#.... ej please

[sibbycrobby]

it’s starting everyone shut up

[doctorwhommm]

torchwood youtube (GAY BOSS?!?)

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

[someforeignband]

corporate wants you to find the differences between these images.

[deakyjoe]

Never wanted to suck a dick so bad before in MY LIFE

[ssongsboo]

all i can think about rn is euijoos hands... i tried to think about literally anything for him but his hands are just so pretty

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ej's lips brushed against your ear, his low, gravelly voice sending shivers down your spine.

"you need to be quiet," he murmured, his tone more commanding than soft. his free hand slid up to cup your jaw, tilting your face toward him as his other hand stayed buried between your thighs, working you into a trembling mess.

"i-i can't," you stammered, biting your lip hard to stifle the broken moan threatening to spill out. his smirk was as sharp as the dark glint in his eyes. "yes, you can. open your mouth."

before you could process his words, two of his fingers pressed against your lips, and instinctively, you parted them, letting him slip them in. they were warm, the pads rough and firm, tasting faintly of salt. your tongue glided over the length of his fingers, curling instinctively as he pressed them deeper, until they rested heavy on your tongue. his gaze darkened as you obediently sucked on his fingers, your tongue brushing over the pads as if begging for approval.

"that's it," he murmured, his eyes fixated on the way your lips wrapped around him. "good girl. suck on them.” his thumb stroking the edge of your cheek. his other hand moved deliberately, his fingers curling inside you, pressing against that spot that had your legs shaking. the muffled cry you let out only spurred him on.

your back arched, the slick heat pooling low in your belly tightening with every calculated movement of his fingers. his gaze didn't waver from you- watching every flicker of pleasure that crossed your face, every muffled gasp around his fingers.

"you're so loud tonight," he teased, his voice husky as he curled his fingers again, drawing out a strangled, muted moan. "what would you do if someone walked in? think they'd know just by looking at you?"

you whimpered around his fingers, your lashes fluttering as he quickened his pace, the overstimulation making your head spin. the combination of his words, his touch, and the way he completely controlled you left you unraveling, helpless against the relentless waves of pleasure.

"you are so pretty like this," he murmured, his lips ghosting over yours as your body tensed under him.

"now be a good little doll and cum for me- quietly."

[somecorn-thief]

Some unlikely crossover or something idk + a shitpost (with OG image)

[ari-sunshine29]

Drawings I made in school (not the best bc it’s on my phone but whatever)

Will actually draw them when I can and you can totally not guess who my favorite is, also I will try to post more!!

[the-forgotten-one1]

Driver's seat by Madds Buckley. It could work for anyone but I'm thinking Toby! :)

I love you for requesting this (good song btw :0)

Small headcannon dump below cut :D

Toby has some of his dad's old bad traits, but unlike his dad, he actually attempts to try and make a change about himself.

He does sorta drag himself down about it sometimes despite the improvements he does manage to make, but EJ is always there to support him whenever he does! EJ usually points out the things that Toby has managed to change already, and that usually helps improve his mood :]

Toby doesn't wanna go down the same path that his dad took, so he does his best to change in order not to be fully like him.

[glitchcryptid]

twelve days until dyhard comes back from the war </3

[fleshdeliveryboy]

THE GAYS!!! I literally never finish big drawings so this is monumental for me. I love them so much.

[deadkraker]

what trying to find a at least decently written creepypasta fic that isn't x reader on ao3 feels like

[rottingworship]

Im having Thoughts™ about Eyeless Jack now... I need him in ways that are concerning to myself and others.

May have to write something for him...

[ssongsboo]

steve x reader x hyungseok???? steve?????

i have been summoned sierra....... these are insane i love your works i love your writing i love you i am so CRAZY!!!!!!

and if u make a darkfic blog i will be following

also an euijoo thought... making him jealous and he does a complete 180 in bed.... fucking u harder than he has b4.... marking..... i've also thought abt knife stuff w joojoo but i will save that... my god i need this man desperately i would be on my knees in a SECOND if he got the slightest bit mad at me literally would let him slap me silly then kiss it better and fuck me dumb

ANYWAYS euijoo is so fine need him to eat me out w his glasses on,,, and bonus points if we Both have our glasses on and they kinda clink together ksjsj i want him BAD.

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the door slammed shut behind you, and before you could even turn, euijoo was on you. his fingers wrapped around your wrist, pulling you against his chest so quickly it stole your breath. his glasses glinted dangerously, but it was the heat in his eyes that made your stomach flip.

