#-running and recording in the background 💀💀💀💀

[honeytonedhottie]

extra self care routine⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍦

this 8 step self care routine is meant to be super DUPER over the top but its intended more so to make u feel like the goddess that u are and to simply pamper, and spoil urself as u should...plus you'll smell like a cupcake after 🎀

warning, LONG post ahead but thats because i tried to be thorough and clear on the steps of this 8-step routine.✨🧁

STEP ONE ; ICING UR FACE

the benefits of facial icing include more radiant skin, helps with spider lines, and blemish control. if u wanna know more about icing ur face i recommend u read this.

but typically you'll fill up a bowl with some water and ice and dunk ur face in the ice in 60 second intervals (thats how i like to do it) or you take an ice cube and run that on ur skin.

STEP TWO ; OILING UR HAIR

i personally dont recommend oiling ur hair overnight, once u apply ur hair oil into ur hair let it sit for 30 minutes - 4 hours depending on how much time u have on ur hands, but if ur gonna do the 8 step self care ritual i would assume u had some time.

use the scalp massaging tool for blood flow to ur head and MASSAGE. imagine all of ur stress seeping out of ur body. it might sound strange, but when im doing this step i imagine myself rearranging and organizing my thoughts 💀.

while ur doing this whole routine i recommend playing an affirmation tape in the background, or ur favorite playlist. 🧁

STEP THREE ; MASKS

next i'll use a spray bottle and wet my hair before going in with my hair mask, and once thats in ur hair use the claw clip to keep ur hair up and out of ur face.

now its time for the facial mask and i recommend keeping kind of an ARSENAL of masks, whether its a liquid or clay mask or sheet masks just have them on u because i usually do face masks of any sort 1-2 times a week for my LUSTROUS glow.

while u have the hair and face masks in, its a good time to do some dry brushing to remove dead skin cells and improve blood circulation. some other masks that u can do to be EXTRA are lip masks and under eye masks.

STEP FOUR ; IN THE SHOWER

wash ur hair as you would usually do, use the body scrub before using a body wash that has similar tones to the body scrub (this is called scent layering) and while in the shower i recommend to do a shower meditation.

if y'all r interested i'll make a shower meditation guide and u can record ur own voice doing the meditation so u can use it ✨

while ur in the shower make sure to be meticulous and take ur time while u wash ur body. do double cleansing so that u can ensure that you're squeaky clean.

now is also the time to shave if u like to do that and remember use a body scrub BEFORE u shave and once ur out of the shower to use a body oil to prevent ingrowns and to just have a smoother shave in general.

STEP FIVE ; OUT OF THE SHOWER

use ur body oil and ur body lotion, this kind of goes along with the before bed slugging notion which gives the SOFTEST most amazing skin in the morning so i highly recommend it.

HOT TIP FROM HONEY ; using a warmed up towel adds to the whole spa experience so i def recommend that, warming up towels/blankets/robes makes me feel so cozy and toasty 🧋✨

the formula for before bed slugging is (body oil + body lotion + a thick body butter/cream)

STEP SIX ; REPAIR AND REPLENISH

once your out of the shower and you’ve slugged ur body, use a leave in conditioner to repair and soothe damaged hair.

use a face milk

cuticle oil

now’s the time to use pimple patches

and things of that nature in general

this ensures that ur being absolutely meticulous and replenishing ur body the proper way. taking care of ur base so that u can make it absolutely GLOW ✨

STEP SEVEN ; FACIAL MASSAGE

use a gua sha and any other facial massage tools to help blood circulation and just be EXTRA. to sculpt ur face like the goddess you are.

facial massage stimulates blood circulation, promoting oxygen flow and nutrient delivery to the skin cells. facial massage helps to release the tension held in the facial muscles, alleviating stress lines and promoting a more youthful appearance.

AND if ur consistent with facial massage, you'll can enhance skin elasticity AND diminish fine lines.

STEP EIGHT ; YOGA AND STRETCHES

nothing feels better then massaging and stretching stiff limbs, especially if u have pains or aches in ur body. look up a follow along, super light, yoga routine or a stretching routine.

i think that a rly good stretch is the perfect way to end ur super duper over the top 8 step self care routine 💗🎀

[legendary-69420]

Instagram Throwbacks 5

Chapter 16 : Part 5

(Racing Hearts : VOLUME 3 )

racing hearts

### Mark's Instagram Stories (@mark_spencer)

🎥 Clip 1 [Scene: Mark in a dimly lit hotel room, lying face down on the bed, fully dressed, with the text "I'm DONE" written over it. Background music: Some sad hamster violin meme.] Text on Screen: "Charles just suggested we 'go for a quick run' after practice… Sir, I am deceased. 🥺🪦" Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"Not Charles treating you like a triathlete 💀"

"Mark, blink twice if you need help."

"He’s literally a Ferrari driver and still shocked by cardio, I love this man."

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🎥 Clip 2 [Scene: Mark sneakily recording Charles from behind as Charles looks over strategy notes at the table, headphones on. Mark zooms in slowly with the dramatic sound effect: "DUN DUN DUUUUUN".] Text on Screen: "Look at him. Scheming. He’s planning something. Look at those villain eyebrows. Pure evil in a Ferrari polo." Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"Mark you’re going to get fired and we’re going to laugh."

"LMAOOO NOT THE 'VILLAIN BROWS' 😭"

"He’s literally reading strategy notes bro chill 😭"

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🎥 Clip 3 [Scene: Mark in a Ferrari gym, wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron (for no reason), holding up two dumbbells while dramatically groaning like he’s lifting 500 kg. He stops, throws them on the ground (they’re 5 kg each), and says, "I’m literally unstoppable." Zoom in on his face.] Text on Screen: "I am an athlete. Fear me." Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"The AUDACITY to call 5kg 'unstoppable' is sending me."

"This is why he’s my favorite driver 😭"

"Mark, the way Charles is going to drag you for this."

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🎥 Clip 4 [Scene: Mark at a Christmas party, wearing a reindeer headband, sipping wine and fake-crying. Charles is in the background holding a glass of wine, laughing uncontrollably.] Text on Screen: "He drank my last glass of wine. I am betrayed. This is my villain origin story." Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"NOOOO not Charles stealing the wine and laughing about it 😭"

"Their future wedding vows are gonna be about this moment."

"This is a betrayal worse than anything I’ve seen on Game of Thrones."

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🎥 Clip 5 [Scene: Mark wearing sunglasses indoors, leaning back in a chair at the Ferrari hospitality. He stares at the camera and slowly raises one eyebrow. No context.] Text on Screen: "When you’re prettier than your teammate but have to humble yourself daily." Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"He woke up and chose audacity."

"Mark please, Charles is going to see this 💀"

"I love the way Mark is just SO annoying 😭"

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🎥 Clip 6 [Scene: Mark sneakily records Charles in a hotel lobby. Charles is sitting on a couch, scrolling on his phone. Mark zooms in and adds the "Dramatic Chipmunk" sound effect as Charles looks up directly at the camera.] Text on Screen: "POV: I’m about to get yelled at for 'being annoying in public' 🫡" Tag: @charles_leclerc

Reaction Comments:

"I’m literally in tears, he KNEW you were recording."

