#.... i am so confused

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

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[w1k]

Alright minecraft gang I need you to explain this to me.

I am a game developer, I understand how this is obviously a bizarre bug. What I don't understand is how I have never seen anyone talk about it in a community that had one and a million creepypastas revolving around the early cursed versions of this game, and what *actually* caused it.

I have my theories mostly involving GL rendering bugs but that doesn't quite explain it neatly and it's honestly been haunting me since this super obscure memory came back to me. And no it's not modded.

EDIT: People have been mentioning it's likely an early minecraft desync bug, and I agree. The fact it's chickens being lit on fire and there is a lava mot outside checks out. Even past me in the thread where that screenshot was taken thought it was just caused by chickens dying in the lava. Jury is still out on why the heck it specifically only showed down there, sometimes way farther through walls, and why it was so persistent. Also why is a chicken this hecking big.

As such in the coming days I will probably be streaming myself trying to recreate the og castle as best as I remember it in the original version where this happened to try and recreate it. Wish me luck

EDIT2: I found the og gif showing the ghost and this is only raising more questions

[zephyrd17]

Helloooo a quick question for all the fanfic enjoyers out there!

Please reblog for sample size!

[derpy-thebdayclown]

NEW EP WAS SO SILLY HEHE

def some parts that i was like ? What 😭 to (especially towards max, but things seemed explained by the end yk? for someone so convinced he hasnt changed he certainly HAS lol. s1 max would hit him) but i think its just first episode syndrome, i have good hope in the next few eps!! :D i really liked the episode

happy about my magic kids still being a duo i hope they get more interactions this season!! i love them

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT CJ THAT WAS SO FUNNY 😭 although does kinda mess up the priss & cameron thing (him not being with anyone since her) but maybe hes just old idk lol . i still have to warm up to him more but hes super goofy

anyways. anyways . very silly, am excited . We won!!!!

[fire-bay]

Hey what's going on with Ao3???

[spot-conlons-pimp-cane]

i am very confused rn.

so in both livesies and 92sies jack makes a comment Abt the delancy brothers and counting

"I'm sure its an honest mistake, seeing as Oscar cant count to 20 with his shoes on"

"you see, Morris, he cant count to 20 with his shoes on"

and what I don't understand is, what does footwear have to do with counting?

i never really understand metaphors so that probs doesn't help, but can someone explain to me why it matters what's on their feet? and why that effects their ability to count to 20?

[thatbitch151]

So yesterday I saw an anti say there’s a difference between bkdk and bakudeku and if you use one of them your gross????

What’s the difference????

[is-the-post-reliable]

https://www.tumblr.com/john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth/728391524817207296/faqs?source=share is it true? are you one of them?

I couldn't say, on account of not knowing who any of these people are

[regular-gnome]

**Holds the gnome close**

I know what you are. :3

[angelicaisjustexisting]

okay i need some clarification, is the sifloop the tag where people ship siffrin and loop or is it the tag where we put stuff that relates to loops real identity??? i am so confused please help me

[aegoneggon]

Is this a goof or are Daeron and Aemond twins lol

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

i think that lucina an peppa pig should learn to set aside their differences tbh. they could be so powerful together

???

[savetheamazingcakes]

This has been on my mind and idk if I've said it before, but where did the danny phantom and dc (specifically batman) crossovers come from??? I swear to god they just popped up outta nowhere and there's a TON of fics and content for it

[pastry0w0rlord]

Wait wait hold on I am confused.

Can someone explain this to me like I am 5?

So without giving spoilers about the new 2.5 event, Trailblazer says Luka isn't old enough to drink and Yanqing says they are about the same age considering Luka is not a LL species.

So does this mean they are both minors?

This would put them in the 15-17 bracket I think but if I am missing something or misreading something I want someone to tell me /gen

I want to ignore problematic art or not draw it myself if he is indeed a minor.

[creektree]

okay i'm watching the witcher s3 rn, yes i'm like a year late to the party what of it, and i'm just really fucking confused how were people surprised of jaskier's queer romance???? like people be like "unexpected romance", like bitch where???? did you see him in season 1???? and hear the heart wrenching breakup song in season 2??? like i am genuinely confused

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

Am I tweaking or did life just suddenly start moving forward again?

(is this how House felt when he woke up from withdrawal)