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hi-im-eros · 1 year ago
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"Oh yeah, I practice witchcraft"
Also me, practicing said witchcraft: *holding phone and playing Hozier* "with the power of Irish bog man I cleanse this space so y'all negative energies better run"
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cringelordofchaos · 1 month ago
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I actually passed as the gender I thought I wanted ti be today without even trying and... Like, a month ago I would've been so fucking ecstatic... now I just feel nothing .. man
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petxina · 1 year ago
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:/
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pandoa · 2 years ago
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WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
LMFAOOO IM SORRRY OH GOD I WAS TRYING TO CLICK YOUR ASK BOX BUT MY BLIND ASS PRESSED THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON 😭😭 IM SO SORRY
I WAS GONNA EXPLAIN IN THE ASK BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIT
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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crowkip · 2 months ago
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yeehaw, baby!
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wanologic · 4 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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scorchedcandy · 9 months ago
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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA
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holycrimin · 4 months ago
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that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33
(don't tag as t-cest)
original under the cut!
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Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter
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colorstrike624 · 2 months ago
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No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.
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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
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zillychu · 20 days ago
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get MOLTED, idiot
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arcane-gold · 2 months ago
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i’m afraid he’s already bewitched me
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sidsinning · 9 months ago
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How I imagine their dynamic in the beginning
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