#*gives him a smorch on the cheek*

[memurfevur-archive]

Stares at you autistically

I have too many beloveds to list them

lets start with qortez since he was the first you simped for on my blog

-holds him up like toddler so he can give you a cheek smorch. puts him down and he goes running off grumbling-

and then lets move onto Omnius because thats like... your biggest blorbo on my blog i think

-Omnius won't kiss you but he's spoiling you with whatever you want from the stores. he is a universal sugar daddy and everyone is his candy children. hes also breaking the fourth wall and thanking you for the love of his life kulsot-

[lemonykleonella]

FOOOOL!!!

Snatch, I love you, but I’m kinda busy

[lqars]

💓💓

[instantarmageddon]

Is there a mod that lets me kiss Hancock on his big dumb face

[rawmeknockout]

i’m with cosmos skyfire anon if so shaped why not smoochable but im a sucker so im throwing my wife soundwave and tracks into the mix

smorching tracks and soundwave

tracks

youre probably close friends with tracks before you two start kissing. he really doesnt have a lot of close friends so he sticks to your side like glue. its easy to woo him in a sense after that bc tracks will always put this genuine connection he has with you over a sudden crush. there are drop dead gorgeous mechs but what he has with you is indescribable and delicate. its beautiful and caring and genuine. something you arent always assured with dating someone new. he takes kisses readily and in front of anyone. tracks loves affection and being cherished in front of others. touch is one of his favorite ways to show love and he is the classically romantic sort, buying gifts and putting a lot of time and effort into showing his adoration of you. he's all bouquets and energon treats and new, rare polish. tracks loves sweet pecks as much as he does passionate making out, and it really depends on the occasion and what demeanor he woke up with that determines his spirit of the day.

soundwave

he's much more subtle and quiet about his affection, but he also prefers to fall in love with someone he knows he can trust. someone loyal who has really proven their worth. he's rather partial to letting you kiss on his face guard, but won't necessarily voice that. you'll just have to read his body language or em field to really know. of course, it doesn't help that the cassettes tease him for being such a soft spark for you. if you're ever confused about how he feels it won't be long till the cassettes spell it out (very loudly and very publicly). only in private will soundwave let his guard down, literally and figuratively, to give you some kisses in return. these are usually soft and sweet, but that doesn't mean he can't be passionate and intense. he just prefers to give himself over to the soft pleasure of love when he's alone. battle is already so intense, he prefers to keep the berthroom comfortable. if you give soundwave a kiss in front of the cassettes, expect them to want one too (even if they won't say it).

cosmos

of all mechs, cosmos is the most likely to fall in love at first sight. he's a hopeless romantic, even if he is uncomfortable with most social interaction. it's not that he doesn't like other people, he's just out in space so often it feels unnatural to be close to others. cosmos loves to get kisses on his face guard, though. not in front of his fellow autobots! they will start teasing him and he can't handle the public embarrassment! cosmos doesn't have much experience with romantic relationships, so he's not sure how to return your kisses at first. eventually he settles for the slightest zap of charge to your lips. it's the best he can do to 'kiss' you back. of course, he's always willing to repay your affection with cuddling or hand holding or other intimate touching. in fact, cosmos is so starved for affection he will practically beg you to let him repay your kisses with something else. forehead and cheek kisses are his jam.

skyfire

all of his previous kissing experience was pretty intense and almost always lust-driven. it's nice to have someone who actually kisses him with amorous intent, instead. not that he doesn't appreciate 'heavier' situation, but you kiss him like he's made of glass even if he is one of the largest Autobots. skyfire hasn't kissed anyone in a long time, so he may be a bit out of practice, but he always readily accepts your touch with enthusiasm. skyfire's favorite way to show affection is spending time together, but when you two are in a rush to get things done he will accept a quick smooch on the lips instead. his favorite kisses to give are to the back of your hand. it's a more subtle, polite way to show his appreciation for you and much more appropriate for public spaces.

[born-to-strange-sights]

hey art people. pspspspsps

The trailing sleeves are lined with marabou

[wackachewbacca]

a concept: caleb gives the sad drow a lil smorch

Given Caleb’s last conversation with Essek, I imagine it takes the both of them a bit to get comfortable around one another and for them to forgive themselves and each other but the first time Caleb kisses him it’s on the hand or the cheek very tenderly

[gridoc]

gridoc hcs

they have such a height difference ,, doc is like 6′5 and grian 5′5 and u know where im going w this 

Grian: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Cleo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Iskall: Tackle him. Mumbo: Dump him. Zedaph: Kick him in the shin. Doc: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Grian had madeup ways to kiss Doc 

Flying up w elytra and then surprising Doc as he screams ‘catch me’ and kissing him before he knocks him down

