#- canon.

[swordsonnet]

[ID: short comic featuring characters from mo dao zu shi. they are wearing traditional clothes but using modern devices. in the first image, lan wangji is sitting in front of a laptop with a mortified expression on his face, three white rabbits perched on his shoulders and his arm. there's a speech bubble coming from his laptop with a reddit post inside. the topic of the post is "is it weird if a man owns a rabbit" and the post reads "is it gay". in the second image, jiang cheng is frowning at his phone as he types. a speech bubble coming from the phone encloses a reddit comment reading "yes. rabbits are gay animals". end ID]

i saw this reddit post and this was the first thing that came to mind

[hikaaa-bi]

needles wears an unholy combination of these two.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy! FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.

[ineffably-queer]

HELP IM DYINF

art:

https://twitter.com/hvdwfa?s=20

[chao-mp3]

alright Romania you are proposing, we get it

[total-drama-brainrot]

Ella Total Drama gets sued for copyright infringement by Disney and fakes her own death to outrun the debt.

[teddybeartoji]

sukuna likes to twirl a strand of his hair between his fingers whenever he's bored (or sleepy). this is real. i've literally seen him do it multiple times.

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

*A Letter falls on your head, the paper Icey cold. Open and read it?*

@official-clock-gimmick

Huh?

What's this...

Fuck, i can't read-

[unhetalia]

source: himaruya hidekaz

[jacenotjason]

Op!Gregor would call the communion wafers jeez-its

HAHAHAHAHHHHAEHFGFUHUGDFIHNHAHJF

IM SNORTING

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think Sam would summon Lucifer to kill a wasp for him

lucifer would not kill the wasp he likes wasps more than he likes people. lucifer hold wasp gentle in his hands even though it is stinging him and stinging him.

[houseflyy]

i need to make more miscellaneous kinds of posts to liven up this blog again. uhhhh the other day i was randomly thinking about how melody would fair in a post-apocalyptic setting. initial thought is yeah, she would be mostly fine, because she needs very few resources to get by compared to like, the average human. but if she's alone those survival odds plummet. already she hates to be isolated, so then add to that the possibility that All Humans Are Gone Forever and that will make her panic and feel constantly uneasy and heartbroken.

UNLESS: she finds someone alive. the first person she finds, she is sticking to them like glue. it doesn't matter who and it doesn't even matter whether they like her and want her there or not. she will do anything to stick by them. she HAS to be someone's animal companion or she'll be so sad and wither away on the wind like dust

[positive-total-drama-takez]

latino cody is good

but consider latina izzy

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[marriedferalbastards]

Owen: I don't hate you because you're gay.

Ianto: ??

Owen: I hate you because you're happy.

[allevilsarc]

anyway. lucy tropes that should probably worry normal people.

would hurt a child: AND HOW. sometimes, you have to send a message to people-- children usually are the best way to do that. if a family dies, a family dies. he's been reformed, however, which is lucky for most people. having a child of your own really changes a woman.

the caligula: also reformed, but it's easy to imagine lucy as some sort of psychopathic manchild with a god complex. i feel as if i can safely say that she does get some sort of pleasure from giving out punishments, even if the punishment is wildly brutal. however, he cannot take criticism well and it probably would drive him insane.

the corrupter: well, i don't feel as if i have to explain this one. lucy will make your life worse by making you believe you can have everything you'd ever want. just, um, just don't go back on a deal.