#10000000 CASUALITIES

[critterdotcom]

day 33 of crying over a disney animatic

[pretzel-box]

Hiya! Im the anon that requested fir male reader that’s similar to Sebastian which was LOVELYYYY 10000000/10!

Now i have two ideas (?) You know that meme where we’re in his shop and out of no where either a baby wall dweller or a mini Sebastian pops up crying and he asks us if we wanna buy it? WELLL

1.) Male Experiment Reader that’s similar to Sebastian is roaming around the facility since we’re his assistant and find a baby experiment that’s like him and Sebastian

2.) An expendable stumbles upon an area deep within the facility with Male reader that is one of Sebastian’s sibling in a pod that is a completely different monster

3.) Another idea is that we’re pretty much chill with every single entity in the facility and Sebastian is beyond confused

These are just little ideas I came up during with! Also love your octoboy fics! Also could I be 🍀 anon? Have a good day, night, or afternoon!

Tags: Can be read as GN reader! Reader being besties with entities/j

Words: 1k

Authors Note: Ofc! Welcome 🍀 Anon!! ♡

Sebastian leaned against the wall of his dimly lit shop, tapping one of his arms against the rough surface. His fluorescent blue eyes scanned the shelves stacked with scavenged goods, but his mind was elsewhere. He was thinking about you.

You, with your impossibly calm demeanor, even in the darkest corners of the facility. It wasn’t the most comforting place to be—a labyrinthine nightmare filled with creatures most people couldn’t begin to understand. Yet somehow, you navigated it all with an almost baffling nonchalance.

The chime of the shop vent opening interrupted his thoughts, and he looked up to see you stroll in, as casual as ever. Your relaxed gait was at odds with the usual tension that gripped everyone who set foot in the shop. You were different, though, and Sebastian still couldn’t wrap his head around it, trying to make sense of your weird behaviour.

“Hey, Seb,” you greeted, sliding onto one of the stools at the counter. “Found a new stash of batteries in Door 30. Thought you might like some.”

Sebastian blinked his three eyes at you, still trying to fathom how you could be so calm. “Yeah, thanks,” he replied, taking the batteries from you. “But… you were at Door 30? Alone?”

You shrugged, a lazy grin spreading across your face. “Yeah. I mean, it’s just Pandemonium’s turf, right? No big deal.” You waved it off, seemingly unbothered.

Sebastian nearly dropped the batteries. “Pandemonium?” he echoed, his voice a mix of disbelief and concern. “And you’re just… standing here, like you didn’t almost get torn apart?”

You chuckled, leaning back against the wall, watching the shopkeeper. “Oh, Pandemonium? Yeah, it showed up. Big creepy shadow thing, right? It did that whole ‘screaming at the top of its lungs’ bit, tried to smash through a wall, but I just told it to chill out.”

Sebastian’s mouth fell open. “You… told Pandemonium to ‘chill out’? And it worked?”

“Yeah, pretty much,” you said, still smiling. “It just kind of… stopped, you know? I don’t think it’s used to people not freaking out. Then it slunk back into the darkness.”

Sebastian shook his head, still trying to process your words. “I don’t get it. Every other person who’s seen Pandemonium has barely made it out alive, and you’re just… hanging out with it?”

You chuckled again. “I wouldn’t say we’re hanging out. More like… coexisting. Besides, it’s not just Pandemonium. Ran into Angler, too.”

Sebastian’s eyes widened even further. “Angler? The one that rushes through the room and kills people left and right?!”

You nodded, as if it were the most normal thing in the world. “Yep. Caught me off guard at first, but I just told it I wasn’t looking for an fight and that I just wanted to see what it was all about. It seemed confused at first, but after a while, it just swam off.”

Sebastian leaned forward, his curiosity piqued. “You’re telling me… that Angler, the creature that literally lures people to their deaths, just left you alone because you weren’t looking for an fight?”

“Pretty much,” you replied, a grin still plastered on your face. “I guess they’re not used to people who don’t want to run away or fight them.”

Sebastian stared at you, a mixture of admiration and bewilderment in his eyes. “How do you do it?” he finally asked. “How are you so… calm around them?”

You shrugged. “I dunno, man. I guess I just don’t see the point in being scared all the time. They’re just doing their thing, you know? And as long as you don’t get in their way, they’re not that bad.”

Sebastian shook his head, still unable to fully comprehend your attitude. “You’re one of a kind, you know that?”

You chuckled, leaning back on the stool. “Maybe. But I think you’re just as unique, Seb. Not many people would run a shop in a place like this, selling supplies to people who barely make it out alive.”

Sebastian smirked, finally relaxing a bit. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. But someone’s got to do it.”