Just using blocks to build up becasue 1. he likes to be tall 2. GRIAN gets to lean down to kiss Doc 

just using tripwire to make the giant fall down and then aim for the kill/kiss

Doc also figures out ways to kiss him w/o breaking his back leaning down each time

‘accidentally’ nudging grian into a slime block so he propels upward. pros: gets to catch bf and kiss cons: might not catch him.

just picks him up. like a cat and Grian figures it out from there and profit

one soft time when hes tired Doc just wraps his arms around Grian and places his head ontop of Grians, Grian looks up to him and smorch

also bold of u 2 assume there wasnt any Soft moment in the a77 arc 

grian being idiot and trying to pass through the border but w Technology [Doc] he gets stopped before he can 

they regulary just spend 10-30minutes arguing[flirting] as Grian tries to convince Doc to let him through but never working. 

the longer it takes the more literal things start to begin and grian takes a step to the border and Doc does too and before they know it they are right before eachother just flirting w thicker tension enough to cut a knife w 

but also sometimes Grian likes to just go there and sit down and talk, since Doc is allowed to walk through they sometimes just chill on the hippie side and sit and talk. 

not abt a77, just things in general 

then either one of the hippies or scar shows up and they disperse

AND THEY LOOK BACK BEFORE LEAVING,, THe other giving an akward wave w a smile before going back to their roles

im just s itting there. also civil war like

god,, i bet doc would try to be hella intimidating whenever they had a stalemate/the two groups meeting abt rules/white flag up to talk

aND IT JUST DOESNT WORK ON GRIAN

Like it worked the first few times, ex. aiming the trident at him

but the more he did the less it worked and Doc is just half confused half  

doc, w his trident: scary intimidating, team star doesnt want to say anything or say their part 

grian, seeing this: aight im abt to ruin this mans whole career

also MOST def winks @ doc whenever he like starts talking and Doc intimidation doesnt work like the mongrel he is

he also winks at doc alot. this isn't civil war/a77 centered just, in general, he winks at him alot

mostly when the conversation goes to romantic stuff

‘wow dont you think thats such a good way to get someone to like you’ wink wink wink wink

‘grian r u ok is there something in ur eye’ 

whenever Grian does any subtle flirting Doc has a whole court session in his mind debating over whenever or not it was flirting or not

grian: hey doc, you doing anything this evening? ;)

Doc:

Grian: r u ok-

Docs mind: ok lets present the arguments-

it always ends up w it being not flirting cause Doc REALLY doesn’t want to make a mistake and just ruin their whole friendship and make it awkward

Grian IS affectionate but he is affectionate ALOT w Doc

w friends?? oh he’ll hold their hands to take them somewhere or hug them on goodbye

but w DOC?? Links their arms for any excuse, if running somewhere will not only hold his hand but also enwrap their fingers togethere, literally KISSED HIS CHEEK ONCE,, cause his elytra broke and Doc caught him cause he was there and ‘my hero’ smorch

ANd doc. poor doc, still assumes this is friend stuff

like he sees Grian being affectiote like said earlier to the architechs ex and then assumes he’s the same w them like him when he doesnt see

oK this is getting long

[lughbrennusstanblog]

Illain, you beautiful person, you,

[suspectedalways]

GIVE US 5 SMORCHES

i.    ALL HE CAN REMEMBER IS THE SMELL OF TEAKWOOD, soft fingers against his cheek in a haste moment of desperation.   the world outside of those four walls is cruel, but tucked away in the conservatory without the prying eyes of their parents and the dark lord roaming the halls, they can be kids again.   somewhere they’d cross that line of being childhood best friends and becoming something more ; like whenever draco thinks of home, he thinks of soft brown eyes, the way her lips curl when she laughs, the soft way her fingers find his in the dark ... under the desk, brushing as they walk down the hallway.     somehow she’s planted herself in his chest, and she’s bloomed through his ribs, making herself home in his heart.    stay is what her kiss says, and his fingers in her hair promise always.  

ii.  whiskey confessions and she is his confessional. nothing in the world makes more sense than this moment right here, with her, he wishes his father could see what he sees, a woman strong enough to hold her own but with love filling in all those cracks.  she’s got a tongue touched by the serpents, a bleeding heart underneath.  draco’s selfish and she was never his, but he wants her to be.   so even as his father disapproves, his lips find hers in a promise that only they know, back in the quiet section of the library where no one could find them now.  

