#...reading this back and wait a minute-

[loafbud]

me, late last year: *has to do summarization homework for college on an article, so i pick a randomass nasa article about a solar eclipse*

me, a week later: "..... i slept thru a fucking solar eclipse and the weather was clear??? NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS,,," *somehow literally forgot about the eclipse article i did for hw a week ago*

me in march 2024: "oh yeah there's another eclipse happening and apparently we're gonna see 85% totality, that's siiiick... time to get hype and actually keep tabs on this so i wont miss it!!! :D"

meteorologists: "lmao here to report that we're getting cloudblocked"

me: "what if i just blast the moon into pieces and scattered the shards around as collectibles like fucking super mario odyssey power moons"

[sunderwight]

Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[egophiliac]

I hear you on brave but I think Mr. CEO man could be woz

Which I’m all here for tbh

anon you sent this over 9 hours before the reveal, h...HOW DID YOU KNOW

(I am also all here for it honestly) (I kind of hope they lean really hard into the overworked-CEO bit...how is he supposed to fight evil when there's all this paperwork that he has to get in by Friday, ugh)

[bunnyboy-juice]

does me being a scientist make my sluttyness on here hotter?

[lukazade]

I can't really put it into words but Gangle throwing off her mask (ep 4) reminded me a lot of Pomni trying to get out of the exit (ep 1)

The music direction and the vibe were like same/similar but one was evil (until the door opened) and one was good (until the truck came by)? Idk what this could mean (it's 11:30pm I'm tired) but I'm thinking about it rotating it there's something there. They happen at similar timestamps too.

Also (because of the above AND the overwhelming B+ grade AND some other things) I'm thinking the circus is hitting the.. [purgatory/sisyphus/the good place/ride the cyclone/not quite truly dead yet] points in my brain. Idk tho this is just vibes! This category of things. And I think the point behind the purgatory is something to do with "correctly" completing the adventures. Which is to say incorrectly. Prove humanity by being human (unpredictable/sporadic/neurotic/angry/panicked). Or something.

Idk. Tired!

[mitskiluvr]

watched the haikyu movie thinking it was going to be normal but unfortunately i came out battered bruised bleeding and 5 years younger, back in 2019 watching haikyu on my couch and trying to get my sister hooked on it

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent life photos

[outlying-hyppocrate]

coming back here feels like paying a visit to the fucking dead.

[majikuriboh]

and we are back to Sukuna and Yuji beating the shit out of each other

[baede-6]

Question

If my weapon of sorrow...thorn for this example is whispering to me and telling me to do it... should I do it?

I think it's generally a good rule of thumb for Guardians to ignore anything that's whispering to them.

Unless it's whispering to you to get ramen or something. In which case,do the thing.

But since it's Thorn we're talking about,something tells me that's not the case.

[ettawritesnstudies]

maybe its not strictly legal to renew your childhood library card using your parents' home address but it makes me happy that I still have the barcode digits memorized

[beetle-blogging]

On one hand, Lydia's co-existence shtick would have interfered with Betelgeuse's business and lost him clients whenever they came across each other at work, while Betel's hauntings might have been very good for Lydia's show.

However, that's assuming that he usually left enough living witnesses that could still call Lydia. And from what we've seen, that's not his usual M.O. He will let Breathers live if his potential clients absolutely insist on it and he's desperate to make a deal, but he finds it more efficient to just murder people, maybe leave one alive to frame them for those murders.

But there would have been Maitland-ish clients (and I like to think most newbie ghosts would still retain their morals) who insisted on him going low and slow on the haunting, and those cases had a higher chance of making Lydia show up. And Betelgeuse would have noticed that. It would have encouraged him to excercise some self-control.

And I don't know if word can spread between house ghosts - or maybe Betelgeuse did some advertising - but if ghosts got wise to the idea that hiring Betelgeuse for a loud-but-non-lethal haunting (which you need to specify) can get you that Nice Medium who can make Breathers listen, that would have been excellent for Betel's business. He'd have needed to start taking payment up-front because the more peaceful way wouldn't always be effective in either getting rid of the Breathers on the first go (but hey, his clients can always decide to make another deal) or getting the Medium that they actually want to help them, but he'd have made more deals than he had been because more people would have been willing to hire him.

[mollyrolls]

do you guys ever have days where you’re just absolutely losing

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi snap how are you 2day ^_^

yknow anon im really having A Day today that is for sure