#1-800-are you butching

[arthur-lesters-tummy]

the butcher!

[sunluvbot]

✮ my favorite ao3 enhypen fics ✮

|| updated 10.30.24 ||

*disclaimer: all of these fics are mxm & contain smut (mdni!!!)

˗ˏˋ heeseung + jake ˎˊ‐

✮ - oh, is it love? by malamyszk

✮ - like a prayer by achoome & pinkfire

✮ - all i want for christmas (is you, tree farm guy) by malamyszk

✮ - mixed up by pinkfire

✮ - a haunting (and now you’re mine) by malamyszk

✮ - but no one’s supposed to, they just want to by malamyszk

✮ - what the water gave us by malamyszk

✮ - like there’s no one other than you (and our kids) by malamyszk

✮ - you’re the warmth in my chest (let’s light a fire) by mooniik

✮ - that’s how the light gets in by ponyohoon

✮ - have to pay by pinkfire

✮ - i’ll be like one of your girls (or your homies) by ponyohoon

✮ - curiosity killed the… dog by pinkfire

✮ - surfacing by enhasjaeyun

˗ˏˋ heeseung + jay ˎˊ‐

✮ - primus inter pares by justlookagain

✮ - can’t control my body by geminicat

✮ - always home by amoreyen

✮ - the virtruvian man by yvth

˗ˏˋ jay + jake ˎˊ‐

✮ - he my best friend, yeah we not a couple by devianthee

✮ - we got seven seconds left in heaven (then it’s back to life) by devianthee (pt. 2 of he my best friend, yeah we not a couple)

✮ - one more time by orphan_account

✮ - tricked my treat by midge03

✮ - nirvana in different skin by celestefics

✮ - good for you (series) by wwisteria

✮ - open up your soul a little more, flood it by worldstar

˗ˏˋ jay + sunghoon ˎˊ‐

✮ - head shot-drank by scarletsunbeams

✮ - cotton, kfc and a mother’s sickly love by midge03

✮ - from the top (to the bottom, what is this?) by midge03

✮ - insouciance by etudeism

✮ - kiss it better by anonymous

✮ - leave it like an unmade bed (keep it messy) by ponyohoon

˗ˏˋ jake + sunghoon ˎˊ‐

✮ - all was golden in the sky (when the day met the night) by anonymous

✮ - all day (burn me) by anonymous

✮ - littering is butch (no not really) by midge03

✮ - it’s just a “bro” thing by anonymous

✮ - footsteps by nicoismysenpai

✮ - sink or swim by ponyohoon

✮ - 1-800-want u by devianthee

✮ - long haul by untilitbreaks

˗ˏˋ sunghoon + sunoo ˎˊ‐

✮ - anything but mine (1/2) & you were never mine (but do you remember?) (2/2) by darlingriki

✮ - fever by reesablue

✮ - love the way you wear that by eatcereal

✮ - want you (to want me too) by collectingseaglass

✮ - i wanna be in the sequel by merodies

˗ˏˋ heeseung + sunoo ˎˊ‐

✮ - eat me softly by gemxblossom

✮ - this kind of love is getting expensive by pinkfire

✮ - yours for the weekend by anonymous

˗ˏˋ sunoo + hyung line ˎˊ‐

✮ - bad behavior (one-shot series) by sunoosphere

˗ˏˋ jay + jake + sunghoon (mxmxm) ˎˊ‐

✮ - use me, defuse me by devianthee

✮ - just between you & i by enhasjaeyun

✮ - adventures in shame by myathewolfeh

✮ - fifth wheeling by wwisteria

✮ - pass your boy the heatwave by devianthee

˗ˏˋ heeseung + jake + sunghoon (mxmxm) ˎˊ‐

✮ - fresh paint job, check! by worldstar

*note: as you can tell, i’m a heejake enthusiast and heavy heejake reader LMAO also malamyszk is the BEST heejake writer in the entire world so please show their works some love!! let me know if all the links are matched up correctly, this took me a while to do so there may be some mistakes. i’m not sure if you need an ao3 account to access these, but the link should bring you right to the fic!*

[w3ath3r-0f-sw34t3rz]

pride playlist 🏳‍🌈🎶

Found Heaven (conan gray) "don't be scared, little child // you're no demon // there's a God in the sky // don't believe him // don't be scared, little child // of that feeling // you're in love // you found Heaven"

seven (taylor swift) "and I think you should come live with // me and we can be pirates // then you won't have to cry // or hide in the closet"

Sweater Weather (the neighborhood)

girls (girl in red) "they're so pretty, it hurts // i'm not talking 'bout boys, i'm talking 'bout girls"

I Wanna Be a Boy (addison grace)

Strawberry Blonde (chloe moriondo) "her hair is a dark, strawberry blonde // and when i'm with her, nothing is wrong // takes my hand in hers when the lights aren't on // smaller than mine and oh god i am gone"

Sofia (clairo) "i think we could do it if we tried // if only to say you're mine // sofia, know that you and i // shouldn't feel like a crime"

Juliet (cavetown)

Boyfriend (marika hackman) "i hope your boyfriend doesn't mind // you tell me that you love me every time // i held his girl in my hands // she likes it 'cause they're softer than a man's"

Butch 4 Butch (rio romeo)

I Want To Be With You (chloe moriondo)

You Need to Calm Down (taylor swift) "sunshine on the street at the parade // but you would rather be in the dark ages // making that sign, must've taken all night // you just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace // and control your urges to scream about all the people you hate // 'cause shade never made anybody less gay so"

i wanna be your girlfriend (girl in red)

Boy Bi (mad tsai)

LUNCH (billie eilish) "i could eat that girl for lunch // yeah, she dances on my tongue // tastes like she might be the one"

Samantha (chloe moriondo)

Boyfriend (dove cameron) "i could be a better boyfriend than him // i could do the shit that he never did // up all night, i won't quit // thinking i'm gonna steal you from him // i could be such a gentleman // plus all my clothes would fit"

Why Didn't I Kiss Her (The Useless Lesbian Song) (ratwyfe)

Sometimes Sunshine (seasalt) "oh, i know you got a boyfriend // and i know you don't like his touch // oh, i know you got a boyfriend // he says he loves you but does he this much?"

A Shitty Gay Song About You (ezra williams)

Boys & Girls (conan gray)

Flaming Hot Cheetos (clairo) "girlfriend or girl that's a friend? // it's easy just to pretend // that we don't have something real, it's just how we feel"

Gay Girls (pillow queens)

Michelle (sir chloe) "you know just how to be cruel // when you shake your hips that way // paint your lips that way"

1-800-DATEME (mxmtoon) "girl after guy, crush after crush // never really figured it out with someone"

Home (cavetown) "often, i am upset that i can not fall in love, but i guess // this avoids the stress of falling out of it .. i'll cut my hair // to make you stare // i'll hide my chest // and i'll figure out a way to get us out of here"

happy queerdom! <3

[ratsoh-writes]

How do monster stats work?

What would someone see if they "Checked" one of the skeletons?

Ehehehehe finally this question is getting answered!!!

Ok so when someone performs a “check”, they see five things: LV, HP, DF, AT and status

LV:

Level of love, or basically how many kills this monster has had. This stat will show as 0 for any monster/human who’s never killed, a first kill is set firmly at 1 and the number increases slowly with the more violence the monster/human has performed.

LV climbs slowly, so high numbers are a lot harder to achieve than you think. The majority of fell monsters only have an LV around 1-3, and the highest number in recorded history was Laios the Violent, a ruler in outerfell during the war between monsters and humans. His LV was said to be 35 before he finally died. Truly a beast.

The highest LV of all the skeletons would be coffee who has a solid 9. Next is butch who has a 8.7.

Monsters who are LV sick and past the controllable stages LV stat will change to a fuzzy unreadable blob instead of a number.

HP:

This stat reflects the status of the body, mind and souls health. For humans, their number rarely goes down for emotional damage except in moments of crisis, but for monsters who’s souls are directly connected to their bodies, strong emotional damage can read the same as actually being physically damaged

The average HP of a healthy human is between 500-800, and the average HP of a healthy monster is between 450- 600.

The base number of a humans/monsters HP can be increased or decreased based on how fit they are mentally and physically, so often a persons base number fluctuates over time.

Monsters with dimming never see their HP go past 100

Any monster who becomes a royal gets a massive boost to their HP through the ritual, putting them at average 1600-2200.

DF:

DF, or the defense stat, is a number describing how sturdy one is against magical attacks. Defense has nothing to do with actual physical armor and cannot be increased by any outside force.

The average DF for humans is very narrow, between 30-40. For monsters it’s a lot more flexible with any number between 1-100.

Through intense training of one’s magic, it is possible to increase DF, but it really doesn’t change too much. Masters at combat often report their stat only going up a couple points over their whole lifetime

AT:

AT describes the power behind a monsters magic attack, not their physical attacks or strength.