iii.  a union of a lifetime, draco malfoy has been rewarded a suitor of his hand - and his father is scorn, trying his best to play the part.   between servicing the dark lord and this, time as been stretched, but echo walks through the doors and even if he’s seen her just the day before his breath is caught somewhere in his chest.  clad in Champaign instead of white, he flicks her the softest smirk.  his mother already has tears welling her eyes, and in a room full of people the only one he cares to look at her is her, his soon to be wife.  there is no one he would rather share this moment with, and even before the officiant is done, he grabs her hand - a promise to their union.   he’s loved her for as long as he can remember, but he feel in love with her the way people talk about.  slowly, but all at once - like one fell swoop, one day he woke up - lungs full of all she was.  hands joined by rings, by that invisible red string, draco kisses echo like it’s the only thing in his life that could save him now.  

iv.   in the quiet of the night, body still wrapped under the comforts of a blanket.   she’s stronger than he could ever be, and his heart still hates that he even had to do it - be the one to use the curse on her instead of it being the dark lord.   but it was something they both had wanted, and trembling fingers brush her hair from her face.  sorry won’t cut it now, and she’s not looking for that.   instead, draco scoops her up in his arms, pulls her against his chest.  where when she lets go of a single tear, he reaches down to kiss her temple.  now the initiation is over, they’re sought to do the dark lords bidding. at least they can do it together.  thumb swipes the tear away, finds her lips in the dark, and even as they quiver, iit’s still a promise that he’ll stay.  

v.  in the aftermath of war, ruins left of who they were and who they strive to be.  where the dust settles do does their bleeding hearts.   hand and hand together, they look to where voldemort once was.  there is no season of rejoice, every one there is just - tired, exhausted.   the sun may peak through the clouds, but war changes you more than anything else.   echo squeezes his hand, blood stained clothes and a cut to her cheek.   finally, finally, he can feel the sting of his dark mark start to fade into nothing.  thumb comes up to wipe the blood from her lips, and he leans down, not giving a care who happens to see them now, and seals their new life with a kiss.  

[nishkach]

  @originlist​ asked : hektor gives him. . . a smorch

“...” he is gently swatting at the sensation at his cheek, frowning when it disappears for a moment only to be felt on his other side. still reading through his paper work, fully immersed in it, romani just occasionally leans his head away. 

only when hektor pulls the papers down to kiss him on the lips, does romani realize that he had avoided the lancer’s kisses for a good while now. “ah...” the doctor laughs for a moment before awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. “sorry. I tend to tune out the world when I work... da vinci once held a warm cup of tea next to my face and I just stood up, walked to a window and accidentally let in half a snow storm because I thought the room got warmer.” romani really is a hopeless case at times. even fully human he still had a tendency to be absorbed by something, forgetting the world around. romani takes hektor’s hand into his, offering him another apologetic smile.

“sorry, but you have my full attention now.”

[vxmpirehunterd]

smorches D on the cheek.

Seras caught him underneath the mistletoe, like a spider to a fly. A deep kiss planted on his pale cheek, leaving behind a pastel pink lip print behind as the only evidence of her affection.

D smiled to himself--now if only she had given that attention to his lips instead. Perhaps this is another part of her games of temptation. To get the older hunter so worked up he’ll be overcome with long suppressed desires and given in on the spot. 

  And it would have worked to if he were a lesser man, but Demetri wasn’t the type to lose himself easily. Gently taking the vampire maiden’s face into his hands and looked deep into her eyes for a moment. Examining her plush lips with longing, his lips hovering over her own-- inching closer and closer! Until he quickly moved to give a quick peck to her cheek and released her from his grasp.

If she was expecting a passionate makeout session--Seras will have to work for it. D thought.

@gctita @fangedkitten

[starrysence]

Almer headcanons

almer is the Good Shit. here we gO

warnings: mentions of abuse (some are kind of graphic?? maybe?) please please please be careful if these trigger you and you choose to read ahead anyway!

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●so, its canon that albert has 2 older brothers

▪they do their jobs as siblings and tease these boys pre-dating. all the time. try to change my mind, you fucking cANNOT.

▪"i hope youll let me be your best man, al" - matt, the second oldest dasilva brother

▪"in your fucking dreams, MATTHEW. iT's GoNnA bE mE" -drew, the oldest dasilva brother

▪"if you guys argue about this one more time its gonna be race" -albert

●elmer deals with this times 4 bc he has 8 older siblings

▪his sisters especially????? they are ON HIS ASS ALMOST CONSTANTLY ABOUT ALBERT THE MOMENT THEY FIND OUT ABOUT HIS CRUSH

▪hes thankful that 3 of his siblings are either away at college/constantly busy with senior year shit bc thats 3 siblings less to tease him constantly

●so. albert rlly doesnt like talking about his biological parents bc of the way they treated him and his brothers (i wont go into graphic detail, but they were physically, emotionally, and mentally abused - especially albert bc he was the youngest so he didnt have an excuse to be away as often as his brothers did)