The two of you shared a quiet moment, the tension in the shop easing into something almost like camaraderie. For once, Sebastian felt like maybe there was some sense to this strange, chaotic world. At least, as long as you were around.

Just then, a low growl echoed from the front of the shop on the other side of the vent, and the shadows seemed to stretch and writhe. Sebastian tensed, his tail flicking in anticipation. “Looks like we’ve got company,” he muttered.

But you just grinned, standing up and cracking your knuckles as you prepared yourself for another monster interaction. “Relax, Seb. It’s probably just Pandemonium again. I’ll handle it.”

Sebastian watched as you casually walked toward the vent and the shifting shadows, his three eyes following your every move. Despite everything he had seen, he couldn’t help but feel a strange sense of calm watching you. Maybe, just maybe, your way of looking at things wasn’t so crazy after all.

As the shadows closed in, you held up a hand and spoke in that calm, easygoing tone of yours. “Hey, Pandemonium, long time no see. How about we keep things chill today, yeah?” Your voice wasn't hesitating at all and Sebastian could hear how chill you were about the whole thing as if it's a natural thing to tell your death reason to chill out for a day.

The growling seemed to subside, and the shadows stopped moving, as if considering your words. Sebastian shook his head, a smile tugging at his lips. Maybe there was more to this place than just danger and fear. Maybe, with you around, there was even room for a little peace.

“Unbelievable,” Sebastian muttered to himself, not able to believe it and yet still smiling. “Absolutely unbelievable.”

And as he watched you stand there, unafraid and unfazed, he couldn’t help but feel just a little bit safer, knowing you were on his side.

[dandelionjack]

in the wise words of ms cherry sunday. what the BLINKING FLIP was all that then. what i missed most about this show was when it has 10000000 things happening at once

a good doctor who episode has 3 layers of nuance going on at any given moment. the running around screaming chased by a bogeyman fart joke stuff for kids. then there’s the heartwarming message and shallow political allegory for the slightly older kids and the adults who watch dw to zone out after a busy work day. AND THEN THERE’S some kind of meta-lore about stories and what it means to be fictional and memories and dreams and cycles all that good thematic nonsense.

oh actually there’s also a fourth layer that doesn’t really count. i call it lore attack. casually dropping the names of like seven previously unknown time lords is a prime example of this (not once, but twice, to bookend the episode!!), as is WHATEVER WAS HAPPENING WITH THE SNOW AND THE POINTED FINGER OF BLAME

[redbleedingrose]

Some more slutty thots about Slutty Rhys is him wearing those slutty man glasses. The ones where they have the thin, metal, round glasses.

I am a S L U T for beefy dorky men, which is what Rhys is.

I remember watching a video of Henry Cavil building a gaming pc and I have rewatched that video multiple times… it should be a crime to be a gaming nerd and that beefy at the same time.

YES!!!

Rhysand is a SLUT part 10000000

18+ NSFW MDNI ~ this came from the pits of hell y'all

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON READING GLASSES!!!!!

He totally has them, and he looks like an absolute man whore with them on. You would 100/10 jump his bones whenever you catch him wearing them, and that slut knows it too!!!! If he is ever in the mood and has had a long day in the office, he will absolutely try finding you with his glasses on. He just looks so hot and smart with them, and it is impossible to resist.

They always fog up from him spending hours on his tattooed knees eating you out.

UGHHHHH

He also knows that you are weak when he wears his sweatpants low on his hips, showing off those abs and v-line. He knows what he is doing, and he is not ashamed.

His casual wear needs replacing because they are stained from you riding his thick, strong thigh.

I firmly believe he wears those tight t-shirts that show off his shoulders and biceps. We do not give him enough credit, but the male is literally a Carynthian and has centuries of physical training under his belt that has lead to a toned ass body. And he uses it to his advantage.

Also his swirling tattoos that extend from his chest and down to his forearms.

Lord have mercy.

You love watching his arm muscles flex while he fingers you ruthlessly.

He shows off his feline smirk when you squirt all over his forearms, violet eyes glinting at your heaving chest, sending some very explicit filthy thoughts of what you looked like settled on the counter between his legs, writhing and squirming as you clutch and grasp at his fast paced wrist that is pumping his fingers in and out of your sopping, squelching cunt, pleading to him for gods know what (for him to go faster? for him to slow down? for him to let you cum?) as your mind goes completely blank and into a high from the ecstasy that nears pain.

