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[thesargasmicgoddess]

Hi 👋🏻

I've been in meetings since 6am. I was SO excited to take off my shirt 🤣

Now....to dive into the pit of journal publication research paper writing....😬

[papiliomame]

DP Side Hoes Week 2024:

Super Danny - Off Duty/Domestic

Isn't Super Danny off duty an oxymoron and actually just Fun Danny? I mean that was the reason in the episode that Danny wants to split himself.

Anyway I tried to do something:

The first one is Danny acting as a kite to measure the windspeed or whatever lie Fun Danny said to him. He needs to be productive so he does it for science dutifully while Fun Danny is having fun.

The second one is somewhat out of character but he has a bed sheet as a cape how could I not make a Burrito Danny?

I already voiced my opinion about their inclusion here, but I had fun making these animation so whatever. I just hope that this was just an exception.

[charalol]

Sigh. Hello tumblr

[sykloni]

[saclarclay]

I mean

[marzfartz]

Dp Side Hoes Week Day 1: Tucker

I realized pretty soon into this that I wouldn't be done for the right day but I think it's worth it for how good this turned out :-)

[duchi-nesten]

For DP Side Hoes Week Day 1: Tucker/Power up! ⭐️

A little guy playing Doomed since it fit the word prompt and gave me a good reason to play around with a weird pose :] (I tweaked his avatar design a bit though so he doesn’t look like a pantless minion)

[plistommy]

I need him to fuck Steve so badly right now

[slopmasc]

Where the hoes at

[painfullyprickedandticked]

I want the next short to be about Striker so bad

come back bbg first we finally got imp, owl dude, fizz and verosika again now it's your turn

[death-draws]

a little nap for super danny (fun danny can hold down the fort for a little while)

[ID Super Danny aka danny phantom sleeping in his ghost form. on his bed are his gloves his belt is on the side table next to him. Fun danny aka danny fentons arms are in the bottom hallf of the frame pulling a white sheet over him. END ID]

[emin-folly]

Thank you for your answer! I was the one who asked about what Eobard's doing earlier haha

I also have this other question, but do you think he's able to get attached to someone else to the level he is to Barry? Since it's an obsession from his childhood, I imagine it would be hard to replicate, but I would love to see how his character plays out with others outside of the Flashfam, as much as I love them already

Hey! Welcome back! And you are very welcome~! I hope it was helpful to you lol

Excellent question! To really properly answer this, I'd like to briefly break down Eobard's relationship with Barry, if you don't mind! Now, for characters like Eobard and Barry, trying to accurately and fully explain in depth their dynamic in just a paragraph or so is basically nigh impossible lmao. These two just have such a rich and multilayered relationship that I can really only give you the bare Cliff Notes lol. Also, I just want to apologize because uhhh. I get really kinda rambly here haha oops

Okay so, let me first preface this what exactly the core of Eobard's whole character is: Love.

Eobard just wants to be loved. That's it. That is the root of everything he does.

To explain, we gotta go all the way back to Eobard's childhood. From what we see in the comics, Eobard is a very abused and neglected child. His parents wanted a gifted and successful child so they handpicked all his skills and made him very good looking. Unfortunately, they didn't get the memo that they still had to actually show love to their child for him to be successful. Ignored and shunned by his parents, baby Eo was very depressed and extremely desperate for any kind affection/attention. That's when he discovered the Flash. And I think the fact that it was Barry specifically played a major factor in his obsession with him.

Of course the Flash is very important to Eobard but something deeper that really resonated with him was Barry's ultimate pureness and unconditional love and compassion.

Eobard looked at Barry and saw someone who would love him unconditionally and without hesitation. In every sense, Barry really is pretty much the only thing that got Eobard through the dark times in his young life. The older he got, the more and more his parasocial relationship with Barry and the Speed Force began to consume him.