▪elmer finds out abt everything when he wakes up bc albert is crying in his sleep and whimpering and trembling even though he has the warmth of about 3 blankets and el's body heat

▪and thats the first time he realises albert has gone through so much shit and hes still coping

▪yall he refuses to go back to sleep until albert feels SAFE and COMFORTED

●al had a toxic relationship w/ this girl named lorie once

▪she would NOT let him talk to el or race or basically anyone else and she would constantly complain abt how he wasnt doing enough for her

▪it all put him in a really bad mental state

▪and hed break down about it and not be able to tell anyone and she would just complain abt how pathetic he was being and it just made him feel worse

▪he doesnt really like talking about that either 

▪fun fact,, that was his only relationship before he started dating elmer

●if albert and elmer ever have a pet......... its a chinchilla named blossom and you cant change my mind

▪also at some point they adopt the SWEETEST corgi husky mix pup named gizmo

▪race comes over. constantly. he practically lives there bc of blossom and gizmo

▪it earns them lots of complaints from spot (or davey or jojo or whoever you want honestly go wild)

▪"race go home your boyfriend wants you"

"my boyfriend always wants me ;)))"

"FUCK OFF"

●elmer love love LOVES kissing al's cheek or his jaw

▪he also likes kissing albert's shoulder when theyre in bed and albert has his back to him

▪it makes al melt. every time.

●al loves to kiss the top elmer's head or his neck 

▪not even necessarily to get elmer excited (but sometimes it for that)

▪he just finds it easy to bury his face in the crook of his bf's neck and just. smorch. u know??

●they dont get into heated makeout sessions very often imo?? theyre just. soft.

●elmer esp wants to take it slowly and carefully bc of everything albert's gone through

▪4 months into their relationship he realises albert hasnt said "i love you" once

▪decides not to push it tho. he gets it and wants al to take his time!!

▪few weeks later albert brings it up and starts rambling

▪"i know you probably want to break up with me because its so sad and pathetic. i mean its almost been five months and im not saying these words because im too fucking scared to say them even though i shouldnt be because theyre true and i really do love you, i love you so fucking much it scares me sometimes-"

▪elmer cant help but grin, "albert. albert. you said it."

▪"i said it? oh my god i said it." 

▪THESE BOYS ARE NEAR TEARS

▪"i love you. i love you so much"

▪"i love you, too, albert."

●ELMER IS A GIGGLY DRUNK

▪uhhhh al rarely ever drinks bc hes just scared he'll get addicted like his parents did 

▪he doesnt mind it if others drink tho. he just doesnt want to do it all that often

▪he has to admit, though, that when his boyfriend drinks, things get kind of wild

▪by wild i mean elmer is LITERALLY giggling about everything everyone says

▪"what the fuck??"

▪elmer, through giggles: "dont say that word. thats a baaaad worrrrddddd"

▪albert could literally say "hello" and he'd burst out laughing

▪so nobody lets race near elmer when hes drunk bc one time racer’s jokes made el laugh so hard he passed out

▪albert never stops teasing elmer about it and elmer hates it but at least it gives him a good excuse to kiss his boyfriend

▪that excuse is shutting him the FUCK up

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alrighty thats all i got for tonight bc its 11:58pm and i should be asleep. but its diWALI AND I AINT SLEEPIN UNTIL ITS OFFICIALLY OVER (aka til any point after 2 minutes from right now). sorry this took so long, anon. hope you like!!

-sanj 💕

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[valorxdrive]

Gives Sora a big heckin’ smooch on his cheek.

♕-  “MMMGHGHGHGHGH Hey!”

Don’t mind this look what so ever. These kisses are just labeled on the ‘warm and fuzzy big sis’ category and has a tendency to really get him embarrassed. He knows that Nicole probably added that extra flare of ‘smorch’ just make it sound prolonged and sappy too. While he’s fighting to keep a smile staved away, that tinge of pink upon his cheeks says it all.

He gets caught too easily by these!

“Did you really have to go n’ make it that long there!? Felt like everyone from miles away was gonna hear that!?” He may be puffing his cheeks in a childish fashion.

[blockmechanics]

can am give alexei a cheek smorch or am I being too forward

God I love every word in this sentence, but also you can try!!! you’re gonna have to climb up him first (with permission)!!!

[demonslayvr]

Gibes him a big soft smorch .

questions   ??   you send em   !!   |   accepting

               >> 🔥 HE’S BEEN BLESSED    (  the irony hasn’t been,  at all,  lost   )  from the smorch given,  purring as he   REACHED OUT.   upon gently grabbing annie’s arm he hums,  leaning down to give   HER   a big soft   (  and warm  )   cheek smorch.