AT is a stat that only appears in humans who have access to their souls, so it only shows in witches. In a normal human, the spout where a check shows AT is left blank

AT can range anywhere between 1-100 for monsters, and for mages and witches that range increases to 1-130.

For royals, they get a boost of 35 to their AT in addition to whatever their base number was before

AT is directly related to HP so, when a healthy monster/witch trains and gets fitter, they can see their AT increase, as well as when they become sickly it decreases. Its rates of increase and decrease are much smaller than HP though.

The average monster will lie between 15-30 in AT, above average is 31-45 and anything beyond that is considered incredibly talented regardless of monster type

STATUS:

The status is a very brief summary of how that person is doing. It usually shows as a short sentence like “darling is craving something sugary” or “mister is anxious about his upcoming test”. It rarely goes into detail unless the monster being checked wants someone to see what they can’t say.

Here’s a little example of what you’d see in a check, using sans!

Sans Wingdings

LV: 0

HP: 380/380

DF: 9

AT: 12

STATUS: “yes he’s aware this raises more questions than answers”

And last but not least, a few more facts about checks

It’s considered very rude and invasive to perform a check without permission, one never does this to a stranger unless they’re sure they’ll win a fight with them lol.

When a human joins a coven and trains to be a witch, the first spell they’ll learn is how to perform a check

In order to become a professional fighter (magic sparring) one needs a DF stat of at least 15 or higher. Anything lower than that is considered a high risk for permanent injury and won’t be allowed in any competitions.

In order to join the royal guard, you need a minimum of 10 DF and 15 AT.

The royal with the highest DF is Asgore with a whopping 89

The royal with the highest AT is toriel with a whopping 105.

It’s impossible to hide performing a check as it’s a very “loud” sensation. People have described their soul being checked as similar to feeling their insides being “wrapped up”. It’s not painful, but definitely uncomfortable if you’re not expecting it.

[vulgrados-best]

1-800-how’s my portrayal?

So good, the normal stuff, the biology stuff, the philosophical poetry stuff and the links so many links! Your art is very good too, but that’s not like muse specific, so, uh…

No complaints, 10/10, obsessed with this butch with purple hair and pronouns <3

// WOOO IM GETTING A GOOD GRADE IN OC /SILLY

// But seriously I'm glad to hear you like the variety of stuff including Miguel's philosophical musings! And the art :]

[lxvelyhxney]

degrees of lewdity school love interests and their favorite songs (but I don't know many songs). These are just my opinions.

Robin

any game songs

but specifically sad Minecraft songs.

they cry when they hear it because Minecraft is the only game that Bailey bought for them (and even then, Bailey didn't buy it. Bailey was gifted a box of children's games/toys and everyone got something out of it. Robin just so happened to get Minecraft. Robin doesn't know this.)

Robin likes some soft hyperpop. The kind that is upbeat and chipper but not too loud.

A few specific songs are:

Brass Goggles [2011 Release Version]-Steam Powered Giraffe

Goodbye to a World-Porter Robinson

I Love You- Animal Crossing soundtrack

Buddy Holly-Weezer

Vending Machine of Love-The Stupendium

I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams-Weezer

Kylar

Slow, sad songs are Kylar's JAM.

But sometimes, just SOMETIMES, Kylar will love to listen to fast and sad/mad songs.

They also love to listen to songs that just SCREAM to the listener the most depraved ways they will hurt/kill/fuck people.

Night core. They will not listen to songs that are "sped up, " they will listen to NIGHT CORE.

They also frequently listen to Vocaloid.

Some specific songs are:

Coin Locker Baby- MATERU

First Love/Late Spring- Mitski

all I want is you-Rebzyyx

I deserve this-Rebzyyx

Honeybee- Steam-Powered Giraffe (I think this was their parents love song and he wants it to be yours as well)

I'm so crazy for youuu </3- Rebzyyx

Whitney

Like Kylar, Whitney will listen to fucked up shit.

Unlike Kylar, Whitney will fucking beat someone up if they say they are listening to night core. It's sped up, they say. They are not a weirdo who listens to vocaloid, they say.

They have listened to Vocaloid before.

They will listen to the weirdest shit ever.

Have you heard that one song where they remixed the Carmen Winstead copypasta? That is their fucking ASMR they listen to to go to sleep.

Also a lot of pumped up music that some guy might use in the background of working out vids.

Some specifics:

Rainbows and Stuff- ICP

Closer-Nine Inch Nails

HURT- 1-800-PAIN

Shooter-Clipping

My Mother Wants Me Dead- carolesdaughter

Custer-Slipknot

Sydney

Pure Sydney doesn't listen to any music accept little Bible chorus worthy shit.

Fallen Sydney however....

The fucked up shit is uncoveres again!!!

Hardcore Rock capable of blasting your ear drums out if you put your headphones on max and put them in your ear, and listened. Sydney loves it.

Also some horror movie level shit is up high on Sydney's list too.

They still don't get a lot of time to listen to music much, so they don't have a lot of favorites..

Here are some examples:

Closer- Nine Inch Nails (again)

No Surpries-Radiohead

Weezer (any song)

Cult of Dionysus-The Orion Experience

Blow My Brains Out-Tikkle Me

Butch 4 Butch-Rio Romeo

[powerpuff-ali]

Back from the dead to say that Boomer had some of the best lines in the series compared to his brothers (I mean Butch barely spoke anyway). When this boy says something, he says it from his chest, fully confident, no stutter.

Exhibit #1, the very iconic,

You girls are gonna eat your words, spit em out, and eat em again.

A little misguided but his heart was in the right place. An interesting taunt but one that only he could've thought of and executed flawlessly. Truly unique. 10/10

Exhibit #2,

Whaddya gonna do? Beat me up?

Not his best moment but an iconic line nonetheless. Like would Butch or Brick have the balls to say something this bold stupid to the same girls who made it a habit to beat villains on sight? I think not. This line gets an 8/10 however, he was bullying some kid and so he loses points for that. 6/10

Exhibit #3,

I'm not as dumb as I look

🥺 no you don't. Best boy. 11/10 because I'm biased.

Exhibit #4,

Boy, do you look dumb

Referring back to exhibit #3, he now sees what his brothers see when they look at him and he agrees that he is as dumb as he looks but doesn't make that connection. Again, absolutely iconic of him to still think he isn't as dumb as he looks. Oblivious to his flaws, 8/10

Last, Exhibit #5, my all time fav,

Mojo Jojo: Behold! The TRCP-800.

Boomer: You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?

I could write a book on this one line. This is by far one of the smartest things Boomer could have ever said. It was a phenomenal guess and it should've been the plan mojo had to begin with maybe then he would've proved that he was the more evil parent. Like this is the same boy who challenged the girls while he was alone commiting crimes. Clearly, his genius is like a diamond in the rough. 1000000/10 line.

[pipipinyyy]

Explaining why I have added every song in my entire and very long Niragi playlist because I can and because over analyzing him is my passion (I usually update it from time to time but I'll do it with the current songs)

Completely self indulgent post, but I decided to share to feed my fellow Niragi stans (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

This is entirely based on my view of the songs and how I interpret them while thinking about Niragi. I'm aware that most of them have entirely different meanings, this is just for fun :) (Also sorry if my explanations don't make much sense, English is not my first language and I might make mistakes when trying to put my feelings and thoughts into words)

This may contain manga/s2 spoilers

Hayloft-Mother Mother: Vibes

Criminal-Britney Spears: The whole song describes him ("he is a sucker with a gun") and the fandom's obsession ("mama I'm in love with a criminal")

Daddy Issues-The Neighborhood: I feel like he would act like this, using the most vulnerable spots to pick on someone ("cry little girl, nobody does it like you do")

Psycho-Jin Dogg, OVER KILL: Vibes

Riot-Hollywood Undead: He'd definitely start a riot like he did in the 10 of hearts, burning and destroying anything that crosses his path

Bitches-Mindless Self Indulgence: He most likely thinks he's a total fuckboy and popular with girls since he can get almost anything he wants out of scarying people

Baby's on Fire-Die Antwoord: Vibes

Insane in the Brain-Cypress Hill: This man is being consumed by his own way of protecting himself

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing-Set It Off: Based on how he feels towards the people who hurt him in the past ("Listen, mark my words, one day, you will pay" "You've always been a huge piece of shit, if I could kill you, I would" "Karma is gonna come collect your debt")

Death no more-IC3PEAK: Vibes

Gasoline-I Prevail: Sort of similar to Riot, ("So burn it all down, burn it all down, I don't give a fuck")

Toxic-Britney Spears: The whole fandom knows how much of a piece of shit this dude can be, but we still find ourselves liking/enjoying his character (to an extent), a toxic addiction

Nice Guy-GRLwood: As much as I love this man, he'd use the "I'm a nice guy c'mon" card just to fuck. If he wants to, he'll get it, if he doesn't, he'll most likely get mad

Dernière danse-Indila: Vibes

TRRST-IC3PEAK: Mostly vibes, I kinda see this song as how he felt the first time he killed someone on purpose inside the borderlands ("mama they say I'm a terrorist, I did nothing wrong but I got on the blacklist")

Saint Bernard-Lincoln: Vibes

Nowhere To Run-Stegosaurus Rex: Being with him at the Beach would either be ignoring each other completely or a game of tag, no inbetween. If this man wants to kill you, he'll get his fun time out of it as well ("You're gonna die, I'm gonna kill you")

The House of Wolves-Bring Me The Horizon: Based on how he sees life after being consumed by his current mental state ("Show me a sign, show me a reason to give a solitary fuck about your god damn beliefs" "What you call faith, I call a sorry excuse")

Smells Blood-Kensuke Ushio: Vibes

SIU-Maretu: Similar to Daddy Issues, don't expect this man to be a therapist. If he sees anyone crying or panicking in or outside a game, he'd most likely tell them to suck it up, just like this song.

