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[one-time-i-dreamt]

They made a show called “The T word” which essentially was the same as “The L word” but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.

[sami--onley]

The war is back

We will all die because of the return of war. Netanyahu did not abide by the ceasefire, so our lives will be exposed more dangerously than before. Please donate so that we can escape as soon as possible.

Donate here 🍁

[chipsy]

[lapdogchase]

[deloveusion]

when you ride him slowly, so well and so hard that he gets impatient and starts thrusting up into you, holding your waist

[anthonycrowley]

i love that we keep giving kendrick progressively larger stages to kill drake on

[metfell]

Sick of the flesh cowboy hat ad already

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went into a bus that turned out to be filled with ghosts and one of them challenged me to a rock paper scissors game. I lost, and so had to swap places with the ghost, becoming a ghost myself. This was actually perfectly fine with me because all of the ghosts seemed really kind and cool. The dream ended just after the ghost sitting next to me offered me some weed.

[deloveusion]

quickies in public with your hand over my mouth 😫

[one-time-i-dreamt]

People in my neighbourhood suddenly all decided to adopt the wild boars from the nearby woods as pets, so my neighbourhood was full of people walking around with boars on leashes, both tiny squeakers and massive fully-grown beasts. Some of them had, like, silly doggy costumes that people IRL put on chihuahuas and shit. For some reason, they weren’t even walking them in the woods (which are, like, right at the end of the sidewalk), but along the street, crowding in the tiny lawns.

[deloveusion]

real intimacy isn’t built in bedrooms but in conversations where your raw thoughts, fears, and truths are met with love, patience, and a desire to understand

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A new Pokemon was revealed. It was a floating soda can with a face, wearing a flower crown and carrying a flower.

[lapdogchase]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[beautyqueenforbes]

I put this in the tags but changed my mind bc I think I might win here. Accidentally had a cherry soda that was a little bit open in my car (I think it was open when I bought it, so I thought it was sealed) and ants got in. Immediately went to the liquor store and got Everclear as a chaser to clean my mouth and insides. In hindsight, I worked in a dental office and mouthwash was RIGHT THERE.

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this