"The way Charles is holding back a smile is so obvious."

"The fact that you even tagged him LMAO."

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🎥 Clip 7 [Scene: Mark and Charles side by side in the airport lounge. Mark is filming himself and Charles without warning.] Mark: "Say something for the fans." Charles (not looking up): "No." Mark: "He’s shy 🥺."

Reaction Comments:

"THE 'he's shy' had me in a chokehold."

"Mark recording him like a proud parent is my new aesthetic."

"I love them, your honor."

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A/N : No I am not dead! I had a lot of work this chapter isnt completed yet

[hvly]

speaking : hey ! soooo i’m an idiot and actually READ that other ask. i didn’t know I was the other freak 💀 i have really bad selective hearing/reading and it unfortunately reared it’s ugly head 😔 so i wrote this as an apology for hitting you with a “punishment” for an action you didn’t do. my bad, sweet anon. i can be a tad bit slow at times.

𓆩𖥔𓆪 disclaimer ! the following contains: afab reader, mutual masturbation, edging, phone sex kinda? (it’s a video), i got tired at the end so if it’s dog shit, i apologize

𓆩𖥔𓆪 - word count : 800

"Don't play this til' you get home, k?"

You stared at the message that was sent nearly an hour ago. Above it was a video, the displayed image a still of your boyfriend's torso. He was in his usual yellow coveralls, fresh oil and dirt stains littered across the fabrics. Not surprising for the ultimate mechanic. You let out an amused huff as you typed out a response.

"What's this? New project?"

You plopped onto your bed as you watched the typing bubbles appear on the screen. You smiled at how quick he was to respond, knowing he was probably anxiously watching his phone since he sent his video.

"Did you watch it yet?"

"Pressing play now."

You chuckled, following through with your message and ending the suspense on Kazuichi's end. You got comfortable under your sheets, resting your head against your arm as the video began playing.

Faint huffs with the hums of background machinery was the first thing you heard as soon as you pressed play. The camera was still turned towards his stained coveralls, unzipped and hanging low on his hips. Your brows furrowed as you watched, wondering what he was working on that had him breathing so hard.

Your question was answered a few seconds later, the mystery object he was working on becoming glaringly obvious. His skin was dewey, cheeks flushed a shade that was similar to the magenta hairs that stuck to him. His white undershirt was caught between his teeth, the fabric wet with his saliva.

Kazuichi groaned as he propped his phone up, coming into full view of the camera. He was sat with his legs spread, dick painfully erect as he shimmied his coveralls lower on his hips. You turned over onto your stomach, hugging your pillow as you continued watching. If he didn’t have your attention before, he definitely had it now.

You watched as Kazuichi flicked his cock, his head dropping back with a muffled groan when it came back to hit his stomach with a soft slap. He hissed through his teeth as he began to stroke himself, his hand moving slowly down his length. Precum leaked from his tip, leaving a translucent trail over his knuckles as it dribbled down to his thighs.

You bit your lip at the sight, a steady heat building between your own pressed thighs. He had to have been playing with himself long before he pressed record. Every vein in his dick was bulging as he played with himself, and his tip was so red that you wondered if this was a form of punishment rather than an act of pleasure.

Kazuichi stroked himself faster, whimpering as he used his other hand to palm his presumably sensitive head. It moved in rough circles as he gasped, the collar of his shirt falling from his mouth. He moaned loudly, his eyes shut tight.

“Ffffuuuck.” That seemed to be the only thing he could manage, moans immediately taking over his vocabulary. Your own hand had found its way into your pants, your ring and middle fingers sliding between your slick folds.

Kazuichi must have abandoned all fears of someone hearing him, profanities falling from his lips as he stroked, squeezed and rubbed himself to climax.

“Fuck fuck, I’m gonna cum,” he groaned behind his teeth, his leg bouncing restlessly. A few more pumps and his fist was covered in white, a moan accompanying each spurt that covered his stomach and pubes.

His chest was heaving as he came down, running his mostly unsoiled hand through his hair. He sat quietly for a few seconds, head tilted back as he caught his breath again. Then, he looked into the camera for the first time in the entire video. He huffed and smiled, holding out his cum covered hand and flexing his fingers. Milky white bridges formed between his digits as it made its way down his hand.

There was a knock in the background, making Kazuichi jump and scramble to clean his hand and fix his clothes. He wiped his hands on his coveralls and reached for his phone, shouting to whoever it was to give him a minute. Before the video ended, he looked at the camera with a toothy grin.

“Was thinking bout you and uh,” he paused, sheepishly chuckling as he rubbed the back of his head. “Yeah. Hope you liked it.”

There was another, more aggressive, rounds of knocks in the background, followed by the muffled voice of Fuyuhiko threatening to break down the door if it wasn’t opened soon.

“Gotta go. Love you !” Kazuichi kissed the camera and with that the video ended, his lips being the absolute last frame.

You shook your head in amusement, closing out your message to open your call logs. “He is such a pervert,” you said, bringing your phone up to your ear as it rang.

After the 3rd ring, Kazuichi was on the other end. Before he could ask you anything, you spoke.

“Mind showing me that in person?”

© 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 hvly 2024. 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘧y.

— ⋆｡˚｡⋆ ｡˚ 𓆩𖥔𓆪 ˚｡⋆｡˚｡⋆ —

[saintescuderia]

welcome to the mini series of the random, mindless thoughts had by a poet disguised in an orange jumpsuit watching cars speed by all weekend. enjoy!

--- note: 5am starts, 7pm finishes. all four days. gotta love formula 1!

thursday: media day!

i want the ferrari jacket

there are school kids here?

i don’t want the ferrari jacket

$7 for a small can of red bull is THEFT

especially since they broke the cost cap

me walking through the “accredited personnel” gate and tapping my special lanyard is a CORE memory

i think my uber driver dropped me off on the opposite side of the track

*stressing about being unable to admire the sights of albert park bc i’m stress-running from the opposite end of the track to my station*

pls don’t be a dick and say i’m late - i know

how is a 5am wake up not early enough HOW?

“last year i was stationed at the corner where charles spun out.”

sole thought = 💀💀💀💀

i. fucking. love. cars.

the whole SENSORY experience of a race ffffffffffffuuuuuck

“be careful taking pictures because that security camera is on us and is straight to race control and the FIA.” is such a cool sentence to hear

a porsche gtr should not be covered with branding idc

i’m definitely going to abuse caffeine this weekend

friday: FP1 / FP2

the sun is rising over the lake as i walk on the albert park track and i’m happy to be alive

especially as i found a toilet that isn’t a port-a-loo

ah, a cafe that does good decent coffee thank GOD

am i going to pay $10 for a croissant?

i'm going to pay $10 for a croissant.

i lived in paris but this one fresh lune choc croissant has topped it all

no like there will never be another croissant experience to beat me eating a fresh pain au chocolat on a f1 circuit as the sun rises over the water with the melbourne skyline in the background

aramco engineers are walking behind me as i shit talk about f1, nice

“it is an increasingly unique experience peeing in a port-a-loo beside a formula one track as cars race by.”

