#*stupid

[hornysalmon]

thrty

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[fastulfr]

top ten napoleon bad posture

[reactions-daily]

[blightdaddy]

i will fight a skeleton is the thing

[sharkpatatus]

Deserved.

I got bored and decided to transfer my period cramps to Reigen

[ryoma-rh]

Put him down 💔💔

[eefaevie]

Crowley: would you still love me if I was a worm

(animation by Peter Anderson Studio)

[classfelidae]

I hate Hoffman so I’m making a badly drawn animation about how much I hate Hoffman

[handsliketheocean]

im always surprised when people slide in my dms with things specific to my kinks like everything i use to masturbate isnt in my likes reblogd and about meeeee

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[kdw0000]

not sorry

[ryderdire]

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

[pastabaguette]

i’m back at it again with the stupid homestuck edits.

sollux would definitely be a redditor.

[duplexide]

I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

[tweltchy]

What a fucking weekend this has been.