#... because it was

[braisedhoney]

in reference to this little bit of dialogue. my high-effort shitpost nature never dies.

[chaoticallyfluffy]

I woke up crying because I knew the boops would be gone when I awoke 😭

Actually it’s because I had a dream where my twin sister (who I hated) had died years ago, then I became a dancer with one of those celebrity lookalike/impersonator people, but she was pretending to be my sister instead of a celebrity and I wished my real twin sister was there to dance with me because I got along with the impersonator and would have loved to get along with my real twin sister as well.

I do not have a twin sister. I also hate dancing. It was a weird dream.

[sadcena]

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?

'Cause the cow's got the udder

[jumexju]

The way misogynistic men are hot needs to be studied

[mariamariquinha]

looks like most of my mutuals here are doing re-runs on 90s/early 2000s shows

makes it looks like we're in a little cocoons wearing low rise jeans and thinking that the 80s were 20 years ago

[tightjeansjavi]

Joel Miller is so Devil’s Backbone coded

[crocodile-carousel]

sometimes i draw a mouth and i just have to stop and stare at it for a second because i Know it looks like it was drawn by someone with a fetish

[godsprettiestprincess]

Re: Lucifer&Lucifer

I think about that too often alflfk Time travel aside, from a canon perspective Chuck created so many worlds there's no way there aren't/weren't other versions of Lucifer besides the one AU!Michael killed (I'm not counting canon Endverse Lucifer as real because Zachariah created Endverse, but Chuck could have created a world in which the events of the Endverse timeline actually occured). Imagine S5 Lucifer learning the truth about all these parallel universes and meeting a version of himself that never fell because Michael is the Devil/because God left his world before he created humans... A version of him that ran away Gabriel-style after he got out of the Cage, or a version that killed Michael. Depending on the number of worlds Chuck made Lucifer wouldn't need to time travel at all (+wouldn't have to worry about time paradoxes and accidentally erasing himself or his loved ones from the timeline, which is a great bonus) to meet an actual past version of himself that went through the exact same experiences as him because as a lazy writer Chuck probably "copy pasted" some worlds - and considering his obsession for Sam and Dean it's highly probable he copy-pasted that specific world over and over and only tried to alter the timeline after Sam and Dean were born

ARMS IN THE AIR I was literally just thinking earlier today how we never see a real alternate lucifer(/a universe where lucifer killed michael) but there’s so many <33

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[stagefullofsilly]

Hurt/comfort with soulmates 😭😭💖💖

tag your results!

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[gayestcowboy]

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.