hasnât ever felt more like a chore than it does right now, in the flickering light of a too-late pub crawling with county lowlives and province nobodies. Every muscle burns with adrenaline that pistons through his veins like a hot steamroller, flattening any thought other than sucking air into his chest. Logan Howlett swears to God he can feel his very bronchial tubes with every pull of thick, curling airâwouldnât be surprised if he couldnât label every cell, working in unison to stitch him back together.Â
Itâs a delicate dance, healing after a fight. Body goes to work even before new wounds hit homeârecovering from old ones, almost anticipating where new ones will land. Takes a significant amount of energy, a high unlike any amphetamine can deliver. Hot, heavy, painful bliss. That feel-good, fuck-this-is-perfect way heâs only ever experience in one other wayâand thatâs cock deep, in the right woman, red lines flaming down the length of his back. Itâs taken a lifetime to ignore the adrenaline, the feel good burn of flesh stitching itself piece by piece. Wounds numbing over as the body corrects. Blood cut off from oxygen, sealed behind skin and screaming behind new scars. Bones correcting from fracture, pulled together with God-perfect precision no ER could ever match. Marrow stretching, cartilage welding back together. Feeling coming back with just as much prejudice as it had when it went.Â
And itâs no different tonight, after a fight. Adamantium in his hands trembles, quakes with every beat of his pulse. Cold, itching with a sensation that only means one thingâ air. Oxygen. Oxygen that fuels rage, that feeds the fire of release thatâs a blazing furnace almost carved into the length of his spine. Bones, their marrow, they want air â crave it like demons. Flogging his soul like Christ at the crucifixion, crucifying him to the never-ending torment of holding it all together. Of balancing the line of monster and man, mortal and mutant. Ravages his will, rapes him of innocence, even in his youth. Even as a boy, even as Jamesâ heâd never had innocence. What even was purity to a man born to die but forced to live?Â
Heâd always been this, this h eld-together-with-threadbare-stitches-of-his-own-resolve carcass aching to die. Searching to live.
And it takes will, to live. Will of the ages, hills. Steadfastness of mountains to maintain the barrier between resolution and absolution. To not let go âto deny the impulses that scream through his blood like phantoms. Even the very stones beneath his feet cry out for his blood, for justice. Justice that had been lost through time, as others pass away. As he lives. His sins fade with those in graveclothes, but they haunt him like shadows. Peaceless life, ravaged. An ever-present war that carousels about his psyche.Â
Donât let go, Loganâdonât let them see you. Light a cigar. Suck in some brandy. Drown out the memories, the tombstones of everything heâs ever felt in his life rising up from buried graves and nameless mantras. Itâs not for you, itâs for them. Never for you, always for themâ
ââhey, you. Yeah, youâ Mutton Chops. Yeah. Itâs Wolverine, right?âÂ
He would chuckle if it wasnât so ridiculous. Mutton Chops?Â
Fingers scratch through the longer hairs, the corner of his mouth teases up with an amused smirk. Figures, they are a little dated. But, he enjoys themâhe likes the way looks, always had. Cut a fine figure, and if he didnât let himself know it, the women did. Been mooning over him since God knew . If he didnât hate the attention, if he didnât hate being seen; mingling with the echelon of the common manâ-he could have any tit and skirt he wanted, most places. A few years of fucking anything that walked had lost its charm swiftly, and with gusto.Â
Logan had learned early that he needed very few things in life to live, to survive. Living demanded the basic essentials, and a man isnât truly a man unless he makes his own way. Women, wellâgirls were a luxury . Rubies and emeralds among the silver and golds of the everyday. High prices. Precious things in the eyes of God and the male sex, to be worshiped. Certainly so, canât argue with the Twains and Shakespeares, the Psalmists of the agesâbut they werenât necessary. Not to survive. Little delicacies to make the journey tolerable, but not necessary. Privileges never were. Â
âWolverineâIâm talkin â to you!âÂ
But the alias is familiar, but the voice isnât. Logan tosses back the bite of brandy that burns all the way down, snaps his attention from the bottom of the shot glass to the guy coming up behind him. Feet heavy, heâs at least six-two, two-fifty at a glance guess. Beer gut and a bald dome, some redheaded tart from across the bar reaching to pull him back. May as well be Vegas neon. Troubleâdouble order, by the looks of it.Â
Shoulda been my middle name, âIn some circles,â warmth skates into his blood, pulling at the attitude simmering at the edges of his resolve, âwhoâs askinâ?â Fixing the edge of his shirt around the waist of his jeans, Logan ignores the instinctual twinge of pain that ricochets between his knuckles. One slip of his self control and thereâs hell to payâbloody, tastes-like-cold-steel hell.
Instead, his arms find the smooth bartop, glass hitting the bar with a crack. Logan pushes it away knuckles first, fingers tapping for another round. The bartender, he knows her as Sueâan aging sixties belle, witchy hair thatâs perpetually pinned up in a clipâbreezes by and snatches it away, promising him another with a hoarse, been-smoking-for-four-decades rasp. In seconds and the dark liquid spills into the shot glass, crystalline and pretty.Â
Logan waves her come with two fingers, easing a little deeper into his usual barstoolâthe barstool heâs been parked in for eight months. Rolls a shoulder. A delicious little burn of healing muscle, dissipating bruises. Common place after a fight in the cageâthereâs not enough curiosity in the eyes that are watching him. And heâs counting the paces of Big Boy coming up behind him, can feel the manâs anger from here. Tangible and inbred, like heâs been sucking the tit of pissed off since toddlerhood.Â
The manâs huge hand is on his shoulder, jerking him back enough that it makes the barstool swivel. Loganâs spine snaps with alarm, with the initial gut punch of response. And heâs surprised with himself for a few heartbeats, that heâs chosen to shrug off the manâs arm instead of separate it from his body. A low, rumbling thunder of a growl simmering in his chest is almost animal, and he narrows a glare at the stranger.Â
Sweating like a stuck pig, the manâs face is red as a beet. Heâs a blush from either absolutely going batshit or having a coronaryâLogan isnât sure which heâd prefer. âI lost four hundred bucks because of you, Wolverine,â the name leaves his mouth with hacking spit, on the crescendo of a trail of spit that hits the floor at Loganâs feet in a wet plop .Â
And for a second Logan expected Shit-For-Brainâs to continue, but he just stands there, sucking air.
