#*puts on the cone of shame*

[wellthebardsdead]

….The big horny won.

Gortash finally got me.

[meltylandartchive]

im really normal about this blonde guy i promise

[luxtax]

Cone of Shame

[oreo-creampie]

MY FUZZY LITTLE BUDDY IS BACK HOME!!! We gave him the the next dose of his meds and where they chopped his kitty balls off is healthy. He’s been getting all the cuddles and treats

[lyqiche]

halloween series 3/3

i need. i need to draw him like rhis more. . .

[lazycranberrydoodles]

the tale of vet tech xie lian and his huge fuckoff lion of a cat / fanart of the feral and the vet tech by @captain-bumble!! / more doodles (with a spoiler) under the cut

[ratatatastic]

[dandelion-system]

Gotta love it when someone yells at you and blames you for a situation neither of you could control because they can’t regulate their emotions enough to handle panic, guilt, shame, fear, anxiety, sadness etc so they resort to anger.

It’s not your fault. You did your best. Don’t let them get to you.

[top-shelf-tender]

At first, it appeared a new lamp fixture had been added to the parlor. Upon closer inspection, it was revealed that Husk was wearing a large red cone around his head that had "Alastor's always right" scribbled on it.

"Don't fuckin' ask..."

[carrioncunt]

Werewolf boyfriend but he’s the most pathetic little beast you’ve ever seen. He’s scrawny, sopping wet, the runt of the litter.

Werewolf boyfriend but there’s no bulging muscles and domineering presence, just this scruffy thing you plucked by his scruff and carried home to bathe, de-flea, and feed.

Werewolf boyfriend but he’s a sad little thing you threw over your shoulder because no one was taking care of that poor creature.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

Has Katniss or Peeta ever farted during sex?

Anon, I hate you right now. I hate you for how hysterically this ask made me laugh. I hate you because I wrote this *waves hands around vaguely* ridiculous thing, instead of making any real progress on my WIPs. So I'm gonna call you out for this, because your question is either that of someone with a very juvenile sense of humor, or someone who's had enough sex irl to know the kinds of funny/embarrassing/ridiculous things that can happen when bodies are involved. Or both. Enjoy whatever this is.

<3 kdnfb

“Katniss, would you please come out of there?” Peeta calls, leaning on his forearm crutch and knocking on their bathroom door.

“No!” she shouts. “Go away, Peeta!”

“It’s really not that big of a deal,” he tries to soothe, but he knows he’s failing because he’s trying so hard not to laugh. “It’s not like you did it on purpose.”

The door flies open and he quickly tries to wipe the amusement off his face. Her narrowed eyes and deepening scowl tell him that he’s definitely failing.

“Easy for you to say. You’re not the one who farted in the middle of an orgasm!”

“I barely even felt it,” he says and then cracks with a short laugh before managing to get the rest out. “Even if I definitely smelled it.”

“Argh!” she shouts and slams the door in his face again. He takes a moment to get his laughter under control. Trying to understand how embarrassed Katniss probably is.

“Besides,” he says and knocks softly on the door again. “I’m choosing to take it as a compliment.”

“How the fuck is that a compliment?”

“Felt so good you just couldn’t control yourself,” he says and his mind easily jumps back to the sight of her above him, her body undulating in a frenzy and the loud, erotic sounds she was making. The feel of her riding his cock like that had him nearly undone right there with her. Her silence now, on the other side of the door, has him thinking maybe she’s remembering it too. How hot and incredible it was.

Until the hot puff of air hit his balls and the stench filled the room.

“Kind of like a belch being a compliment to a chef?” he offers and Katniss snorts loudly.

“Don't pull that stupid boy stuff on me. That’s not a compliment. It’s just bad manners.”

“Alright, Effie,” he says and rolls his eyes, grinning as he hears her protesting scoff through the door.

“Take it back!” she shouts and flings the door open when he doesn’t. She pursues him to the bed and pushes him just enough that he sits down. But he’s not complaining. Naked, infuriated Katniss does things to him.

Only she’s not entirely infuriated. Her lips are twitching. Peeta grins and wraps his arms around her waist, peering up at her innocently as he can.

“Alright, I take it back. But I’m never lighting romantic candles for us again. Wouldn’t want your flatulence causing our sex to literally send the room up in flames.”

[spacecatdraws]

cone of shame

[njori]

Outtakes and transit images from Anime North 😂

Momo/Power is @othermonsters and Aira/Makima is carrut.ink on instagram!

[leaguecollectorsanxiety]

absolutely need a fright night kind of au for piltover characters only for the sole purpose of making ezreal a cat familiar that keeps stealing things from the neighbours as an outdoor cat and constantly causing trouble on purpose

[lord-shitbox]

whenever I recognize behaviors and issues within myself I change my discord pfp to a select rotation of my most insane fictional men i kin like a mental illness cone of shame

[sarahscribbles]

Day ? of trying to finish my Aemond fic