Judgement-Kensuke Ushio: Vibes

MONSTER ENERGY GUN!-KevinKempt: Vibes + He for sure has an energy drink addiction, specially pre-borderlands

HURT-1 800 PAIN: Vibes

Fear Is The Mind Killer-Zheani: Vibes

I Bet on Losing Dogs: Based on how I know Niragi is toxic, and most likely unsaveable of his deteriorating mental state, but I still have him as my biggest comfort character ("I bet on losing dogs, I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place")

Emo Boy-Ayesha Erotica: He's been in an emo phase (and maybe still is), the lyrics are pretty self explanatory, they describe us Niragi simps perfecrly ("come on fuck me emo boy")

Crybaby-Destroy Boys: Vibes

The Fox's Wedding-MASA Works DESIGEN: Vibes

You're a useless child-Kikuo: We don't know much about his past, but judging by the unstoppable bullying he's suffered, his parents didn't care about him, or were straight up absent. He's been insulted by pretty much everyone in his past to the point of believing it and telling those things to himself ("You're a useless child, the most useless child in this world" "Drool in snot, dandruff, shit and piss" "I'm a useless child" "Nobody will save me" "I'm a lonely kid")

Take A Slice-Glass Animals: Vibes

Fighting With The Melody-Jimmy Urine: Vibes

Comics-Caravan Palace: Vibes

Rhinestone Eyes-Gorillaz: Vibes

Butch 4 Butch-Rio Romero: Mostly vibes, sort of how I think the most "peacefull" moments in a relationship with him would feel like, kind of bittersweet feeling

Suki Suki Daisuki-Jun Togawa: Yandere Niragi. If he's interested in someone, he'd go through an obsessive phase, most likely forcing the other person to "love" him. This man is so confused about the feeling of love that he's unable to tell when he loves someone or when he's obsessed with them due to his lack of attention ("Like you, like you, I love you. Say you love me or I'll kill you")

:(-The Garden: Vibes

Kitty City-Cyriak Harris: Vibes

Blood-My Chemical Romance: If Niragi went to a therapist, he'd act like this song, with his signature cocky and sarcastic personality (at least before he gets better) ("I can't control myself because I don't know how" "They can fix me proper with a bit of luck" "I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love")

A Mask of My Own Face-Lemon Demon: He feels like he needs to protect himself or else he will get hurt inside the borderlands by others again. He uses another personality, a completely ruthless one, even if he doesn't like it and hates himself for it, he doesn't see another way to deal with his fear, allowing his "new self" to consume himself. ("I'd wear that mask of my own face" "I look into my eyeholes and what do I see? A handsome motherfucker motherfucking looking back at me")

I'm a Murderer-Freddie Dredd: Mostly vibes ("I'm a motherfucking murderer")

'Cause I'm a Liar-Mcki Robyns-P: He would lie just for fun even in serious situations. If he needs to manipulate someone to survive, he'll do it his way, after all, he doesn't care anymore, he just seeks for excitement. ("Without emotion, without devotion. It's much easier to fake something happy")

I Disagree-Poppy: I don't know exactly how to describe it, but I feel like this is how he sees and feels the world and those around him, feeling misunderstood and going his own way ("If only all of you could see the world I see, then maybe everyone could live in harmony")

Personal Jesus-Mindless Self Indulgence: He has a superiority complex, that's for sure. I don't think he sees himself as a god, but I see him joking about it

Rainbow Factory-GLAZE, WoodenToaster: Vibes

Frontier Psychiatrist-The Avalanches: I kinda see this as Aguni taking the role of Niragi's "father figure" inside the borderlands, realizing he's turning insane and is unable to control him ("That boy needs therapy")

Hate it. Hate it. "JIGAHIDAI!"-WADATAKEAKI Kurage P: Jealousy. I can see it either in a pre-borderland situation where he hates the popular students in school, or inside the borderlands hating both Chishiya and Arisu. Jealousy takes over him constructing a big ego, causing himself to develop his superiority complex ("You see, I hate that popular girl!" "Does she think I don't notice? How she looks at me as if I'm trash" "I want to be praised" "I'm different from you all, I have my own ego! I'm not a side character" "I have zero common sense. I'm special")

Villain-Stella Jang: He knows damn well he's a villain, that's his goal after all, but what if someone took his point of view? wouldn't the villains be all of those who hurted him in the first place? ("We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side, but what if we are the villains on the other")

Violent-carolesdaughter: This is how I view an argument inside a relationship with Niragi. He's used to violence, to cause fear, and getting what he wants, so being in a healthy relationship would require a lot of patience and strenght. While he's getting better and suppressing those violent actions, there will be times where he accidentally uses violence or threatens the other person unintentionally, mostly hurting himself and his partner psychologically. The lyrics change between both points of view ("Don't make me get violent, I want my ring back baby that's a diamond" "She knows I'm a wreck" "I gave you all my trust and I told you just don't break it")

Hey Bunny-Baby Bugs: Based on how I think it would feel to partner up with him inside the borderlands and catching feelings for him while knowing the huge mess he is ("Hey bunny, what's with those evil eyes?" "Hey bunny, what the hell is wrong with us?" "Hey bunny, what if I loose you too? If I become the monster, together we can always be blue")

Kokoronashi-majiko: I'm pretty sure Niragi isn't able to see himself as someone able to love, even if he doesn't want to be alone (just like when he confesses this feeling while fighting with Chishiya and Arisu). If someone truly loved him and was willing to not letting him go, it would hurt. He can't see himself as someone who can love or be loved, so he can't accept the love he's seeking for in case that turns him "weaker" making his true self confront with the protective mean personality he's created. He could learn how to accept it, so he might want the other person to stay in the end, but it wouldn't be easy for him to accept it ("It's awful, I'd rather you destroy my body, tear it to sheds, do as you please" "No matter how much I'm loved by you, my heart is just one" "I don't know this, don't leave me alone")

Nightmare Parade-FAKE TYPE.: Vibes

Slipping Through My Fingers-Meryl Streep, Amanda Seyfried: Niragi seeing himself loosing his young, gentle and caring personality due to his fear, being unable to control what's happening inside, nostalgia and sadness kicking in ("The feeling that I'm loosing her forever" "That funny little girl" "Sometimes I wish that I could freeze the picture and save it from the funny tricks of time")

Kuroneko No Tango-Pink Martini, The Von Trapps: Vibes

YKWIM?-Yot Club: Him confroting his feelings of loneliness when he's left alone with his thoughts ("It feels like I care too much when I'm alone, oh no")

Romantic Lover-Eyedress: Just appreciating his physical appearance ("She's a killer, I love her features")

Wrecking Ball-Mother Mother: Based on how he sees himself as someone who needs to destroy everything in a way or another in order to be powerful + the fun he has with it ("Call me a reckless wrecking ball" "Let's break it just because we can")

Edge-Rezz: Vibes

Freaks-Surf Curse: Again, confronting feelings when loving someone, but not in such a painful as Kokoronashi ("I need a place to stay where I can cover up my face" "Don't cry, I'm just a freak")

Little Bit-Lykke Li: Vibes

6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con)-Will Wood and the Tapeworms: Vibes

PHONKY TOWN-PlayaPhonk: Vibes

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE-Måneskin: Freaky time. He would absolutely love this song, definitely his type of thing ("You could be the beauty and I could be the monster" "I wanna touch your body so fucking electric" "I wanna make you hungry, then I wanna feed you")