âTough luck,â Loganâs brows pop tall before furrowing into a hard line, irritation snapping his tone like a fractured bone. Palming the pocket of his leather jacket taking up space on the barstool next to him, he manages a cigar from the pocket, with the God-knew-how-old Zippo. His favorite, heâd had it sinceâwell. He didnât keep track of trinkets. âLong odds, I guess.â
âThe fuck you say?âÂ
He sighs. Deeply. Almost from the depths of his patience God has bestowed. âAnythinâ I can say thatâll make you vanish, bub?â Beer Belly doesnât even flinch, except the hinge of his jaw snaps open. It could almost sway in the wind. Another sigh, âTake my word for it. Cut your losses and get Little Miss Strawberry Tart outta hereâmaybe sheâll cut you a deal on the way out.âÂ
In a matter of seconds the guyâs face drops into a gape only a choking fish could probably manage, and he really isnât that far removed with all his sticky sweat making him look like a drowned, overfat bass. He stops sucking air like an emphysemic, maybe too stupefied to remember how. Loganâs fingers flick the flint of the lighter, cigar between his teeth as it bobs into the flame. Almost immediately, the thick curl of smoke stings his noseâchases the brandy in his throat, something magnificent . Fucking delicious.Â
Small mercies, God bless them. Breathing in a wave of the thick, hot tobacco, it settles in the mesh of his lungs in a way that would probably kill lesser menâmen who couldnât die, anyway. He could fucking orgasm with how good this smoke burns, bleeding into his blood like good poison, and the exhale he gives may as well whip fifty pounds off the back of his shoulder. His head kicks back, brow furrowing as it cants to the side, taking in the craft of the ceiling. Brass tileâ pricy . Riz didnât strike him as a man with taste, but, stranger things. Interesting.Â
In a flesh of fat and hairless dome, the manâs fist is curled around the collar of Loganâs shirtâhe plucks him off the stool as if he werenât anything more than a sack of meat. Surprise drops his cigar to the floor at his feet, the toes of his boots scuffing boardsâand one glance to the manâs flexed arm reveals itâs absolutely straining for Beer Belly to suspend his bodyweight in the open. The vein in his temple throbs, cheeks almost purple as he splutters for air. Spit flies. Mingles in Loganâs beard.Â
Revolting, but, give it a few seconds andâ-
His boots find the floor heartbeats later, unphased. Loganâs turn, and it gives him great pleasure backhanding the man with his knuckles. Turning his head, saliva flying in trails of thick spit that hit somewhere he couldnât care less about. Drive him half a step back, bring him back with his fist in tubbyâs shirtâand mutant strength makes him weigh next to nothing. A little weight there, but nothing muchâLogan could separate his spine from the rest of him without hesitation, thinking. Would be as easy as fileting a fat trout.Â
The burn in his muscles feels magical. And in three, two, oneâhe releases. Blood springs from between his knuckles, dribbling to the floor in fat drops. Scarlet stains adamantium, pearling along blades that all but sparkle in the perfect-low of pub lights. The burst of adrenaline immediately ravages the burn of pain, his bones all but ringing, chanting jubilation. And it feels so good, sometimesâso good to not have to hold back, to embrace the pain of living .Â
Milkwhite, the manâs eyes havenât unwelded from the blades dripping with Loganâs blood as they hover a breath from the fat flesh of his double-chin. Logan can see his life flashing through his eyes, like a film reelâevery manâs always does in the face of death, his face. Heâs shaking, Loganâs muscle absorbs every earthquake that pulses through the manâs frame. Shakes more than mostâand that says more than it would, to many. Cowardâs heart. Shriveled and died before they even got a chance to respond, heâd seen it before. Always took the easy way out. Talked big, acted small. His date would have better luck with an idiot savant than a coward, if Beer Belly here wasnât a two-for-one.Â
King Solomon had it right. Nothing new under the sun.Â
âTold you to cut your losses,â itâs a snarl. Gravelled and aged, like every time before. Less human than monster, but he likes the fearâthe respect âfloating up to the manâs eyes from his soul. Logan releases him roughly, sending him foot over foot towards his date, across the floor. âTake her home before you regret somethinâ else.âÂ
Strawberry redhead is at his side, looking him over before she turns to consider Logan. She couldnât have been more than twenty-something, too young to be running with a greaseball nobody with male pattern baldness and a Viagra problem. But tears run freely down her face all the same, as if she caresâ and she probably does, because thatâs the way of things. People care. Itâs a human trait. Â
All Logan can see is her enchantment with him. She isnât afraid. While her date may have a cowardâs heart, she certainly doesnâtâno common sense, a dense head, sure. But no fear. Funny how that works.
Heâd smile if he wasnât so pissed off, tired. And she doesnât look him in the eyeâher gaze is rooted on his hand, now at his side. His blood hanging out on the floor. She blinks, only looks up at his face when the adamantium on display disappears between his fingers, sliding home in a way that echoes throughout his entire frame. Evidence of them begins to disappear as his flesh works to hide away familiar wounds, correct old sins.Â
Her mouth, too, gapes like a fish. Nothing new. âYouâreâŚ.youâreâ wow, youâre aââÂ
âânobody you should care about, kid.â And thatâs the long and short truth of it.Â
Logan watches her helpâheâs discovered his name is Haroldâstand to his full height. Helps him sulk into a corner chair like a whipped puppy, and even from here, the purple on his jaw is already dark. Probably broken, but thereâs little to do about it.Â
Brushing off his arm, Logan lifted his other hand to examine itâpearls of blood. Still fresh on his skin. Evidence of their birth long since healed, he stretched his fingers before his thumb rubs between each knuckle, feeling. As if heâs never felt them beforeâbecause every time, the pain feels like itâs genesis. The beginning, new. A thrill unlike any other, in a sadistic kind of way that gives him life. Hopeâthat heâs still feeling.Â
Turning to retrieve his cigar smoldering on the floor, Logan replaces it in the corner of his mouth. Takes another full breath, sinks low onto the barstool. The sting in his hands has almost entirely dissipated into tingling numbness, and thatâs goodâSue knocks his drink to a stop in front of him. Shakes her head as her eyes landscape him up and down, like theyâre digging his grave. She isnât mad, he knows thatâSue has seen him rough up more than one Tom, Dick, Harry in this place. Itâs like the revolving sunâthey come in. Fight the cage. They lose, get pissed, and he knocks them on their ass. Simple science, really.Â
Less dangerous and more dangerous all at the same damn time.Â