120’000 is a LOT of people

how has the float not broken yet?

metro boomin has released an album as i stand before live formula one. life has PEAKED

fernando alonso is the first F1 driver i ever saw live

there is a shift in formula one as the heritage fans of motor racing are on the out as the next generation of fans absorbed in driver hype and social media takes over and we see this in how F1 has created the new US tracks and made them all into spectacles and fans are here because of it being “cool” instead of caring about cars

… maybe i should buy the redbull jacket instead?

bonus: sole thought during the pitlane walk for the marshals

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturday: FP3 / qualifying

the relief of thinking you’re late and then seeing someone you know HA

commentators are now contractually obligated to bring up saudi arabia every time they talk about ollie bearman

jesus they’re as bad as the f1 girlies

i have to watch the grand prix replay after all of this i have no idea what’s actually going on

CHARLES GOES FASTER THAN MAX HA

kimi spinning out has me actively wanting to cry

a safety car FROM THE PIT EXIT

welcome to F2 everyone 👏👏👏

not me lying to the cute irish guy hitting on me about @saintescuderia

a big fat ha at the eshays holding their puffer jackets - even they can’t stand the heat

don’t flex on me that you’re here at F1 when you don’t even know what’s going on yourself bruhhhh

to the red bull fan telling me i’m “dramatic” for rolling under the fence (it’s how marshals have to do it) pls get help

$7 for a calispo is a JOKE

recording F1 quali isn’t even worth it bc they're TOO FAST

JOKES I GOT A PHOTO WITH ALBONO

i’m very lucky for my team of marshals :))))))))))

i’m only going to eat half my muffin

*finishes the whole thing*

sunday: race!

KIMI ANTONELLI!

do i ask for a photo?

*every photo of charles leclerc being abused flashes through my mind*

nah leave him be

five minutes later: i regret not asking him

the group of aussies dressed as lance stroll drunk at 9am have my heart and my respect

i need a coffee

seeing kimi walk right by me has now made so much invested for f2

i really need a coffee

yep they screwed kimi with all those safety cars

i really, really need a coffee

we get to go ON TRACK? for the DRIVERS PARADE

*starts practicing “get well soon” in spanish*

my heart is BEATING

lol jokes carlos didn’t even look at us

*checks footage to see that i accidentally just recorded guanyu zhou next to carlos the whole time :))))*

lol are they putting lewis and charles together all the time?

every marshal: “that was the shittest parade ever.”

i need a drink

pls don’t talk to me for the next two hours

don't meet your heroes kids

but also why the fuck did they do the float in one big car? and do INTERVIEWS? this is legit the one time the drivers can be there JUST for the FANS

F1 can PISS OFF

race start = okay it's happening

waitwaitwaitwaitWAITDIDIJUSTSEECARLOSOVERTAKEMAX?!

nevermind i love him

"race control has asked that you calm down, marshals are supposed to be neutral."

lol at the entirety of albert cheering that max is slowly coming to a DNF

mclaren swapping oscar for lando is DISGUSTING fuck zak brown

somehow, i've forgotten that charles is just there

SEND IT CARLOS VAmos

(this is all because i told you que te mejores pronto!)

daniel ricciardo....man..... aus gp can't market you like this.......

damn yuki got HANDS

ferrari and mclaren having the top 4 places is just *chefs kiss*

lewis just had to stall just pass my sector like i hope ur okay but couldn't u not be ok in front of me?

red bull deserves this after all the FLACK i've copped from red bulls fans ("dramatic" MY ASS)

wait george russell ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

singapore all over again. i can already see the memes.

somehow marshalling a gp has you closer and more removed from the whole thing i have no idea what's going on

(literally the only time i used my F1TV live timing)

finishing after the safety car means i can't stick my head out and clap for carlos FUCK OFF

wait, he came up right UP TO MY SIDE OF THE TRACK TO WAVE

... do you think he noticed me?

[dungeonclown]

Dungeonclown D20 “Rankings”

In quotes bc i love pretty much all of them and just had to post this for posterity and if one of my friends asks which season(s) to watch. [Bullet Points not in any particular order]

Level 0: did not finish

Pirates of Leviathan (lovely cast but i couldnt get all the way thru due to audio quality issues from being the first remotely recorded show.)

Shriek Week (gabe hicks)

Coffin Run (didn’t hold my interest)

Level 1: I Really Like This 😊

Fantasy High Sophomore Year (i love this season, literally the only downside was the livestream format. No!!)

Fantasy High (OG - we’ve come so far)

Tiny Heist (i mean, so darling, so funny. what so u expect)

Mice & Murder (better quality for remote but could tell the cast would have killed it in person since the zoom call situation is a big barrier)

Misfits & Magic (very cute and wholesome. Spaulding forever)

The Seven (needed more episodes to tell the story!!! wish they had sets and minis; covid problems)

Neverafter (love the themes and imagery, such a good study on storytelling.)

Dungeons & Drag Queens (fave sidequest character art and minis, mainly so impressed by brennans skill as a gm for new players/roleplayers)

Level 2: I Absolutely Love This 🤩

Fantasy High Junior Year (first show watched as it was airing, best FH yet, mary anne skuttle what more could u ask for)

Unsleeping City Part 2 (literally only downside is being filmed remotely. Breaks my heart they couldnt do this in person since this season is so special. BUT - got to see character art and illustrated backgrounds which was really fun)

A Crown of Candy (goddamnit brennan)

The Ravening War (goddamnit matt)

Mentopolis (superb cast w great chemistry and just lots of fun idk man i just think theyre neat)

Burrow’s End (fucking incredible storytelling by aabria, the cast, the crew w sets and minis and SHADOW PUPPETS goddamn.)

Never Stop Blowing Up (so stupid so joyful im just happy to be here)

Level 3: Has a Special Place In My Heart 🥰

Unsleeping City (some of my all time favorite characters and i just love how deeply these people love and understand New York City. Its the molecular structure of NYC in a show and its special)

Escape from the Bloodkeep (the first season i was like I Have To Stop Immediately And Share This With My Family. Every character is perfect. Every NPC is perfect. The minis and sets are darling. Every day i think about Hamhead and about muh hert)

A Court of Fey & Flowers (i just love them, i never thought id be invested in regency shit but if you put it in the feywild and add goblins and hobgoblins and owlbears and idiot bird people and shit im so down goddamn. Killed it. Absolutely killed it. Also gorgeous sets and costumes and props??? Gagged.)