Once you have relaxed your tense thighs around his waist, he runs his hand up and down your leg, stepping in closer until you both are pressed firmly together, your naked body against his clothed taught muscle, the light of the stars in his eyes glinting as his violet iris' turn to dark midnight lust, and he murmurs in his raspy hoarse voice, "oh, we've only just begun darling."

uhhhhh...

yeah idk why I went there but now we are here and I hope you enjoyed the ride???

Masterlist

[spidergutz-writes]

ANOTHER REQUEST..

Hc’s about jealous Michael? Preferably Peepaw but you can write for Og if you want. Im a whore for his jealousy.

frfr giggling and twirling my hair rn, your speaking directly to my brain bestie 😩🤌

I’m doing this one first cause it’s gonna be just a tad quicker for me to do ;w;

WARNINGS: THERE IS A BRIEF MENTION OF NSFW STUFF SO IM SORRY (I’m too much of a slut for that fictional man istg) not proofread, we die like real men here. Michael being hot asf.

HC’S of jealous peepaw Michael Myers!

Firstly, peepaw micheal doesn’t get overly jealous too quickly, but if a cashier does get a little too friendly, or some random person looks at you with anything other than casual respect? You might have to keep an eye on the news for missing people. 👀

*insert intense glaring and heavy breathing here*

definitely glares at whoever’s being too friendly with you. Depending on if y’all are in a crowded area, he might peak out to give the person a hello. With his knife. Preferably in their chest

if he can get the chance to properly go outside with you without the fear of revealing who he is, he is ALWAYS keeping a hand on you in one way or another. Like, his hand on the back of your neck, shoulder, bicep, and even your waist sometimes. He’s not the biggest fan of PDA but he won’t hesitate to let others know what’s his.

when y’all get to the safety of your home, he’s a lot more touchy than usual. Resting his forehead on the crown of your head, wrapping his arms around you and huffing.

once you get past his initial violent stage of his jealousy he really does get needy for your attention. I mean, you basically deprived him earlier, how can he possibly live if you won’t sit on his lap and let him hug you for the next hour??? How cruel 😤

HES fr such a drama queen though 🙄🤚🤚🤚

will NEVER verbally express his jealousy, for one, he just does speak that much all together, and two. He’s. He’s kinda petty ngl.

like fr. He’s just gonna be like 🧍‍♂️while your just like “Michael?? Are you mad at me???” and he’s sTILL JUST STANDING THERE. expects you to know EXACTLY why he’s jealous.

oh wow, all this nice and sfw stuff about how jealous he gets WELL LETS NOT FORGET THAT MAN WOULD POUND YOU INTO OBLIVION

you thought I wouldn’t make an excuse to talk about fucking Michael Myers? Well you’re wrong. Because we all know when that man gets jealous, he gets possessive . And what better way to show everyone your his?? none other than leaving so many marks on you someone would think you were attacked by a swarm of raccoons.

if you’d let him, he would 10000000% lightly (I cannot stress how lightly he would do this) carve his name in either your arm, or chest.

hickeys? Yes. Bite marks? You fucking bet. Bruises from his hard ass grip? Obviously!!!!!

ehem. Uhm. Now that I’m no longer feral, he would definitely need some small form of reassurance. Cuddling, hand holding, just general quality time together will work. HUFUFUUFUFUFUFU I NEED TO BE CONTAINED I WANTED TO MAKE THIS ALL SMUT BUT I MUST REFRAIN!!!! MY BRAIN IS ROTTEN! 😭😭😭 As always, please, please, PLEAAASSEE give me constructive criticism! I can’t grow as a writer to suit others (and my own) needs if I can’t write up to standards. my requests are open, as well as my asks, so feel free to drop by!!! [pls omfg send my more requests I’ll literally kiss you istg]

[revvethasmythh]

for christmas, my mom got me this 5-strand multi-color mother of pearl necklace because, and i quote, "it looks like a button necklace!" and "i thought the colors would really POP against yellow" which is tbh incredibly cute and thoughtful because this was done explicitly to spare me from having to collect 10000000 buttons to make a new necklace for my veth cosplay, and honestly it looks EXACTLY like a button necklace so every time i wear it i look like i'm casually cosplaying her anyway, it's unironically the perfect veth accessory

[panlight]

hi! i’ve been really enjoying hearing your thoughts on the whole “olympic coven” thing (tbh it wasn’t something i had really thought about a lot before — i always just thought of them as “the cullens” lmao so i’m learning lots of new things)

but omg let me just say re: your possible alternative names post — “st. carlisle and his disciples” is canon!!!!!!! to me!!!!!!!!

i feel like to a lot of the other vamps the cullens do seem kinda cult-y, and even to the ones who know/like carlisle, it does kinda feel like there’s a little bit of an eyeroll and a “yeah my weird friend carlisle who likes helping humans — strange but charming i suppose”

i guess maybe it wouldn’t be like an “official name” but i absolutely 10000000% can see other vamps calling them that casually, or maybe it’s one of those things that was a joke one time and then it stuck

anyway, i just wanted to say that reading “st. carlisle and his disciples” sent me into absolute hysterics and then i was like “oh shit that’s so good tho like that’s literally them”

i hope you have a lovely day!! 🥰🥰

I'm sure I'm not the first person who has used some variant of that, but I find it so funny too and it seems like human nature--or, well, vampire nature--that Carlisle's whole deal would rub some vampires the wrong way, or they'd be inclined to tease him.