âFeel better?â Thin, vein-tracked arms fold in front of her gravity-inspired chest. Heavy laden with turquoise and other painted stones, sheâs the picturesque woman of her ageâall gypsy, little else. If theyâd be deep south in States, Sue could be confused for a bayou witch. And, thinking about her stirring a little pot of potions and cackling on to swamp creatures would be something else entirely.Â
He chuckles, the mental picture amusing. Leaning forward a little on his arms, his brow peaks up a little. âNow thereâs a question if I ever heard one,â his lips purse into a slow smile before he sits back, scratches his fingers through his sideburnsâ mutton chops, poor Harold had called them. âWhat do you think?â Â
A lesser man wouldnât hear it, but that bottom hinge on the front door howls something terrible in the rain. Signaling another interloper in their midst, Sueâs eyes flick past him to consider the body. It lasts a heartbeat, maybe the flow of blood, before her gaze is back to himâobviously no threat. Except, her arthritic hands reaching for a towel moves her a little closer, and she nods towards the door.Â
âI think youâd better behave yourself,â she gestures with her chin towards the door, ânew blood walkinâ in, Logan honey.â Nodding his understanding, he drags again at his cigar, then turns his head over his shoulder to eyeball the new bodyâ- âNever seen her before. States girl, if I ever saw one,â Sueâs tongue clicks in the pocket of her cheek, âPoor thingâs wet as a drowned lizard. What she do, park half a mile away?âÂ
Drowned lizard? âAnyone ever told you youâre somethinâ else, Sue?âÂ
âPlentyâbut donât ask, Logan. Some things stay dead when you bury âem.â Her wink makes him snort, as if itâs something to joke aboutâand it is, really. To a man who flirts with death and defies it at every turn, nothing really surprises him anymore. The grave is little more than a calling card, and Sue knows that. Riz knows that. Everyone here knows this, but, chooses instead to look the other wayâsee him for what he is.Â
Sueâs crooking a come finger at new blood before sheâs even fully parted ways with him. âHiya, honey. Câmere, sit downâwe donât bite.â Logan raises a Really? brow at her before Sue waves him off with a flapping hand. It takes everything he has not to smile at the old woman, but instead, he swivels a little. Back to the newcomer, whoâs dropping into the corner barstool, well away from him and into the shadows.Â
âSpeak for yourself,âÂ
Sue whirls on him and tosses the towel sheâs been keeping bar with at his face. Batting it away, he downs the brandy. âOh, hush up!â Her chin gestures across the bar, to the cageâveiled in shadows, itâs little more than a knick knack without its lights, screaming crowds and humming jukebox that gathers every night at ten. Money changing, saliva flyingâit sleeps like a tired beast until he rings the dinner bell. âWell, most of us donât biteâwhatâll you have, darlinâ?.âÂ
 If that wasnât truth, wellâLogan wasnât sure what was.Â
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BSD Locations- Yokohama Visit 2024 - Part 3
Part 1 and Part 2 of this series.
11. Water Guardian Square (S2EP17)
This square is very close to the ship Hikawa Maru. It was hard to get a good picture because the sun was so bright lol. This is where Kouyou attacks Atsushi and takes Kyouka with back with her. Then Kunikida comes up with Kenji and delivers the most insane English Dub voice line⢠I guess lmao.
After that the guild members landed from the sky and somehow managed to get all of them. I still find it funny that they were just airdropped directly onto this harbor lmao. It seemed like a popular spot for gatherings tho!!
12. Zou no Hana Park (BSD Ending 1 & 2)
A short walk from Yamashita Park. There were many of those little elephants guys around the area, but only one of our little penguin fella. It was right outside what seemed to be a clothing store though, which I ran into first, even before I got to the main bridge area so I had to go back around to get a picture lol.
13. Yokohama Customs Building (S1EP9)
Right across the street from Zou no Hana Park! It is also known as "Queen's Tower" one of Yokohama's famous Three Towers.
14. Shinkou Bridge
Fitzgerald attacks Atsushi and Kyouka and tries to capture Atsushi. This bridge shows up on the way from Zou no Hana Park and when I recognized the bridge it was kinda funny.
15. Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse (S1EP9)
It gave me the feel of a museum but it's actually a shopping mall. There were many restaurants and stores inside and it was packed during lunchtime!
16. Shinkou Circle Walk (BSD Movie: Dead Apple, BSD Opening S3)
I was expecting it to be red. I'm gonna assume Kenji's battle with his ability during Dead Apple ruined it so bad, they had to rebuild the entire thing again and they changed it to silver.
17. Cosmo Clock 21 (S1EP9)
It's kinda sorta close to the Shinkou Circle walk. The entire area is like a mini amusement park!! There were so many games and other rides too which seemed so much fun!! I went on the ferris wheel only, and the ticket was 1,000 yen for a 15 minute ride. It is apparently the world's largest ferris wheel with a clock function!
18. Kanagawa Prefectural Museum of Arts (S1EP9)
I walked around the museum trying to look for the entrance to match the picture and it turned out I just went around in a circle lol
19. Nihon-Odori Station (S2EP20)
Atsushi jumps off Moby Dick and Dazai rescues him from Mark Twain and they temporarily hide here. Honestly I kinda forgot how I got here...I think I boarded the train from Minato Mirai station to get to this station...
That's the end of Part 3! Stay tuned for the next part â¨
#bungou stray dogs#bsd yokohama#bsd anime#I'm surprised i already made it 19 places in 3 posts...#there are still quite a few left hahaha#how did i manage to do this in a day...
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What are some of the weirdest stories/books/movies etc you've encountered in your Arthuriana journey? Whatever weird might mean to you (good/bad/unsettling/unexpected/surreal/goofy)
Hi anon!
This is honestly a tough thing to answer because what even constitutes a weird Arthurian retelling? They're all pretty weird haha! But I definitely have a few that come to mind
The French film Perceval (1978) is super weird in a great way! It's shot on a stage with painted backgrounds and metallic trees and structures for the set. Real horses are brought on. A troupe of bards provide diegetic music, playing instruments and singing a narration of events on screen while also acting as characters in their own right (such as the jester Kay throws into the fire). Perceval and Gauvain narrate their own stories in third person at times too. It's surreal! It's as if Perceval's world is "fake," since his mother has kept him isolated for so long, it's a distorted view of reality. This is the closest adaptation of ChrĂŠtien de Troyes's Story of the Grail I can think of, it's nearly word-for-word, BUT! They removed the racism and antisemitism. Two thumbs up! The ending is bananas. There's no describing it, you just have to watch. You can download this movie from my MEGA drive or it can be watched for free on Tubi! (Content warning for nudity and some gore.)
