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Yes of course Mike Flanagan butchered Haunting of Hill House but the real crime is that he didn’t have Kate Siegel openly talking about doing arson and trying to do vehicular manslaughter and calling people “poor baby” in a fake pity voice
#I’m 40 pages into the book and I’ve decided that Eleanor doesn’t look like Nell#idr Nell’s actress’ name#but Theodora does still look like Kate Siegel. because I want her to eat me alive.#sorry I know everyone here did come here for mphfpc but uh. this is my general book readin blog now. I guess#also I’d like to clarify that the arson she’s thinking about committing is on the haunted house#and the vehicular manslaughter is @ the grounds keeper who d a creep and a dick#*who is a
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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."
hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.
#pls fact check this#i tried to do my own research but. well who knows#luigi mangione#united healthcare
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funniest fucking thing
#nintendo#tomodachi life#tomodachi life: living the dream#congrats to all those who believed#my condolences to silksong fans
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones#and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think
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monty likes to sit in front of an open window and tell the bin men he loves them (they cant see him)
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No one owes artists anything.
But existence is lonely and sometime you throw hours and hours of effort into a void, on the slim chance it will say something back.
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao#not the most social of butterflies this group#sth#rouge the bat#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#e123 omega#team dark#comic#my art#doodles#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf#anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design
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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....
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On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.
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#meme#tiktok#instagram#twitter#stop fucking linking these shits just rip the content and repost it who cares
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fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent
(signed, an autistic person)
#mine#to the dumb bitch on tiktok who said he was just stimming i genuinely fucking hate you#autism#actually autistic#elon musk#ableism#us politics
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
#cartoon blood#guy whos on 2 adhd meds and an antidepressant trying to function any executive at all ever:
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