#BrooklynBloodPop!-SyKo: Vibes

A Cold Freezin' Night-The Books: Vibes

A Pearl-Mitski: My most favorite song to associate with Niragi. Represents his evolution as a character. Creating an scenario where he is loved by someone,he rejects it at first, acting tough ("I don't want your touch") and then proceeds to explain why ("It's just that I fell in love with a war, nobody told me it ended" "it left a pearl in my hand and I roll it around every night just to watch it glow") the war being the borderlands and his new personality, he loved it, but nobody drew a line and it's getting out of hand. The pearl is the feeling of power, the one he has to remember when feeling weak just to feel something. At the end of the song it changes to ("Sorry I can't take your touch"), realizing that he wants love, but he's not able to take it or else he'll become the Niragi from the past

Problematic-Bo Burnham: Him acknowledging his problematic actions but not wanting to apologize because he doesn't feel the need to. He knows he's done bad things but he is going to laugh at it and be a sarcastic mf about it

First Love/Late Spring-Mitski: Similar to Kokoronashi, he wouldn't be able to accept love and how it makes him feel. He would think that he prefers for everyone to hate him and be lonely instead of sacrificing his tougher side. Also talks about how he's grown way too quickly for him to understand feelings properly ("So please hurry leave me, I can't breathe, please don't say you love me" "One word from you and I would jump out of this ledge I'm on baby" "I was so young when I behaved 25, yet now I find I've grown into a tough child"

The Other Side Of Paradise-Glass Animals: Vibes

Bodybag-Chloe Moriondo: How I feel about liking his character, confronting feelings basically ("Don't know if I hate you or if I wanna date you" "I don't wanna like you, I just wanna tie you up, then keep you in a cage and watch you sleep for ages"

Get Into It (Yuh)-Doja Cat: Vibes

Psycho Killer-2005 Remaster- Talking Heads: Vibes

HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U!!!-CORPSE, Night Lovell: Vibes

INFERNO-Sub Urban, Bella Poarch: Again, another song that describes him pretty well ("Baby I'm the reason why hell's so hot" "Terribly like terrible, she's a villain" "Think I'm getting butterflies but it's really something telling me to run away")

Bad Morning-Omori: Vibes

Trouble Brewing: Vibes

Dueles Tan Bien-Bruses: Another song about my confronting feelings with this man ("You know what? You taste better than alcohol to me. You know that and you've got control" "Because you hurt, and you hurt so good that I don't know what to do")

And that's it!! This took me the whole day to write but it makes me very happy to be able to share it :)

I've you've read the entire thing, hope you enjoyed the character analysis! ლ(��‿◟ლ)

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CW: Domestic Abuse

I have been reading up on DV stats and this review study on DV in lesbian couples is kind of punching a whole through radfem rhetoric of men being uniquely violent.

https://mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml

Most illuminating fact is that it is as common in homosexual relationships as in heterosexual relationships. But while in het relationships the majority of DV is performed by men, in wlw couples abuse is not preferentially done by butches or femmes or similar ends of a spectrum, both are equally likely to be the abuser.

I would say that similarly in abusive het relationships, the masculinity of the man has no bearing on whether he is abusive.

In any case, if you are abused, pleaseseek help. People are there to help you.

National Domestic Abuse Hotline (US)

1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

or text "START" at 88788

https://www.thehotline.org

UK:

https://www.nationaldahelpline.org.uk

The freephone, 24-hour National Domestic Abuse Helpline

0808 2000 247

Germany:

https://weisser-ring.de/hilfe-fuer-opfer/opfer-telefon

116-006

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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 22)

"Manic"

@creatureofthen1ght-v3

Luna's drunk. She slides into a black fishnet slip-on. It grips her ass. She lights a joint as she hops onto Colson's dresser. Swinging her bare feet, getting high as she waits for him. It isn't long before he pops into his room, pleased by the sight of Luna. He's never seen her drunk before. Or at least not without him.

She giggles, sliding off the dresser. He sits on the edge of the bed, watching her prance towards him. She stops just in front of him. Turning sharply to the left, so he can gaze at her fat ass. With one full swoop Colson grabs Luna by the hips. Bending her over his knee. She's light in his grip

❗SLAP❗

He slams his full palm down on her ass. Luna yelps in pleasure. Colson's one huge hand is big enough to discipline both cheeks, when he places it directly in the middle. Luna's pussy flushes as she can't help but moan loudly. "AHHH.." Colson laughs. "My dirty girl likes to be spanked, hunh?" He taunts her.

"I do." She drawls out slowly, perking her ass back into the air.

❗SLAP❗

Luna let's out another yelp. Colson rubs her thinly covered ass, pleased with his work. "Come'er." He says, lifting her off of his lap onto the bed. She wiggles up the bed. Pushing the balls of her feet on his shoulders. Her toes make him even harder. "You're gonna get FUCKED!!" He declares to her giggles as he grabs her, pulling her down on the bed, close to him. As they exchange passionate kisses, he strips them both of all clothing.

Colon pushes into her in fully. Making her cry out "Bunnny...!!" Sucking hard on her pierced nipples, he grips her hips. She grinds into him hard, finding her place, while moving her feet against his naked body. Both moaning in pleasure. She arches her back as he pushes into her deeper. Sucking on her neck, pulling her hair. Wrapping her legs around him, she unsteadily bucks against him hard. He knows she's drunk. Teasing her, he holds her steady as he slides allllmost out of her, but not completely, making her twitch on his tip. Feeling her shake, Colson pushes deep into Luna. She grips his skin, ripping it open with her moans. He slams hard into her as he feels her tighten. She's bucking against him hard to both of their delight. "Buuunnnnyyy?" she asks his permission as she pants hard.

"Do it, Kitten." He demands. Pulling her hair back as they both cum. Hard.

He can feel Luna's body shaking under him. He pushes in again, making her cry out to his delight. He kisses her hard before sliding out. He watches her drunken ass wiggle, then snuggle into the bed. He climbs in next to her with a bottle of water and an 800. "Here." He nudges her limp body. She looks up blinking, trying to focus as she takes the water and pill.

"Thank you." She says softly before guzzling the bottle of water. She looks him in the eyes "Sleep, please?" She asks.

"Yup." He reassures her as he grips her tiny body inside his.

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"IT'S NOT RIGHT!!" She flies up. Manic. Catching Colson completely off gaurd. It's early in the morning. "It's NOT right." She declares again.

"What, Kitten?" He asks groggy and confused.

"Bad Things." She says shaking her head, slipping her naked body out of the bed. Lighting a joint.

"Bad Things?" He asks opening his eyes, still confused.

"The song." She had been pacing the room but stops suddenly to look directly at Colson. "Do you trust me?" She asks. Pulling fiercely on the joint.

"Of course." He replies without a thought.

"The song we wrote is wrong. It NEEDS to be live." She grabs a notebook out of her bag. "Do your guys know how to read music?" She's writing frantically. Joint resting in her mouth as she pulls and exhales out of her nose.

"GOD DAMN. She's sexy as FUCK when she's crazy." Colson can't help but think.

"Rook, Baze and AJ do..." He answers, sitting up, trying to catch up with her. He's never seen her move like this in the morning. EVER.

"Can you?" She continues, hands flying across the page. Still smoking the joint with only her mouth.

"Noooo...."

"I'll teach you." She asserts. Her hands still flying across the paper. She finally sets back, looking at the paper, satisfied. "C'mon" she says standing up. Nodding her head, finally handing the joint to Colson. "We have work to do." She tosses over her naked shoulder, heading into the bathroom and turning on the water.

Colson lays back down, hitting the joint long and hard "She's fucking right." He thinks "I knew it last night." As he climbs out of bed to join her in the shower, he's starting to hate how she's always right. Smiling to himself, he hits the joint again.

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Luna's manic as FUUCKK. Colson is starting to see why she doesn't do uppers. It's not even 10A and she already has Butch Vig, BUTCH FUCKING VIG, in his house!! After, fucking him like a maniac in the shower.

Luna's running over the chords with Rook, Baze, Colson and AJ. Slim is talking to Butch, going over what she already discussed with them. This is new for Slim but right up Butch's alley.

She looks over to Colson. "Watch me." she says. They're sitting, each with one of his Fenders in their laps. "You're gonna run a solo, before my chorus out." She tells him, running through it. Eyes meeting his. It's easy for him to pick up, it's his original beat, only strung out on a guitar. He loves it. They run through it again, Colson throwing in his own twist to her enthusiastic satisfaction.

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In the booth, behind the piano, she looks at the guys. "We're gonna run through once for a feel, then cut it live." They all nod in agreeance.

She begins playing the piano.

As she ends the lyric 🎶I'm all in, there is no maybe🎶 Rook slams into the drums with a rat-a-tat-tat before hitting the kick drum hard. AJ's riff slides in violently, Colson's right with him, as Baze drops in with his bass. Before Colson jumps on the beat, they all stop on instinct. Luna beams. Everyone looks around feeling the immediate electricity. "I think we can run it." She says, wide smile with a knowing look. Feeling confident, they all agree. She looks at Butch, swirling her black painted index finger into a circle. He nods.