The film Unidentified Flying Oddball (1979) is my favorite adaptation of Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. The main character Tom works for NASA developing an android named Hermes. Through a comedy of errors, both Tom and Hermes end up launched into space at the speed of light, traveling through time, and crash land in Camelot, 508AD. Mordred mistakes Tom for a monster (due to his space suit and orb-shaped helmet) but Tom quickly wins Arthur's trust and allowed to hang out. He meets Sandy, a girl who thinks her dad has been transformed into a goose, and together with her and a page named Clarance, works to return home. It's exceedingly silly. I much prefer the character Tom (and Hermes, who is identical in appearance to Tom and jousts for him) to Sir Boss in the Connecticut Yankee film from 1949 with Bing Crosby. Tom's gun is funnier than the original as it's more like a science-fiction laser that blows things up. He also has a magnet ray he uses to draw armored knights where he wants. Not a good film, but goofy and fun. You can download this movie from my MEGA drive! (No content warnings, it's a family movie!)
The film Excalibur (1981) obviously has to make this list. Coincidentally, it's mostly for Percival again. The Grail Quest segment accounts for just 20 minutes of the entire film, but it feels like eons. And it's So Weird. It's safe to call it horror. Percival meets struggle after struggle, encountering many dead comrades along the way, raving mad townspeople struggling to survive, Morgan and Mordred attempting to steer him wrong. He's eventually hung from a tree and has a vision of God's voice. (Hallucination or real?) The dead knight dangling above him sways and his spurs cut Percival free. From there he runs into Uriens and holds him as he dies, struck down by miscreant knights. Percival eventually achieves the grail, obviously, but it's not until he's pushed the absolute limits. It's probably one of my favorite sequences in film ever. 11/10. You can download this from my MEGA drive! (Content warning for nudity, rape, gore, and incest.)
As for books, I recommend The Modern Arthur Trilogy by Peter David. The first one is Arthur running for mayor of NYC, the second one is President of the United States, and the third one he sort of becomes a god. It's wild. Other characters include Guinevere, Lancelot, Morgan le Fay, Mordred, Percival, Merlin, and of course the Lake of the Lake. The sequels randomly add Gilgamesh and Enkidu (and later Noah, like the guy with an ark in the Bible??) and it's all very strange indeed. The first book is definitely the best but Gilgamesh/Enkidu were pretty freaky (affectionate) so I did enjoy that, although the whole premise of book two is...meh. I listened to the graphic audio books which were awesome, the sound effect of Arthur falling down the subway stairs in full armor is worth every penny. (Content warning for incest, murder, cannibalism, racism, and terrorism)
#arthuriana#arthurian legend#arthurian mythology#arthurian literature#sir perceval#sir percival#king arthur#arthur pendragon#perceval 1978#unidentified flying oddball 1979#excalibur 1981#peter david#ask#anonymous
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top 11 hardest bsd abilities to discover (not listed in order)
(might contain some spoilers)
Dazai (No Longer Human). To begin with, my man had to find someone with a ability. (Probably like, 1/1,000,000 people) And then touch them, if Dazai was a normal guy, and not the demon prodigy, he 100% wouldn't have known he had this ability
Yosano (Thou Shalt Not Die). How'd she even discover this? There's very few scenarios where someone would be half dead, and I doubt that any normal person would be able to discover that they had a ability like this. There's still a chance, but it's very small.
Fitzgerald (The Great Fitzgerald). Imagine, you're a middle class man, normal life, normal income, nothing crazy about your life. How the hell do you find out you become stronger when you spend money. We've seen Fitzgerald not activate his ability when he causally spends, how the hell did you activate it then???
Muishitaro (The Perfect Crime). I- How does a normal person, commit enough crimes to find out that, no they're not getting away with these crimes because they're lucky, they're actually using a ability that erases their crime.
Ace (Madness of the Jewel Kings). Could just be a me thing but, I don't think I've ever met someone with debt slaves. Much less anyone who can convert their debt slaves lifespan into jewels. You either gotta be insane, or have plot armor to find out about this ability
Mark Twain (Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer). You have to be fucking enlisted to find out you have this ability, because there's no way a normal person's gonna have a sniper with them (unless you're in the United States.... Wait-)
Fukuzawa (All Men are Created Equal). This is the same logic as Dazai, there's probably not that many ability users, as you'd have to collect enough ability users to realize "oh, my subordinates get full control over their abilities", also what qualifies as the agencies entrance exam? Is it even necessary?
Pushkin (A Feast in Time of Plague). How the hell do you manage to "coincidentally" find out that you have an ability that affects 2 people with a virus, and that if one of those 2 people don't die, both the people will die from having their organs eaten. You have to be insane or a serial killer to find that ability.
Yukito (Another). I'm genuinely curious on how many mysteries this guy had to solve to be able to find out that the killer in the mysteries always, 100%, without fail, dies after the mysterys been solved. That is extremely and annoyingly specific.
Kajii (Lemon). The whole ass reason I made this post, who the fuck is "conveniently" creating lemon shaped bombs, there's no way he found out this ability through normal means. Was one of his friends a terrorist with a lemon kink? Because that's the only reasonable explanation that he's finding out this ability. Either that or, he's got a big food kink and makes bombs shaped as food during his spare time. There's no fucking way, a normal guy with an office job is finding out they have an ability like that. Atsushi's the main character? Nah, this man has way more plot armor. Because the stars, universe, solar system, and plantes had to align for him to find out about his ability
Ranpo (â¨Ultra Deductionâ¨) please help im being threatened . I mean, he could always be a genius or whatever but... Sure.
#bsd ranpo#bsd yosano#bsd dazai#Bsd lemon guy#bsd fukuzawa#bsd kajii#Bsd ace#Bsd yukito#Bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai osamu#yosano akiko#bungou stray dogs yosano#fukuzawa yukichi#president fukuzawa#bungo stray dogs fukuzawa#guild bsd#fitzgerald bsd#mark twain#bsd mark twain#abilities#There's no way people are finding out about these abilities#what do you mean? I'm not being threatened by ranpo
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Kinda canât believe I did it.
Years ago I discovered a website called royal road where I would read power fantasyâs to kill time. While there I read a story called Super Minion that I liked because I have always liked that type of power set. The summer of last year I found another story on royal road that mentioned it was inspired by Super Minion, which was inspired by worm.
