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[goatposter]

did i tell you guys about dinersaur

[paper-mario-wiki]

there are upwards of 10,000 women in this world

[valeriehalla]

Whenever a cartoon character has ginormous breasts and a shirt that fully contours to said breasts, there’s a contingent of people who talk about it as if it’s, like, a plot hole? “Shirts don’t work like that,” they’ll say.

Well, buddy, maybe you should have considered: boobs also don’t work like that. Why are we taking the boobs at face value, but the shirt is a line too far? You can’t just pick one or the other. They’re a package deal. If we accept the premise that the breasts are This Big, we must also admit the corollary that the breast-haver would, as a matter of practical necessity, be in possession of shirts with a topology sufficient for their containment. The “impossible shirt” is completely possible. In fact, it’s more than possible: it’s worldbuilding.

[ghelgheli]

no phrase is gendered; every phrase is gendered; is the person using the phrase engaging with a regime of gendering? does the person being addressed feel gendered by the phrase? or, better: is the person speaking structuring their phrases to inflict discomfort and distress? does the person being spoken to feel discomfort or distress? are you interested in instrumentally using claims that fragments of language have essential properties to defend a practice of care, or will you instead focus on defending the practice of care on its own merits?

[deloveusion]

if we date, just know i'll never stop touching you. i'll play with your hair, your hands, scratch your back, rub your shoulders, your neck, grab your jaw, sit in your lap, hug you, kiss you, everything. all the time. affection is my favourite and i just like to touch you

[copepods]

why do ppl apologize for rambling in the tags of my art… itd be like if you brought me a giant pot of delicious stew and apologized for how delicious it is. how dare you apologize. i fucking love stew

[bruciemilf]

It’d be so fucking funny if Jason fought so hard to intimidate Harvey after the Lazarus pit.

Look here, here’s 8 heads in this duffel bag, aren’t I such a scary and dangerous crime lord?!

Harvey laughs, actually so amused by Jason’s audacity.

“Oh. Oh that’s so cute,” hands on his hips, dad stance on. He’s this close.

“Hey, jackass, THOMAS WAYNE was my father in law. Also, I remember when you were 11, in your little Wonder Woman pajamas, knocking on my and your dad’s door like ‘ I tHrEW uP—“

“shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP—“

[thoughtcascades]

I be like "I'm a little shy" and the whole time I'm a demon

[tyjrose]

If I send you a selfie and you have no reaction whatsoever I will not send you another one haha

[negiwave2000]

i miss u siinamota ..... these tweets r beautiful

[anarchywoofwoof]

watching white liberals turn on Chappell Roan because she didn't categorically and indiscriminately endorse Kamala Harris has been the highlight of my week. when she was being combative with the media and setting hard boundaries, that was totally fine but when she actually stands up for her beliefs and draws lines in the sand about her values, she's out of line.

i love when politics intersect with pop culture because it exposes people as hypocritical liberals when they would have otherwise flown under the radar by piggybacking off of identity politics.

[euqinim0dart]

The janitors who worked at SCAD don't know that I still think about them 40% of the time.

[paper-mario-wiki]

triple reverse harem, transfem main protagonist surrounded by transmasc love interests and. actually that's just ouran highschool host club so nevermind they already made this one.

[valeriehalla]

at this point I just categorically have 90,000,000 times more fun on tumblr than the smoldering wreckage of twitter. like, twitter was already becoming kind of a drag for me before the hostile takeover, and now that cohost (hallowed be her name) is shutting down, it's like, well—i guess we doin’ tumbls again!! “it’s obviously the best one”

honestly, while the queer internet may never recover from the sucking wound that was and is tumblr’s NSFW ban—at least not as long as the united states of america continues to fail to take antitrust action against apple, google, and the payment processors collectively serving as the final boss of what’s allowed to be posted where on the internet—i’m starting to feel like tumblr is moving back into position as The Best Site For Artists regardless. my thoughts on this are half-formed, but it’s like this:

every other social media platform is either 1. tiktok, 2. hyper-obscure, or 3. slow-motion self-destructing to a degree way beyond even what tumblr inflicted upon itself in 2018. this is not a new sentiment i don’t think.

i think the fact that tumblr is unable to capture the literal billions of users every other platform is chasing makes it arguably a lot nicer for the users who are here. there is no way for an application to achieve a tiktok-sized install base that isn’t just naked manipulation and skinnerboxing. tumblr’s leadership seems either too incompetent to pull it off or too wise to try, and so we have what is effectively the last microblogging platform on the internet that’s actually still usable for microblogging.

also, a smaller-but-not-too-small audience is more engaged with what they’re seeing. simple as. a thousand notes on tumblr means more than a million views on tiktok and it always will.

of course, i am in fact making a living off of sexually-explicit art right now, and so tumblr cannot be my One Platform. i get away with it because the art is in service of a story hosted off-site, and so i never need to post The Whole Pussy on here; if i was exclusively an illustrator i’d be even less thrilled with the current state of things than i already ain’t. i guess this is just a testament to how truly bad The State Of Things has gotten, though. congratulations, tumblr: you really did win by doing absolutely nothing.

[lupucs]

The girls are here..... frog epic

Yep, the unholy trinity has been restored. Fun frog show good. 😌

Might make a group render with them and the frogs one day now that I've accumulated quite a few Amphibia models.

[deloveusion]

her pussy really gets wetter when you treat her properly