#... I am a deeply unserious person
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jonathanbyersphd · 5 months ago
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Vintage tee,
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 brand new home
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Converse on cobblestones
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sillyzombiedelusion · 11 months ago
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Me: The theory that Alys was actually leading Aemond to his death is stupid
Also me: Here’s how Mysaria was actually plotting the downfall of the Targaryen dynasty
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abovethemists · 1 year ago
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Update: I boned Gale. He seduced me with his library. And apparently he eats pussy like there’s no tomorrow.
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fandomconsumesme · 1 year ago
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Replace the x with a c.
"The Torn-Up Road" by Richard Siken
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royalnavyart · 2 months ago
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When your pets fight ʅ(°ヮ°")ʃ
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Uhtred: It seems just any beast is allowed in here.
Alfred: Explains your presence.
Alfred: They said he could not be tamed ... Now look at him.
Alfred: UHTRED!! Leave Wulfred alone!
Uhtred: He steals my NAME too?!
Alfred: He steals nothing! And how is that your name, exactly?
In the end ... ❤️‍🩹peace❤️‍🩹
... for now.
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Genuine question for those of you who say that you want the dissolution of all states. What do you envision in place of states in terms of:
Logistics (i.e. making sure every area has the basic resources it needs in order to function and people not die for lack of water, food, fuel, medical supplies, etc.) Like not assigning these things necessarily but literally just getting them to various far-flung places.
Security (how do you prevent people from outside the area coming in and taking everything including resources, land, people, etc.) How do you prevent authoritarian groups coming in and occupying your formerly peaceful, non-hierarchical society?
Supporting people outside of affinity networks or within rigid social systems (a lot of disabled people, queer people, and other people on the social, familial, and religious outs are gonna die without some kind of appropriate systems in place to meet these needs.)
Addressing major environmental challenges that require cooperation over vast areas of land, if not global cooperation.
Rule of law, especially when it comes to human rights, freedom of movement, freedom of religion/culture, dispute resolution between governing bodies of whatever variety that doesn't involve war, etc. but also just like, basic laws governing interpersonal relationships (preventing rape, murder, theft, etc. and addressing the aftermath of those things in a humane, just way.)
Peaceful transition from states to whatever it is you imagine taking their place, without hemorrhaging lives from the most vulnerable populations.
And like, there's more that I'm sure I'd have questions about too, but these concerns are so basic that I just cannot continue the conversation without knowing what the plan is for these essential tenets of an organized society.
Don't get me wrong: I don't love states and wish we had a better system too. I am also painfully aware that states are failing many if not most of these all the time. However, what I would need to know is how what you are proposing is better than trying to improve what currently exists and isn't going to come at the cost of catastrophic loss of human life, human cultures, animal life, and land destruction. And not in a pie-in-the-sky way, a realpolitik way.
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torchickentacos · 17 days ago
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who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay
#nvm. the second fortune told me to suck it up and work harder. this is exactly like having a father.#this post is very deeply joking and unserious as I tend to be btw lmao.#shitpost hours#idk if I ever mentioned this before but my stepfather literally has a gridded map of our yard for the annual easter egg hunt.#he maps out where he put all of them (over 100 eggs. 25 for each sibling). [big yard. backs up into the woods.]#I think he had it on excel one year.#I only escaped doing the egg hunt a few years ago. I am in my twenties.#you guys know that scene from Psych where shawn's like 'dad you literally dug an egg 2 feet underground one year#and still expected me to find it' and the dad was like 'ok well i left loose dirt to indicate a dig'? yeah. it's that lmfao.#I love him but GOD. not easy being the only type b person in the family lmfao.#like. that's FUN for them. for me it feels like boot camp but they're all having a great time I guess#they're all very 'give 110% all day every day' type people and i'm like. idk. i think 36% sounds nice. doesn't 36% sound nice?#anyways. I truly believe that oversharing online is okay if it's kinda funny. also this is not new information lmao.#like. oh noooo the internet knows that i'm a bisexual with daddy issues. there's only like 5 billion of those on tumblr 😭#that's like 1/4th of the entire userbase so i think it's okay to disclose lmfao.#I am NOT unique in any way shape or form ✌️#anyways. back to finals work but tomorrow i'll catch up on dms/etc lol
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stbrutus · 3 months ago
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do u guys think they could be friends
based on this one 🤭
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x-v4mp3y3lin3r-x · 5 months ago
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Caethari and Naza oiled up wrestling match when
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sxcrxtlxfx · 4 months ago
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me having a real job with like . life insurance is truly comical i am sitting here making direct eye contact with my copy of tabinof, watching kurtis conner's magician video, reading parx fanfic at 2:26am. why was i ever let out of my cage into the real world bro
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prettygirlgerard · 10 months ago
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always really embarrassing for me when the mutuals I respect view my instagram story
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jonathanbyersphd · 1 year ago
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Gone, But Not Forgotten
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althaeaofficinalis · 1 year ago
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came to a realization today - so age 35 is your 12th house profection year, in hellenistic astrology. basically, annual profections are a timing technique that move as you age. your first year of life (birth year) is a first house year, where the themes of the first house and the sign on that cusp and the planet that rules that sign AND any planets in that sign are at the forefront of that year. when you turn 1 yr old, you move into your second house year, which is same thing for your second house etc. when you are 11, you're in your 12th house year, and then when you turn 12, you go back to your first house, and you just cycle around like that. (this is an EXTREMELY abridged explanation.)