I sort of imagine it really started in Volterra, with its proximity to Rome/the Vatican and the seat of the Catholic power. Carlisle's not Catholic, but I'm sure to ancient vampires who pre-date Christianity, that distinction is hardly important. "The Vatican's that way, Your Holiness," etc.

I also suspect that early on Carlisle was probably a bit more "preachy" in the sense that he was 'young' and native and idealistic and the first few times he met another vampire he had probably assumed they'd be THRILLED to learn the Good News that animal blood was enough and they didn't have to kill people. And he'd give them this pitch that probably sounded like the vampire equivalent of someone knocking on your door and trying to convert you to their religion.

There's also this thing people do where they get kind of . . . defensive, in a weird way, when they meet someone who opts out of doing something that 'everyone' else does. For example, I don't drink alcohol. Not for religious or moral reasons, but more about family history, mental health and a genuine lack of interest. But some people get SO WEIRD when this comes up, like they think I am judging them for drinking or think I think I'm better than them for not drinking. And I imagine Carlisle gets this from other vampires, too that even if he's not proselytizing, other vampires still get this defensive reaction and respond with "okay St. Carlisle we get it, you're pure and holy and we're soulless demons."

But yeah, pre-BD I wouldn't have guessed he has as many friends as he does; I had kind of gotten the impression that only the Denali coven and Aro liked him and everyone else found him kind of annoying, the Ned Flanders of vampires. BD paints a different picture of vampires who like him, would risk dying for him, but I imagine there's still an element of teasing there, especially with the likes of Siobhan and Garrett. Maybe less the off-putting religious zealot who tries to convert you and more like the weird hippie vegan friend who lives on a commune. Nice guy, means well, but super weird.

[mirensiart]

just looked through a ton of your stuff w key & chain n. your honor. im love them. i love it sm esp when the distance and loneliness of zeldas position as princess is looked into bc like. yeah she probably wouldn't know how to talk casually that well! she probably would hate being vulnerable! she probably wouldnt know how to approach ppl in a way that potentially puts them on guard! i should focus more on zeldas frfr.

n it reminds me of my links & zeldas, as i made quite a few fanloz pairs, n esp bc ive been sorta integrating loz into my oc world. i noticed you mention as well that you like hearing about ppls loz ocs so if you dont mind- current fanloz on the mind are my favorites, which i originally placed right after raurus arrival as a thought of if the zonai died out by a plague, then what if it spreads through hyrule as well, but im tempted to place them after ganons sealing as well, being in the time where the beasts were created, and maybe right after the deaths of most of the sages. perhaps due to an expelling of gloom from rauru sealing him? maybe clining to remaining bacteria from a zonai plague and mutating? i figured link wouldve been a doctor of some sort & zelda couldve been one of the sages helping cure the plague but. thinking on it now, zelda as a plague doctor of sorts & link as an engineer for the guardians & beasts kinda goes. i remember as well i decided to give them a totk styled gibdo merchant npc who could regen limbs n stuff for carti (cartilage) to use in operations

i hope you dont mind me rambling about them, i just think theyre neat

So sorry for replying so late!!!! I finally got some free time now!

Yes yes yes!!! I love the Link Angst/Whump, but the Zelda Angst/Whump is 10000000/10 and I love it sm

Ok but, first thing first, Plague Doctor Zelda is making me INSANE ohmygod I LOVE IT SO MUCH

I love the concept of a plague explaining the zonai dying out! Would your Zelda be a Rauru/Sonia descendant? Like would she have some zonai blood? That would go so hard too 👀

Link as an engineer is good, working with the beasts, etc. But wouldn't he be sheikah? Like I remember the sheikah being in charge of all that in botw 🤔 sheikah link is peak though, so if you go with that it could be super cool!

A GIBDO MERCHANT IS SUCH A GREAT CONCEPT! I imagine him kinda like the merchant from resident evil 4 lol

Anyway, again, sorry for replying so late! I do love it when people ramble about their zelink ocs, but I might take a while to reply cause I like sitting down and taking my time reading all of the lore, etc!

[klausysworld]

being klaus' trophy wife would include...

Being Klaus’ trophy wife:

Klaus is definitely one to show you off. Especially once your married. Tied to him forever? 10000000% his, he can’t help but be smug.

He makes sure to introduce you to everyone he knows, watching as their faces blush as you flash your award winning smile.

He dresses you in the finest of materials.

Nothing you own is casual. On the days you are relaxing then you should be in his clothes or no clothes. Those days are spent with only him and so he doesn’t want you to dress up “you are always perfect to me”

But the second you’re outside it’s like you’re his diamond.

He has an arm around you at all times, hand often resting on your ass-sometimes a little squeeze given to get your attention

He plans your outfits days before, weeks if it’s for an event.

He’ll have you sat with him as he goes through the different materials for your dresses, then colour shades and accessories

———————————————————————

“Maroon or burgundy?” He questioned as he held up the two silk fabrics

“Maroon”

“Alright”

And he was already taking it to the designers.

Sometimes he got a little too into it and i would just laugh at him

“You get all girly with this don’t cha?” I giggle and he frowns sitting down beside me

“I just want you to feel like a goddess” he muttered, his hands pulling me onto his lap “besides…you don’t know what it’s like having Rebekah as a sister, I know what works, she’s programmed it all into my head”

“I know, i know. And it must be so hard for you” i sigh sarcastically making him growl playfully as he tackles me to the bed, hovering over me with his teeth on display making me laugh even more

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He makes sure to have you a selection of jewellery. Anything you desire any of the time.

He wants you to sparkle.

He wants you to shine.

He wants you to be a star. His star.

And everyone will know it.

Someone mentions Klaus? Your name follows shortly after.

Y/n? Oh Mikaelson! Y/n and Klaus of course

He wants everyone to worship the ground you walk on. He would rather everyone in a room love you and despise him than not know who you were.

He loves you unconditionally and uncontrollably..

He utterly adores you.

[fighting-naturalist]

Okay now I’m more settled, some highlights in the questions at Michael Shanks’s panel:

The lady who had the brass balls (affectionate) to say in front of a crowd there for MICHAEL SHANKS “okay, so I’ve never seen Stargate, but...”

The very enthusiastic fan who explained a crossover Battlestar Galactica/Stargate theory to Mr. Shanks, who responded with a blank look, a long pause, and an eventual: “....dafuq?” actual quote.

The 17-year-old kid who went up to the mic, chewing gum, didn’t introduce himself, and asked “so you have three kids, right? which one’s your favourite? it’s sam, right?” spoiler alert: that’s sam. and according to him “my sisters suck!” absolute mad lad, we stan sam shanks 10000000/10

Teal’c described as having “a lot of dignity, none of which his actor possesses”  A very affectionate and poignant imitation of the late Don S. Davis 😭 ❤️

Mr. Shanks talking about the propensity of his characters to die and saying of Charlie Harris “when we were trying to figure out how to end the show I was thinking ‘oh please don’t kill him.’ And he fuckin’ dieddddddd” I can’t confirm if that really was his fate as I haven’t seen Saving Hope tho lol

Someone asking which love interest out of his major roles he thought had the best chemistry, for him to pretend to nervously look backstage and say “well, there was this GREAT show called andromeda...” as lexa doig wandered out, casually eating an apple

[usertoxicyaoi]

it's just really awkward because of the actors' age difference imo like that's the thing that weirded me out about that sex scene

hiii anon!!! and i agree with that sentiment completely! i have my ........ issues ..... with boc (and not just boc but gmmtv too - it isnt just a boc thing) on a few different things they've done/handled with over the last couple years, and that is one of them! so yeah, i myself watched that sex scene thinking Very Clearly that something just did not feel right about it, hence my theory that tongkla is almost 10000000% definitely going to cheat on korn. but the age difference issue between the actors cannot be ignored.

but coming back to my post i made, ig my point is just the generalised vibe i get from these ... like i called them .... puritan minded sex repulsive fans .... that just cannot accept the fact that bls CAN show that sex can be casual or that 2 characters can just fuck bc they wanna fuck each other's brains out. it doesn't have to be That Deep. sex doesn't have to be this Big Huge Built Up Over 11 Episodes To Be Shown In The Finale thing between 2 characters that can only be shown Once on a show or ONLY when both characters have confessed their feelings to one another or reached some kinda weird milestone or whatever, and that "sex for the sake of showing sex is unnecessary" bc, no, it isn't. a lot CAN be said in that too. like. its sex. people feel lust. people have sexual desires. people have sex. people take pleasure from having it. there is absolutely nothing wrong with bls showing their characters wanna fuck bc they wanna!

