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demaparbat-hp · 4 months ago

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He's never happy

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bulldog-butch · 1 year ago

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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

#you literally cannot change my mind #if you accept that sexuality is about something other than genitals than you also have to accept that there are going to be millions #of definitions for the same labels #and that’s okay #who you are attracted to cannot possibly ever be described with one word #put weirdo little brains and desires are too complex for that #*our #anyway #i’m right #bork bork!#5k

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heph · 3 months ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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murrpa · 5 months ago

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I. BEG. YOU. FINEST. FUCKING. PARDON.

#deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #old men yaoi #DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT #imtweakingimscreamingimthrowingup #IM NOT OKAY #IM SO NOT OKAY?!#DELETED SCENES SMH #deadclaws #peanutbub #loganpool

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artkaninchenbau · 11 months ago

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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gongyussy · 1 year ago

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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes?????#polls #*r

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egophiliac · 9 days ago

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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #negai no lantern #gif warning #gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning #sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode #just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle #and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues #and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like #i'm #i just #okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys #and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them #whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero #his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes #god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing #and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all #but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so #like #i gotta go lay on the floor some more

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keferon · 1 month ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

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krussyarts · 3 months ago

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Family

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 5 months ago

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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

#Okay #I was never gonna draw fiddlestan #but then i was struck with inspiration in the form of bell bottom jeans #and was like.... get that twink into some bell bottoms RIGHT now #cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #Steve Pinington? More like STAN Pining a ton #or something idk #what's this au called again?#uh idk #mystery trio #right?#the au where Stan shows up after Ford calls Fiddleford but before they test the portal y'know #where they live happily ever after and nothing ever goes wrong and stan and ford make up and stan and fiddleford make out #yeah #also the height difference lowkey goes crazy #it was unintentional but i actually like it a lot and now it's my headcanon #i love rambling in my tags knowing no one's reading ts 🙏#almost forgot to tag ford lol #stanford pines

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pigswithwings · 1 year ago

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honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is