#om nom nom motherfucker

[jadedanddark]

Please i am begging you bring this to California

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[meowdance]

Do you think theres french people in french toast

[quintessential-candles]

Candles why are you in this fic 🤨

OM NOM NOM, MOTHERFUCKERS

[enlighten3d]

CARMELA LORE!!! I don’t know if she’s interesting to you but uhm mitski started playing so i must share her loreee (abuse is mentioned btw just letting you know just in case!)

So she grew up with her mum Carmela and her dad Daniel and she took both of their last names (carmela is Venezuelan)! And fun fact!! Her parents are teen parents, both of them being 16-17 (maria was turning 17). So the two had an ok relationship, what do you really expect from two teens who had to get married the moment they could thanks to their parents (having kids out of wedlock and stuff)/lh. Daniel definitely didn’t do much, since he’d been told by his dad (and mum) that it wasn’t his job to take care of his kid, like in the actual taking care not just the socialising and talking to the kid if that makes sense. BUT AS THE TWO GROW UP!! They start to get a relationship that I could only describe as Me and My Husband by Mitski (with hands thrown- if that also makes sense sjdgsj)

So over time, Maria ended up leaving to go the city since she wanted to study medicine! And she planned to take Carmela with her but stuff got in the way! (Daniel. He got in the way) So she ended up leaving anyways (OMG WAIT PARALLELS WITH JANETTE ok don’t mind me finding parallels with my oc lore) without Carmela- which Carmela did not understand at 11 years old so she thought her mum was just leaving. And then speeding forward to when Carmela is 16 (the time during her mum leaving and now was not good especially with her dad- she has a bruise across her neck if that indicates anything- uhm SORRY I JUST REALISED HOW DARK THAT IS UH)

In short her mum comes back to the town, her guilt also catching up to her, makes friends with Janette since they find they have a lot in common, Maria ends up in the cult even though Janette tries to stop her from joining. Maria becomes very heavily devoted (?) to the cult meaning when Janette needs to find someone that isn’t Oliver to do the cult ritual, she happily offers up her daughter Carmela! (who is reeling from her mum showing up and her mum trying to apologise) Also the reason Maria is so devoted to the cult is because they are very good at catering to the person’s needs (maria’s being somewhere to stay)

also the last time maria saw carmela, she was presenting as a boy (transssss) so thats another box for her (carmela) to unpack

YEAH. THATS THE RIVERA LUZARDO FAMILY!!! (carmela’s last name) SORRY THAT WAS A LOT AND A BUT HEAVIER THAN USUAL.again as always any questions are welcomeee

OOO CARMELA !!! trust me, shes interesting to me... and beyond that id be glad to hear the lore of ANY of you have, whether ive heard of them before or not

oo this is a long ask /pos... so much food. om nom nom

okay. woah. what do i even say to that

i would like to throw hands with daniel. hes next in line in the timmies parking lot right after adele. i would also lose this fight but id be trying a lot harder cause i hate him more (adele is objectively worse cause shes like.... committed at least one murder, but... adele is gay so its alright, she gets a pass /j).. fuck him. motherfucker..

carmelas mum is... i just feel bad for her, honestly. just really really bad. she ended up in a Situation, make the best decisions she thought she could, tried her best, is literally just Trying. i just feel bad for her man. shes just a person. she is quite literally the most normal person in this entire thing i think. shes just Trying, man. yes, trying ends her up in a cult, but she is Doing Her Best. like... how to put this... shes Real. adding her to the list of ppl who need a shock blanket

unless shes transphobic, in which case INTO THE PARKING LOT SHE GOESSSSSS

i love carmela, did you know that...

does she get no choice in being the next cult leader...

i hope shes alright... (shes not, is she)

[jadedanddark]

More than that happened in that part of the story! This was early Victorian era, and the idea of Momento Mori was in vogue--the reminder that you are someday going to die, and so is everyone else. Scrooge is shown his own grave, unmourned and uncared for, and begs the Spirit to say this future will not happen if he changes his ways.

That's the first time the Spirit gives any indication of having heard him at all. It stops pointing silently at the gravestone, and turns to him with the literary equivalent of a question mark appearing over its head. Like what do you mean. This is your future no matter what. You're GOING to die, buddy. You're mortal. You have limited time on Earth. Who cares what you do with that time? You'll lie in that hole whether you're a saint or a miser.

And THAT is what turns Scrooge around so dang quick. He's old, he knows he hasn't taken great care of himself, being too miserly to heat his home or buy proper food. If he were younger and had this visit from the Spirit, he might not have been so on it to change. He might have had a bit of that "ooough i got plany off time" arrogance that comes with youth, and sat on it a bit before changing. But nope, the Spirit implies that this death is coming SOON, this year, maybe tomorrow.

In conclusion, if we can get another late-middle-age CEO to die in the street like roadkill, maybe the others will get that urgency delivered more strongly.

Dropping this over here just because

[nb-atsushi]

om nom motherfucker

What did I do to deserve this T-T [turns arm into tiger and lightly pushes anon away]

[om-nom-berries]

working on something new...

[jadedanddark]

GOT MY VOTE HOLY SHIT

If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

[vergess]

VEES HOW COULD YOU HORSES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

I CAN AND WILL EAT AN ENTIRE HORSE ONE DAY AWKA, YOU’LL SEE

[myster-tea]

I think sharp teeth are pretty cool :)

[fishareglorious]

After 4 months of not touching this quest besides the time I accidentally interacted with Lisa in Angel’s Share, we finally break Jean out of the cathedral.

Oh. She was already in Windrise.

Jean is wearing her new skin! Dapper lass!

Motherfucker ultimate

This guy saw jean hack her lungs out and dipped. Good descision.

Lmao we gotta hunt the guy down again

SIEGBALD??

WE GET TO PLAY AS JEAN!

You know, I’ve always wanted a Jean player to fling me. Not in a masochist way, it just looks so fun.

Whoops I opened the chest right before the cutscene

Paimon really ain’t holding back huh. I expect her to go “Knights of Favonius... Why are you guys so inefficient?!”

Jean’s surprise party. Well, not really a surprise for me because I watched 3 different youtubers play this

Lmao everyone really did collectively sigh

wait what

Oooohhhh yeah I remember I cooked a shit ton of food for Sara’s food delivery thingy

Venti is god after all.

Oh I think he’s drunk already huh. 

I meant to sit in the chair before I talked to Kaeya, but suddenly I was forced to stand up when I tapped on him, so I am standing on the table while talking to him.

I had the wonder of hearing Amber go “om nom nom.” #blessed

Come to think of it since Barbara likes spicy things, I think she’s always fighting for her life in the bathroom

Lisa what do you mean??

Lisa ma’am Jean just told us how she appreciates everyone’s work. 

FINALLY. 

Ok time to do Eula’s quest

[fluffylandshark]

My bullion cubes are made of a lead-antimony alloy encased in a soft brass or copper-plated soft steel jacket and are administered at high speed.

*pelting you wih bullion cubes*

The bullion cubes will only make me stronger.

[aisatsana441]