[theothergal]

So, I'm following a ANK AU! fanfiction and I *casually* told the author that Mimea should have a girlfriend, so she told me to make up a girlfriend for her and she will include her in the story, and that how Nigella was born.

She's a ancient history loving butch lesbian (she doesn't identify as one because I highly doubt that in the Ank world they know what a butch lesbian Is, but SHE'S ONE) who hates living in Amoi, and who always styles her hair like ancient male statues.

This Is so fucking embarassing by my part, to make up a really canon inaccurate happy lesbian romance for a dystopian yaoi fanfiction , instead of finishing all the 10000000 original sapphic wips I have in my computer, but It is what It is, and I hope that, if I'll ever become a published writer, nobody will old this against me.

But I want to show my mediocre Nigella's to drawings the world so look at her and LOVE her.

In the first pic she's very happy and very excited. She's in at a museum of ancient human relics and she just came across a set of sumerian bevelled rim bowls.

And yes, her nose Is supposed to be crooked, She broke It as a child during a fight.

[iholli]

Can we talk about Justice Lord J'onn for a moment? Because I feel like I was robbed. A Better World could've showcased how J'onn had changed due to loosing yet another person he cares for, and I frequently think about what the conversation between him and his Justice League counterpart would've been like.

Like Justice League J'onn would be so critical of him but he'd be like, "You'll be like me eventually." And that would've scared Justice League J'onn so badly IMO.

I also wish we could've seen more of how people's freedoms were taken in the Justice Lords' universe. Because something tells me Justice Lord J'onn no longer has an issue with using telepathy on those who don't accept the new regime.

YES PLEASSEEEEEEEEE. I can talk about J'onn all day and I can DEFINITELY talk about Lord J'onn omg.

YOU'RE SO RIGHT. He really didn't get enough screentime in the episode. I love love love what he got though and it says a LOT to me about his character tbh. He's very close and even kind of casual with the other Lords and he honestly seems like he doesn't want them to be on the ground [away from the Watchtower where they're protected ??? take it as you will] at least until they convince him it's necessary. He's got no problem lying to outsiders and taking advantage of their trust, and just generally going along with whatever the group decides. He reads kinda "I survived the loss of one family and I won't fail my new one [again]." to me. [this has me thinking like, what if Lord J'onn has this immense guilt bc his morals didn't allow him to read Luthor's mind without permission and that would've prevented Wally's death. SO HE DOESN'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE. fellas he makes me so sad. I make myself sad thinking about it. ow]

OH I TOTALLY AGREE, and to add, I think the conversation in Divided We Fall would be "You're already like me." [ALSO I'M STILL MAD HE'S THE ONLY ONE WE DIDN'T SEE FIGHT IN THAT SCENE.] I've got a little on this coming up in my J'onn ramble part 2 but we can see in JLU that he's already going down that road, however he knows and regrets it, he doesn't WANT to get to that point. So having that version of him that he KNOWS exists, that he's trying so desperately to keep himself from becoming, telling him he's already past that point would be a horrifying wakeup call. And I could easily believe this was a big driving force in why he ends up leaving four episodes later [he DID try to leave at the end of A Knight of Shadows sooooo 👀]. That's not going to go away especially for someone who's so intensely empathetic.

GOOOOOODDDDDDDD, I could genuinely just watch an entire DCAU series about the Justice Lords, they scratch such a specific itch in my brain and I'm so fascinated by them. I 10000000% agree with you. J'onn with no holds barred, J'onn who has lost too much, J'onn who genuinely believes it's him and his family against the world for better or for worse, he's not going to lose anyone else. LOOK AT STARCROSSED. When everything was at stake he didn't just invade Kragger's mind, he DESTROYED it. And J'onn is already incredibly impulsive as is, so if it's going to come down to the safety of his League family or the world ?? Game over. He's not even going to think twice. I actually talked about the telepathy issue in my long analysis and you are 1000% correct. In JLU J'onn already has less and less issue just taking whatever he wants from others' minds, it would genuinely only take a slight push for him to start using his powers to force people into line, so it's easy to assume this is the case for Lord J'onn. And honestly ??? League J'onn is angrier, he's more involved, he's kind of ruthless doing whatever it takes to protect his family [and only stops short because he constantly, consciously knows he has to keep himself in check. even that holds him back less and less as JLU goes on]. I think he'd be even scarier than Lord J'onn had Divided We Fall ended differently. Hell, he nearly sacrificed the world once, and that was way before he really saw the worst humanity had to offer.

or perhaps Lord J'onn was the same way at the same point in his timeline, and we just saw him after the world was already secured and he could sit back a little ?? that could explain a lot tbh. like I said, I could talk circles about him 😂

[gourmetweeddogs]

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Brody x Chuck

Doan x Kayla

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Brody x Matt

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Jojo x Papa Louie

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Kenji x Mitch

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Didar x Duke Gotcha

These are god tier ships so treat them as such

-Love, MamaEarth

Casually ignores this because I'm afraid of what I'll see

Welp fellas i'm being held at gunpoint again so i guess i'm gonna have to do this!

