#*national geographic meme*

[britishassistant]

In my brain MalleYuu has the same energy as JonMartin

No I will not elaborate

[idkhellofandomfriends]

A fun fact (I love this template)

[toruandmidori]

[pick-n-choose]

i dare u

Transcript:

Boil people

[troythecatfish]

[marshbevvie]

National Losergraphic

..And here we have Beverly Marsh in her natural habitat, chilling and dreaming up fashion ideas while on standby to blab to Tumblr about whatever mayhem her friends get into today..

[amethystfluff]

😂

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[yutamayo]

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!?!!?

I have the vague memory of those YouTube vids of voiceovers kinda like national geographic of bugs but with swearing and adult humor but I may be making this up help hellsite help

[nero-mancer]

OH HELL NO-

[electricrage]

[impatient14]

©️Esa Ringborn

I is hidin

[readmypaws]

THE WILD FUKUS YUICUS

*Morgan Freeman voice*

The wild Fucus Yuicus is a rare species of bird with a long tail it uses to signal to potential mating rivals to scare them off. Here, we see a male of the specie trying to ward off the documentary crew from their mate. Join us next time we discover the beauty of the biggus diccus phallicus on the National Geographic

birdwatching rule

[pick-n-choose]

How inspiring

Transcript:

I have Ph.D in think small

- Michel, apologist

[loony-n-moony]

Some bitchass TWST hcs (feel free to request someeee)

Epel is trans (fight me) 

Vil has to be hyper-aware of his facial expression because he has resting bitch face

Leona is a piece of shit stoner

Adding to that, Jack always is on the verge of tears around Leona because the stench of marijuana is PUNGENT

Riddle has naturally rosy red cheeks, so a lot of people think he’s either embarrassed or irritated with something

Rook has freckles from all the time he’s spent in the sun, and uses makeup to cover them (CANON?!?)

Floyd watches National Geographic like it’s the Super Bowl

Azul is like Velma, where he always drops his goddamn glasses, and sometimes Floyd purposely pushes him so his glasses fall off

Cater almost leaked his own nudes like the dumbass he is

Ruggie decided to steal some of Leona’s edibles thinking they were normal brownies, and claims he saw the face of God (it was Mickey)

Rook was found in the school vents at least once

Ortho has threatened to dox someone via an anonymous account because they bullied Idia online

Ortho has successfully doxxed someone

Idia’s hair has almost burnt down his room because he couldn’t defeat a boss

Lilia has a tattoo, but he refuses to reveal where (it’s a tramp stamp)

Malleus has fallen for every single deez nuts joke known to man

Sebek has also fallen for every single deez nuts joke known to man

Ace is scared of spiders, and Jamil canonically hates bugs, so one time the entire school freaked out because they had heard the most HIGH PITCHED and LOUDEST scream they’ve ever heard. Turns out it was Ace and Jamil cooking when they found a spider.

Kalim smacked his head on the top of a door frame while riding a magic carpet

Ortho accidentally leaked Idia’s fanfic account, and Cater bookmarked his fics

Jade knows Lilia is Silver’s dad, and has threatened to have make out with him just to make Silver uncomfortable 

Silver listens to the shittiest music you can think of

Deuce sings in the shower

Trey unironically thinks minion memes are funny, and it has made Cater cry

Riddle can eat an entire cake in one sitting without feeling an inkling of nausea

Kalim, Lilia, and Cater made the shittiest track you could ever think of and posted it to SoundCloud

Idia found their track and almost threw up

After Idia’s fanfic account was leaked, Cater showed it to Kalim and Kalim tried ask what ABO was. 

Ortho told him what the acronym stood for, and Kalim thought he was talking about robots, so Jamil shut off the internet for a week

Jack tried to high-hive Epel, and Epel’s hand was red afterwards

Trey and Che’nya made an entire cake and sent it to Riddle’s mom anonymously with the words “eat my ass” written in frosting

Neige secretly owns a Vil stan account

Vil secretly owns a Neige hate account 

Someone tried to make a “ur mom” joke to Malleus and he just responded with “my mother is dead.” With a completely straight face

Idia is the pinnacle of toxic k-pop stans (kinda canon but-) like it’s so bad that it blows the toxicity of the k-pop stans in this world out of the water

Vil had to slap the sense back into Epel because he was binding unsafely 

He also got him the most boujee ass binder you’ve ever seen

Trey has a model of teeth. Not even like dentures just like- a model of the average human mouth. 

Leona is a thigh man. Argue with the wall.

Cater and Idia have gotten into the CRAZIEST internet beef

Somehow, out of the two of them, Cater got cancelled

edit: YUHHH so I made a masterlist and a pinned post!!! For all that like my HCs PRETTY PLEASE send me some requests!! I wanna get to writing again! •v•

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Unexpected Ally

Most other versions of Ford who have met Jerk Ford hate him, entirely ignore his existence for peace of mind, or are actively trying to kill him. The Ford Hate Club for him constantly puts bounties up for him.

Jerk Ford doesn't particularly outclass other versions of himself in combat (especially when you look at the ones who have God Level power), armed or unarmed. He isn't even in the top 25% of Fords in term of strength, speed, or stealth.

However, it's nearly impossible to finish a fight with him, or capture him, because he's such a jerk that he causes his opponent to either get really pissed off, or start crying because hurting peoples feelings is basically his superpower. And he uses that distraction to get away, and run off to continue to be a jerk to everyone.

There is one Stanford Pines who not only manages to get along with Jerk Ford, but you could even call them friends. They drink beer and watch National Geographic together.

Anti-Ford.

Jerk Ford is still an a**hole to him, don't get it twisted, but Anti-Ford is so chill and unbothered that Jerk Ford can't get under his skin. Anti-Ford actually really likes him because Jerk Ford is excellent rage bait for attention and views on his YouTube channel.

Jerk Ford knows that Anti-Ford even existing makes alternate versions of themselves angry, and that's why he hangs out with him. To make other Fords even more mad. Anti-Ford is the reason why Jerk Ford is so familiar with modern slang and memes.

Also they're both fans of Kendrick

They do s**t like this in Anti-Ford's garage studio

The Ford Hate Club really don't like this friendship, especially after this video was posted:

Me and Bestie 24 Hour Prank Challenge! (Hilarious!!) You Won't BELIEVE How Ford Hate Club Reacts! #STAY MAD