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"Oh yeah, I practice witchcraft"
Also me, practicing said witchcraft: *holding phone and playing Hozier* "with the power of Irish bog man I cleanse this space so y'all negative energies better run"
#witchcraft memes#witchcraft#witchy memes#Spiritual#spiritual cleansing#Gremlin doing witchcraft#Hozier#witchcraft practice#My roommate thinks I'm crazy#Yeah that's probably it#occultism#Occultism memes
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I actually passed as the gender I thought I wanted ti be today without even trying and... Like, a month ago I would've been so fucking ecstatic... now I just feel nothing .. man
#getting called my agab tho is kinda worse#.#maybe i just hate myself lmfao#yeah that's probably it#cisposting
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#what's the deal with heartstopper and why does everyone love it so much#ik i don't go there but i watched season 1 and was profoundly bored#everyone and everything is so healthy and wholesome it's almost like an unrealistic teenage utopia#or maybe i'm just bitter because i lost good part of my youth to bullying and being undiagnosed and confused#to the point romance or even healthy communication felt like such foreign concepts#so whnever i see media with teenagers acting all woke i'm like boooo sorry#yeah that's probably it
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WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
LMFAOOO IM SORRRY OH GOD I WAS TRYING TO CLICK YOUR ASK BOX BUT MY BLIND ASS PRESSED THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON 😭😭 IM SO SORRY
I WAS GONNA EXPLAIN IN THE ASK BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIT
#pandoa's box#mootuals♫#i kept on pressing the unfollow/follow button too expecting the ask box like i wasn't doing anything wrong 💀#i think i need sleep#yeah that's probably it#i think
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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yeehaw, baby!
#if u know me u knew this was inevitable#kon el#conner kent#tim drake#timkon#im gonna ramble after the boring tags ok#dc comics#fanart#western au#superboy#OK !!!! ITS TIME#so kon. obvs is a cowboy here#definitely a bit of a magnet for trouble but not an outlaw#still not the sort of person the son of the drake family's supposed to be talking to but yk kon's gonna try anyway#on tims end it pretty much follows the same events as the comics bc if it aint broke dont fix it#<- in terms of the whole sneaking out at night to do his own secret detective work thing at least#i have a whole silly story for the rest of it but im not gonna get into it all here lmao#but yeah i love cowboys and actual cowboy history vv much so this probably wont be the last u see of this au ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧#for now this post's rlly just for goofing around with design ideas#my art
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#sam’s goth book club#i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesn’t get out much#hence that technus comic#can’t believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA
#this has probably been done#but now it has been done by me also#yeah the portal brainrot is creeping back in#portal#portal 2#nonsense
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that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33
(don't tag as t-cest)
original under the cut!
Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter
#Can you tell i've never drawn them before this very moment#I was deep in art block for months until this fucking meme dropped#Tmnt#tmnt fanart#art#fanart#tmnt 2012 fanart#tmnt 2012#tmnt leo#tmnt raph#tmnt donnie#tmnt mikey#does this count as a shitpost#shitpost#meme#tmnt 2012 leo#tmnt 2012 raph#tmnt 2012 mikey#tmnt 2012 donnie#tmnt meme#my art#combining both of my current hyperfixations together#should i make a crossover of them....#they'd probably try to eat the bros and marcille and chilchuck would be screaming at them about their agreement of no human-like creatures#ninja turtles hell yeah#tmnt raphael#tmnt leonardo#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt donatello
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No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt fanart#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#digital illustration#my artwork#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leo#rottmnt splinter#i dont know a lot about turtles#this show legit made me look up different turtle facts#splinter was probably on the verge of so many heart attacks#box turtles can just stop their hearts when it gets too cold yall#yeah a turtles heart beat generally slows down in the winter.... a box turtles heart can just STOP
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
#meryl stryfe#trigun meryl#trigun#trigun (1998)#I haven’t actually seen tristamp#but based on the gif sets and clips I’ve seen I think it’s still accurate#weiss schnee#yeah I’m a rwby fan so what#there are probably more examples but modern media is sooo bad at writing female characters that I can’t think of any#also old time media#all media is bad at writing female characters#anywho if anyone reblogs this can they put their fav insane lady blorbo in the tags
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? “I wish you would look at me like that?”#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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i’m afraid he’s already bewitched me
#lucanis#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#da fanart#HIIII LUCANIS HIIIIIII HI HI HIIIII#(screaming)#HIIIIIIIIIIIII :3#ok yeah he got my ass i’m ngl#him and davrin#they’re PRETTY#and probably have ISSUES#my art
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How I imagine their dynamic in the beginning
#hazbin hotel#lucilith#lucifer x lilith#lucifer morningstar#lilith morningstar#art#fanart#siddraws#last one#probably#maybe#yeah
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