She waits for his cue before she starts playing the opening chords on the piano. She hits the notes deep and passionately. Rook comes, slamming into the drums, as Colson's rides the beat of AJ's guitar smoothly while playing along side him. Baze's rhythm weaving them all together. The electricity in the booth is uncontrollable. Everyone feels the hype letting their own instrument drop out, then showcase itself again. Luna and Colson still teasing and singing to each other, like the day before. Only looser and louder, freestyling along the way. After her hook, Rook hits hard.

🎶I want you forever, even when we're not together. Tattooed you on my body so I can take you wherever, Like, I want you forever, Even when we're not together, tattooed you on my body so I can look at you whenever, yeah🎶

Colson and Luna sing together, across her piano and his guitar. Bodies throbbing for each other before Colson kicks flawlessly into his guitar solo, soaking Luna. The band is playing with everything they have each instrument blending with the other, BOOMING, before slowly fading out. She leads them with the chorus, showcasing her vocals.

🎶All things you say, all the things you do, make me fall more in love with you. Oh, Bunny, I don't wanna escape it. I'm all in. There is no maybe🎶 She finishes to Colson letting her piano and voice play them out with her devilish smile, lips throbbing for him.

"FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!! I HATE YOU!! THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER!!" Colson laughs, pulling off his headphones and swinging his guitar behind his back to scoop her up from behind the piano. He kisses her deeply. Rook slams a beat into his drums.

Butch comes over their headphones "We got it, guys." Nodding his head with Slim through the glass. Confirming what they all know. Luna is beaming with relief.

"FUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!" She excitedly screams back, gripping Colson tightly.

"So much better, Kitten." He whispers into her ear.

She squeezes him tighter with her whole body. Then shouts out "This deserves a FUCKING celebration!!!!" as Colson carries her out of the booth into the studio.

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"THAT is how you record a fucking record." Butch nods to himself "She can turn ANYONE into a fucking RockStar." He thinks, watching Luna, not knowing Colson's personal talents. He knows her grandmother very well and has worked with Luna before. Always thinking the same thing after watching her create. "THAT is a true fucking artist." He smiles, watching her freak out in the booth.

"THAT WAS FUCKING FIRE!!" Slim thinks, looking over at an impressed Butch.

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Inside the studio, the playback is insane. You can FEEL the intensity coming from the record. Jumping on the couch with a bottle of Jameson in her hand, Luna exclaims "YOU GUYS!!! THAT, WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!"

It's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon.......

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To be continued.....

[fineillsignup]

First starters, welcome on Clouds and Rain and happy see you have your inspiration back! There lot I want ask on the story itself. It be two question. One is about how marriages work back then, I did research but I'm little confused? And second didn't Lu Xun's cousin going married Zhu Ran, when we last saw him? I probably as about Taoism and Coufusiom( sorry for butched this up). I'm looking forward to see what happens.

You clarified in a second ask that in your first question you were asking about getting married without family.

(Caveat: all answers are broad strokes and from memory, also I am liberally sprinkling this with my personal biases, do not use this post to write a paper for class.)

Okay so whenever you ask questions about the 3rd century in China, you’re trying to get at what actually happened via 1. what they wrote about it at the time (that survived to the present day through being copied/edited through later centuries) and 2. what people wrote about it later using oral and no longer extant written sources (that survived to the present day with the same caveat about copies and edits).

So in terms of knowing what was actually going on, there are many big obstacles. One is, of course, that people often write down what they think should be happening, not what is happening; that one generation thinks a previous generation was too licentious or too prudish, too savage or too lenient; that people write to make their side look good; that people write to tell a moral or an exciting story without regard to facts; etc etc etc.

(Above: Cao Pi senses that I am not cutting him the same revisionist break I am giving every other asshole of his era and is justly offended.)

There’s also a specific problem in Chinese history which is that Chinese history had this (in my opinion) absolutely insane custom where the emperor’s name was taboo. But you couldn’t just not say/write the emperor’s name, but also every character that sounded like it. This in a language that is FULL of homonyms!!!! So people writing down a history in the year 500 using a source from the year 400 will be avoiding using all words that sound like their emperor’s name, and the source avoids using all words that sound like THEIR emperor’s name. CRAZY!

(Sima Zhao, seen here surfing on an enemy’s body, is responsible for a lot of this because of having been emperor when some of this was being recorded.)

Now because Confucianism values ceremony extremely highly, we do have very good records of what Confucians believed weddings ought to be like via a selection of the Confucian canon called the Five Classics. However, there is a problem, which is that what Confucians believed weddings should involve is kind of wack, and to be blunt, I find it hard to believe that even very strict Confucians would be able to reproduce it. Also, remember that the Three Kingdoms era is actually 800 years after Confucius.

I would summarize Confucianism as basically:

People are essentially good and can be even better if you teach them how to do so

There are probably gods and spirits, respect them, probably don’t think about them too much, definitely don’t fuck with them

There’s a Right Way for everything to interact

It’s really important that everybody uses the correct names and correct words

Because Confucianism saw the family unit as a bedrock of society, they spent a lot of time writing about how families should be constructed, how they should behave internally and externally, how they should interact. Polygyny is assumed, however, it should be noted that like most societies, only the very richest and most powerful men can accumulate multiple women, with only the very very very richest having something that people would recognize as a harem.

Good gravy I’m getting away from the question. Anyway.

Obviously the situation of orphans would have been even more familiar to people of ancient China than now, and in such cases, there is a two-prong approach wherein in some respects some other person acts as the parents, but also that the parents as deceased ancestors are still honoured.

Even though there was a Confucian ideal of marriage, there would have absolutely been suboptimal versions, shotgun weddings, and of course “fuck you, I’m the ruler around here, I do what I want”.

Since in Clouds and Rain I do away with polygamy as part of a real bare minimum in improvement of the status of women, I was even freer in my depiction of wedding customs.

Regarding Zhu Ran, and here I’m going to insert another gif, just because I can:

If you reread the chapter “非誠勿擾 (If You’re Not Serious, Don’t Bother)”, Lianshi played 4d chess with everybody. Zhu Ran was bothering Xingcai with his insincere flirtations, and Zhang Bao and Lu Yusheng were crushing on each other but wouldn’t act; Lianshi solved both problems by suggesting that Zhu Ran pursue Lu Yusheng in Zhang Bao’s hearing.

So (spoiler, but not a biggie, as they are very much a minor background couple) Zhang Bao married Lu Yusheng.

This is a pretty long answer already so I won’t try to answer about Confucianism and Taoism, a deep and wide topic, but if you have some specific issue you can send another ask. :)

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Diccionario loco para niños: Letra “A”

Importante: A menos de que se indique lo contrario, las imágenes que acompañan a las definiciones han sido tomadas de diferentes sitios y no han sido originalmente creadas por este grupo. Bajo cada una aparecerá el enlace de referencia. 

Abandono: Situación en la que se encontraron Hansel y Gretel cuando su madrastra le dijo a su papá: “debemos abandonarlos en el bosque, ya no hay suficiente comida.

“Hansel y Gretel” (1812) - Hermanos Grimm, recuperado.

https://artsequator.com/event/gretel-and-hansel/2019-03-20/

Abismo: Es un lugar tan pero tan profundo que no logras ver el final. Igual que cuando, por seguir al conejo dentro de la madriguera, Alicia resbala y cae por tanto tiempo que piensa:

“¡Bueno, después de una caída como

esta, va a parecerme una tontería

caerme por las escaleras de mi casa!

En casa pensarán que me he vuelto muy valiente”.

“Alicia en el País de las Maravillas” (1865) - Lewis Caroll, autor.

https://picclick.com/Alice-in-Wonderland-Down-the-Rabbit-Hole-312643771323.html#&gid=1&pid=1

Abrazo: Los abrazos son como helados, dan felicidad y cada uno tiene un sabor:

Los de limón son cuando te despides de alguien.

Los de chocolate son cuando te diviertes mucho y te los dan tus amigos.

Pero los mejores son los de vainilla y te los da tu mami cuando te caes.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/285890355/mom-hugging-little-son-drawing?utm_source=Pinterest&utm_medium=PageTools&utm_campaign=Share 

Abuela: Son unas personitas arrugaditas que son papás de tus papás y que empiezan a olvidar las cosas y hay que cantarles:

“Recuérdame, hoy me tengo que ir mi amor, recuérdame, no llores por favor, te llevo en mi corazón y cerca me tendrás a solas yo te cantaré soñando en regresar, recuérdame”.

