#... because it was

[braisedhoney]

in reference to this little bit of dialogue. my high-effort shitpost nature never dies.

[thatonecrazysidekick]

Hello inconsistent art style, my old frienddd *insert music notes here*

[chaoticallyfluffy]

I woke up crying because I knew the boops would be gone when I awoke 😭

Actually it’s because I had a dream where my twin sister (who I hated) had died years ago, then I became a dancer with one of those celebrity lookalike/impersonator people, but she was pretending to be my sister instead of a celebrity and I wished my real twin sister was there to dance with me because I got along with the impersonator and would have loved to get along with my real twin sister as well.

I do not have a twin sister. I also hate dancing. It was a weird dream.

[sadcena]

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?

'Cause the cow's got the udder

[jumexju]

The way misogynistic men are hot needs to be studied

[mariamariquinha]

looks like most of my mutuals here are doing re-runs on 90s/early 2000s shows

makes it looks like we're in a little cocoons wearing low rise jeans and thinking that the 80s were 20 years ago

[tightjeansjavi]

Joel Miller is so Devil’s Backbone coded

[crocodile-carousel]

sometimes i draw a mouth and i just have to stop and stare at it for a second because i Know it looks like it was drawn by someone with a fetish

[scrabbleknight]

Hop Pop wishes you a Happy Holidays!!!

[godsprettiestprincess]

Re: Lucifer&Lucifer

I think about that too often alflfk Time travel aside, from a canon perspective Chuck created so many worlds there's no way there aren't/weren't other versions of Lucifer besides the one AU!Michael killed (I'm not counting canon Endverse Lucifer as real because Zachariah created Endverse, but Chuck could have created a world in which the events of the Endverse timeline actually occured). Imagine S5 Lucifer learning the truth about all these parallel universes and meeting a version of himself that never fell because Michael is the Devil/because God left his world before he created humans... A version of him that ran away Gabriel-style after he got out of the Cage, or a version that killed Michael. Depending on the number of worlds Chuck made Lucifer wouldn't need to time travel at all (+wouldn't have to worry about time paradoxes and accidentally erasing himself or his loved ones from the timeline, which is a great bonus) to meet an actual past version of himself that went through the exact same experiences as him because as a lazy writer Chuck probably "copy pasted" some worlds - and considering his obsession for Sam and Dean it's highly probable he copy-pasted that specific world over and over and only tried to alter the timeline after Sam and Dean were born

ARMS IN THE AIR I was literally just thinking earlier today how we never see a real alternate lucifer(/a universe where lucifer killed michael) but there’s so many <33

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[stagefullofsilly]

Hurt/comfort with soulmates 😭😭💖💖

tag your results!

[gayestcowboy]

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter