#*doge face*

[beardedmrbean]

[xfilesinamajor]

ME: (walks into room) "Is it really true that the department Trump created for Musk to run spells out "doge?"

HUSBAND: (has not seen it abbreviated before and stops dead) "...............I'm getting a gun and going on a little trip to Florida."

[catz-dagger]

DSAFTOBER DAY 5!!!!!!!!!! AYAYAYAA BLACKAJCJKKK

Isnt he just the dogiest of all the doges :3

[lolotheparagon]

(REUPLOAD: So its come to my attention that Pepe the frog is a white supremacist meme so I edited him out and replaced with Charlie the Unicorn. Hope this is better)

Cos it's so catchy, catchy,

Its such a catchy song!

Gonna make you happy, happy!

Don't try to fight and sing alongggg!!

This song's gonna get stuck inside your,

This song's gonna get stuck inside your,

This song's gonna get stuck inside your head!

[jadedjoshe]

This wha my dog does when she doesn't want me to get outta bed

Her name is Malia Jayne Husan Mansfield Matter :)

She's 11 years old and has arthritis, but is still spunky and feisty

[dildosandtoys]

I haven't posted in a while so-

My dog

[iheaartmycatts]

[beardedmrbean]

[jrueships]

Alpey's arm got giant as hell when he flexed, like i know that's how muscles work, but i Swear, it got like a 11110% increase of mass

[sandygarnelle]

with all fuss about russian borzoi memes, how do we even forget about afghan borzoi - the majestic boi?

Look at the S W O O S H

[jadedanddark]

Please i am begging you bring this to California

Source

[sepostscreencaps]

When someone over the age of 15 says things like "fanum tax skibidi brainrot xddd" """ironically"""

From Soul Eater post chapter 34

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

Is it just me or is it a bit fucked up that we still have to go to work and carry on with our lives like normal after the continuous genocide of the gazan people, the war in Ukraine, a second trump presidency and now the breaking news that aliens are real and are coming out of the ocean in white orbs? And the US government knows about the white orbs but restricts all info on the subject which could mean either they are not in fact aliens just new highly technologically advanced weapons the us military doesnt want other countries to know about, or ALIENS ARE FUCKING REAL.

Like, surely. Surely. One of these things, if not more that I've failed to mention, should warrantee a global uprising. Surely.

[dicaeffe]

Doge

March the 8th, 2023 - Dirty wall Colmar, France ••••• Doge

2 giugno 2023 - muro sporco Colmar, Francia •••••

[slasher-cam]

Hii!! May i request a story before the Hour of Joy to where the reader asks dogday 'whos a good boy?'. The poor doge needs to know how much of a good boy he is!!😭

Sweet Affirmations

Request? [ yes ] [no] Notes|| Aww ofc! Also thank you so much!! This is my first request and such a sweet one at that! Hope you enjoyᡣ𐭩 Synopsis|| As you grow use to working around ginormous toys at your job you can't help but grow to adore one above the the rest Warnings||FLUFF-❀, SFW-♡, ASKS-✰, can be viewed as platonic|| Word Count|| 497 DogDay x Reader

Your first day working at Playtime.co was a hay-dream. Being surround by these ginormous toys that towered way above you was definitely something you had to get use to in the coming days but something that was definitely interesting. But one of them stood out to you,

DogDay

DogDay was always so sweet and caring and the very first of the smiling critters you met! He was always asking you how you were doing and was constantly by your side as soon as you checked onto work. DogDay was by far the most clingy to you, always asking your co workers when you were gonna come back and why don't you just stay here much to the annoyance to your co workers and always attached to your hip as soon as you checked in.

One day it was normal just like any other as you watched the smiling critters play and interact with the kids just making sure no accidents happened. You were watching DogDay play tag with his group of kids as you practiced bracelet making with your group. A kid in his group accidentally ran into your bowl of beads sending them scattering every whichway.

"Oh no, we're so sorry angel! I didn't realize how close our groups were,"

DogDay dropped down and fretted and his ears drooped as he began helping you pick up the scattered beads. You chuckled softly at him and began picking up the beads yourself.

"It's okay Dogday, Really. I should have sat my group so close to yours"

You smiled at him as you both gathered the last of the beads beck into the bowl.

As DogDay looked back up from picking up the beads he realized how close you guys actually were. DogDay was about to get up and apologies again when you got up first and leaned over him. For the first time you were now standing over him and he was looking up at you. Suddenly he felt your hands on his cheeks as your thumbs circling his cheeks making him blush as his eyes widen.

"Whos a goodboy?"

You coo as you giggle at him. His pupils dilate as his blush increases on his cheeks that he thankful that fur covers his cheeks. He feels his tail thumping hard against the faux grass as his heart beat speeds up

"Me?"

You grin down at him as you begin softly scratching at his chin and furry cheeks and say

"You're such a good boy DogDay~"

His tail thumps even harder as it happily waves as a sheepish grin spreads on his face. A childs voice suddenly calls out as kids giggle

"Dogday has a crush on Ms/Mx. (lastname)!!"

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Hope you enjoyed xoxoᡣ𐭩

(Srry this turned out short)

[beardedmrbean]