“Recuérdame” –Remember Me- (2017) - Robert López y Kristen Anderson-López, compositores.

https://medium.com/latinx-mic/on-i-coco-i-grandmothers-and-legacy-d4a3b1a3b14

Aburrido: Sentimiento que te aviene cuando no sabes a qué jugar y no tienes con quien jugar y te dices:

“¡No sé qué hacer!- me lamento. Y mi reflejo murmura: “Qué atento te está mirando el Señor Aburrimiento bajo la luz de la luna”.

“Señor Aburrimiento” (2018) – Pedro Mañas y David Sierra Listón, autores.

https://www.casadellibro.com/libro-senor-aburrimiento/9788494746246/7567197

Abusivo: —Ja-Ja, te dice después de que te tropiezas con su pie frente a toda la clase.

El mes pasado, le lanzó un balón de voleibol a la cara de un niño, sus lentes terminaron rotos en el suelo.

Todas las semanas la directora cita a su mamá a la escuela por mal comportamiento de su hijo, y de vez en cuando ella viene y lo sermonea frente a nosotros. A su padre también lo llaman, pero desde hace varios años nunca responde.

Nelson Muntz -“Los Simpsons”- (1989 - presente) - Matt Groening, creador.

https://tenor.com/es/ver/nelson-baboso-los-simpsons-gif-10861995

Admiración: Hoy en la escuela aprendimos sobre la palabra admiración. La maestra nos dijo que era como cuando nos gustaba mirar a alguien porque hacía cosas asombrosas.

Luego nos pidió que dibujáramos a una persona a quien admiráramos. Tomás dibujó a su jugador de fútbol preferido, y dijo que lo admiraba porque le gustaba verlo jugar con la pelota. Yo decidí dibujar a mamá, porque me gusta verla conducir cuando me trae a mí y a mi hermano a la escuela todos los días.

https://www.tripsavvy.com/florida-car-seat-laws-2346887

Agallas: Los peces utilizan las agallas para respirar, pero conozco la historia de un pez llamado Marlín que demostró un tipo de agallas diferente:

“—Después de que el buzo te atrapó, tu padre siguió el bote como un loco. Ha nadado y nadado y hace todo lo que puede (…). Ahora nada con un grupo de tortugas marinas por la corriente australiana oriental y viene hacia acá“.

Los humanos también pueden tener agallas cuando tienen miedo y aun así son valientes.

“Buscando a Nemo” –Finding Nemo- (2003) - Andrew Stanton y Lee Unkrich, directores.

https://ohmy.disney.com/quiz/2015/08/24/quiz-which-finding-nemo-character-are-you/

Alegría: El compositor y músico Beethoven compuso el “Himno a la felicidad” y suena como:

¡Abrir los regalos de navidad!

¡Comer tu chocolate favorito!

¡Ir a piscina un día soleado!

“Sinfonía n. º 9 en re menor, op. 125” (1822-1824) - Ludwig van Beethoven, compositor.

https://utahsymphony.org/explore/2014/12/beethoven-part-4/

Alien: Los aliens no son de por acá, vienen de arriba, del espacio.

La gente piensa que los aliens son malos y quieren hacernos daño. Dicen que solo causan destrucción y que son peligrosos.

Lo que no saben es que los aliens pueden convertirse en tus mejores amigos, o mejor aún, en tu familia.

“Lilo & Stitch” (2002) - Dean DeBlois y Chris Sanders, directores.  

https://videojuegos.fandom.com/es/wiki/Stitch

Alocado: Hamlet había perdido a su papá y esto lo ponía muy triste. Vivía todo el día de aquí para allá, conversaba con el fantasma de su padre y hablaba solo. Ahora la gente pensaba que estaba loco.

“—Yo no estoy loco —Decía Hamlet —sino cuando sopla el nordeste; pero cuando corre el sur, distingo muy bien un huevo de una castaña”.

Si Hamlet nos dice que no estaba loco, entonces no estaba loco. Solo que a veces era un poquito alocado. Todos somos un poquito alocados en ocasiones.

“La tragedia de Hamlet, príncipe de Dinamarca” -The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark- (1602) – William Shakespeare, autor.

Imagen original creada por el grupo.

Amargura: Como dice el icónico gato de Cartoon Network, la amargura es “como si una oscuridad conquistara todo lo que es bueno”. Aunque debes recordar que estar amargado no es divertido.

“El increíble mundo de Gumball” -The Amazing World of Gumball- (2011 - presente) - Ben Bocquelet, creador.

https://www.polygon.com/tv/2017/2/17/14651050/amazing-world-of-gumball-the-console-rpg

Amor: El resultado del amor siempre es la alegría, por eso amar es “como cuando mi papá le va a pegar Nico y yo no lo dejo porque él es mi hermanito y yo lo amo”.

Santiago Díaz, 8 años.

https://www.sendscraps.com/brother.html

Amigo: Cuando partes el jarrón favorito de mamá, y alguien te dice:

“¿Tienes problemas? Ja, yo también, no hay nada que no pueda hacer por ti estando juntos todo marcha bien”.

Eso es un amigo fiel.

“Yo soy tu amigo” -You've got a friend in me- (1996) – Randy Newman, compositor.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-nz/p/toy-story/8d6kgwzl60zm

Angustia: Edvard Munch retrató la angustia en 1893, en su cuadro ‘El grito’. Seguramente tú también has gritado de la angustia por alguna evaluación o porque hiciste algún daño en casa.

“El Grito” –Skrik- (1893) - Edvard Munch, autor.  

http://diywalldecor.com.au/skrik-by-munch-paint-by-numbers-40x50cm-kit/

Animales: Los animales tienen diferentes habitad, unos viven en los bosques, otros en el mar, otros en las junglas, otros en las casas y otros en las granjas. Los animales hacen todos sonidos diferentes y pueden ser nuestros amigos, pero debemos cuidar de ellos.

Un viejo llamado MacDonald tenía una granja llena de animales y los cuidaba todos los días:

—El viejo MacDonald tiene una granja  i-a-i-a-o.

Con su OINC aquí, con su OINC allá.

Con su MUU aquí, con su MUU allá.

Con su CUA aquí, con su CUA allá

“El viejo MacDonald tenía una granja” -Old MacDonald Had a Farm- (1917).

Imagen original creada por el grupo.

Anormal: Utilizas esta palabra para describir a cualquier animal, persona o cosa que no corresponda a lo corriente o lo común; a veces es bueno no hacer parte del molde. Gracias a esto Violeta Increíble conquista a su crush.

Violeta: Me siento diferente, ¿diferente te gusto? Butch: Diferente es… Diferente es grandioso.

“Los Increíbles” –The Incredibles- (2004) – Brad Bird, director.  

Apego: Es un sentimiento que surge cuando quieres pasar todo tu tiempo con algo o alguien, y harías cualquier cosa por conseguirlo.

El apego es lo que siente la Ardilla dientes de sable por su bellota en las películas de la Era de Hielo, por eso siempre está causando estragos ambientales para alcanzarla.

“La Era del Hielo” –Ice Age- (2002) - Chris Wedge, director.

https://www.ebay.es/itm/Framed-Print-Scrat-The-Ice-Age-Squirrel-Hugging-His-Acorn-Picture-Poster-Art-/222157753570

Apestoso: Es un olor molesto que te puede generar ganas de devolver la comida que ya está en tu estómago. Burro entiende de eso:

“Burro: Pff, Shrek ¿tú hiciste eso? No manches, avisa antes de echarte uno. Traía la boca abierta. Shrek: Créeme, Burro, si hubiera sido yo, estarías muerto… Huele a azufre, nos estamos acercando. Burro: Ay, sí, azufre. ¿A quién quieres engañar? Si hubiera sido azufre, mi nariz no sufre”.

“Shrek” (2001) -  Andrew Adamson y Vicky Jenson, directores.

http://omgfacts.com/theres-a-conspiracy-theory-that-connects-shrek-to-pinocchio/

Araña: Es un individuo pequeño, pero peligroso; tiene muchas patas, muchos ojos y excelentes reflejos. Existen varios tipos de araña, pero ninguna te convierte en el hombre-araña. Aunque se dice que este es el animal que le dio poderes a Peter Parker, pero ¡cuidado! En la vida real, algunas de ellas pueden ser muy peligrosas.

“El Hombre Araña” –Spiderman- (1964 – presente) – Stan Lee y Steve Ditko, creadores.

https://www.comicburst.com/blog/amazing-spider-man-800-complete-cover-list/

Arrogante: Alguien que cree ser superior a todos y, por esta razón, suele comportarse de manera poco cortés. Quizá esto te recuerde a la actitud de aquella flor que nació en el  asteroide B 612, el planeta del Principito.

“—Ah, acabo de despertarme… le ruego me perdone… aún estoy toda despeinada. El principito, entonces, no pudo contener toda su admiración: —Qué hermosa es usted —A que sí —respondió dulcemente la flor—Y he nacido al mismo tiempo que el sol… El principito se dio cuenta que no era demasiado modesta, pero era tan conmovedora”.

