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Telegony? More like the Tele-GONE-y! HAHAahhahahh BE GONE! hahahahah
*gets booed off the stage*
#*gets shot*#*gets tomatoes thrown at me*#*banned for life*#I'm sick and have a fever and I find this funny in my craziness. let me have this.#Let the guy die peacefully in his sleep with his wife okay? He didn't want adventures in the first place#his so called “grasping nature” is more about just wanting everything to be worth it.#and it is. his “wanting more” is wanting more moments of hearing his wife's heartbeat to fall asleep. more moments of watching his son get#stronger and grow into a fine king someday.#leave Ody alone#odysseus#odyssey#the odyssey#greek mythology#tele-gone-y#mine#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus
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sleepy💤
#warmup to remember how to FUCKING draw. okay. alright#next person to get me sick gets tomatoes thrown at them in the town square and i am SERIOUS#buckytony my beloved#winteriron my only source of joy thank you winteriron
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yes man and some freak who ate lead tryna deliver a dumb chip or whateva
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#yes man#new vegas#courier six#courier oc#self ship#self insert#sfw#idk i feel lamegirl posting this here idc if i even get likes atp i will be glad to not have tomatoes thrown at me brah#[ ART ]#techum#<- keepin this in the community or whateva
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[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔
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#drawing them again because I love them#you Will Look 🔫#/threat#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw oc#jttw sun wukong#jttw au#original character#for those not aware these are my swk children ocs#they’re powerful but obviously not as much as their dad#I imagine they just have high ranking roles in his monkey army and defend huaguoshan while he’s off journeying#shooting comet and frozen river#my son tomato and his brother turnip#tomato was born first#I’m torn between making them twins or half brothers born at the exact same time#tomato’s actually very nice but other monkeys find it a bit hard to read him cuz he’s always making the monkey#face equivalent of killing intent face#turnip was born without eyes so he has no problem just letting em bangs hang#I imagine they were like toddlers when swk left and when he comes back he gets like two full grown adult demon monkeys thrown at him like#welcome back father!!! and he’s just befuddled standing there like who are you people 🗿#they have so many other half siblings I think#don’t ask me who their mothers are#I hc swk as on the aroace spec now but back when I first started getting into jttw I imagined he would have a lot of concubines#or willing partners at least - of both genders of course I’m not stupid#his advisors looking for him like where is dasheng??! 😨#meanwhile there’s a pile of babies with a suspicious tail peaking out from under them
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thinking about being fucked by a heavily pregnant tboy whose hormones are driving him insane. he used to be almost strictly a bottom—it’s what led to his belly getting rounded out like this. but something about all the hormonal changes makes him need a pussy to fuck. and i’m right there waiting, legs splayed out—we’ll do missionary so he can rest his heavy belly on me as we grind together. i want to feel his pregnant pussy on mine.
#niche perhaps#if this is what gets tomatoes thrown at me in a public square so be it#t4t#t4t nsft#trans nsft#transmasc#ftm nsft#ftm sub#tmpreg#mpreg kink#i warned you guys about being in my freak arc
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alright pack it up stanford pines!!
#hope i don't get tomatoes thrown at me for this#does anyone see my vision#gravity falls#stanford pines#x men#xmen#deadpool and wolverine#marvel#wolverine#logan howlett#logan 2017
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this is how it feels to be a sam girl who thinks dean is gay
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It sure was Sunny
#sunflower rambles#my photo#omori#get it. s.sunny. like. the. the sun was exploding and the guy#(gets tomatoes thrown at me)
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school doodles (^ᓀ^)
#king trollex#queen barb#lava lamp duo#Let me introduce u to qpr trollex n barb...#gets thrown tomatoes and gets booed at#oh okay 😞😞😞
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I will continue to spread Cecil and Debbie propaganda, he would treat her right. (Sorry Nolan)
#invincible#art#sketch#procreate#invincible fanart#invincible au#debbie grayson#cecil stedman#i will continue to promote cecil/debbie propaganda#im sorry i love debbie and nolan but i am also a sucker for these two right here#like i know he would treat her right#like have you guys seen the tension in the show between them? you’re telling me that they didn’t fuck at least ONE time???#gets booed off of stage with tomatoes thrown at me#WHY YALL BOOING ME IM RIGHT???#cecil x Debbie#actually let debbie nolan and cecil be in a poly relationship together#there i made it fair now
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Happy Fathers Day to this mutated rat and whatever he has going on 💕
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#master splinter#turtle tots#donatello splinterson#leonardo splinterson#Michaelangelo splinterson#raphael splinterson#started this a couple months ago for my pal rena but today seemed fitting to finish it#this version of the turts was very good I really enjoyed it and I like how their family name wasn’t yoshis surname but splinters edited#really cute hes such a good dad in this#and like his life truly is thrown on him but he embraces it so well#and ropes April in later on ahahaha#but yeah here they are as babies with their papa#he’s got a tomato btw that’s what Donnie and mikey are so invested in#let’s pretend the ancient one gave them their headbands when they are younger just for me as a treat#oh also tried making this look like the cards you buy when you get a baby just very soft and delicate#idk if it worked let me know#happy Father’s Day everyone
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guys i. lowkey i kinda ship.