7/10 I think these two could work... I think they'd make a cute couple. Brody would sit in class and draw chuck 24/7 and chuck would be like HOW ARE YOU FAILING ART SCHOOL YOU HAD LIKE 40 MAJORS-

8/10 cutee. They'd be nice together. Kayla would just casually walk into the Pastaria and Doan would just stand there on the verge of going into cardiac arrest bc she's gorgeous (you read the ao3 didn't you you menace)

100/10 They're adorable! I can see them just putting stickers on each other for no reason and holding hands all day like the silly goofy couple they are😊😊

8/10 i think they'd be good friends, but don't really see them as a couple. Plus tony is a canon asshole and would bully Brody to tears if matt ever told him that they were dating💀

6/10 heh. They'd be nice friends, but i don't see budwin as Doan's type....his laziness would probably drive Doan to insanity and lead him to smother the poor thing with his own pillow (well, that was a bit farfetched but you get my point)

5/10 i'm confused

10/10 Aww....never considered these two together but i like it! They'd go to eachothers restaurants and be like "hey babygirl😏" and everyone else in the line would be like "bro what the fu-"

10000000/10 EARTH YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME KENJITCH💖💖

6/10 oh. That's a um, very unique ship if i do say so myself....too bad half the fandom hc allan as a drug addict/dealer so in any case it might not work, but here i think it's pretty cute!

😐👉🏻🚪

Anyways thankies for the ask wifey! You should do them more often!(what am i saying please don't)

You're a real one MamaEarth,

-YourLocalHimbo

[astral-athame]

Which of the OT4…

is the best storyteller?

Smiles the most?

Has the most fashionable clothes?

Has a secret RP/Tumblr acc?

Is most likely to pee in the woods during a road trip?

Would be a classic Hollywood villain for Halloween?

Is the best hugger?

Would be your date to a wedding?

@dhampiravidi

Okay! Absolutely feel free to correct me / give your own opinions / etc. BUT:

Best Storyteller: Jayn! Cass tells stories sometimes, too, but she's found that she's better at lyrics and poetry kinda writing (I imagine, with the kiddos, she's more likely to make up silly songs to get them to remember things or just for fun). But I feel like Jayn does the best actual story telling for sure! (Though Pogue does absolutely silly, almost nonsensical, stories sometimes~)

Smiles The Most: Cass! She's really good at smiling despite almost anything. I also think she's just easily amused and generally tries to keep a happy demeanor <3

Has the most fashionable clothes: That one's hard. I actually don't know... ^^; I don't think it'd be Cass- she doesn't care at all about what's in fashion, she just likes to wear things that are comfy or that she thinks look cool. I think Pogue is kind of the same way- he could afford to be fashionable, but he just wears what he likes and what's comfy (and, also, what he feels he looks good in). Though I can see him accidentally being pretty fashionable xD

Has a secret RP/Tumblr account: Both Cass and Jayn. And they're mutuals who read each others fanfics and leave comments on them and such... they just don't know they're each other xD Cass would 10000000% rp too, probably in a bunch of different fandoms. So if Jayn does, too, I can even see them crossing paths in rp without knowing it.

Is most likely to pee in the woods during a road trip: POGUE. I don't think I have to explain this, to me it's obviously Pogue xD Cass is gonna hold it until she can get to an actual restroom of some sort unless she has NO choice xD

Would be a classic Hollywood villain for Halloween: Hmm... I dunno about this one, honestly. I think I could see any of them doing it, especially on what you consider a "classic Hollywood villain". But PLEASE tell me your thoughts on this! I wanna know!

Is the best hugger: Cass gives the most hugs, but I feel like Caleb gives the best hugs. I just feel like his hugs are really warm and, also, he's 6'2" meaning he's about a foot taller than both of the girls so when he hugs them, he practically engulfs them completely xD (Maybe I'm also biased because we've discussed that Caleb is the only one in the group who is strictly a dom and that correlates to him being a good hugger in my head for some reason xD) I dunno about your thoughts on Jayn's hugging- but I feel like Pogue gives good hugs, don't get me wrong! But he gives a lot of side hugs, ya know? Like, the kind where he wraps one arm around someone's waist and pulls them kind of against his side. Also- I feel like there's a bit of awkwardness occasionally because his parents didn't hug him a lot as a kid, and his dad basically never did, especially not after he was, like, 5 or 6. So once he and Caleb start being more coupley, I feel like he's really awkward about physical contact with Caleb, even more casual stuff that he was fine with before. At least for a little while, anyway.