“El principito” –Le petit prince- (1943) - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, autor.

https://www.laboutiquedupetitprince.com/en/others-43/pins-the-little-prince-the-rose-1930.html

Artimaña: Las artimañas son ideas ruines llenas de cálculos e inventos con el fin de concretar planes malvados.

Las artimañas son muy comunes en los científicos malvados[1]. Siempre utilizan una nueva artimaña para salirse con la suya, destruir el área limítrofe o convertirse en el mayor enemigo de su némesis.

Los científicos malvados no son muy talentosos en sus artimañas, todos los días fallan, y todos los días lo siguen intentando.

“Phineas & Ferb” (2007-2013) -  Dan Povenmire y Jeff Swampy, creadores.

https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Talk:Heinz_Doofenshmirtz

Asco: Sensación desagradable cuando estás cerca de algo que no te gusta. “cómo cuando uno siente wácala aquí en la garganta porque le acercan un brócoli, es muy  feo”.

Juan Pablo, 9 años.

http://viajesterapeuticos.com/viajando-el-asco-y-el-rechazo/

Asombroso: Es aquello que surge cuando alguien hace algo tan chévere, que terminas sintiéndote muy emocionado; hasta dudas si aquello puede ser real.

Así como las hazañas de Batman, para salvar a Ciudad Gótica de los retorcidos planes del Joker.

“Batman” (1939 – presente) -  Bob Kane y Bill Finger, creadores.

https://toywiz.com/dc-batman-63-comic-book-daniel-variant-cover/

Aterrador: Lo aterrador es todo aquello que no nos da miedo sino mucho miedo. No sabemos por qué ni cómo, pero el corazón nos late más rápido de lo normal y nuestra mirada se fija en un solo lugar.

Creo que la mayoría de las veces le tenemos miedo a lo que no conocemos ni entendemos. Muchos niños tienen miedo que algún monstruo salga de su armario, pero ¿y si algún monstruo tiene miedo de que un niño salga de su armario? Yo creo que es posible.

A los monstruos les aterran a los niños porque no los conocen, y a los niños les aterran a los monstruos porque tampoco los conocen.

“Monsters Inc.” (2001) – Pete Docter, director.

Imagen original creada por el grupo.

Ausencia: Lo que describe aquellos momentos en los que mamá o papá salió y está tardando  mucho en regresar. Sobre esto, un porteño escribió:

“Desde que te alejaste,

cuántos lugares se han tornado vanos

y sin sentido, iguales

a luces en el día”.

“Ausencia” (1923) – Jorge Luis Borges, autor.

https://ar.pinterest.com/pin/90564642476792952/?lp=true

Autoestima: La autoestima es cómo nos vemos a nosotros mismos. Si nuestras emociones no funcionan bien, tendremos una mala autoestima. Estamos tristes todo el tiempo y perdemos nuestro valor cuando estamos rodeados de personas.

Las emociones de una chica llamada Riley hicieron que perdiera su autoestima y por poco se extravía. Por suerte, Riley logró confiar en sí misma y recuperó su autoestima.

Cuando tenemos buena autoestima nos sentimos felices, capaces, aceptados y con mucha confianza.

“Intensamente” –Inside Out- (2015) – Pete Docter, director.

http://screenprism.com/insights/article/how-did-pixar-pick-the-core-emotions-for-inside-out-were-they-good-choices

[thezippingeon]

To be the Best(Kanto): A Pokémon Fanfic Chapter 1: Brother and Sister

“Brrring, Brrring” The ringing of a telephone broke the silence of an otherwise dead quiet building. Not three rings in, and the call was answered by a purple haired woman with fiery red glasses to match her eyes and a mahogany colored business suit.

“You’ve reached Team Rocket headquarters, this is Matori speaking, how may I transfer your call?” She asked into the other line. If one was far enough way, only incoherent babbling could be heard, but Matori, keeping the receiver close to her ear listened to every word and smiled, “I’ll get him on the line as soon as possible.” Matori pressed a button on the intercom next to her and spoke into it, “Sir, you have a call from the Saffron City prison, I’m transferring it to you right now.” In what seemed like nanoseconds, Matori no longer took to the call, instead, a tall man shrouded in shadows took over, his sleek beige cat Pokémon Persian on his lap, napping away and allowing its master to stroke it.

“This is Giovanni speaking, if this is Jessie and James calling, hang up now.” The man said before a few seconds of silence. “Ah, Butch and Cassidy, my favorite cohorts, what is it you need this time? Another bail out of prison? I’d be happy to do so.” The man’s assumption was shot down as the conversation continued, “I see... yes... a marvelous idea... perhaps with that insolent child away at who knows where, we can finally get some things done around here... We’ll follow through with your plan... The Kanto region will never suspect a thing...” Giovanni chuckled darkly as he hung up and continued to pet his Persian.

“Mrrrr... Miaow...” Persian happily cooed as its master pet it affectionately.

“Soon, my pet, we’ll have all of Kanto to ourselves, everyone, that’s EVERYONE will answer to only one name: Team Rocket!”

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The World of Pokémon, a place filled with creatures and people of all shapes and sizes, though it may seem impossible, humans and Pokémon have been together since the dawn of time, and have grown and evolved to share the small world with which they inhabit. Some people use Pokémon to fight each other in hopes of one day becoming Pokémon Masters. Others have them as pets, and some even use them for research purposes. With 18 elemental types and over 800 creatures in the world with more being discovered day by day, the world continues to flourish and adapt to make these two species continue to coexist in harmony even amongst conflict.

In the beautiful Kalos region, a small sleepy town by the name of Vaniville received a special wake up call when a bright red and white bird Pokémon flew in from the sky and landed on the mailbox of one house, reached into its bag-like tail, and pulled out an envelope before finally depositing it into the slot of the mailbox.

A young teenage boy watched the sight in anticipation and wonder from the window on the inside. He had messy dark grey hair, almost black, and lighter grey eyes, as well as a bright yellow sweater, concealing a navy blue t-shirt underneath, which matched his pants, and black shoes to match his hair. As soon as the Pokémon deposited its mail, the boy ran outside and smiled brightly.

“Thanks, Delibird!” He shouted as he waved goodbye to the mail Pokémon

“Deli-Deli!” It cried, waving back before flying off into the horizon.

The boy excitedly opened the mailbox and saw the very same envelope Delibird had delivered, not taking into account any other letters the Pokémon may have dropped off.

“Addressed to: Francois Robin Jr...” He read as he tore open the envelope hastily, praying in his head that what he opened contained what he was so desperately waiting for. He closed his eyes tightly and reached inside. Thin pieces of paper, rectangular shaped, two by four feeling. He narrowly and slowly opened one eye... and the other one shot open in excitement when he finally unveiled the contents: two tickets for a one-way trip to the Kanto region. “Yes!” He shouted before running excitedly back inside, “Maria! Sis! Maria!” He cried as he entered his room, amongst all the Pokémon books that stood tall on his bookshelf next to his bed that had its covers cast aside to the floor, there was another bed in the same room, this one was fluffier and pure white, in contrast to Francois’s maroon red bed sheets. In the bed was a teenage girl, about Francois’s age, but perhaps a month or so younger, unlike her brother, her hair was light brown, which complimented her hazelnut eyes, and her pajamas were light pink, she had her head buried underneath her pillow and groaned.

“Frankie... What time is it...? Can’t it wait til I wake up...?” She complained groggily.

“Yeah, it could, but then we might miss our flight...” Frankie said, this comment piqued Maria’s interest as she lifted the pillow from her head and groggily stared at her brother.

“Flight? What are you talking about?” She asked with a yawn as she rubbed her eyes.

“Only... THIS!” Frankie wasted no time in shoving the tickets to Kanto right in Maria’s face, and just like that, she was wide awake and snatched one from him in awe.

“No way! They came?! For real?!” She asked

“Yeah! I got up at 6:00 just to make sure I got them the moment they arrived!”

“You got up at 6?” Maria scratched her head in confusion, “You went to sleep at 5:00 if I’m not mistaken...”

“I know! I’m really sleepy and I wanna drop dead from exhaustion right now! But I can’t and I won’t! This is too good to disrespect with a fainting spell! Maria! 14 long years of waiting... And today’s the day we finally become Pokémon trainers!”

“No fooling! I need to get ready!” Though Frankie knew Maria well as being laid back and somewhat lazy, he was happy to see her as ecstatic as he was about such an occasion. When both were infants and needed to be occupied for a bit while their parents focused on something, Frankie and Maria were sat down in front of the TV to watch official Pokémon league battles. Maria watched in intrigue, but Frankie couldn’t believe his eyes, the biggest and toughest Pokémon were what piqued his interest the most, as such a small young man, showing off with a huge Charizard or Gyarados would be sure to strike fear into opposing people’s hearts and make them think twice before messing with him.

