#*spitting blood* it's ok

[faraige]

Whenever someone tries to tell me stuff about fiber arts knowing that I knit and they say stuff like "I told her you wanted to buy wool to sew a sweater with your crochet" and I have to repeat mentally to myself that they have good intentions because that shit gives me more psychic damage than a final boss

[brainrotcharacters]

wacky behavior from Logan who did uppies with Wade in the Void as he's asking where the hell were they without knowing if Wade could survive a direct stab first

[where-the-water-flows]

hey like I know narrative convenience etc but also like. wenjing glows when there's blood on it, yeah?

Li Lianhua carries that sword for a decade. up his...sleeve? I guess?? just. on him, all the time presumably, because it's the last link he has to his shixiong and also because like. defence weapon. and also also sword he needs to keep hidden and probably can't just leave lying around like he does di feisheng's disco boxer armour scraps, because a sword is kinda less easy to explain as 'haha yeah I just found it and decided to keep it for. reasons?' than 'oh my thrifted jianghu scrap of don't get burnt cooking material is actually valuable? weird! anyway want some inedible soup'

Li Lianhua also, presumably, spends a decade coughing up blood on the regular, because of the whole dying slowly and horribly of poison thing. I'd guess he's coughing up blood probably less at the start/middle of the decade, but like, he's visibly used to just horking up an internal organs worth of blood and then continuing on his way as best he can, so. one assumes the blood spitting is not a new thing.

so like. how often over the literal decade he's carrying the sword that glows when exposed to blood and also regularly exposing it to blood is Li lianhua like hurkcoughbleh and then has to be like please ignore my glowing arm, it's....a medical condition that is extremely normal and not worth talking about, that will be five taels take your treatment and please fuck off

[poppy5991]

How hard did All Might punch this man in the face that we got from A to B? Ngl if I was him I’d be mad too

He clocked that whole face off his body. He ruined his modeling career.

[c-kiddo]

Do You have any doodles of Ashton greymoore from cr 3rd campaign that you’d be willing to share? Also I love your art style so much!

thankyou !! here is an ashton from my sketchbook the other day, coloured it super quick right now lol

[ID: a messy portrait sketch of ashton from critical role with spiked purple-grey hair with purple crystals growing inside it, smudged eye makeup, a bloody nose and black-red blood flecked on their skin, and a grin on their face, like they've been in a fight. end ID.]

[sweetlullabyebye]

Rewatching Strangers from Hell as some sort of weird comedy honestly is very healing, and Moonjo being a clown every ten minutes helps a lot

In the video: Moonjo being unserious for more than a minute

[drpepper-lovers-blog]

True 😞

[angelbambisworld]

Till the room stank. Till the whole house is shaking. Till a state of emergency is declared on this country from all the sex fumes blowing out the window and into the air. On some Chernobyl/Three Mile Island bullshit. Till his schmeckle falls off. I do not give a fuck today, people.

[butchdykekondraki]

Sigma more like uhh. Ligma. 😼

i hope you Explode

[ginsoakedgirl80]

Tantai Jin: But I still love you.

Ye Xiwu: Do you?

Do you? That short hesitation before she psyches herself up again to not let her feelings get in the way.

Ye Xiwu: Tantai Jin, I have never loved you.

[pekodayz]

“your gums are so bloody haha!”

me feeling my raw mouth after getting jabbed 77 times by the tooth pick: yea so true hahahahaah

[theseandi]

i have been sick and miserable for a week and i barely slept the past two days because this sickness caused me major tooth pain so if i am not okay by my birthday this saturday i will RIOT!!!!

[royaltrios]

going to try and bang out a really quick and easy baroryuu fic this weekend if i can…. im like outlining it rn and the way i write barok is seriously so indulgent its not even funny.

[caninecowboy]

great. this is so great.

[astranyx]

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[mitta-likes-moths]

I want you all to know that if y’all see me roaming about and my left earring is never in when I wear earrings, the only thing I want you to assume is that I am suffering my left ear is INCREDIBLY pissy and only likes to let the earring go all the way through when I stick it through the back hole, any attempt of sticking it through the front hole of the piercing will only result in blood and slight pain 😔