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Fuck, sleeping in undies is really nice i would do this now if it wasn't rude to my roommate
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Jet lag makes me feel like I’m missing half my soul and I can’t sleep I’ll just answer asks I guess…
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do not let me use the computer ever again
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In the dark I can pass no judgements
Blind myself so I cannot try
Imperfection dances on the edge of fingers
Where once it flowed through razor blades
Split my skin, bleed out my sorrow
To sand off the edges of Your mistakes
For once I cried at the sight that met me
On my knees at the rivers edge
Now I truly am in chains
A shrieking soul crammed in a shattered vessel
Doomed to anguish all my days
I’ve wronged the gods or cheated death or painted walls meant to be a cage
What gives me life twists like jagged metal
Ripping through me, churning viscera
Spilling wet upon your alters stage
I am the universe choosing flesh and bones and it has chosen such isolating pain
#1 am posting#are these metaphors metal or teenage emo#idk what I even did to myself this time#I have gotten like 7 poems and 3 paintings out of This#I want my life back#not that I was making stellar use of it#mine#writing?
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Ah great, now the haiku bot has flashbanged god knows how many people with this monstrosity of a thread (including me)
Behold!
A Cursed Image!
(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)
#also hear me out#they probably pee out of both sets of genitalia#cause they probably have two separate bladders#and yes that is my only takeaway from this#1 am posting#babyyyy
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(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up
#dragon age#bellara lutare#taash#bellataash#that's a nonexistent tag I'm just baptizing it in the hopes it takes off#I watched taash's romance just for fun and they are 1) corny as hell 2) it circles back into being endearing to me. sorry I love them#I do think there's definitely issues with things in their writing here and there don't get me wrong. but I AM obsessed with them#same goes for bellara tbh#anyway that's all I'll say I'm allergic to posting opinions online. do not contact me with unsolicited advice or offers etc#f
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I love my girlfriend. Very cute and silly and smart also. Brings me so much joy
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Part 200 of my bakery “enemies” au!
First / Prev / Next / All
Kofi
#ml#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#marinette dupain-cheng#adrien agreste#adrienette#adrinette#bakery enemies au#my art#i can't believe this fucking comic is over two fucking hundred fucking parts#if you had told me that's how many parts itd take to tell the story when i was posting part 1 i would've given up immediately#instead..... here i am............. the stubborn fool
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I'm such a cracker-pilled little charcuterie-maxxer
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#genuinely curious how people feel about this#I do it and I neither care if Im being annoying nor do I think I am#the ppl who followed me for my art are not going to get annoyed at me for showing them my art#though sometimes i get worried for like 1 millisecond if i come across as pushy then i remember this is the art website abd i stop caring#polls#art#can I tag this as that even if there's no actual art in the post#well. it IS about art#>1k
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Do you understand my chart?
#shit post#light Yagami#patrick bateman#hannibal lecter#hannibal nbc#death note#american psycho#i made this in a mobile art app that (i think) you can no longer download download#and 1 am#while on drugs#but do you understand#because hes just a smarter patrick bateman/uncharismatic Hannibal Lectre who's a teenager#my own shit
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really like the idea of sun completely engulfing you in a hug, especially with his legs
#also hiiii its been a while since ive posted#and now im coming back at 1 am#anyway lets hope tumblr lets me post#my art#dca fandom#sun fnaf#fnaf sun#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#sun security breach#the daycare attendant#sun x y/n#charlie daydreamers
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almost forgot to post this here oops. had lots of fun drawing this :3
#this is from around a month ago iirc#i love drawing clothing folds so much its so fun#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#elric brothers#fmab#alphonse elric#edward elric#coloring al was genuinely so much fun i love drawing armor sm....#but i also had to edit this before posting bc i accidentally drew him too bulbous and realized it only like a day after finishing it😭#dont post your drawings right after finishing them at 1 am it WILL look like shit in the morning.#my art
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]
#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#hsr textpost#honkai star rail#honkai star rail meme#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.2 spoilers#aventurine#sunday#hsr sunday#robin#hsr robin#stelle#hsr trailblazer#acheron#black swan#misha#hsr misha#hsr gallagher#gallagher#boothill#if these memes don't make it obvious enough. i have finally completed the 2.2 main quest. and i am feeling. so many things about it /pos#11/10 i couldn't be more pleased. but i also don't have it in me to articulate any of it so here. have more memes instead#was fighting for my life to figure out the alt text for the 2nd one tbh. my struggle saga continues#let's see if any of these have been done yet. bc after posting these i always fuckign stumble on 1 or 2 that have been :/#and i feel bad. like i've stolen the idea? but i literally only see them after the fact!! sigh. there's nothing new under the sun etc etc
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