During summer months, while Maria watched tv, exclusively Pokémon related shows be it mystery or cartoon, Frankie was reading every last bit of information on Pokémon he could. He didn’t know when exactly he would become a trainer, but he wanted to be ready for it, as such, he was able to memorize nearly all known Pokémon’s movesets, typing, evolution lines, and locations to find them, and while catching them all wasn’t a goal of his, he did want to one day stand with the best, no matter how long it took, and as a growing boy, seeing a few pretty faces here and there was a bonus to his eventual travels.

While Maria wasn’t nearly as well versed in Pokémon as her brother, her consistent viewing of Pokémon related shows opened her eyes to all the kinds of moves Pokémon could learn, and whether or not they were good, she just had to see the moves executed in real life for once.

Frankie was in the kitchen making breakfast, bacon sandwiches with fresh Moo Moo Cheese, in anticipation for Maria to make herself presentable, though the smell of delicious food attracted someone else, his father. His father was huge, dark skinned and somewhat squinty eyed, his hair was jet black like his sons, but his eyes were as brown as his daughters, the two take a lot more from their mother, who had moved to the Alola Region in the far South to pursue a more well paying job opportunity, but both sides still keep in touch, and remain loyal to each other even to this day.

“Good morning, son.” Frankie’s father said in his deep rumble voice, not too different from a Charizard’s.

“Hey, Papa, breakfast is ready!” Frankie replied, causing the older man to chuckle

“That’s my boy, ah, if your mother could see you now... and she said getting you involved in the culinary world would be a waste of time!” At this point, Frankie’s father, formally known as Mr. Robin grabbed a sandwich and helped himself to Orange Juice, “I hear Maria in the shower, is today what I think it is?”

“Yeah! I was getting a little worried, but the tickets finally came!” Frankie showed his father the tickets, who let out a booming laugh

“Good! Good! You’ve been waiting too long for this day! If you ever get to Alola, make sure you tell Mom I said Hello, and that I’m ready to cook for her once she gets home.” Mr. Robin tussled his son’s hair, earning a chuckle from him

“I will, Papa... I hope my first Pokémon will grow to be big and tough just like you! I want a Charmander! Getting to fly on the back of a huge hulking Charizard, breathing fire, striking terror into people among the mountains and on the ground, riding into battle—“

“Well, I don’t need to ask if you’re excited, I suppose! Maria must be too if she’s up this early!” At that very moment, Maria came into kitchen

“Morning bro, morning Pop!” She said, rejuvenated from her slumber. Maria donned a mahogany colored sweater with brown leggings and boots and a pair of dark purple suspenders. Her outfit complimented her brown eyes and sharp light brown hair done up in a ponytail well. “Is that breakfast I smell?”

“Sure is, better start eating up, we don’t wanna miss our flight!” Frankie said as Maria grabbed a sandwich

“Wait, you just barely got your tickets today, the day of your flight?” Mr. Robin asked

“If we’re blaming anyone, it should be the mail people” Maria said with her mouth full before swallowing, “Frankie’s been keeping updated on the delivery of the tickets ever since he ordered them.”

“I was crying two nights before thinking they’d never come in” Frankie admitted

“Well, whatever. You two best get a move on in that case. Your old man can guard the fort all by himself well enough.” Mr. Robin glanced at a Poké Ball on a shelf hanging above the kitchen cupboards, right next to it was a photo of him when he was ten years old and a small chubby blueish Pokémon, a Munchlax, and next to that picture was him a little older with his fully evolved Snorlax.

“We know, Papa...” Frankie said as he and Maria hugged their father tightly, “We’ll miss you...”

“Yeah... But you’re gonna do good, ok? Good looks ain’t the only things you took from papa, eh?” Mr. Robin asked his son as he ruffled his hair, earning a chuckle from him. “Same goes for you, Maria, it’ll be good for you to get moving around anyway.”

“Yeah... Moving around...” Maria said with a slight smirk, thinking of the pleasant thought of getting a large flying Pokémon for her to ride on when her feet got tired.

“Now I love you two very much, but you need to get out of here! Quick! Go go go go!”

“You’re right, papa! We love you too! We’ll see you later!” Frankie said as he ran in place in anticipation, followed by Maria saying,

“If we don’t come back, tell our story!”

“Don’t say that!” Frankie yelled as Maria chuckled, both rushing out the door and into town as their father smiled.

“Good luck you too...” He said before looking to the sky, wondering what their mom would say had she been there.

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The plane was a distant walk over to the grand Lumiose City, so Frankie And Maria had to pick up the pace as quick as possible.

“Maria, come on! Get those feet moving!” Frankie cried, his sleeplessness seemingly gone away in exchange for pure excitement, as Maria walked behind him

“I would if you slowed down!” She complained

“If I slow down we’ll miss our flight! And I’m not missing our flight! Cuz if we do, I’ll snap.”

“Still... It’ll be a while ‘til we can see Kalos again... How about we power walk and take everything in one last time?”

“Well... I suppose that’s... not a bad idea.” Frankie then turned to the wilderness that existed beyond his home town, “Don’t worry, Kalos! We’ll be exploring you soon!”

“Well said! Continue to lead the way, bro! At a slower place...”

“Yeah... sure thing...” He said with a slight blush, and with that, the two young siblings were off on their own for the very first time, expecting to see many new things. Whether it be Pokémon not native to Kalos, beautiful women and attractive men, different smells, or even the fresh tasting Kantonian air, both couldn’t be any more excited. However, their anticipation would be met with something much, much more different than anticipated...

[discourseful]

yeah lesbians do have complex relationships to gender! and yeah thats why we have butch and femme! but butch and femme people still identify as women! if you do not identify as a woman you cannot be a lesbian!

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[fungiimonster]

VENT

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2018 was the worst year of my life. I went through 3 losses in the matter of hours, and one of the darkest depressions I’ve ever been in. I will never truly tell my friends about the awful things i said, did, or thought. I love them too much for that. 

The one loss that hit me the hardest was the death of my Uncle, David Linn Jr., my uncle, father figure, best friend, and soulmate. words cannot describe how dear he was to me, and how much I love(d) him. It tore a gaping wound in my heart and soul when he passed. So far the bleeding has stopped, but the scars will remain for eternity. Along with my Uncle, I also lost my grandmother Beth, and my Uncle Butch. They will all forever be loved and missed dearly. If you ever feel suicidal, remember that you are worth it, and no matter what you are loved by at least someone out there. And I love you. Your life is worth living. Please, please, please if you’re suicidal or need extreme help, call this number immediately 1-800-273-8255 . Absolutely no one should have to feel what I felt. Everyone deserves to love and be loved. And to be able to love themselves.

p.s. I’m ok now :) I’ve found happiness again and you don’t have to worry R.I.P Big Bro Grandma Beth Uncle Butch May your souls be happy with the stars :star2:

[nonegenderwithleftbees]

10 songs I’m obsessed with

I was tagged by @spoondragon​ to list 10 songs I’m obsessed with and tag some peoples. 

These aren’t in any particular order but here we go:

That Green Gentleman - Panic! At the Disco = so I started re-listening to really old P!ATD songs, which really take me back to being a little emo in like highschool (didn’t know this song was about weed back then alkdasl). Pretty Odd is also one of my favourite 

Kiss the Boy - Keiynan Lonsdale = a gay fucking anthem. 

Rollercoaster - Bleachers = reminds me of Love Simon which I’m thinking about 99.9% of the time

Thanks for Sticking In Me - Shayna Ferm

 1-800-273-8255 -  Logic = the music video makes the song that much better. I’ve heard alot of logic’s stuff is super political and great like this, so I’ve been meaning to listen to more of his stuff but I’m not that too into rap

Tiger Teeth - WALK THE MOON =  Not a huge fan of their new album, but tiger teeth and one foot are bangers 

Worth it (Perfect) - Superfruit = it’s really hard not to just put superfruit down for every number cause god their album is just incredible and I’m here for openly gay artists singing openly about loving men and having a good fucking time

Hard Times - Paramore = I’m still not over the new Paramore album. Every song is amazing but Hard Times really stood out to me because it was released right when I was literally chased out of where I was living at the time because of transphobes. So It was just so perfect.

 What I Won’t Do - Leon Else = Never really heard of him before but he came up in my spotify discover weekly and I’m here for any music that has an 80′s pop vibe and his lyrics just instantly made me wonder if the artist was gay. Turns out he just came out and this song was his first sort of “coming out” song. Those universal gay feelings.

My My My - Troye Sivan = If this song comes on at a gay club you know I’ll dance my ass off

I’ll tag @the-tabularium @lilliputianmerriell @trans-butch-leninist @matrixphile Love talking music with other people so super interested.