Level 4: Rewired My Brain Chemistry 💀

A Starstruck Odyssey (screaming, crying, throwing up. The energy of these people being in person after covid creates a truly incredible maelstrom of dumb beautiful bozo shenanigans. id give a kidney for more ASO content. I Love This Show. And that it was based off of Starstruck is so fuckin special. This setting is amazing. also big barry syx is the exact bullseye of character im obsessed with that it makes me feral to think about him. I was going to joke that he was made in a lab specifically to appeal to my big beefy sex idiot himbo mercenary sensibilities but thats exactly his backstory and im mad about it)

[11queensupreme11]

im a senior in high school and after i graduate, i'm gonna move out for college and while i was rereading, i just realized how badly this whole thing has ruined percy's life. it just dawned on me how horribly uprooted she was from everything she knows. she was still in high school, probably needed to prep for psat/sat, get ready to move out etc, only for all that to go away cuz now she's been isekai-ed to a new world and has a bunch of yanderes after her, she will NEVER get that normalcy back 😭

EXACTLY!!!!

percy's not much of a planner like anthonius, but she did have SOME sort of idea of what to do in her future (especially now that the war's over and she regained the hope that she could actually make it to adulthood-)

she had all these hopes and dreams! she was still in tenth grade (a sophomore in high school)! she just passed her driver's test! she got her first actual part-time job that wasn't exploiting her for being a child! she needed to prep for her psat! she wanted to graduate high school and attend a community college for the first two years to save up on money, then transfer to a university that would hopefully take her and her shitty record! she was still a little tenth grader who didn't quite know what to major in, but that was fine cuz she still had years to go until she needed to make her decision! 😭

THERE WAS SO MUCH SHE WANTED TO DO BUT NOW IT'S BEEN SNATCHED AWAY FROM HER 😭😭

there's no way she's ever gonna get that normalcy back even after poseidon starts to care for her. there's no way he's gonna let his precious daughter attend a mortal high school. moving out for college? absolutely not! moving out in general cuz she's older now and it's about time she left the nest? NEVER HAPPENING! getting a job? don't be ridiculous!

what is she gonna do now? her plans for the future won't happen. is she just gonna remain with her father forever? get forced to marry someone and have kids? she had so many options back in the pjo verse, but now they're all GONE.

and the worst part? it's when she gets yoinked back to the pjo verse. you'd think that's a good thing but by then she had already accepted her place in the ror verse and started to make a life for herself there, only for it to be snatched away AGAIN. after she regains her memories, she's gonna be devastated cuz it's like starting all over again. she missed her friends and family, but she misses her loved ones back in ror verse too!

plus, she's been gone for two years now. she should be in her senior year of high school, ready to graduate, but she can't because she missed so much. there's no point in starting over, she'd have to settle for a GED but that'd make her chances of getting into college harder because she has no diploma, AND she has a terrible school record and super suspicious background. she could always attend new rome university, but she's kinda getting sick of the gods ruining her life at this point. maybe she should just run away to alaska??

of course, she's not aware that the yanderes are plotting to get her back and they're not afraid to kill the people she loves too, which again, only ruins her life even MORE than it already has been 💀

[goldfades]

im half asleep so my bad if there r spelling mistakes i just havebto get this idea out

so manager ALWAYSSS has to be soing something, everyone asks her to do stuff - especially adults

so im just imaigning kk or anyone on live whiile they have down time and manager is in the background running around literally trying to get shit done😭 in my head i see it like a cartoon character running back and forth within the screen frame💀

ok goodnightt

-🪼

HELPPPPP NOT THE CARTOON PLSSS 😭😭 absolutely and also i have a specific vision of like someone recording her in .5 as she’s like running around doing errands, she would just look like a mini person 😭😭😭😭 BHAHAHHAHAH

i hope u slept well babes!

[uhzuku]

♡┊ 𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍.

❝ running and falling, i’ll embrace this pain that won't disappear. the world is quietly waiting for this moment ..! ❞

𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐘𝐎𝐔. | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟏.𝟏𝟑𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: ‘lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones … and i will try to fix you.’

𝐭𝐰: soft satoru, sleepy satoru, he’s had a long week and all he wants is you okay, cuddling, mentions of being shirtless, fluffy and sticky sweet like when cotton candy is half-melted in your mouth, his hair’s grown out some so say hello to long-haired satoru, kissing, hand-holding.

𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑! | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟔.𝟐𝟓𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: "i'm boyfriend material!" he cries indignantly, offended despite the fact that he'd never kept a relationship for more than a few months out of sheer boredom, and you pause before looking him up and down. / "…mhmm."

𝐭𝐰: college au, fem reader, fuckboy satoru, protected sex (wrap it up cumsluts), jealousy, attempted hand-holding, brief nanami cameo, satoru gets hard attached and then is O.O when reader is like 'nah imma dip now', slight angst, unrequited love, previously established relationship (just not w gojo 💀💀 ), cheating ( by reader), bf sukuna.

𝐇𝐄’𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄 ). | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐫. 𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟑.𝟒𝟗𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: His eyes are hooded, dark with a venomous lust that used to frighten you — but you aren’t the shy lamb sent to slaughter that you once were, are you?

𝐭𝐰: concubine reader, demon king sukuna, sacrificial lamb x vicious monster trope, fem reader, manipulative reader, canon-typical violence, background character death, reader got a death grip on sukuna w the pussy ngl, breeding kink, fingering, sukuna has two cocks bc duh?, throne sex, cowgirl, no condoms, double penetration, accidental voyeurism, minor exhibitionism, creampies, biting, kissing, pregnancy mentions, murder, blood, gore, didn’t think i’d have to say this verbatim ( but after wasted summer ig i must ) but reader isn’t a good person.

𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐓! | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐧. 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. | 𝟑.𝟐𝟓𝐤. 〛

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: “I — Are you trying to blackmail me?” you ask in disbelief, staring at him with half-wide eyes as your brain tries to piece together the absolute audacity he’s expressing to you.

𝐭𝐰: once again reader is kinda stinky but not too much imo, fem reader, perv nanami, college au, professor nanami, threats of blackmail, age gap ( 20+ years, nanami in his forties & reader approaching mid-twenties ), power imbalance, nanami likes to get his freak on in his office, non-consensual recording during sex, non-consensual photography during sex.

𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐬𝐟𝐰. 〛

“𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞.” | 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬. 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 〚 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰. 〛

[orangeispice]

I would love to know ANYTHING you can tell me about this:

Please and thank you? :3c 💕

omg!! it's still a WIP for now but hopefully i am cooking

this is basically my attempt to write something set post-gang war

i'm a petermj shipper first and foremost but editorial's ongoing mischaracterization of them as a couple has put me off of writing anything for them at the moment

For a while now, randy has been a pretty important part of peter's supporting cast, and I'd even argue that with Harry out of the picture, Flash doing his own thing, and Johnny too busy growing that ugly af mustache, Peter and Randy have definitely hung out a ton. Hell, Randy made Peter his best man, so I'd even go so far as to say they're best friends.

So, post-gang war, Peter is on friendly terms with his superhero colleagues, mending his friendship with MJ and trying to be a better mentor for Miles.

Randy is struggling in the midst of the sudden breakup with Janice. Seeing as no one came to his bachelor party, aside from Peter, it wouldn't be far off to assume that he and Peter don't run in exactly the same friend circles; I'd say his closest friends are probably Peter, Glory Grant, and Norah Winters. Maybe Betty, but she has a baby right now...with Ned fucking Leeds💀.

ahem.

Randy and Peter hook up and get into a friends-with-benefits kind of thing. I like to think that Randy always had a thing for Peter that he didn't really read too much into because everyone he knew simped for Peter so he thought it really wasn't that deep.

