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sassysausage · 1 day ago
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If anything can be said for this trash site, let it be this: it can & will take you on a wild ride through some of the most hilariously-unprompted-hypothetical-shit courtesy of brilliant, unhinged minds.
“Yeah, fuck it, I’ll reblog that” because what the hell not.
Never change.
if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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nortsauce · 6 hours ago
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when you’re close to me!
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liceinmyteeth · 1 day ago
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Actual Leif’s request spoilers!!!!! Lmao
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graysans-art · 17 hours ago
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this thing probably eats bugs
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siryouarebeingmocked · 1 day ago
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Class, notice how FOS/leanybeany09's first priority was defending feminism, not the actual sexism against men. If feminism was really just about equality, like FOS claimed, then their first and top priority would be the sexism, not feminism's rep. This is a common issue with NAFALTing feminists.
I’m a bit confused by your username
Feminism is a movement that’s defined by the desire for all people to be seen as equal, including men, women, and others. There’s extreme cases, like radfems and “kill all men” etc, but at its core feminism is a movement that’s supposed to embody positivity and equality, not hate
Do you really consider it a hate movement or do you only consider the extreme cases that way?
You're mistaken in a very fundamental way: radical feminism is not an "extreme case"; it's rather the bedrock of all feminist assumptions about the world that simply become more diluted and palatable to a larger number of people the closer to the mainstream they get.
Radical feminism is not fringe feminism but core feminism: All of the beliefs that the moderate foot soldiers of that movement obediently march along to and mindlessly assert to be true, such as "The Patriarchy", "rape culture", "gender is a social construct", "The Glass Ceiling", even the belief in a pay gap, 60 years after it was made illegal across all western nations to pay a woman less than a man for the same work... all of these originate with radical feminist thinkers and writers back in the 1970s onwards and are still chiefly propagated by radical feminists today.
The "why can't we all just get along" feminists don't teach gender studies classes. The "why can't we all just get along" feminists didn't write the textbooks taught in those gender studies classes. They don't organize the marches or start online forums devoted to feminism, etc. The more fanatically taken over by the false assumptions about reality that a person is, the more radical one becomes and the more deeply involved and influential in the feminist movement that person becomes.
None of modern feminist thought originates with the moderates. There's a case to be made that it was for a time a much more moderate, vague and well-meaning ideal, post-suffragettes and pre-radfems, but that was before the movement was infiltrated and taken over by Marxist radicals around the turn of the 1970s. From then till now, all feminist theory can be most clearly understood as Marxist explanations about reality but replacing the word "class" replaced with "gender" and the words "the bourgeoisie" replaced with "men".
So instead of saying all human history can be best explained as the result of class war, all human history can thereafter be best explained as the result of a gender war. Both of these positions are obviously and self-evidently false, or at the very, very, very, very, very least, so flawed and incomplete as some sort of all-encompassing explanation to be dangerously misleading and terribly destructive: the majority of the day-to-day reality of all the tens of thousands of years of human history can be much more realistically depicted as billions of men and women working together to care for and protect each other and the children they produced, which ultimately resulted in each of us.
Feminism, particularly of the past 50 years, is founded on a narrative of the world that divides all women and men up into ‘innocent victims’ and ‘privileged oppressors’, and as such has done more to foster hate and drive a wedge between the sexes than any other political movement in history. Instead of seeing men and women as brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, sons and daughters, friends and lovers, feminism sees only a gender war that it alone started and it alone propagates, with no realistic end ever in sight. 
Even fairly moderate feminists today think and speak of men almost exactly the way Nazis thought and spoke of Jews, and that’s why I say feminism is a hate movement.
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siryouarebeingmocked · 2 days ago
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Surprising no one, someone who wants to use a Famous Person™ quote as a substitute for thought has me pre-blocked.
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Also, weird how Nazis are suddenly perfectly correct and should be blindly believed when they say things convenient for leftists.
Also, you may be wondering if riotbard responded to qaety.
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They did, with the exact same quote, and ignored how they got it very wrong and still thought it was valid. Heck, a hypothetical statement is not proof of reality.
Also, "some random guy saying a quote exists" is not exactly proof positive.
Also also, a quote about liberalism from most of a century ago is very different from liberalism today.
The US mainstream left openly endorsed "anti-fascist" violence less than a decade ago, until someone actually got killed over it.
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goldybays · 3 days ago
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@bellasauruss Pico is a creature
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shhrrroooommmmmyyyyyy · 2 days ago
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"Who tops?" -Blitzø Buckzo 2023
Tf you mean "who tops"???
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Bro really looked at these two and thought "HM there's a possibility the most adorable munchkin in hell who deserves all the happiness tops the fucking sin of lust himself ��🧐🧐"
I love these two and I love blitz for asking that. I mean he does top Stolas so I guess he's just asking from experience but like bro 💀 take a wild guess honey. That joke is heavily underrated by the fans if you ask me
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look at him. he's so stupid i love him so much ❤️
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kookiekult · 2 days ago
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Everybody meet Jamal the swim coach
JAMAL I LOVE YOU YOURE SO FUNNY PLEASE DONT DIE 😭😭
@hiro--aoki
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atompalace-official · 2 months ago
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….well, she’s got the spirit!
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fata-vocant · 1 year ago
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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siryouarebeingmocked · 1 day ago
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I love how they wrote all that and somehow managed to not make a single counterargument of any kind.
And, y'know, spent most of their (clearly) limited brainpower on attacking OP.
Also, don't feminists constantly say women are universally stressed out by the threat of men?
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kdw0000 · 9 months ago
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not sorry
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ryderdire · 1 year ago
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AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.
EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man
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valeeeez · 3 days ago
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I swear checo I will hate you forever for this 😭😭😭 MY SANITY DEPENDED ON YOU.... AND OSCAR
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