Eobard is very capable of love. The problem is, he's never been taught how to actually express it in a healthy, normal way so he lashes out, violently and obsessively. Because that's the only way he knows how. I think he definitely, on some level, recognizes that he is unlovable that's what drives people to reject him. To deal with this, he just retreats back to his fantasy; "Barry would understand, Barry would love me."

Sooo, yeah, you can imagine when the fallout eventually happened, you can see why it would utterly break him, emotionally and mentally.

To answer your question of if he would be able to love someone on the level he loves Barry, I would say definitely no lol.

Barry is just so, SO deeply intertwined with Eobard at this point that you can't really tell where he begins or Barry ends. It also has a lot to do with his obsession being formed during the most vulnerable and formative years of Eobard's life. Even if you hard set restarted the universe, these two would always have a cosmic connection with each other that you just can't erase.

As for other people, he is shown to have definitely gone back into other peoples' past and altered them drastically to suit his needs, ex: Hunter and August. But it's really only just more or less the one time and for certain reasons like he either wanted to manipulate events to play out a certain way (Hunter) or because he also saw a little too much of himself in them and was extremely jealous of their relationship with Barry (August). But honestly, most of the time when Eobard interacts with others, it's always either because he joins a supervillain group or he just happens to run into them coincidentally (like with Hal, the Justice League, Wally, etc)

Except for Thomas Wayne. Specifically the Flashpoint version.

I know I already talked about him but his and Eobard's relationship is really kind of unique and bears going more in depth.

Long story short, their whole thing started in Flashpoint, when Thomas killed stabbed him through the back. Then, in the Button storyline, after Eobard is revived (by the power of gay) and broke out of prison, he decides to immediately go and rough Bruce up as a kind of "gotcha" to Thomas. In the middle of their fight, he comes across Thomas's letter to Bruce and then he just?? Starts waxing poetic about "Oh Thomas, Thomas, did writing this make you feel better? As you burned with your world?" etc and it's like b r u h

This is literally the only interaction you had!! You just beat him up, mocked him and then he killed you. Why are you acting like you suddenly have a deep history together asjdgfsKJLGK

And it doesn't stop there. In a one off comic Tales From The Dark Multiverse Flashpoint, Barry dies and so to cope with this, Eobard tries to turn Thomas into his very own "Eobard Thawne", a ruthless stalker who would obsess over him. Because in Eobard's mind, to be obsessed over is the same as being loved, it means attention. Which is, notably, pretty much exactly what he wants from Barry. In the end, Eobard even went so far as to give Thomas a gift, what he so desperately wanted: his son and his family back. Whether Eobard did this out of any kind of sense of generosity or a more selfish motive is up for debate but it definitely says a lot.

In a following comic that's a prequel to the Button storyline, we see Eobard actually saves Thomas from the death of the Flashpoint universe and pulls him into the main timeline.

This is really significant because who else do we see Eobard go through this much effort to torment them? That's right--Barry. Now, of course Thomas isn't close to being on Barry's level in Eobard's eyes, far from it. But it's really clear that Thomas has become such a fixated point of interest for Eobard. By pulling Thomas out, Thomas essentially becomes a paradoxical being, and I think Eobard is really fascinated by that. He really likes having someone else on the same playing field as him. It's like Eobard, Barry and the other speedsters are playing a game of invisible chess which pretty much everybody on Earth is oblivious to, except for Thomas. Thomas is the only non speedster who actually knows the scores.

Could you argue that Eobard is just doing all of this for revenge? Sure, I suppose you could. But knowing how Eobard works, it doesn't feel quite accurate to just leave it at that. There's just too many little hints and cues of Eobard's love languages at play to just ignore that. Also like, Eobard doesn't like talking about his (true) feelings hardly ever, instead he wraps them up and disguises them with pretenses. He will say one thing while doing a completely different thing, a lot of times you can't take Eobard's words at face value.