Peter, on the other hand, is kind of put-off at the thought of getting into a relationship, given his shit record of his romantic life. Also, he may have realized during the time he was in a coma that he had feelings for Randy.

I love Janice to death, which is why I really don't want to demonize her while writing this, so I want to have her and Randy reconcile in some way by the end of the fic.

Also, it is very important to me that throughout the story, Robbie Robertson is very suspiciously glaring at Peter like: DID YOU FUCK MY SON, SPIDER-MAN???

Also, Robbie definitely cares for Peter as a sort of younger mentee, but he's flawed in the sense that he's very protective of Randy--as we can see with him not approving of Janice, and he had some problems with Randy's ex-wife, Amanda. So he's very skeptical as to if Peter will be able to protect his son, and understandably so.

(robbie definitely knows peter is spider-man)

(whenever jonah, robbie and ben urich have their monthly old men yaoi hookup they all think the other two don't know that peter is spider-man and it's really funny)

(miles is definitely making fun of peter in the background as all this plot goes down)

Since I've been rambling for a while I'm going to finish off with some evidence to back this pairing:

*images are not loading so bear with me lol*

There are definitely also a bunch of shippy moments from the older comics, these are just the ones from the current run

:D

[stormsofasorceress]

I saw the record scratch post and now am deeply interested in whatever Ruby the Fool has going on.

GKFHJGJFKHLFGHD HONESTLY I WISH I COULD TELL YOU BUT SHES LITERALLY LIKE. THE WORST CLOWN EVER. she is literally an asshole who does not Care About Anything.

basically her background story is this;

Ruby the Fool was a famous clown bard (flutist) who ironically built her fame and fortune off her popularity due being hired for noble's children's parties. she was a hit.

the thing is, she absolutely hates children. so keeping that act up for like 5 years inevitably made her more and more bitter. then, one night, she decided to run away with the circus (me and my friends have a circus made up where they all met, since she was originally created for a MP campaign). they traveled to baldurs gate for another show, hoping to outrival the circus there by giving a better performance, then all of them got abducted by mindflayers. fin💀

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Awww that's cuuute :D

The stall

AW lol the bow :D

Yeah it's been great (okay at least lol) <3

LOL yeah careful xD

Ope hi sir!

Will the cowboy hat be okay lol?

Probably xD

Okay phew lol

Yeah :D doing your best

Okay cool chillin

More people!!

Aww that's nice :))

That might be better than the others lol

Ope hello girl o.o

Oh gosh xd

Everyone getting out of the way xD

Ahh I see

💀 LOL exactly Marjan xD

Dang girl o.o

Ahhh professionals, like racers I mean

And dressage

Like breeding?

Okay okayyy

Ope hogs?

So like good against that?

Ahh it's good they get care :))

Hmmm that's not gonna go well

Idk how but xD

Peppermint's gonna be discovered as one of his triggers or something lol

Ope?

Ohh no

💀 OWEN XD

Fair though lol

I love his drama not gonna lie xD

Uhhh ohhhh-

OH CRAP O.O

Girly yup 😭

Yep, medical xdd

Owen's "To look into his soul 😔😌" XDD

TO CHECK IF HE HAS CONJUNCTIVITIS LOL SLFKJHKS XD

Ah crap xd bye girly lol

Idk if he was the vibe for that anyway

What's gonna go wrong here

He just won't like it?

UHH OHHH

NOOO SHE HAS GLASSES O.O

Ahh crap xd

OH GOSH

At least she's okay o.o

Is he gonna go running everywhere 😭

Okay phew no xd

Oof lol

Awww :( ope?

Like taking him home or something XD where would you put him lol?

Ahhh LOL B-Shift xD the ever talked about (especially in fanfic) B shift xD rude

Fair though lol

?

Oh gosh o.o no fair Owen xD

Ope?

Ohhh okay a free range thing :O that's cool!

Ahh yeah is it because he's been in captivity :( 😬

Yep :'/// that sucks honey :((

Oh does it have slightly more support?-

Nope lol 💀 xD

Owen honey where's this coming from

Exactly

:'((((

I imagine it's not, more around his stuff, but it also makes me think of TK. Rehab and stuff (though that was admittedly main Gwyn), moving to Texas, etc. He never gives up on him

Oope-?

AWW oh gosh that flashback 😭

It in that mindset/frame, like the too much effort, is rough :'((( that hits different <3

I'm so sorry Owen :( D:

Oope?

Hmm what's that Judd :D 👀?

Awww that poor girl :(((

Disturbing but she still looks so close to alive

Hm what for like an autopsy/checking her stomach more or something?

Yep consent, okay cool

Is Carlos getting out a recording device or something? Like M. E. s have.

Oh a phone? Pictures?

OHH her phone :O face ID!!!

Ohhhkay I see

Gotta say those are rough to work, I'd be stressing- yep xdd xD

Gosh that sucks D:

Ahh yeah too far from alive :'(( close but too far

Gosh :(

I mean yeah it's just a phone password right?

Idk could be just hacking it entirely not possible to just get the password, idk

:'(((( this sucks 😭😭💔🥺

Oop this is once again hitting close to home for Carlos xdd

OPE :O THAT!!!

YAYYY :DDD

I thought Campbell took the phone with him honestly xD

Oh he didn't leave lol

:O

Ohh noo

Oh gosh that poor girl D:

I mean she was trying xdd

Oop? :O a location!!

OOP

WAIT WAIT WAIT

THE SEASON PROMO

CARLOS IN GEAR

UUHHHHH OHHHH

I think it's later but 😬😬😬😳

Oop?

Uhh ohhh 😳

Hmm no I bet it's on accident, like she doesn't know it's just there

Or maybe she does

Hmmm oh gosh o.o so it could be him? Idk

Ope she knows her rights xD

Good for her but not good for this situation bc I to she is a criminal but good nonetheless

Oop

Lol yeah they don't xD I'm sure you have some kind of identification, maybe a number even still, but xD

Ooope?

Uhhh ohhhh :o >:D

Ooop-

A DOOR O.O

Yooo-

YOOOO

Nice guys :DDD

Good job 😌😌😌

Y'all and your quips lol

Aww Carlos's face lol

Ahh okay

I seeee okay :(( that suuucks

Gosh :(( D:

Ohh okay cool

:OO yayy!!!! She gets justice, and everyone else :'))

Yeah exactly <333

Why did it kind of look like the firehouse in the background for a second lol

Yeah <3

Awww honeyy :((( it's okay, you didn't know

It sucks, but there's nothing you can do now

CARLOS FEELING ITTT

CARLOSSSS

FEEEELL ITTTT

TAKE NOTICEEEEE

TRAGEDY WILL STRIKE, EVENTUALLY

[madaboutmathers]

Hello! I was wondering if you can do a request where the reader makes a video series based on her smacking/manhandling Eminem just to see his reaction. Let’s be honest, the man has some bunda and I love my men to have a little something in the back💀

A/N: I hope you like this x

“Okay, guys, you wanted more with Marshall in.” You whispered into the video as the soft sounds of the shower could be heard. These videos were going to be the death of you, you thought whilst holding back your laughter. Hopefully he would find the humour in it; and it’s not like the world hadn’t seen his arse time and time again. You moved into the large bathroom; delicate and subtle in design as you moved to the equally large shower. Some random music played in the background as you smirked towards the phone; enjoying yourself a little too much.

