#...related to previous post

[incorrectbatfam]

You're literally gay??? And it's pride month??? And Israel's our only safe haven in that region???

There's no pride in genocide

[anarchoarchie]

[fumiko-matsubara]

A day out together 🧡🍁🍂

Shout out to all the rankane yuri fics I've been reading the past two weeks where they'd just go on a date in at least one chapter because it's all my brain cares about right now lol 🫶🏼

[cubbihue]

So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?

Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.

So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Peri's Assignment: [Previous] > [Next]

[mynameisvarian]

Even in the apocalypse I'll be there with you

Because at the end of the day, You'll always be my dad.

[succublush666]

Giggling and full on laughter during sex is good and freeing get sillier !!

[hamable]

AGSKFJDBDH LMAO Katsuki physically being leashed to his IV drip, held by his mother, so he’s forced to stand in the doorway and not launch himself across the room

[charlietheepicwriter7]

I keep thinking about this post and this came out...

"You were quite hard to catch, I have to admit," Nightwing said, stepping into the window-less room. A line of blood blossoms circled the room, their fresh scent heady in the air. He grinned down at his opponent, the only moral that genuinely threatened his rule over Earth. "If you didn't try to save those humans, you would've gotten away. Instead, you fell into my trap, Phantom. Or would you prefer I call you Danny?"

Danny Phantom glared up at him, shackled to a chair and unable to move. His jumpsuit was pushed up extremities and ripped off his chest to expose as much skin to the air. Needles and tubes stuck out of his veins, all leading back to the dialysis machine that sucked out his inhuman living-giving blood and replacing it with the blood of a vampire.

Dick's blood, to be precise.

Danny sneered, his teeth glinting in the light, already fanged. He was practically made to be a vampire. "You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid," he spat.

The Vampire King only smiled. "Well, if you had made it easier to turn you, I wouldn't have had to tie you down."

"Aw, and deprive you of your favorite kink? I don't think so-Gah!"

A sickening crack filled the air as Dick broke the other man's leg. Dick didn't care, as the wound would heal upon Danny's turning. He stroked Danny's jugular with a single pointed nail. "Such a smart mouth," he crooned. "I'm looking forward to seeing what else this mouth can do."

He was ecstatic; finally, the irritating mortal who could turn a vampire into a human with his blood would be under his thumb. And the world would finally be his.

[hilacopter]

hatchetfield fan culture is seeing a person who has only seen tgwdlm/showing tgwdlm to someone for the first time and resisting the primal urge to go DID YOU KNOW THE HIVEMIND IS ACTUALLY CONTROLLED BY POKOTHO DID YOU KNOW TED IS ACTUALLY THE HOMELESS MAN DID YOU KNOW PAUL IS BEING CLONED AT CCRP DID YOU KNOW MELISSA IS FUCKING UNHINGED DID YOU KNOW THE HOT CHOCOLATE BOY IS ACTUALLY A MAJOR CHARACTER DID YOU KNOW EMMA ACTUALLY GOT TO HAVE HER POT FARM IN SOME TIMELINES DID YOU KNOW THEY MADE THAT ONE LINE IN NOT YOUR SEED INTO A FUCKING SERIES DID YOU KNOW GRACE CHASITY BEING CALLED A NERDY PRUDE IS FORESHADOWING DID YOU KNOW-

[bookwormcosplays]

Temptation Crowley Cosplay

Do not repost.

[incorrectbatfam]

"4 year degree for entry level henchman" STOP WHY IS THAT SO TRUE

I have an engineering degree and I make $6 less than the hourly living wage in my city. It's actually absurd and I 100% understand why someone would become a villain

[mint-fixates]

Random Billford Thought of the Day (TBOB Spoilers):

If Bill is capable of making Ford forget his own name by fucking around with his head, could he not have just. Made Ford forget about the true intentions for the portal?

My best guess/theory for why he DIDN'T do that? He so badly wanted Stanford to be on-board with the whole "taking over the world together" thing and was so confident Ford would come around eventually that he didn't WANT to trick him into it anymore. If he did, Ford would just leave anyway when the portal opened and Weirdmageddon happened, so what's the point at this stage?

This is so interesting to me, because it suggests that he prioritized convincing Ford to stay while knowing the truth (even in unproductive ways like scaring him into staying) over making sure the portal opened no matter what. Bill sabotaged his own plans because he wanted Ford to be part of them.

[kiwipineappleparasol]

An Assortment of Scribbles from Late Summer 2022 - End of 2023

[ukelele-boy]

Zeus just yeeting chunks of Apollo the god of prophecy's memory to prevent him from realizing somethings up.

man's wiping Apollo's brain faster than a car windshield wiper.

[payphoneangel]

personal belief is that Cas is really bad at making shit up on the spot but is usually pretty good at maintaining long-term ruses. Dean is bad at lying but great at Bits bc he's a campy little man and lying is the most fun Sam can have without taking his clothes off

[lemurlord]

Shirt that says: "Got my bottom surgery in the Boston Slaughterhouse Nine attack 2011".