#. ooc . › sometimes i just talk shit .

[sonchiildren]

Beerus happens to be one of my favorite Dragonball characters and I fully ignore ANY of the dumb decisions the Super Anime made with his character at times.

[sayitan]

is neteyam over 31 inches taller than me? yes. i am still cradling him like a lil baby in my arms however

[hylianane]

i really dont like using my blog to vent or complain cause idk thats not what social media is about to me its just a space to be silly about the things i like. that being said. im just gonna do a mini vent in the tags abt smth that isnt even half as serious as im making it sound

[bcneheaded]

aNYWAY HI the thing that will forever be my favourite thing about artemis (hyperbole but ykyk) is when someone he doesn't expect to try talking philosophically with him/randomly tries to talk Feelings or In Depth like, on a personal level with him and he just.... looks at them and blinks.... and has to deeply resist the urge not to scoff or sigh out a quiet exclamation of exasperation. like NO richard, fuck OFF I'm TRYING to brood in PEACE and you could have been a part of that but then you had to go and disturb my silence

[talentforlying]

absolutely absurd shit that constantine has done in hellblazer canon, in no particular order:

argued with god in the woods

got kissed by king arthur

outsmarted merlin by boiling a head containing forbidden knowledge and serving it to his friends

had to play fetch for a dog demon (literally. with a tin can) and defeated it by lying on his back and looking too pathetic to kill fairly

killed the king of the vampires after he tried to drink constantine's demon blood & it burnt his face off

manipulated the archangel gabriel into falling from grace and then cut off his wings with a chainsaw

tricked satan & two other devils into curing him of terminal illness by selling his soul to all three of them, knowing it would become full-scale war in hell if any of them tried to collect it

put his negative emotions & memories into a golem that he then sent to hell, where it became its own person (demon) and came back to try to kill him

got manipulated by and later killed his dead twin from an alternate universe

bluffed his way into a crime scene pretending to be a detective chief inspector with nothing but an air of authority and the audacity

fist-fought the cops while naked in a field to protect his girlfriend at the time

summoned demons by reading the ingredients off a granola bar wrapper

did donuts in the parking lot of a nuclear facility blasting punk rock to bait rage-zombies (he can't drive)

dreamed he was in a nuclear wasteland, slept with the only survivor who gave birth to a two-headed seal (his son), and then watched his seal son be eaten by skeleton seagulls five minutes later

ground and snorted santa claus's bones

[nikawiy]

[sayitan]

y'all wanna see what i'm working on so bad

[bravevolunteer]

i don’t talk about michael being playfully annoying enough

[p2ii]

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[the-silent-hashira]

ever feel like ur boasting abt yourself too much in a server so ur brain just tells u to shut the fuck up Forever™️

[nururu]

everyone's always wrong about characters and that's why I talk to myself on here in my own posts.

[allroundher]

when penny hits 30 and people start talking about "when she retires", that's gonna freak her out so bad. especially as i think tom retires at like 34 - which is due to an injury on his part, but it's always in the back of her mind. i also have thoughts about ageing & penny being afraid of her 30s but that's gonna have to wait until after this match, lol.

[talentforlying]

clocking in at midnight to say, do y'all ever think about how......there is some dark star at the heart of constantine that really, truly enjoys taking a fucking piece out of someone that wrongs him. that genuinely craves having power over people who are used to having that power themselves.

like, there's a reason that his principal driving forces are empathy and guilt: he cares a lot about people being wronged, and he gets absolutely fucking furious at the people who wrong them. what's more, he's clever enough to lash out in ways that ensure maximum damage without necessarily involving him directly. (instructing chas to pay people to break the legs of a guy that hurt one of his exes, involving ellie in a scheme to drop the archangel gabriel from grace) now, he always feels awful afterwards about taking such drastic steps, and the people he goes after are genuinely reprehensible fucks who deserved far worse, but the shit that he sets people up for in a fit of anger gets intense, man.

tbh i think he attributes that part of himself to his father. and it's part of why he struggles to look at himself in mirrors some days. i don't think he'll ever feel like he's left his father behind him, or broken the cycle, or outgrown the nasty bits of himself that made mistakes like newcastle, because he's never fully learned how to get that rage to go away before acting on it impulsively.

[royalreef]

(( Though that said. If anyone wants to interact with Miranda after she’s gone through a whole damn lot of character growth and completed her ascension as a Total Wifegirl, or even to interact with Virina, my beloved Virina — please let me know.

[actualaster]

I feel like there's a huge difference between "AU where a character did not undergo the experiences that were a defining aspect of who they are and therefore would have some logical changes to how they think and act" vs "the author has clearly lost touch with the character's canon essence (if they ever were in touch at all)"

in general i would say that “it’s not fun if they’re totally unrecognisable” is my fandom thesis. like the point of fanfic etc is putting your favourite little guys in situations. where’s the appeal if they’ve been through so many fanon spin cycles that they’re barely even your guys anymore

[sayitan]

in all ways except physical, i am lying on the ground and thinking about neteyam