“Hey Marshall.” You hummed whilst subtly placing the phone against the vanity with a view point of you both. “Yes?” His voice muffled by the water as your hand moved towards the door. With a smirk dancing on your face; you quickly opened the door and landed a slap on his arse. Thankfully he wasn’t turned the other way as the video continued to record. “Y/N” Your name being called out in such a shocked tone had you laughing as he moved to lock eyes with you. “What? It’s not my fault it’s too damn slappable.” Your laughter only echoed in the bathroom as you grabbed the phone to run out.

For obvious reasons, the video went viral and was everywhere the next day. Thankfully, Marshall was hardly on social media but it didn’t stop you from having your fun as your fake accounts retweeted and commented. You were still laughing about it days after as you apologised to him that night in a more creative way. A way that had you on your knees. 

You hovered over the homemade soup as you stirred and seasoned it. Soft music played in the background as you lost yourself in the moment. You didn’t hear Marshall entering the kitchen as you moved to reach for the bowls. It was only when a stinging sensation rushed through you that you noticed you weren’t alone. “Ouch. Marshall!” You pouted whilst turning around and locking eyes with him. A smirk dancing on his face. “Not so nice, is it?” He teased and that was when you saw the phone he was holding that recorded the whole thing. Your pout was still in place as you crossed your arms over your chest. “That was mean.” You whispered. “Poor baby.” He hummed and moved into your space, gently placing his hands on your hips and stroked soft circles on you. “Hmm, don’t I need an apology now.” You whispered into his ear as his hands found your arse and began to palm you. Marshall only smirked as he moved to his knees before reaching for the still recording phone. “We don’t need that type of video.” He teased as you flushed ever so sweetly whilst he tugged your black thong down your legs.

[rosietrace]

Melodic Misconceptions 🎹

Track 20: Is it a date or...?

Synopsis: Victoria Shard was a former member of the popular idol group [ Poisoner ] from NRC corporations. After discourse with her group leader, Victoria decided it was best for her to leave and pursue her solo career in a record label run by her parents.

It had been half a year since her separation from her old group, and Victoria had never been more successful. But now she has a new problem. She must return to NRC corporations in order to mentor the seven idol groups.

Ellis Clawthorne is a member of [ (Co)-connect ] the most recent group under NRC'S belt. With no experience as an idol, Ellis must persevere in order to succeed and pursue her dreams.

Will both girls be able to adapt to their current situations?

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Author's note: Ah yes, another attempt at second person POV-

Aguri's less of an ass in this, so relish in that 💀 As usual, Kaz is singlehandedly carrying "Melodic Misconceptions"

Not much to say other than uh- Track 21 is a continuation of track 17, and track 22 is info on Koral Larrane, [ Poisoner ]'s new manager/recently popularized solo artist.

I hope you enjoy this track! Reblogs are recommended though-

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You didn't know why you were doing this.

And really, it felt like a really stupid decision on your end. Honestly, who randomly shows up at your friend's workplace after having argued with said friend?

You, apparently.

Either way, you couldn't leave now. They did a whole ass background check before you entered. It was a clear sign that Crowley values the profits his idols make to that extent.

Shrugging it off, you walked inside and began walking around.

When everyone saw you wandering around the place, they assumed you were looking for Vil. And you can't really blame them for making such an assumption.

Your friendship with Vil helped elevate your status as an actor. And just being associated with him was enough to make you rather mainstream in recent months.

But right now, it's kinda…. Iffy with Vil. But it wasn't like everyone in NRC corporations needed to know that.

And you weren't even looking for Vil to begin with. You were looking for someone who used to be in his idol group. And it wasn't Jiyoon Lockhart.

It was Victoria Shard.

I know, weird. It's pretty well established that you two don't see eye to eye whatsoever. Which was ironic since the chemistry you had with her was astonishing.

That aside, you furrowed your eyebrows and felt a little frustrated. Why the hell is NRC Corp so unnecessarily large? You thought, continuing to walk around.

But then you happened to stumble upon a conversation Vil was having. With Circe and Epel no less.

"Vil, maybe you should reconsider…" Epel suggested, appearing rather distressed. You assumed he was talking about the new manager Vil was going to appoint.

And your assumption was correct.

Circe crossed his arms."I agree with Epel on this one, Vil. I know you're open to new opportunities but this just feels…. Iffy." He commented.

You saw Vil's reaction to Circe's tone and cringed at him scrunching his nose."You just aren't seeing it from my perspective." Vil counteracted.

You rolled your eyes, thinking that his counteraction wasn't helping his case.

"Koral passed the interview with flying colors and has shown to be rather capable in her abilities as a manager."

"Yeah, but she's an idol. She can't be both at the same time."

"If [ (Co)-connect's ] manager can be an occasional rapper, then Koral can be our manager as well."

You cringed even more at Vil's attempt to justify his decision. It didn't help that Koral was a rather interesting choice to be a manager. Especially with her generally childlike aesthetic.

"He's gotten more convoluted with his justifications lately."

You flinched, jerking away from the direction of the voice. Relief hit you like a goddamn bullet train once you finally realized who it was.

The girl you were looking for.

Victoria motherfucking Shard.

Her eyebrows raised, yet her poker face rarely faltered."Are you alright?" She asked.

Coughing awkwardly, you did your best to hide your embarrassment."Uh- Yeah…. All good, princess."

Her lips formed a line, and her eyes were enough to tell you that she wasn't impressed by your failed attempt.

"Right…." She quickly checked to see if anyone was nearby. To her satisfaction, there was no one around."Why are you here?"

You tensed up. You didn't know how to tell Victoria.

I mean, it's just a hangout with friends, right? Was what was sprinting around your mind. It didn't help that you were probably looking ridiculous with such an awkward look on your face.

Her eyes narrowed, and she appeared to grow impatient."Why are you here?" She repeated her question, expecting her answer to come out.

And it did.

"I'm going to a cat café with Kaz, and… I happened to have an extra invite for my reservation."

Her eyebrows were knitted together now.

"Are you…. Asking me out on a date?"

"It isn't a date."

"It sounds like one with the way you look right now."

"What's wrong with the way I look?"

"You look like you're about to burst shit out of your ass."

You held back the urge to snort at her little joke. It wasn't innovatively creative and funny, but it was amusing to hear.

"So, princess…"

You tried to hide your anxiety by pushing her up against the wall. With your noses touching, you could practically feel her lavender scent take over you.

"What do you say?" You asked innocently. As if you weren't inches away from potentially kissing her.

Victoria paused, thinking of a proper response. Until she suddenly had her little eureka moment and quickly touched your nose with hers to have you jerk away.

"What I'm going to say…. Is that I don't mind as long as Kaz is coming."

"I can guarantee that, princess."

She bit the side of her mouth."Right… Pick me up at three?"

