#*it is a dick joke here

[ducktracy]

been watching too much Duck Dodgers lately and am impressed at not only Joe Alaskey picking up on the subtleties of Daffy’s Yiddishisms (per Mel Blanc’s own admission, claiming that the only difference between Daffy and Sylvester’s voices—aside from pitch—is that Daffy is Jewish and that is thusly reflected in his voice), but that they also somehow managed to sneak in a circumcision joke

[vanhn]

[ghostiiest]

( original joke by sweepswoop_ on twt!!! )

[skrunksthatwunk]

good news everyone

love wins

[wishfulsketching]

Haha, he’s talking about size, like the height of Vander when he was Warwick, right? ….rigth? RIGHT?

Oh I get the confusion. No no, he's talking about his dick. His literal monster penis. His disco stick and whatever those hetero books call them because they just can't say dick for unknown reasons

Hope this helps!

[qcomicsy]

"As a child of a divorce–"

"Richard for the last time, Kent moving on from his weird friendship with father and getting married does not qualify you as a child of a divorce."

"It felt like a divorce to me–"

"Listen I'm all up for dragging Batman to the ground (not that he really need help with that)." Jason intervened. " But, who are you to judge weird friendships again? Ever looked at you and Jon? For a while I thought you two were glued together by the side or something."

"You should see when we were in the league." Tim said. "Every superhero and their sidekick would look at them and say 'Hey Jon– Damian.'"

"Damian–Jon." Damian rebutted maturely.

"No, no, I'm pretty sure it was Jon–Damian"

Damian made a face.

"Said the Superboy sidekick."

Tim narrowed his eyes.

"I was never–"

"Uh-huh."

"Superboy sidekick I was–"

"Keep telling yourself that."

"The literally the leader of the young justice–"

Jason made an amusement sound at the circus forming which grabbed Tim's attention to him like a very pissed off shark.

"What are you laughing at?" He shouted. "You're friends with Bizarro."

Jason stopped laughing and looked seriously at Tim, the most serious he ever looked at him before.

"Bizarro is the little brother I never had."

Damian and Tim looked at him.

Jason looked back.

"Okay–" Said Dick, but Damian was faster.

"I wish the crowbar was infected."

[textsfromthetva]

in case there are any academics among you, my friend recently informed me of this call for papers, From Villain To Variant: Marvel Studios' Loki

the deadline for submitting a 300-500 word abstract is December 31st, with final proposals due on August 1st next year. final product should be 6000 words.

I've been out of academia for too long to feel comfortable trying my hand at writing a submission for an actual book, and I'm too depressed to string even vaguely intelligent words together, but I figured I would share it here anyway. the suggested topics are really interesting too!

I'll certainly be buying the book when it finally comes out.

and now back to your regularly scheduled shitposting

[harvesterhexenon]

For Mido’s 30 days of Jaydick challenge, a belated day 23 “dumb jokes”

[lilees]

let us never forget that Yin Nezha is canonically packing

[starbuck]

me analyzing media

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

People talk about discowing too much, it's not even the most outlandish costume in comics.

J'onn J'onzz has been looking like a striper since 1955 and y'all never say anything.

[erebus0dora]

o fellow GMs, storytellers, improv artists, shitpost enjoyers and old man yaoi appreciators,

i believe you might enjoy this

[chrliekclly]

[magicpiano]

I have seen a few DCxMarvel dimension travel fics, and quite a few of them are of them are Peter Parker post-blip. Which gives me a crack fic idea: everyone who got snapped ended up in the DC universe. Yes, all of them.

The current world population is around eight billion, so half of that would be 4 billion... Yeah that would cause so so so many problems. But the DC universe is used to crazy shit.

Obviously there would be a sudden influx of "new" heroes and villains but with absolutely no context it is hard to figure out who is who.

Batman immediately trying to make contingency plans for all these new heroes and villains as well as figure out their civilian identities but this is very difficult because literally no records exist yet.

Magic users from both worlds team up, but I think they were still unable to fix it, the infinity stones were just too powerful. Also I think Dr. Strange and Constantine can't stand each other.

While I am at it, Wonder Woman and Loki would probably hate each other too. DC is more Greek but it has had their own version of Norse mythology, so maybe they are the same and have beef?

They would struggle to feed and house that many new people, but getting them jobs and integrating them into society would be hard too. And good luck proving anything anyone says. "You swear you have a law degree from Harvard? Okay I guess."

Do doubles exist? Yeah a lot of people probably don't have an alternate universe double, but it stands to reason some do. How do you deal with having a new kind-of twin? Or a dead friend or relative coming back, but different? Or even someone you never knew/doesn't exist in this world insisting they are family.

Some au double ideas I have seen people toss around are: Dick Grayson as Richard Parker, Kara Danvers as Carol Danvers, Steve Trevor as Steve Rogers, and Slade Wilson as/being somehow related to Wade Wilson, but I am sure there are other fun ideas out there too.

The snap didn't just affect humans/earth! So other planets are having the same problems.

Then randomly, five years later, just when people were getting used to the change, they all disappear again without warning. This causes as many problems as the original appearance did.

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[luneariann]

Gay ppl things