A few days after that I was working as an extra for the first time. It was for a Shania Twain music video and due to an organizing mishap they had us wait for ten hours before they could film our part. While waiting there I googled around to find out what worm was and started reading it. I got four arcs in before I couldnât take it anymore and ended up looking up some spoilers (sorry wormblr). I loved it and havenât gone a single day without thinking about it since.
This book has been really special to me. It inspired me to do the first bit of creative writing Iâve done outside of school. I feel like Iâve learned so much about writing and what makes a book good.
Iâm learning disabled and Iâve always struggled a lot with reading. I hated it when I was a kid. When I was around 11-13 I discovered the Percy Jackson books and fell in love with them. Worm is the second time a series has captivated me to that extent. I think Iâll be reading a lot more in the future and itâs thanks to this book.
#this is basically just me rambling a little so feel free to ignore#I donât know how to end it either lol#anyway Iâll get around to pact eventually#parahumans#wormblr#worm spoilers
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Five days of intense intramurals culminated in a rewarding day. Grateful to secure second place in the singing contest, I poured my heart into the performance. Proud of my efforts and celebrating alongside the formidable VICIOUS VIPERS, who also won the 2ND RUNNER UPđCongratulations to the VICIOUS VIPERS, fellow second placers, and a big shoutout to all the champions in different games. đâ¤
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Jeannette Charles
The Queenâs most famous lookalike, who enjoyed a long career in film and television thanks to their uncanny resemblance
In 1972, Jeannette Charles was in her mid-40s and settling down to life in an Essex village, having returned, with her husband, Ken, from Libya. They had been living there for some years, but left following the army coup led by Muammar Gaddafi.
On reading about the artist Jane Thornhill in a local newspaper, Charles decided to commission a painting of herself for her husbandâs birthday. Thornhill asked whether she could submit it for the Royal Academyâs summer exhibition in London, but when she did, the venerable institution returned the picture, believing it to be a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II and having been told by Buckingham Palace that the monarch had not sat for it.
The resulting publicity began a new chapter in the life of Charles, who would spend the next 40 years as the Queenâs most famous lookalike, and who has died aged 96. She appeared on British television and in Hollywood films, alongside stars such as Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley and Mike Myers, and also modelled for Spitting Image when the satirical TV show was making the Queenâs puppet.
Charles said of her uncanny resemblance to the monarch, whom she never met: âWe both have the same bone structure, so the same style of makeup and hairdressing suits us best. But Iâm 2 inches shorter than her, so my clothes wouldnât always look well on her and vice versa.â
She also made personal appearances â opening shops, handing out gifts with the flamboyant piano virtuoso Liberace and presenting a silver disc to the rock group Queen â and Muhammad Ali put in a special request to have a photograph taken with her. Commercials kept her busy, too, but Charles insisted: âI am not an actress. I only do the one role.â
Her first job as the Queen was posing for a London Weekly Advertiser poster that featured her reading a paper, with a stuffed corgi at her feet. However, London Transport, which was due to display it on buses and Tube trains, objected and never used it. Charles said it was a lesson: âtoo real ⌠a little vulgarâ. She insisted she was a staunch royalist, and told the Guardian in 2022: âI would never do anything that reflected badly on the monarch or myself. Over the years, Iâve turned down large sums to pose for Page 3-type pictures and insisted I should never be introduced as the Queen when making appearances.â
Jeannette was born in London, 18 months after Princess Elizabeth, to Yetta (nee Wonsoff), who was Dutch, of Polish descent, and Alfred Clark, a chef, later restaurateur, and was brought up in Perivale, Middlesex. Her resemblance to the future monarch was spotted when she was still a child. She recalled: âOn a trip to Greenwich when I was 11 or 12, a photographer asked if he could use me in some shots, saying, âShe looks like Princess Elizabeth.â Later, Iâd draw crowds, especially abroad, and sometimes had to run away.â
After leaving Wembley high school, she took a job as a secretary and spent evenings acting with an amateur group in Acton. She dreamed of acting professionally, and passed an audition to train at Rada, but could not afford the fees. Instead, she emigrated to the US at the age of 24 and settled in Midland, Texas.
While working there as an au pair, she met Ken Charles, a British oil drilling engineer with BP. His work took him to Canada â where they married in Alberta in 1957 â and then to South America and Libya.
They returned to Britain in 1969 and, when regal fame came to Charles, she found herself travelling the world again. At home, her early screen appearances were in the sketch shows Rutland Weekend Television (1975), with Eric Idle and Neil Innes, Spike Milliganâs Q series (from 1976 to 1980), and Not the Nine OâClock News (1980). She was also in sitcoms such as Mind Your Language (1978) and Never the Twain (1990), and jetted to the US for a 1977 appearance on Saturday Night Live.
When Hollywood came calling, she put on the royal tiara to appear in National Lampoonâs European Vacation (1985). In The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988), she was seen flat on her back with Nielsen on top of her as they slide down a royal banqueting table â when his inept detective believes the Queen is about to be assassinated and jumps to her rescue. For Charles, another highlight of filming that wacky movie was being invited to Presleyâs trailer for lunch. âWe became good friends,â she said.
She was back in Hollywood for The Parent Trap (1998), with Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson, and Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), when she mistook its star, Myers, for a crew electrician on first meeting him.
Alongside chat shows, corporate events, fete openings and other appearances, she appeared in MotĂśrheadâs music video promoting their version of the Sex Pistols song God Save the Queen in 2000.
Charlesâs autobiography, The Queen & I, was published in 1986.
Her husband died in 1997. She is survived by their three children, David, Peter and Carol, and her sister, Delinda.