You smiled at her suggestion, leaning against the wall with playful glee in your eyes.

"Noted."

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"Holy shit…"

Victoria looked right at you, appearing perplexed by your response to her clothing choice.

"What?" She questioned, eyes squinted."Do you not like it?"

You laughed."I do, it's just… uncharacteristically sexy." You tease.

As if on cue, Kaz hissed at your response to her outfit. But how can anyone not stare?

It was simple. A black dress with bishop sleeves, fishnet leggings, and platform boots that elevated Victoria's height.

What you were focused on was the length of the skirt. It was like any other mini skirt, but the way it complimented her figure… It made you not help but stare for a while.

Victoria just rolled her eyes playfully and sent Kaz a cute little wave."I'll tolerate your pretentiousness as long as Kaz is around to keep me sane."

You faked a pout."You're saying that as if you only agreed to this so you can spend more time with Kaz."

She smiles more playfully. Still ghostlike, but it had a slight playfulness that you happened to find attractive on her face.

"Is that not what I implied?"

"Nevermind…"

The ride to the cat café was, for the most part, silent. Not much conversation to begin with, especially after you mentioned how sensitive Kaz is to sound when he's asleep.

And naturally, Victoria respected that and did what she could to be as silent as possible. It's almost concerning how perfect her default poker face is.

But then the song on the car's radio changed to a certain idol's latest hit.

Not Victoria's 'young and beautiful'. But Koral's 'k-k-kiss me'.

It wasn't a bad song, per se, but… The fact that Koral's manager also sang a small verse in the song put you over the edge.

And as she was scrolling through her phone, she felt a hand on her thigh.

Your hand.

The tips of her ears flushed, and she turned to look at you and noticed the tensed look in your eyes as Koral's manager finally sang her verse.

"Are…. You okay?"

You gave her a nervous smile.

"Y-Yeah…"

"I don't think anyone who's genuinely okay would go out of their way to squeeze their friend's thigh."

"Ah- Sorry…"

Your eyes didn't divert from the road, yet your cheeks appeared warm. Victoria found it a little cute, honestly.

"..... I'll allow it."

You blinked, glancing at her for a second."What?" You breathed.

"I'm allowing you to touch my thigh. Think of it as a way to relieve stress." She reiterated her words earlier.

You inhaled. Relieve stress…..

A sigh left your lips and you continued to hold onto Victoria's thigh as if your life depended on it. Not like you were squeezing it like a stress ball, of course not.

Oddly enough, Victoria's little smile didn't go unnoticed by you.

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"Ah…."

"Do you like it?"

Holding the door open for her, Victoria looked around the cat café with intrigue. You couldn't help but chuckle when you saw the wondrous feeling in her eyes.

Kaz purred, leaning against your touch. And behind your mask was the softest smile you could muster up.

You happened to rent the entire café for today, with permission from one of your old college friends who worked at the cafe.

After ordering, the two of you sat down and began watching and occasionally petting the cats. Kaz happened to be enthusiastic enough to wander around.

"Ah- Shouldn't we prevent Kaz from getting lost?"

"It's fine. Were you too charmed by my looks to notice his custom Versace name tag?"

She deadpanned at you before turning her attention back to one of the cats. A chuckle escaped her lips as she picked the cat up and began gently petting it.

The cat was gentle enough to cuddle against Victoria as she was petting it. It made you snicker at how tremendously easy-going the cats are with her.

The waiter with their orders arrived, and it happened to be the college friend you talked with.

They didn't expect you to bring Victoria with you. And it didn't help that she looked breathtaking with her hair down.

"...."

"Uh…. You okay?" You asked, your voice deep with confusion. Victoria looked up at them as well, which didn't help.

The friend gulped and just served their orders. They sent you an awkward smile that secretly said 'How could you not wait for me?'

A message that both you and Victoria immediately understood.

"I'm guessing that friend has romantic feelings for you?" Victoria questioned before she consumed her parfait.

You hummed."I guess? I wouldn't have guessed…" you replied awkwardly, with Kaz jumping back into your lap.

You noticed the frown that dawned on her face before she let out a huff.

"If you'd like…. We can get your mind off of that revelation by enjoying the cats… And the parfait." She quickly added, sending you a smirk.

You chuckled for a little while and nodded. Your friend may have feelings for you, but that wasn't important at the moment.

"As long as you make sure you don't hog all of Kaz's affection."

"I make no such promises, Harper."

"Rude much, princess?"

"Ugh…"

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Tagging:

@starry-night-rose @nem0-nee @authoruio @windbornearchon @sakuramidnight15 @fumikomiyasaki @geminiiviolets @twsted-princess @knights-escort

[satansaidmyturnintheh3llscape]

Everything Right/Wrong with Ninjago “Rise of the Serpentine” E7: Tick Tock

Disclaimers: Show owned by LEGO. This is not a professional review/critique - it’s mainly intended for comedy.

- Theme (updated w/ new suits, too) ✅

- I know Zane doesn’t know he’s a robot, but he still is one, so if he’s a robot how does he even have a record to break? Wouldn’t he be able to stay underwater indefinitely? ❌

- “The guy’s inhuman!” Yes.

- No thoughts just Zane petting a fish ✅

- “I broke the record?” “You destroyed it!” He broke his own record by like a few seconds, so “destroyed” seems like an exaggeration ❌

- Cole “fighting” in the background ✅

- Someone please tell Kai that when you run across hot coals, you’re generally not supposed to have shoes on ❌

- “My mind has been elsewhere since Lloyd’s disappearance.” Why? We have really seen anything that would show you have a close connection with him, other than the fact that you’re his uncle. ❌

- “There is a story I’ve never told you,” Just one? ❌

- “My brother told me to go retrieve it… but I refused.” Wuss.

- You could tell me that this and the Great Devourer are two entirely different snakes and I wouldn’t even question you ❌

- “So the Great Devourer turned your brother into the dark lord?” Well that’s one way to make a redemption arc acceptable to fans

- Jay waving goodbye to Wu as he walks away ✅

- Once Zane kills it, Julien’s robot guard falls forward, despite having much more weight on its back ❌

- Mystake’!!!!!!! ✅

- “Those who drink this never return” “Then I will not bother you again.” Wu says this as if he’s actually planning to drink it… which no one ever does in this entire series. ❌

- But if the whole “never returning” thing is true, I kinda wish he did ❌

- Firstly, Zane opening the hatch is supposed to be the big plot twist, but viewers were given multiple very clear close-ups of Zane’s blueprints prior to this. ❌

- Second, Zane’s clothes open with the hatch ❌

- The ninja’s reactions to Zane’s funny switch is sending me. Look at them: ✅

- “No matter what you’re made of, you’re still our brother.” Found family just gives me feelings, okay? ✅

- “My brother is a nindroid!” Copyright Jay Walker

- ^ Jay reaching out to Zane as they’re walking away after he tells them to leave him alone ✅

- There is no way they didn’t see the treehorns; they’re blue! ❌

- The way they’re getting their a*ses handed to them💀

- Jay got crushed and Kai definitely has a concussion ❌

- This entire memory montage ✅

- ZANE HOLDING A BUTTERFLY ✅

- So if the end of the montage is any indication, Zane woke up in a random house, with zero memories, next to the body of a random, dead man, and thought “huh, well that’s weird. Wonder who my parents are.” ❌

- Zane catches Cole after he gets kicked ✅

- Literally the entire true potential scene is just orchestrated so well ✅

- “Then I’m taking my staff back!” Pythor fought you for those and won. I don’t think you can just revoke it when you please. ❌

Sentence: Remember kids - if you think or act differently than the people around you, you’re definitely a robot! And if you’re not, then I’m not sure. You’re on your own, sorry 🤷‍♀️

[11queensupreme11]

Btw did you know Poseidon has the most demigod kids in PJO? Even beating out Zeus LMAO forgot to add it, but this paragraph is right after the one I sent:

As for Poseidon, it’s a good thing he had an easygoing wife, because he had so many girlfriends and kids from other relationships….I mean, you think Zeus was busy? Poseidon holds the record for the most demigod children.