"you've got some nerve," he hissed, his voice dangerously low, his lips curling into a humorless smile. "looking at him like that, touching him like that- do you like making me mad? like seeing what it does to me?"

before you could reply, his hand tilted your chin up sharply, forcing you to look at him. his thumb brushed over your lip, deceptively soft, before his palm met your cheek in a sharp slap. the sting sent a shock through your system, and the ache between your thighs flared to life.

his lips were on you instantly, kissing the exact spot he'd struck, whispering against your skin, "that hurt, baby?" he asked with faux concern, though he didn't wait for an answer, dragging his tongue over the sting as if soothing it. "good. maybe now you'll think twice before pulling that little stunt again."

before you could process his words, his lips crashed against yours. the kiss was harsh, all teeth and tongue, a mess of frustration and desire that had you gasping for air. his glasses clinked against yours, but he didn't pull back- instead, it made him smirk against your mouth before biting down on your bottom lip.

"you're mine," he growled, lips trailing down your neck. his teeth grazed your skin before sinking in just enough to make you whimper. he sucked harshly, his tongue soothing over the mark as his hand pushed your head to the side, forcing you to bare more of your neck to him. "i want everyone to see it- every mark, every bruise. i want them to know exactly who you belong to."

he didn't stop at one. his mouth was relentless, leaving deep, blossoming marks along your neck and collarbone, each one more possessive than the last.

the sting mixed with the heat pooling in your core, and you could do nothing but submit, letting him claim you however he pleased.

he pulled back after a moment, admiring his work with a satisfied smirk. "perfect," he muttered, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "you look so pretty like this- completely marked as mine."

he spun you around, shoving you onto the couch, your back hitting the cushions as he stared down at you with dark, hungry eyes, his hands tugging at your clothes like they offended him.

"you belong to me," he growled, his glasses slipping slightly down his nose as he yanked your panties to the side. "don't you ever forget that."

"but you don't get to have me just yet," he said, voice low and commanding. "you made me mad, darling. you're gonna have to earn it."

he pushed your legs apart with an almost careless strength, the cool air brushing over your bare skin making you shiver. you barely had time to catch your breath before his mouth was on you, hot and relentless. the sight of him between your thighs, his glasses slipping slightly as he worked, was almost too much to handle.

you felt his tongue drag slowly, almost teasingly, before he delved deeper, groaning at the taste of you. his glasses pushed against your thigh as he tilted his head to get a better angle, his hands gripping your hips tightly to hold you in place. the tension in the air was electric, and every stroke of his tongue sent you spiraling closer to the edge.

he pulled back just as your legs started to shake, his lips and chin glistening, a smug smirk playing on his face. "not yet," he murmured, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "you'll cum when i let you, got it?"

you nodded weakly, and he leaned forward to kiss you, his glasses clinking against yours again. the gesture was almost playful, but the fire in his eyes told you he wasn't done with you.

"good girl," he praised, pulling away and flipping you over effortlessly. "now, let me remind you who you belong to."

and when he finally entered you, his thrusts were harder than they'd ever been, his grip on your hips was bruising. every kiss, every bite, every slap of his hips against yours was a lesson, a declaration of ownership. your mind was spinning, each movement making your body arch toward the couch. the jealousy that had simmered beneath his usual playful demeanor exploded into raw, possessive energy.

when you whimpered his name, he leaned forward, his breath hot against your ear. "say it again," he demanded, his hand slipping under you to toy with your clit. "say who you belong to."

"you-" you choked out, your voice trembling. "i belong to you, euijoo." his lips curled into a smug smile as he pressed a kiss to the side of your neck. "that's my girl."

he pushed you even further, driving you to the edge with a mixture of roughness and care that left your mind spinning. by the time he was finished with you, you were a trembling mess, barely able to form a coherent thought.

as you caught your breath, still draped over the couch, euijoo crouched beside you, his hand gently brushing your hair out of your face. his glasses were slightly askew, but the soft, caring glint in his eyes was back. he cupped your cheek- this time with nothing but tenderness- and kissed you sweetly.

"next time you want my attention, baby, just ask," he murmured, his thumb tracing your swollen lips. "no need to make me jealous- you know i'd give you the world if you wanted it."

[justmelunaa]

Lilith art bc why not 🔥🔥🔥

DONT REPOST MY ART‼️