đ Jeannette Dorothea Louise Charles, lookalike, born 15 October 1927; died 2 June 2024
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Caught in the Crosshairs: Chapter Master List
1: Time of Dying: Three Days Grace 2: Monsters: Katie Sky 3: Mama Said Knock You Out: Five Finger Death Punch 4: Talk Dirty To Me: Jason Derulo 5: You're Mine: Disturbed 6: In My Head: Jason Derulo 7: Never Enough: Loren Allred 8: Bruises and Bitemarks: Good with Grenades 9: Feels Like This: Maisie Peters 10: Hey Jealousy: Gin Blossoms 11: How To Save A Life: The Fray 12: Shivers: Ed Sheeran 13: Feel Invincible: Skillet 14: Leave Out All The Rest: Linkin Park 15: Falling Inside the Black: Skillet 16: Enemy: Imagine Dragons 17: Flesh: Simon Curtis 18: Warrior: Beth Crowley 19: Heathens: 21 Pilots 20: Marry Me: Train 21: I'm Jealous: Shania Twain 22: Bad Blood: Taylor Swift 23: Impossible: Shontelle 24: When I Was Me: Imagine Dragons 25: This is Gospel: Panic at the Disco 26: Taking Over Me: Evanescence 27: You're Going Down: Sick Puppies 28: Sound of Surviving: Nichole Nordeman 29: Let the Bad Times Roll: The Offspring 30: Kryptonite: 3 Doors Down 31: Love the Way You Lie Part 2: Eminem ft Rhianna 32: Follow You Down: Shinedown 33: Everything Burns: Anastacia ft Ben Moody 34: Die From a Broken Heart: Maddie and Tae 35: Whispers in the Dark: Skillet 36: Lights: Ellie Goulding 37: Die For You: Starset 38: Anthem of the Angels: Breaking Benjamin 39: Without You: Breaking Benjamin 40: Dark on Me: Starset 41: Hands: Jewel 42: Shatter Me: Lindsey Sterling 43: Dead Man Walking: Jelly Roll 44: Control: Halsey 45: In My Daughter's Eyes: Martina McBride 46: Planet Zero: Shinedown 47: All Around Me: Flyleaf 48: What You Want: Evanescence
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From In Memory; In Truth Chapter 11:
Mild violence cw:
The Wrath is already hurtling downward, their disguised blade ready to cleave him in half but he dodges to the side, back on his feet in an instant. With a wave, Wei Wuxian pulls his armor on, dulling its shine to hide its radiance. Just in time; the Wrath swings their sword and glances off his bracer as he deflects it. They swing again and he sidesteps with a spin, leaps back up into a tree. Wei Wuxian flings a bolt of energy at them as they leap towards him but they twist in the air, pushing off a tree to change their trajectory. Following closely, they get a hit in against his side but he kicks the sword awayânot out of their hands, but awayâshortly after. Leaping backwards again, he dodges a few more attacks, lets one glance off his pauldron as he comes in with a kick and sends the Wrath flying some distance away. Theyâre already on their feet when he gets there, ready to strike a blow on his head. Both arms crossed above him, he catches the blade and kicks their chest to force them off of him. âWhat sort of fight is this?â he asks. âSword against fists? Whereâs your sense of honor?â The Wrath looks at him, red eyes in shrouded black smoke behind what Wei Wuxian sees, now, is a ghost mask. He chuckles. âDo like the mask, though,â he says. âVery fitting. I must commend yââ The sword flies at him now and he catches itâand it screams in his head, oh, it screams so loudly for blood for vengeance for something to carve, kill, rend to nothingness, slake the thirst the thirst the thirstâ Wrenching itself out of his grip, it flies back to its owner. âYouâre clearly pissed about something,â Wei Wuxian says, âand I get it. I donât blame you; if Iâd become a ghost, Iâd probably be just as resentful. If I know what you want, maybe I canââ âI need no help from the gods,â the Wrath says, its voice distorted, slithering in three tones at once. âSo much work to disguise yourself!â Wei Wuxian says, jumping back to a treetop. The Wrath follows. âItâs almost like you donât want to be recognized.â Oh, that pisses them off. With a roar, they attack Wei Wuxian again, kicking him into a clearing before trying, again, to cleave him in twain. He rolls one way, then the otherâkicks them to get back on his feet and deflects the next strike easily. Their foot hits the side of his head, sending him careening into a boulder. Fuck. Ow. They approach. He kicks themâthey fly, but use their sword to slow their momentum just enough to swing around, sending themselves back at him. Lightning-fast, they run at him, sword raised and he braces himself, the ground breaking under his feet as he digs them in. Reaching up, he grabs their arms, stops them, leaves grooves in the ground a meter and a half long from where heâd been when they met. In the near distance, a tree cracks. Falls. The forest settles around them and thereâs a flash of white to the west. Wei Wuxian looks and sees themâthe Twin Jades, both staring in shockâand thenâ Whoa, fuck, the ghost yanks his head down, knees him in the face to break his nose and then kicks the side of his knees to make Wei Wuxian stumble. When he does, they grab an arm and the corresponding leg and yank, spinning twice before heâs sent careening straight at Lan Wangji and his elder brother. Shit. Shit shit shit. Twisting, Wei Wuxian forces a downward trajectory, bounces once, but itâs not enough to stop him and he ends up slamming into them, all three of them landing in a heap on the forest floor. Ow. A firm chest moves under his cheek and when he looks up at the owner, Lan Zhan is looking at him with wide, worried eyes. âHey, thought Iâd meet you guys out here,â Wei Wuxian says, grinning. He can feel blood running down his face.
alskjdfl A funnier scene than some of the other, more painful ones I had in mind. This was so fun to write, though!! I haven't gotten to write many real fight scenes before I started up with this story, so it was a fun exercise that I look forward to editing.
As I work on the epilogue, going back and re-reading earlier parts of the story makes me have at least three (3) emotions, possibly twenty-nine (29). Can't wait to actually edit and get it published.
Cannot. Wait.
#c'est ma vie#my fic#fic: imit#ascension au#wip wednesday#mdzs#mdzs fic#modao zushi#modao zushi fanfiction#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan xichen#mystery wrath uwuwuwuwuuuwuuwu#violence
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To break away from CPI shows this is Daniel and the Dixie Diggers made by sally corp, this show has two variations known the quintet which is the photo on top with Scratchmo, Daniel T bones, Percy, Beau and Huck the bottom is a trio show with only Beau,Daniel,Scratchmo. quintets locations (Mark Twainâs Riverboat Playhouse - South Florida, Arizona Pizza Pizazz - Columbus, Ohio Pinocchioâs - Bountiful, Utah Station Alpha - Pikeville KY Dixie Dog Show Time - Phenix City, Alabama Paddlewheel - Lancaster MA Pizza/Roll on America - Groton, CT (ROA and paddlewheel are the same) Merlinâs Skateland (Merlins Magical Kingdom) - Salisbury, Maryland Paddlewheel Casino - Las Vegas Adventureland - Des Moines Iowa Hersheypark - Hershey PA Riverside Park - Agawam, MA Rusutsu Resort - Hokkaido JAPAN Sang Bang Wool - South Korea FunHouse - Delphos, Ohio Squirty Worms - Lima OH Food Pavilion - state fair TX Choo Choo Charlieâs - St. Catherines ON The unknown trailer show - MA) trio locations+ones below (Roller Kingdom / Kidz Zone ,Wild World)
11 of these trio shows (Oklahoma City OK, Greensboro NC, Charlotte NC, Austin TX, Mesquite TX, Clearwater FL, Tulsa OK, Memphis TN, Metairie/New Orleans LA, South Houston TX, North Houston TX)were put into Celebration stations instead of the Pantone/Woof show aswell as having Jethro P. hogg occupying them besides one show in Knoxville TN that had The rockin rascals which was basically the trio+Jethro retrofitted into Major moose, Calvin cat, Purcilla purr, and Hurricane hound. one of the bots from the Austin TX show is now owned by a fandom member known as wizbangs/Wizzy whos got him in working order. before he got him the show was sent to Clearwater FL which sat and was used for parts.