As it is, Thomas seems to have become pretty synonymous with Eobard to the point now, whenever you see Flashpoint Thomas, it's very safe to assume that a certain yellow rat isn't too far behind~

I definitely agree with you~! I also absolutely love seeing Eobard interacting with other characters outside his scope of obsession, but sadly, Eobard doesn't really? Have much in the way of dynamics with other characters, as he really doesn't do people and people also tend to kinda hate him? But! There are a few exceptions, off the top of my head:

Eobard and the Rogues from the Justice League animated comic

Eobard and Poison Ivy's interaction from the Injustice 2 game (bow chica bow wow)

He and Superman actually have a brief but really poignant moment in the Tales From The Dark Multiverse

He and Al Desmond also had a brief partnership in the Sliver Age comics which basically consisted of Eobard mind controlling and pressuring Al into a life of crime, but I did definitely get the vibe that Eobard liked him--tho again, he has a very horrible way of showing it LOL

Also in the Silver Age, he had a brief dynamic with Star Sapphire (not Carol tho unfortunately) He was very flirtatious with her (he was like that with a lot of other women too--which definitely comes back to him being desperate to be loved) Anyway, uh wow, I didn't mean for this to be this long?? LOL If you'd like more concise, shorter answers in the future, just lemme know~!

[haunted-xander]

Finished the 6.55 MSQ so here's my (very positive) thoughts:

‌Love love LOVE Wuk Lamat she's so fun and her dynamic with Erenville is hilarious. Very excited to see more of her in Dawntrail.

‌Krile is already getting some nice scenes and I'm very happy she's finally gonna get the spotlight in dt. My girls been side-lined for 4 expacs it's about damn time she gets to shine.

‌The inventor of Pictomancy is literally Relm. Like they name drop her. Obv not the same Relm as in VI but still! Relm is real! And she was an Archon! tbh them naming an important character related to this type of magic after her isn't surprising- I just expected it to be something in the job quests rather than the MSQ.

‌Zero made super-spicy dishes popular in Thavnair lol. Wuk Lamat trying to toughen it out was hilarious. God I love her.

‌Wuk Lamat & Erenville being childhood friends was not something I expected! Very fun.

‌The catboy from the dawntrail promotional artwork is probably Wuk Lamat's brother, Koana(Was that his name? tbh I forgot. But she has a Miqo brother that's what's important). He looks smart, and it's possible he's gonna be another candidate claiming for the throne.

‌Based on the artwork, I had figured our main group was gonna be WoL, Krile, Thancred and Urianger, as they are the only Scions featured, but based on the quest it'll probably be Wol, Krile, Alphinaud and Alisaie. G'raha is allegedly staying behind, but since he's shown in Tural in the trailer I think he'll find an excuse to come along anyway lol.

‌Thancred and Urianger are going to be competing against us, which will be interesting. I think it'll be fun to see some of the Scions take on a more rival-y role, if only for a bit. It looks like they were petitioned by someone else participating in the Rite of Succession, so maybe they're working for Miqo boy? They're on his side of the artwork after all 🤔

‌(Also I think the writers know how popular those two have gotten together lol they're like making it a point to have them with each other at all times)

‌Estinien is going to Tural just for the hell of it which I think is hilariously in character. Literally going there at the same time as us purely by coincidence. He really can't escape us can he.

‌Y'shtola is neither seen nor heard of which tbh I think is fair given how much screentime and focus she got during the whole Zero arc. I do wonder why she's going to Tural tho, she's in the trailer too so I'm certain she will be there.

‌(Also, since G'raha, Estinien and Y'shtola aren't aligned with any particular side as of now, I think they'll be a neutral third party in the Succession rivalries going on. That, or they'll end up siding with the 3rd sibling that isn't the Obvious Villain (based on Wuk Lamat and Erenville's accounts) somehow. Will be fun to see in any case.)

