#*funny

[potatobugz]

I breathe love and see her everyday,

Even though our love is a world away!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Jane Austen, actual daughter of a clergyman: you know who are like. Really weird and annoying. Just collectively as a group of men. You know who suck. I don't wanna say it out loud.

[seiwas]

oooooo papa osamu!! he’s such a cute dad 🩷✨☁️

hello nonie 🥺 thanks for playing!!

papa osamu 🥺 i agree he’d be such a cute dad 🥺 i love imagining him with a little boy who has his eyes 🥺 and i think, osamu’s baby boy gets the same subdued nature that his papa has 🥺

osamu wakes up early for the shop, and this is especially helpful earlier on, when sleeping and feeding cycles go on every 2 hours. he’s efficient when he handles his baby boy, much like he is with most things, but he spends just a few seconds longer wrapping him up tight and tucking him in so that he doesn’t scratch himself while he sleeps. (he’s especially good at that, you’ve found. his dexterity folding onigiris somehow translating into swaddling babies).

when his little boy reaches 3 and he can walk and talk, he wakes up when his papa does, peering from the corner of the kitchen as his papa begins his morning routine. he barely makes a sound, respecting the early hours (and your sleep) like his papa does, but he inches closer to tug onto osamu’s pant leg, asking to be hoisted up.

he shares the same curiosity for food as his papa does (thank god, because osamu would never hear the end of it from atsumu if his son was a picky eater), eagerly looking down at the pan on the stove.

hoisting his little boy up higher, osamu hands him a cracked egg, urging his little fingers to pry them open. when osamu can tell that it’s about to drop, he bends his knees to lower them both, being careful to avoid a giant oil splatter.

it’s moments like this—quiet but tender, that osamu looks forward to the most.

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Zosan crack au- Genderfluid Zoro who doesn't take a bath when she feels like a woman (stupid stinky marimo!) and this specifically pisses Sanji off because he can't peep into the women's baths to see Zoro (not that Nami-swan and Robin-chan aren't great of course but it's not the same!! As stupid Zoro)

And it's not like they don't see each other in the men's baths as well when Zoro is a man but it's not the same. Zoro thinks he's an idiot

[rosekasa]

anyway, ladybug making a claim on the basis of the tort of nuisance against chat noir because he keeps calling her a watermelon,

[ninjasmudge]

i recognise everyone has their own special little guy from their fandom but you need to save those '[blank] really is the guy of all time' format posts for the really weird ones because i see a lot of them that just sound like '[blank] really is the guy ever. he blew off a work party to hang with his friends, he once ate a whole pie to himself. hes confused about how to do his taxes. one time he was falling asleep and dreamt he fell off a curb and woke up' thats an AVERAGE DUDE! the people in these need to be at least as weird as harry du bois

[n--n]

Kuras wants a redemption arc so bad but refuses to do the actual work so he’s just doing a corruption arc speed run without realizing he’s already completed it

[ashipiko]

Just a random question...... if ur ocs were to have a Twitter acc (or any social media), what would their usernames be? Just uuhhhhh asking for no particular reason 👀

HUUUM GOOD QUESTION. I HAD TO REALLY THINKS FOR THIS……

chara → magicam handle “display name”

ashi → @prefectpiko “Ashi ♪”

niko → @mrcimarron “niiiko.”

maryen → @maayenny “Maryenny ♡”

atlan → @atlantreiin “ATLAN”

[perilegs]

as much as i'm enjoying lamento i really wish 2/3 of the love interests in a catboy yaoi didn't share names with my friends

[naomiknight-17]

We had to make a Bane Burrito to give him his critical care

He uh. He still protested

[koushuwu]

reading up on pokemon for reasons undisclosed and— guys. dragon type moves are cool moves. dragon type is so cool.

[merryloumas]

their shorts hanging on the railing to dry after a swim in the lake...celebs, they're just like us 😆

[marsixm]

my main criticism of barbie is that i just wish the very direct stuff said by america ferreras character didnt feel like them reading off a buzzfeed feminism 101 blog post then going “see look we did the thing” like yes keep the sentiment in there and even the specific quotes i just think it could have been written/integrated in the script in a way that felt more diegetic

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Joe Cornish made the decision to race-bend George because otherwise at least some of the girlies would have to simp over a blond man he did that for US

[holydramon]

this line caught me so off guard jfc