so the 12th house, traditionally, is really kind of nebulous; it is in a sort of "blind spot" to the first house of self since it's right next to it and can't directly be "seen". what typically gets associated with it is self-undoing, enemies you don't know you have, the weird dark shit you refuse to look at inside of you like trauma, sometimes a sort of dark refuge from brighter things. it's called the house of ill spirit (as opposed to the house of good spirit, the 11th house). I'm actually in this profected year right now.
anyway the reason I bring all of this up is because I was talking to a friend and I mentioned how my 12th house year has been a lot of me enjoying cersei's incredibly fucked up shit thematically since we're the same age in feastdance, and then I realized that feastdance is cers and jam's 12th house year personified. and like... look I am pretty sure that's not what george intended but I'm just saying it fucking tracks, and of COURSE cersei is losing her shit and burning towers and recasting herself as robert and tywin in everything and getting the wind knocked out of her while jaime is muttering his lil madnesa mantra about lancel and the kettleblacks and moon boy for all he knows and thinking that threatening to trebuchet infants will get things done. they're just having their 12th house year and by god sometimes it do be like that
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pasdetrois · 1 year ago
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girl he did not fucking say that
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onesourceofbadinformation · 2 years ago
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i need to join a writers’ group or something unfortunately my current project is an incredibly mid book aimed at and about fifth graders and idk if that’s the “vibe” writers’ groups want to “cultivate”
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northwest-by-a-train · 1 year ago
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The amazing thing is not that the stomach churns, it's that it doesn't churn more often
#I've seen people say ''hamas is not murdering civilians it's expelling settlers''#i've seen people be rabidly anti-Semitic about people fleeing in airports#newsflash: there's not exactly a robust train system or safe roads#i've seen people— neighbors. neighbors. say that animal control is the best solution for this#i've seen people posting maps of reservoirs in Gaza and @-ing the Israeli government in it#i've seen pictures#i've seen people calling for retaliation on Iran and listing off targets#i've unfollowed countless people I thought I had things in common with because nothing anyone can do is criminal#forget evil for a second; evil's not a historical category#this is; as another put it; a series of massacres#and yes most if not all anticolonial movements went through massacres#and I do believe people who switch sides or withdraw any sympathy and wash their hands of it the moment a massacre are committed#i believe that those people are deeply unserious; no matter how sympathetic i am to them#and I also personally don't believe Hamas is doing this half-cocked/for the fun of it/with no blueprint for the political aftermath#i do think this is not random; senseless violence. it was carefully planned violence. a very organized massacre#and of course the stomach churns to that; as it did to what came before and what came after#i just wonder whether anything else is possible. if there is a path to peace where our stomachs will not churn. one not forged in massacre#it wasn't possible for French Algeria. it wasn't possible for India. it wasn't possible for Haiti. it has happened elsewhere#but can anything else happen here ? within these borders ? with these people ? with all the blood ?#so as I have always done and will likely always do I support any Palestinian challenge to the occupation#but the stomach churns at it. don't believe it doesn't
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