LMAO you can just hear ROR Poseidon gagging in the background. The Chad with No Kid Poseidon vs The Slut with a LOT of Kids Poseidon

ror!poseidon would be shaking with rage 😂😂 he'd just grab pjo!poseidon and yell at his face like "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WHORE?! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ZEUS' THING!"

And he'd be so pissed at the fact that they're just running around doing whatever too 😭 I'm pretty sure Triton is the only kid that actually lives with Poseidon, the others are literally either dead or all over the world.

The thing about ror is that there are no laws saying "you can't take care of your demigod children" cuz there ARE no (biological) demigod children. So basically the kids they do have, they actually raise.

Ror!Poseidon's gonna be pissed cuz his counterpart has all these kids and he's not even RAISING of them, and this isn't just about the demigod kids too. In ror!Poseidon's eyes, children must be carefully raised by their parent(s) and molded into upstanding gods and goddesses. He would not want any of his kids running around doing whatever they want 💀

[bakersstreetirregulars]

Cookie Detective: The Lost Holiday

☁️ Is the fire out yet?

🌷 It should be out. Blue Lily Cookie, what happened?

💙 It seems that the story of our village and any associated activities were mishandled by exterior trustee sources. A tribute to the Tree… spoiled by greed. The voices of the masses have spoken to those sources on this turn of events, but I cannot fix the past. Our only hope is that the recording sources for these events… which your viewers know as the “developers”… will listen to the people that play their game.

☁️ Thanks for being here Blue Lily, y’know, voicing these concerns and helping up prep for the holidays while Strawberry Crepe Cookie’s doing some preparations in the background for another article. And it seems like Lilybell’s quite the expert in fireproof natural decor for the occasion too! According to the script, they say they know what happened. I dunno whether they got the entire list of complaints relayed successfully though- Huh?

🔎 -yes, the investigation is currently underway! (Hangs up phone)

☁️ What happened now?

🔎 Eggnog Cookie’s gone missing!

💙 Hah! Of course something’s amiss.

🔎 I know. I’ve gotten Tiramisu Cookie and Lollipop Cookie to assist me on the case, but c’mon! We’ve not a moment to lose!

💙 Let’s go.

🌷 Let’s find Eggnog Cookie!

🚂 As you know, Eggnog Cookie is responsible for the holidays and ensuring every Cookie gets their holiday gifts. Unfortunately, he’s gone missing. And I, Tiramisu Cookie, should know more about Eggnog than the others. I’m the one that drove him around on his routes last year!

🧸 This is the biggest case I’ve ever requested! I’m counting on you, Walnut Cookie!

💙 The trio have gathered the suspects in Butterbear Cookie’s Toy Shop from the square to see if they know about his whereabouts.

🔎 …here they come now! Here is the part where we need your assistance. You must run across Earthbread to find [Case Notes 📝], which can be found in the following game modes:

Raid Run

Main Story

Trophy Race and/or Champions League (NOT the Grand Champions League)

Cookie Trials

Breakout

🚂 Run with [Lollipop Cookie 🧸] in these areas to make [Case Notes 📝] appear more often than with anyone else. After you collect 400 [Case Notes 📝] in one round, the appearance of these notes will decrease significantly. The counter will reset after somebody has been detained and heavily interrogated based on majority accusations.

🔎 These notes will not be valid after a Chapter of the investigation ends, essentially resetting your counter back to zero.

🌷 Who could’ve done this???

🔎 There are 11 Suspects here. According to an associate’s background analysis, 5 of them are Culprits. The lineup is composed of:

🐦 Crowberry Cookie

🦄 Cream Unicorn Cookie

🍕 Pizza Cookie

🍩 Space Doughnut

🍄 Poison Mushroom Cookie

👼 Angel Cookie (again?!)

💀 Licorice Cookie

🍏 Apple Cookie

✈️ Pilot Cookie

🧂 Salt Cookie

💎 Roguefort Cookie

☁️ Whoa! One of the original staff on the lineup?!

🔎 You never know what they’re up to, Meringue. You just never do. Keep your eyes peeled, they’ve had a notorious reputation for making complicated cases.

Investigate

🔎 Once you’ve gathered enough [Case Notes 📝], use them to interrogate the suspects by clicking on the Cookie you want to question, then confirm your questioning by clicking on the question. Each new testimony will cost you 10 [Case Notes 📝], but you can review them at any time. They will provide their testimonies to the provided questions… but beware. Five of them are guilty, and they may very much lie on the stand or provide a contradictory statement that sells themselves or another culprit out.

🚂 Accumulate every testimony in one round, and we’ll reward you with a special gift. Remember: you can still interrogate Cookies you’ve detained.

🧸 In the meantime, you’ll get special S-grade blueprints for upgrading me, [Gentlemouse], and the [Starry Aeroplane] to level 7!

Accuse & Detain Suspects

🔎 Once your suspicions about a particular suspect have been confirmed to you, click the big “SUSPECT!” button on the lower-right to cast your accusation and record your vote.

🚂 You can change your mind at any time, but you’ll be on a 10-second cooldown between accusations so we can safely process your vote. Casting your first vote in a round will give you a little bonus reward for free, such as Magic Powder. Once the round ends, the Cookie you have highlighted as your vote is locked in. The three suspects with the most votes will be marked as the “Top 3” suspects.

💙 The one with the most votes will be detained and interrogated to determine their guilt or innocence, and the role they played on the night in question. Once a guilty suspect has been detained, everybody will receive 100 Crystals 💎 immediately after confirming the guilty verdict. After the investigation has concluded, everyone that locked in an accusation for a Guilty Cookie will receive 100 Rainbow Cubes 🌈 for each culprit accused.

🔎 Find and detain a culprit to uncover part of the truth. If an innocent gets detained, [Someone (?)] will share their thoughts to point people towards another culprit. It most likely can’t be Roguefort because of their standing within the lineup, however.

🔎 As the investigation goes on, you can track the ongoings of the investigation’s current chapter. In each round, you can replay the prologue, review the Cookie you accused that round, and review the background of the Cookie detained that round.

🧸 I’m counting on all of you to help find Eggnog Cookie!