#1 million beers
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irradiatedpathogen · 2 months ago
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h8 it when this happens.
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p0tasiu · 2 months ago
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wiiree · 3 months ago
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victorcreedkisser · 3 months ago
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1 million beers please
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paythekisstroll · 29 days ago
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I have so many blessings
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feral-indigo · 2 months ago
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i-ate-the-rats · 3 months ago
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I will definitely sober up and ehhhhhhhhh myself bc of this fucking background.
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THE closeup.
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blartboy29 · 2 months ago
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alcoholism final boss pt 2 I guess
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thisguyb..,,,, teeheee.,,,
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catinasink · 10 days ago
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wishing i could take a shot frfr
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thecultoflove · 29 days ago
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doll . forgive me for the blasphemy that i am about to speak on your littles but .......
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i saw this and immediately went in my head "oh wooww .... dsmit tony ......"
my sincerest apologies . dear (⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)
NOPE DO NOT EVEN APOLOGIZE BECAUSE THIS, IS A COMMON THING MY FRIENDS DO HELPM.. one of my friend's actually dmed me on discord not only a video but also. this.
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and said it was tony as well from dsmit.. it's so over
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ratcandy · 1 month ago
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21 now
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anonymusbosch · 1 year ago
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really truly Feelings about coming back to my hometown and seeing it as an outsider (I only knew it as a child with my motion constrained by school and parents and being under 18) and an outsider (it's changed since I've been away these last 8 years) and an outsider (showing it to my partner and finding it both familiar and unfamiliar, and special and inadequate) and an outsider (my parents and sister have all moved and my childhood home is no longer mine - staying in a building with a door code to learn and furniture still being moved in) and an outsider (my favorite places have changed, moved, closed, repainted) and an outsider (new murals! new buildings! new bike lanes) and an outsider (how the Fuck do the bike lanes on the east bank connect) and an outsider (it's changed [you can never step in the same river twice] and I have too)
#i think I need to make art about this#wanting to show off the things I love about it and realizing so much of that love is for the mundane details and tiny quotidian things#seeing people in the bike lanes and feeling the pang of just Being Around People Enjoying the Outdoors#how much fun you can have for free#at the same time not having lived here at all as an adult#i don't know the public transit here! i biked when it wasn't snowy and when it was snowy i was in school til like 9 pm#i don't know the flashy fun city things i know where me and my cousins would go to have a pretzel and maybe a beer and play board games#i know where u can do martial arts for cheap and fun but that's not a nice day out to show someone it's part of being there for months#years#i know where you can get food at 1 AM but they've moved#i don't know dinkytown or any of the north side#i want to show you how good it was to be a kid here in the summer but we're not kids anymore#i want you to feel the same pang of love when passing my best friend's childhood home#ALSO!!!! saw california friends/acquaintances in the home they bought together with dual software engineer california salaries#living in MN making CA money#a huge huge 3-story-plus-basement million-plus dollar home since that means something here#you're 28 what the fuck are you doing with a nicer house than anyone I knew here ever had#'this is what you get with CA money in mpls' yeah i fucking know actually except I don't make SWE money and I don't live here anymore#i know some local mechanical engineers who have got starter homes at like 300k a few years out of school.#that's like. good for them.#anyway I'm leaving the city today and still just feeling Things about it
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zaynieshdieh · 3 months ago
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“men or women?” alcohol🥃🥃🥃🥃
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mimiikw0 · 4 months ago
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Might become an alcoholic at age 16, chill with my dad who knows
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stonerzelda · 2 years ago
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sister in laws stag & doe party 2nite wat should i wear (is going to wear the 1 single outfit they always wear when they go out to any special get together event ever)
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leoisstillalive · 3 months ago
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holy shit i am so onboard with this.
for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
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