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thinking about (ryan voice) stirring up the nest. what discourse should i start that will carry us through until thursday
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Thank you kirexa
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oh god im sitting in a boeing 737 right now what if the whistleblower hunters get me………
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it is so difficult for me to acquire my prescription medication that im about to start searching out drug dealers
#jokes.#and yet. it'd be faster and probably fucking cheaper atp#insurance is evil. pharmaceutical companies are evil. everybody is evil#can i PLEASE just have my meds. PLEASE#adderall shortage#fml#adhd#personal#.txt#maria is literally just rambling. hi#yes u can rb my posts. always. if im posting it its reblogable. rule of thumb for me
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Undead Unluck Chapter 203 Spoilers!!
Part 1 here. I love this series so much.
Oh right, no one other than Fuuko has ever seen Sun and Luna... They don't know these are their opponents in the long run.
"It's easier to fight them in humanoid form." Was Feng fully ready to throw hands with the literal sun and moon. How insane is this man.
And damn Lan drop your makeup tutorial. Those lower lashes are absolutely gorgeous.
Nico, you're grabbing his bicep... What's next? His bare tits??
"this guarantees maximum soul contact trust me I'm a scientist"
LMAOOO GET HIS ASS
Yeah, Nico, why are you hesitant? Is she that important to you?
NICO'S EYES NICO'S EYES GOODNESS GRACIOUS HIS EYESSS
He deserves a post for this page alone.
Ichico: 🤨🏳️🌈
They're both just going after each other at this point.
Looks like Fuuko's words from 43 years ago are finally coming to him.
Nico, not trying to alarm you or anything but two gods are charging up their blasts behind you.
Wait wait. Did Nico manage to understand Mandarin from accidental soul contact with Feng when he threatened him? How else would he know what the ending word is??
Single mum kicks gods in the face not clickbait
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Im 99% white and like maybe 1% puerto rican #assimilation
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If smallidarity doesn't win ill kill myself in front of Joel himself
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pink is my favorite color
face down ass up when i get there hg
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Werebutch has unfortunately died now what did you all think of me I mean them
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Did you expect that ab post to go off like that. I saw it at 1 note I’m so sorry
I did not expect that no. Truly I suffer under the weight of my own hilarity and charismatic verve.
#jokes.#the notes are fun so far though. like the usual suspects are in there but im also seeing some things i could not have imagined#truly there are horrors to be seen in the super mario brothers fandom
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what if. i added another bg3 character to the list. would you be mad
#jokes.#i probably won't until i do another playthrough#but oh man everyone in this game is just so well written. augh auuugh#nyx on comms
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ive been trying to classpect myself, for the fun of it, for a lil while now. im still stuck on a couple of different options, none of which really Fit, but there's also the huge breadth of different interpretations out there that range all the way from "throw canon out with the bathwater" to "everything said in canon was absolutely true and not a single character was incorrect in their assessments and hussie is hiding a classpecting universe bible on his desktop i know it"
but really at the end of the day, all of this stuff is in a webcomic, with characters that act in service of the plot. and as a living person who like, is not being written by anyone probably, is it kind of futile and impossible to fully and accurately classpect oneself, do you think? i’ll never be as flat, with goals as easy to transcribe onto paper, as a character in a work of fiction. so trying too hard to fit myself into that niche is something that will never fully work. and yet, i find i cant stop thinking about it. i yearn to know what kind of eternal god pajamas i would wear if i were playing the ultimate building sim. so, do you think classpecting a living person isnt possible(outside taking it all loosely and having fun with it), or is it achievable?
also, does this level of introspection about how one’s personality can or cannot be described make me a heart player? or am i more likely to be a time player since im never confused by time travel in movies?
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