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Then there is enchanted castles show it has its own history which will have a post dedicated to it but to make it brief enchanted castle had before down sizing its show a retrofitted quintet minus Percy
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Haylor dates by month
Timelines: 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024.
January
1- 2013 - Arrive in Virgin Islands
1- 2014 - Say don't go written
1- 2016 - Yacghtgate, OOTW Video
1- 2021 - Treat people with kindness Music Video
1- 2024 - 17 HS leaks, Guess I'm Alright, One and Only
3 - 2013 - Taylors hair pinned up in a Virgin Islands Restaurant
4 - 2013 - Blue dress on a boat
5 - 2017 - Lately Leak recorded
6 - 2015 - Taylor Clear Blue water post, possible break up
6 - 2016 - Harry Rain on window post
6 - 2024 - HS Lately Leaked
9 - 2021 - Treat People with Kindness single released
11 - 2018 - End Game Released
11 - 2021 - No Body No Crime released
13 - 2017 - DWOHT written
13 - 2018 - Fine Line written these 2 weeks
15 - 2013 - 1D trip to Ghana
15 - 2015 - Seen together at Lily Aldridge's birthday, Serendipity
15 - 2024 - Too Much Sauce leaks
17 - 2015 - Taylor posts Temper Trap Lyrics on stove
18 - 2016 - Out of the Woods released as single
18 - 2021 - Coney Island released as Single
19- 2014 - Harry Silver Spoon and Bible tattoo, Things I can't covered.
20 - 2015 - Taylor Hawaii with Haim Sisters
21 - 2012 - Taylor 'Holidays' in London, 1D UK dates
21 - 2014 - I know places written.
22 - 2013 - Harry's Butterfly and Handshake Tattoos
23 - 2016 - New Romantics released as Single
25 - 2011 - One Directions first trip to Los Angeles
26 - 2013 - both at NRG awards, Cannes Sunset situation.
26 - 2023 - Little Freak added to LOT Tour set
27 -2012 - 1D and Taylor fly from London to LA separately
27 - 2020 - The Man
27 - 2023 - Satellite MV concert filmed, Lavender Haze MV
29 - 2023 - Medicine played LOT first time since 2018
31 - 2020 - Miss Americana Released
February
1 - 2012 - One direction and Taylor seen in LA, neither seen for a week after.
1 - 2013 - Harry messy ÂŁ5k tab party, Taylor in London not there.
1 - 2015 - Harry's 21st Birthday, Taylor in Nashville
1 - 2016 - Harry's feeling 22 tweet
1- 2017 - Taylor posted IDWLF lipsync and Rose ring maybe seen
9 - 2014 - Clean written
9 - 2015 - Style released
13 - 2015 - Style Music Video
14 - 2014 - Taylor posted "there's nothing like real love"
14 - 2015 - Two Ghosts written this week
14- 2020 - Harry - Radio 2 Two Ghosts, first since 2018
14 - 2023 - Lover Live in Paris Vinyl re-release
15- 2015 - Shake it off written
19 - 2015 - Style written
20 - 2016 - Harry in Studio, maybe Sweet Creature recorded
23 - 2016 - New Romantics released
24 - 2015 - Harry's anatomical heart tattoo first seen
27 - 2015 - Overgrown winding wheel
27 - 2020 - The Man Released
28 - 2016 - Taylor at Vanity Fair Oscar party, Harry tweets shake apple off tree and posted colour photo of Scrabble board to IG.
28 - 2020 - Falling Music Video
March
2- 2020 - Harry's last pre pandemic show at Bowery Ballroom
7 - 2020 - Falling Single
12 - 2012- 22
12 - 2018 - Delicate
17 - 2011 - Taylor Speak Now in Paris played Soul Sister Mashup HS MIA break
17 - 2012 - TS Eyes Open surprise song
17 - 2023 - TS Eyes Open, safe n sound, if this was a movie re-record and To all the girls you loved before
27 - 2010 Harry auditions for xfactor
31 - 2012 - First Seen together at Kids Choice Awards
31 - 2023 - Taylor replaced Invisible String with The One Eras
April
1- 2022 - As it Was
7 - 2017 - Sign of the Times
12 - 2023 - Taylor wears Gucci Lion Ring Electric Lady
13 - 2017 - Taylor releases September cover with 28th lyric change and Delicate vertical video
13 - 2023 - Treacherous surprise Song
17 - 2022 - Harry debuts Boyfriends Coachella and has Shiana Twain on stage
19 - 2022 - Joe pound coins quote, drake post
19 - 2023 - great unfollowing
19 - 2024 - TTPD
20 - 2018 - babe released as single
20 - 2022 - Trouble, hunger, Already home leak
21 - 2012 - H kisses girl in NZ
21 - 2017 - H on Graham Norton, wrote Spanish girl backstage.
22- 2016 - Not the ribbons in your hair' tweet
22 - 2021 - H Gucci Beloved campaign
22 - 2022 - H Cochella To BFs everywhere FU
22 - 2023 - Long Pond Limited Edition Vinyl
23- 2012 - Taylor Screaming Infidelities post (Re:H kiss in NZ)
23 - 2013 - Harry arrives in LA, MIA
23- 2018 - Taylor has Robbie Williams on Rep and plays Angel
23- 2019 - Taylor Time 100 - setlist Style, Delicate, NYD.
23- 2022 - Taylor The Lakes 7-inch ltd Ed.
23 - 2023 - Begin Again surprise Song
23 - 2023 - Harry invites Lizzo on stage at Coachella
24 - 2013 - Peace Ring first seen
25 - 2014 Fern Tattoos first seen covering 'might as well'
26 - 2019 - Me!
