#-Mod Scout

[chickenburgergmod]

Disco Elysium style portraits with some oomfies :)

[fortress-rising]

SNIPER IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN‼️

I WANNA KNOW WHO YOUR FAVORITE TEAMMATE IS‼️

It's alright Sniper, Heavy is a great teammate

[5mcsinatrenchcoat]

Danka "Embarrassingly in love with her now-girlfriend and makes it everyone's problem" Laidir

It's a Lords tradition to brag about your treasures, after all!

[knife-eared-jan]

Am I going crazy or are the bruises on Harding in the new picture (no. 3) more healed than in previous ones?

Is it just the lighting or are there really at least 4 different face textures for her in that game? Or do the bruises work like a tattoo overlay?

The implications for modding possibilities are kind of blowing my mind tbh...

And why is no one healing her???? Are they special wounds that can't be healed with magic and potions??

The forehead looks way more red and almost still bloody in the second image compared to the third. And then later there's a visible scar left behind (image four).

!!!

[pastel-medic]

Scout hating Spy this, Spy hating Scout that

Hear me out. Complicated comfort father-son dynamic

[sharkys-disco-stick]

not to be dramatic or anything but this makes me wanna commit crimes

[owlfluffy]

pls post the femscout bot here I wanna reblog it a million times

here he is, take him

hey everyone else, someone requested this on reddit and i thought it was funny. only name i got for him is Scoutfembot, pls think of a better one

[gayfraggle]

Incredibly important question.

[officialrailscales]

11.5” URG-1 | Mk27 Mod 1

Anchor | Terra Bronze

QTR-LT Stop | Terra Bronze

G10 XOS-H MLOK Scale | TerraCore | Honeycomb | 3-Slot

G10 XOS-W MLOK Scales | TerraCore | Honeycomb | 3-Slot

HTP Solo’s MLOK Scale | FDE | Honeycomb Texture | 1.5-Slot

HTP Solo’s MLOK Scales | FDE | Honeycomb Texture | 1-Slot

QDX Sling Mount | Terra Bronze

- RS

[sillytf2]

surprise tomodachi life post!!!

(since my medic and heavy miis somehow got together after not interacting with each other once)

plus some other shenanigans that have been happening on the island:

engie looking for metal on the beach

and finally, spy doing what he does best

i just learned that i can export the images to my laptop, so the next teufort island batch of images should be clearer!!!

- 🦀

[reallemonmeat]

never stop drawing

[queerfortress2]

Hello!

May I request any number of mercs you’d like to write for helping a S/O who is getting burnt out from work/school/general busy life stuff?

I’m having the worst burnout right now and it stinks :/

If I had any preference…any of these: Medic, Engie, Scout, Spy

You can write for one, you can write for all of them, whatever you would like to do.

I’m a woman and use she/her but you can make this gender neutral so non-female folks can also enjoy, whichever you’d like!

Hope you’re well, and thank you <3

an engie request finally you don’t understand — mod engie

GN!READER X MEDIC + ENGINEER + SCOUT + SPY (SEPARATE)

MEDIC

my brother in christ he is ALSO working. 2fort’s best paper pusher right there.

if you see work pile up he wouldn’t be opposed to helping you if you ignore is own work piling up. he doesn’t mind it really, as much as he says he doesn’t get burnt out he absolutely does and completely understands.

also taking you out of a work environment !! separate yourself from work for a little while, it’ll make you feel a lot better. he would take you somewhere nice if he wasn’t banned for 99% of public spaces, but does his best with what he has. you can walk around town together or he’ll invite you to his private quarters for you to relax with him and his Unusual Amount of Doves.

he’s also huge he’s practically a living weighted blanket. he isn’t exactly one to lay down and cuddle for hours but he can give you physical comfort before he finds himself distracted by something else in the room. you WILL have to listen to his crazy side rants if you spend time with him.

over all i think he’s more work oriented, so i think he’s more focused on “getting it all done” than “girl fuck your work we’ll go out on the town”

ENGINEER

paper pusher number two

he saw it happening before you did and probably dragged you out of the workshop before it got too serious. in the most non-creepy way possible he finds himself observing you frequently when you work together (or just in the same area) and will run checks on you frequently. need water? don’t worry about it, got a mini fridge right there for you— hey would you be a darling and pass the beer over too? thanks.

hospitality is his deal, even if you’re dating he finds himself treating you like a guest. you get the top priority. ignore his constant working and hypocrisy and he’s like a mini nurse.

also also probably does the work for you while he distracts you with something else. he doesn’t mean to be untruthful but.. while you nap he might’ve finished up a bit of your work and just told you that you did it but you were so tired you didn’t remember. HE JUST WANTS THE BEST FOR YOU

celebration too! he can actually go places, he takes you to a nice little diner and has dinner with you. he’s wearing his stupid little plaid shirt and jeans to dress nice and is TOTALLY playing but off like he’s the prettiest boy at the party. (he is) he even does the slick back hair motion on his hardhat (or very bald head). i want his dead /pos.

SCOUT

brother doesn’t know what he’s doing. he is one of the WORST at trying to help you get work done. he honestly just tells you to forget about it and you both just leave to go run about the base for a bit. a good jog never hurt anyone, i guess. (pauling is drowning in work)

he’s irresponsible so don’t trust him to help you either, he’ll forget about it and get distracted with something else entirely. but it’s the thought that counts! he’s also illiterate so that’s probably a problem with homework or just filing pages…

he also doesn’t take no for an answer, if you shove him off he’s just gonna keep pestering you, or if you’re small enough? just GRAB YOU. you’re leaving that desk whether you like it or NOT. you’re gonna go— as the kids say— “touch grass.” it’s gonna happen.

on the bright side, you’re never bored, he’s extremely entertaining. even if it gives you guys weird looks out in public, at least you aren’t frowning! you’re just having a good time.

if anything you’re going to get a good break, but when you get back that work is still going to be there, that’s a guarantee.

[fortress-rising]

Are you friends outside of battles?

Don't listen to Spy, he's just grumpy

[the-daily-male]

Today's daily male is Scout from Team Fortress 2!

for anonymous!

[dykedvonte]

I love that the Chairmen are like the lameos of The Strip. Like it just says so much about how the Boot Riders were that they are just so fine being like Vegas cool guys.

Everyone at The Tops sans Benny is content, happy and fine with how things play out. They just like having food, women and something to do. Like occasionally they have to use some of their tribal warrior skills when threats like the Courier pop up but they are like if you took mountain lions and gave them a kitty spa day and now they refuse to leave.

Of course, the other families think they’re boring like one of them is literally eating bitches and The Tops just has the worst Wasteland’s Got Talent contestants as premiere acts.

[pastel-medic]

The TF2 Momocon photoshoot has concluded!!! This was so much fun and it wonderful to see this fandom still thriving! 🐍✨ All photos from the photoshoot can be found on my twin's (the host) instagram @/big.mood.tsubasa (she is also Miss Pauling in the pic with me and another BLU Spy! @hoshi-tsubasa) 🍰💖

Thank you to everyone who attended! For those who missed out today I hope I was able to see you at the TF2 panel that was hosted later in the day!