#i know i know#im just sayin- *gets tomatoes thrown at me and gets booed off stage*#/silly#inanimate insanity#ii2 15#ii spoilers#oswalds rambles#taco ii#mepad ii
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ok ok hear me out… aoyama but instead of becoming a typical pro hero he becomes a magical girl. transformation sequence and everything
#tomatoes get thrown at me as i am booed off the stage#idk man he just gives me that vibe. all the sparkles and stuff#love him <3#caramel’s yapping#yuga aoyama#aoyama yuuga
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"Oh boy! I wonder what's in my inbox today!"
The Cursive Font M Giving Anonymous:
#iddybittysnail#Snail talks#I genuinely thought I was a comedy genius when I typed this out my snail ass would get tomatoes thrown at me at a comedy stand up
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keegan russ forcemasc
#*loud thud as i pass out and hit the floor from all of my blood leavibg my head*#CA#CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME#HEEELP GELP HEP GELP HELP OPLSOLSOLSMPLS LMIMMEHSU IMEEUDU IM DERANGED#too niche?#probably#BUT SOMEBODY#ONE PERSON OUT THERE HAS TO UNDERSTAND#PLEASE#im scared of tagging this ngl what i f i get tomatoes thrown at me#PELAAEEESE HELPPO IHEPP I CABT STOP THINKING THIS ANS GIGGLING#i need bro to convince me im a man#OH NY GOD#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME#ok thank u one mutual who understood im adding tags bc of u.#keegan p russ#keegan russ#cod keegan#keegan cod#cod ghosts#call of duty ghosts#cod#call of duty#i think i hauve covid
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....why are the youtube comments so mad lol don't y'all like to have fun. don't we like to have fun here
#ari speaks#half of them are 'wahhh this is what happens when you make games WOKE' like. baby. shhhh. it's not dark fantasy enough for you???#like we are allowed to have varied opinions but also idk. dragon age has always had moments of being a lil silly. especially inquisition.#titsicles???? the nug king???? i'm attacking your holdfast with a goat????? cmon now.#we DO get a little silly here and i'm really not opposed to (well-placed) tonal irreverence in a world about to end.#bitch the world we are CURRENTLY living in is falling apart and i am also being a silly fucking guy because it's all i got.#if i lived in thedas irl i'd be in taverns getting tomatoes thrown at me for bad stand-up about kirkwall HAVE SOME FUN LIVE A LITTLE.#also bc it's been so long one has to imagine that they're also trying to grab some new fans here so it does not surprise me#that the trailer is not 'Boo Hoo Sad Times Dark Fantasy Game No. 49' (i say as an enjoyer of depressing dark fantasy)#esp when all of the prior promotional material has been very doom and gloom.#i don't think that just because the game is being marketed like this/that we're switching focus from solas that the game will be#sanitized and not dealing with any kind of fucked up lore and shit. i am holding out hope that we're going to get some cool opportunities#to play in a space that is def dark but can still give room to breathe.#anyway i do not actually giv a fuck (genuine not insulting) if the trailer did not make u excited das ok.#unless you're complaining that it's woke garbage now/so bad because g*ider is uninvolved. if thats the case you may fuck off.#sorry for the tag essay!
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