29 - 2016 - Date mentioned in High Infidelity, H & T in LA
29 - 2017 - Harry wears the St Laurent shirt CH copied in Ole
29 -2023 - High Infidelity and Gorgeous Surprise Songs
May
2- 2017 - Sweet Creature
3- 2023 - Satellite
12- 2017 - Harry Styles Debut Album
13 - 2017 - Harry's first solo live show
15 - 2019 - Harry in studio, Adore you written
18 - 2020 - Watermelon Sugar
18 - 2022 - Taylor NYC Doctorate
19 - 2019 - Taylor releases City of Lover Heart Vinyl
20 - 2012 - Everything Has Changed Anniversary
20 - 2013 - Taylor posts Roses with Gatsby quote
20 - 2015 - Taylor clean speech about where should have been
20 - 2017 - Debut one night only concert
20 - 2022 - Harry's House
20 - 2023 - Taylor said her life finally makes sense
21 - 2019 - H Gucci Swan Campaign
21 - 2022 - Harrys House One night only concert
22 - 2015 - Taylor played Wonderland
25 - 2020 - Too much sauce recorded
27 - 2023 - Karma MV
June
5- 2018 - Gucci Tailoring campaign
6- 2013 - Everything has changed MV
6 - 2015 - Taylor plays Wonderland
7 - 2017 - Another Man Cover
13 - 2012 - Harry never gonna dance tattoo
14 - 2019 - You need to calm down
15 - 2011 - Taylor has Temper Trap arm lyrics
15 - 2012 - Harry gets Temper Trap lyric tattoo
17 - 2011 - Lover journal, blissfully happy
17 - 2023 - Harry played Sweet Creature first since 2018
17 - 2023 - Taylor played Seven, Aaron hug, emotional speeches
18 - 2013 - Olivia adopted
20 - 2015 - Last time Wonderland played
21 - 2015 - Taylor letter to apple
22- 2015 -both in europe with days off - H posts colour scrabble board and "I have missed you" to Sweden
22 - 2018 - T has Niall on stage in Wembley, H emotional in NYC and plays Still the One.
24 - 2013 - Red Single
27 - 2015 - Taylor has models out in London show.
30 - 2015 - Holy Ground Surprise Song, Clean speech haunting.
30 - 2019 - Taylors masters sold
July
1 - 2013 - Harry Cross Tattoo seen
2 - 2021 - Renegade released
7 - 2023 - Speak Now TV
13 - 2012 - Taylor plays random London show with 7 songs (13+7)
13 - 2022 - Late Night Talking MV
14 - 2013 - Everything has Changed Single
15 - 2011 - One direction film WMTB in LAy
19 - 2023 - Daylight MV
21 - 2022 - Late Night Talking Single
23 - 2010 - one direction formed on xfactor
24 - 2020 - Folklore and Cardigan MV
27 - 2013 - I can't change and birdcage tattoos
27 - 2020 - Cardigan Single
31 - 2018 - Harry and Camille Breakup
August
1 - 2019 - Gucci Campaign Film HS
3 - 2020 Exile
7 - 2017 - Two Ghosts Single
13 - 2012 We are never getting back together
16 - 2019 Lover single
17 - 2020 Betty
19 - 2014 Shake it Off
20 - 2022 - HS MSG Residency started
23 - 2019 Lover Album & MV
24 - 2017 Look at what you made me do & MV
30 -2012 WANGBT MV
31 - 2015 Wildest Dreams
September
4 - First Love on Tour (part 1) show (2021)
6 - 2013 - VMAs
7 - Getaway Car (2018)
9 - 2013 - Birdcage, Drama mask, SMCL Tattoo
9 - 2019 - City of Lover recorded
17 - ...Ready for it? (2017)
18 - Gucci Cruise Campaign (2018)
19 - Live on Tour first show (2017)
21 - MSG Residency end (2022)
24 - Harry heart tattoo (2012)
25 - Begin again Itunes (2012)
27 - Spotify Singles -Two Ghosts and Girl Crush (2017)
28 - 2011 - Gotta be you filmed in NY
28 - 2012 - Taylor filmed Begin Again Paris, Harry MIA
28 - 2013 - Harry tweet no piece of paper
28 - 2017 - HS Spotify EP Two Ghosts and Girl Crush, in April TS changed September lyric to 28
28 - 2021 - HS Nashville Satin outfit and TBSL
29 - 2016 - HS Another Man Mixtape
29 - 2017 - TS Spotify "Taylor Loves" playlist of 70 songs
29 - 2018 - TS wonderland surprise song
October
1 - Begin again (2012)
3 - Music for a Sushi Restaurant (2022)
10 - Lights up MV (2019)
11 - Lights up (2019)
12- 2013 - Harry Heart Tattoo instagram and Things I can/can't tattos
21 - Midnights and Anti-Hero (2022)
22 - Red (2012)
25 - Bejeweled and MV (2022)
23 - Golden (2020)
26 - Golden MV (2020)
26 - âŚ.Ready for it? MV (2017)
27 - 1989 (2014), 1989 TV (2023), Slut! (2023)
27 - Music for a Sushi Restaurant MV (2022)
31 - 2015 - last 1D concert
31 - Kiwi (2017)
31 - Is it over now? (2023)
November
4 - Gucci Ha ha ha campaign (2022)
4 - The last time (2013)
8 - Kiwi MV (2017)
10 - Blank Space & MV (2014), Reputation (2017)
12 - Red TV (2021), All Too Well Short Film (2021)
13 - 2014 - Mermaid Tattoo
13 - Love on Tour announced (2019)
14 - End Game (2017)
15 - 2014 - Band Aid, Harry may have raised break
15 - Launch of pleasing (2021) (annual photo)
15 - I bet you think about me (2021)
16 - Message in a Bottle (2021)
21 - 2018 - Last Reputation show in Tokyo
22 - 2018 - first day Taylor is with republic
25 - Long Pond Sessions on Disney+ and recordings
27 - I knew you were trouble (2012), New Years Day (2017)
29 - Lavender Haze (2022)
December
3 - 2013 - Dancing with no shows after MSG show
6 - Adore You & Adore you MV (2019)
10 - 2017 - I don't wanna live forever
12 - Fine Line One Night Only at the Forum
12 - 2013 - Lakes district
13 - Fine Line (2019)
14 - End Game (2017)
18 - 2013 - Ship Tattoo
21 - 2013 - Snow mobile accident
30 - 2015 - Harry covers Things I can with Eagle Tattoo
31 - 2013 NYE Kiss
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