‌The little memory dialogue from Emet was nice :) just a reminder of the adventures yet to be had. Also he's finally in the unending codex which I think is nice (ngl I kinda forgot about the codex until he got added to it)

ALSO I almost forgot to include it BUT we have a nice heart-to-heart scene with G'raha alone on a bridge and if the writers weren't COWARDS (and/or worried about romance ambiguity, at least for those relating to the WoL) he could've proposed to us then and there. You know he wants you. Do not hold him back writers let him do what he wants. (I'd have said yes ofc)

‌Backpack :)

[scarletsaphire]

Side Hoes Week Day 3: Super Danny, Off Duty

Phantom's eyes narrowed in concentration, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth. He needed to concentrate. If he looked away for even half a second, if he so much as blinked, than all of this time, all of this effort would be for naught.

"Dude, are you still there?"

Phantom looked up, meeting the eyes of his human counterpart. Just like he'd predicted, it was at that moment that he heard the dreaded sound effect.

He fumbled with the controls of the Switch, but he was too late. By the time he'd turned back to the device in his hands, the fish he'd hooked was gone. He tossed the Switch down onto the couch in frustration, before turning back around to meet Fenton's eyes.

"That is entirely your fault!" he spat, hovering up so he could see the human more clearly.

"I didn't do anything," Fenton said, holding his hands up in mock surrender. "Besides, you can just catch a different one."

"Yes, but this was a shark," Phantom replied.

"And? You've been playing for like, five hours dude. I'm sure you've seen dozens of those, at least."

That was true. Phantom had been playing for an extended stretch of time (only at the behest of the others, and after ensuring that all of Amity Park was ghost free. Or as ghost free as Amity Park ever got). He had seen many sharks, and had sold or donated nearly as many. That did not matter. He was still short on bells by a few thousand, and if he didn't get the bridge built, than his poor villagers wouldn't be able to enjoy the full spread of natural wonders the island had to offer. 

When he explained this to Fenton, he did not receive the apology he'd hoped for. All he got was Fenton's laughter.

"They aren't gonna care," he said, vaulting over the back of the couch and settling down next to where Phantom hovered. Phantom lowered himself with a huff. "They're just pixels."

"Perhaps," Phantom admitted. "But they are pixels that I, Danny Phantom, have vowed to protect and care for, and let no nay-saying nobody say that I do not care for those that I swear to protect!"

Fenton pulled him back down to the couch by his cape. "Fine, whatever, I'm sure the pixels are grateful. I'm sorry I scared the fish away."

Phantom settled comfortably, picking the Switch back up. "Thank you."

"Yeah, yeah. Show me your island, I wanna see what you've gotten done."

[lexosaurus]

The DP Side Hoes Week 2024 VOTING form is out and the propaganda is already rolling in! After only a few hours, we have some solid early leads. Here is the current Top 10:

Nocturn

Super Danny

Amorpho (tied for 3rd & 4th)

Freakshow (tied for 4th & 5th place)

Cujo (tied for 5th & 6th place)

Wulf (tied for 5th & 6th place)

Ember McLain (tied for 7th & 8th place)

Frostbite (tied for 7th & 8th place)

Angela Foley (tied for 9th & 10th place)

Dani (tied for 9th & 10th place)

The top two side characters—Nocturn and Super Danny—have had some impressive propaganda leaders @scarletsaphire and @halfa-ghost spreading the good word early on, and with impressive results. After that, the race for the top 7 gets notably tighter, with a matter of only a few votes being the decider between whether a character is ranked 3rd or 10th.

Below 10th, we also have some other characters hot on the trail such as the Dairy King, Damon Gray, Desiree, Fun Danny, Ghostwriter, Jazz Fenton, Paulina Sanchez, Penelope Spectra, Princess Dorothea, Spike, and Undergrowth.

But truly, so early in the race it is ANYONE'S game.

I will check back in tomorrow with Voting Day 2's top 10!

[thew0rsethingsgettheharderifight]

they announce Kamala Harris at the DNC and it's just Joe Biden in a tj maxx pants suit, dollar store makeup, and a curling iron burned wig