Dean/Cas in Season 4: A Play in 8 Acts

ACT 1 CAS: oh haaay DEAN: excuse me wtf r u doin CAS: lol I saved your ass from hell DEAN: why tho CAS: it’s because of your perky nipples DEAN: gtfo CAS: your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate ACT 2 CAS: I may be a total badass who you’re secretly a little bit in awe of, but I think you’re cute and brave and interesting and I envy your ability to act decisively and independently, so I’m going to help you, puny human DEAN: stfu CAS: ily tho DEAN: w/e CAS: sadpanda DEAN: brb boning your sister lol CAS: FFFFFFFFUUUUUU ACT 3 [endless intense staring/sexually-charged silence/puppy-dog eyes] ACT 4 DEAN: you have become very important to me, but I’m not going to admit it because I’m Dean Winchester and talking about my feelings gives me diarrhea, so I’ll express my trust and affection by swallowing my pride and letting you help me CAS: you have become very important to me, but I’m not going to admit it because Uriel keeps making fun of me, so I’ll express my trust and affection by circumventing my brothers’ bullshit to help you at all costs DEAN: \o/ CAS: brb getting ass-reamed in heaven INTERLUDE JIMMY NOVAK: FUCK THIS SHIT ACT 5 DEAN: you’re back! help us, Obi-Cas, you’re our only hope. CAS: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE DEAN: wtf dude ACT 6 DEAN: SWEET MOTHERFUCK IT’S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE CAS: lol obvs DEAN: DUDE WTF CAS: but you’ll be at peace tho DEAN: EVERYONE’S GOING TO DIE THO CAS: but I care about you so much that your pain has broken my faith in the goodness of this world tho DEAN: YOU AND ME, WE’RE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY CAS: DDD: ACT 7 DEAN: om nom nom cheeseburger CAS: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN I’M REBELLING AGAINST HEAVEN DEAN: unf unf unf CAS: oh btw your brother is going to start the apocalypse DEAN: r u srs rn CAS: you know, if one were to really step back and consider the magnitude of our actions right now in the context of my millions of years of rigid obedience and all the shit you’ve been through and what the consequences of all this will be for everyone, one might see the things you and I have done here as indicative of one of the greatest love stories ever. DEAN: I was never hugged as a child. CAS: I’m going to sacrifice myself so you can go do the right thing and save us all now, k? DEAN: wow, you really are a Winchester CAS: peace out girl scout ACT 8 DEAN: fml

[mintyfreshstories]

nothing time can't kill, except us ofc (dead by daylight request)

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Hope you like it Anon! I’m still kind of learning to write Ash.

“Om nom nom.”

“Ashley.”

“Ooom. Nommy nom nom.”

“Jesus H. Christ…stop…”

“Ooooooom. C’mon, lemme getta kiss! Please?” Ash’s annoying puppet voice finally made Bill cave. He’s been sexually harassed by that fucking puppet for about ten minutes now. He kissed the puppet’s ‘pursed’ lips and smacked his lips when the damned thing pulled away. He deadpanned at his lover as he tried pulling bits of grass and hairy fabric off his lips and out of his mouth. 

“See? That wasn’t so hard, now was it?”

“...”

“Hmmhmm, yeah. Knew it,” Ash smirked, turning his head to the left and forcing Bill into a kiss which was hesitantly returned. Ash was still getting Bill used to affectionate touches. But cuddling and occasional kisses was fine for the time being. 

The ex-demon hunter snuggled deeper against Bill’s military jacket and breathed in the scent of that exact same cigarette brand that Ash had grown to be so fond of now. It just reminded him of Bill all the time, really it’d remind anyone of Bill since the veteran always seemed to have a lit cigarette in his mouth. 

They settled into a comfortable silence and Ash couldn’t help but let his mind drift off a little. He always had something new to comment on (it wasn’t his fault his mouth was as loud as it always was), and suddenly, while he was innocently checking out his soldier, the topic of their age came to mind. It always irked him when he realized how old he was getting, but at one point it had become a sense of pride and another thing he could toot his horn about. All the youngsters in the Entity’s realm were amazed by his (along with all the other old timers) ability to keep up with them and even out-do some of them. 

And thus, another comment conversation topic arose.

“We’re the only damn thing that time can’t kill.”

“Motherfucker. Don’t ya dare start with that horseshit,” Bill had been the unlucky bastard to get attached to this fool. So much, that he learned and knew every inch of said fool. He knew this conversation was going to end with Ash looking like an idiot, which Bill was accustomed to, and Bill having a major headache. 

