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[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[deloveusion]

men who are not afraid to be loud when they are about to cum >>>>

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I died and became a ghost. The first thing I did was panic because I couldn’t open my computer (my hands went right through it) and I never got to finish reading all the fanfics I had opened before.

[zegalba]

Nosferatu (2024) Director: Robert Eggers

[complikatedd]

I mean...one out of four isn't that bad??

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

[deloveusion]

nonsexual choking like grab my throat and smooch my forehead because i'm your love

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was one of many victims of a murderer, and we were all promptly resurrected and the murderer was forced to apologize to all of us.

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[starklizzie]

@novashelby @wonderlanddreamer

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

[lapdogchase]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[metfell]

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

quick reminder for everyone who hasnt seen my notice in the replies: please do not use this post as a place to put all of your really traumatic school experiences. you may only see yours, but i have the potential to see dozens of replies talking about self harm, suicide, family/pet death, etc. it would be really great of everyone to not do that to me.

also, i just hate contract grading and this post was, surprisingly, not intended to hit sixty thousand notes. if you can possibly even imagine.

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.