Would be your date to a wedding: Mine? Oh gosh, it'd depend on whose wedding! I'm out to some of my family and, generally, I prefer dating girls over guys, so probably Jayn or Cass if it's a wedding for anyone who already knows how not-straight I am. I'd lean towards Jayn because, as much as I love Cass, I feel like it'd be extra fun to go with Jayn <3 But if I had to go to the wedding of a more conservative family member or something who doesn't know that I'm pan (because I have some very religious family members...) then I'd take Caleb over Pogue. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to take Pogue... but I feel like Caleb would be better suited to the situation. I think he's polite and he's a good conversationalist. Pogue has long hair, too, and I know a couple family members who would make shitty comments about it wrapped in, like, the guise of a "joke" and I wouldn't want to subject him to that. But Caleb would be the kind of guy they wouldn't even think twice about except to say that he seems nice, or smart, or that he's handsome. So it wouldn't draw any unwanted attention. Also- going back to Jayn, I feel like she'd help me come up with an excuse to get out of there earlier if things got uncomfortable because I get high stressed at large social gatherings (which is why I'm not looking forward to Christmas ^^;). And Caleb would be able to handle it if I had a minor panic attack from not having a moment to get away from other people for long enough. I think he could cover conversation for us both pretty well so I could be quiet if I was overstimulated xD So, yeah! Jayn or Caleb! Jayn for a wedding I'd feel more comfy at, Caleb for one that I'd be more anxious about attending~ (Alternately, if you meant it as who would Cass take- she'd take all 3 of them and introduce all of them as her date and when people laughed about it or didn't take her seriously, she'd be like "No. Really. These are my boyfriends and my girlfriend and we're all dating / married" like... if they have a problem with it, that's on them xD Though if she only had a plus one and none of the others were invited so they couldn't all go, she'd chose whoever wanted to go, and if more than one wanted to, then it'd come down to whoever had the day off or could get it off most easily or they'd have to do a little rock-paper-scissors to decide~)

[bisluthq]

my take is:

back during tatty 1.0, they both were kinda casual, (but intense) kinda noncommittal, so it didn’t really go any further. they called it offs and each met different ppl (chloe, sam, sophia or marcus; verses in peter)

then taylor hit it off with calvin

that wasn’t going well (bejeweled) she met joe for the first time and something sparked (high infidelity) - i’m still not that convinced it was actual cheating, or just emotional (you made me feel something he hasn’t in a while sort) but joe wasn’t committal then, so they just ended up being ~friendly~

she met tom, and tom intrigued her and seemed to promise the kind of commitment and attention (big romantic stuff) she needed then, becoming a good excuse to leave calvin (getaway car). (and i guess he seemed a good distraction from the kimye gate that broke out then, until he wasn’t)

but taylor wasn’t feeling it much with tom. so she broke things off. stayed friends with joe throughout and things became casual, unserious at first. she was in but unsure of his - we know how that went with the entire rep onwards lore.

while they had problems/conflict (communication, personality, jealousy, and later privacy) they were still very much in love to ignore all that, or seemingly patched up temporarily (afterglow, the great war)

but the cracks were getting bigger to ignore + their each own mental struggles.

so while things were going nowhere and they both weren’t at the same page (taylor wanting marriage, joe not so), taylor rekindled with matty, began to develop feelings, tired of the stagnancy with joe.

taylor lost hope of future with joe, and matty seemed to promise the kind of love she needed then. so she broke things off, and tried things with matty. and they both were intensely into each other.

until matty couldn’t keep his promises and ghosted taylor. (as told in entirety in ttpd)

seems like matty for joeover was what joe was for calvin. except joe wasn’t big with words nor committal then that she couldn’t dive straight in and went for the next best option, tom (who must’ve pursued hard).

tatty 1.0 was fun but taylor also had committal issues then so that went nowhere. and i think taylor tired of the dating-around image she had, wanted someone more stable (and calvin promised that then).

and i guess this what-if history played a big factor in tatty 2.0 (taylor’s romanticist nature) along with matty promising to be a changed man and the exact opposite (the all-in intense love, not just words but gestures and all) taylor had with joe in their pre-final-breakup months.

10000000% agree with this essay. Literally would stand by basically every line as tho I wrote it myself queen. Excellent take imho.