“I mean, look at us, Willie. We’re still fresh out the oven and burnin’ hot! Even in our old age!”

“Yeah, sure,” Bill couldn’t help his scoff, “we’re the epitome of young an’ healthy, Ashley,” the small nod of his head towards the demon hunter’s puppet prosthetic and the old solider’s own hand gesture to himself said that there was a challenge being proposed; one that Ash was eager to meet. 

“But just look at us, me more importantly, but you as well! We’re definitely fit, I know you can’t argue with that!”

“...”

“Hah! See, ya ain’t got nothin’ to say to that, do you, hun?” Ash crossed his arms over his chest in his usually smug manner. He sat up a little straighter, slipping out of Bill’s side hug and straightening his legs out so they could stretch and get ready to push him off the forest ground. In an attempt to show off his ‘yOuTh’, he practically jumped off the ground.

Okay, maybe there was a pop or two from his joints when he did that too quickly, but that meant nothing. N-o-t-h-i-n-g. 

“Hmmhmm, sure. C’mon, ya sorry bastard, we’re goin’ to the campfire. S’cold out here,” Bill stood, moving carefully because he knew his own body’s limits. His body was something he learned to listen to from all his years existing; rather it be on the battlefield, working those dead end jobs, surviving the apocalypse, or surviving here in the Entity’s realm, his body was the voice he didn’t always follow, but at least heard out. 

“Ah-oOO-aaAH-oKaY, uh, ‘ey, honey?” Bill’s sigh could only be described as that of a husband who was 99.93% done.

“Yes, sweetheart?” Poor, helpless Ash had no choice but to wilt in his current standing position. He nursed his right leg as his knee was in I’m-burning-in-Hellfire pain and balanced himself awkwardly on his left foot, where he managed to somehow pull some middle muscle that made it difficult to move around and put weight on. The tree that they had been leaning against was his only safety net when he nearly wobbled over for the tenth time. 

“Er, mind helpin’ me out to the fire?”

“An’ why do I hafta help you? How did ya manage to hurt yerself by standin’?” Ash wilted further. 

“Heh, um, you see, my joints they, uh, kinda popped. An’ my foot hurts, so-”

“Yer on yer own,” Bill shook his head in marital disappointment and began to walk back to the campfire. 

“Honey! Willie! Babe, please! I’m actually hurtin’,” Ash pleaded, which he rarely ever did. His ego and pride were usually his biggest downfalls (and occasionally two of his biggest assets), so for him to put himself at Bill’s mercy…

“Ugh, fine. Yer a goddamn dumbass, just so s’clear,” Bill grumbled as he turned around. Ash’s eyes softened noticeably when he felt how gently Bill handled him. He kindly put Ash’s puppet arm over his shoulders to support Ash’s weight and let him lean almost all of his body weight on him, despite Bill weighing considerably less than him (the only person in this realm that ever saw Ash without his thankfully-very-convincing girdle was Bill). 

“Awwe, you don’t mean that, do ya sweetie?”

“I want ta divorce.”

“What!? No, I love you! Ya can’t- wait, we’re married?! How come this wasn’ official or nothin’?! Hun, we’re married?! Oh fuck yeah! I’m tellin’ everybody!”

Bill could only sigh again as he tuned out his husband’s cheerful but pained chatter. It was white noise to the old soldier, but a white noise he figured he couldn’t live without now that he had it. The small smile that formed on his lips, which still had hairs from the puppet fabric and the taste of dirt and grass, was immovable. 

While he wanted nothing more than to leave this realm one day with Ash and the others from the campfire (because despite the few survivors he formed rivalries with, he still grew to see those people as family) and, magically, end up in the same universe together where they could see each other and live normally, he also didn’t want to leave the Entity’s realm. Age didn’t exist in this realm; not really. If they were in the regular world, they’d have to leave one another behind at one point. One would end up dying first; but here? They could live together forever.

Ash is right, is what Bill realizes. There is nothing time can’t kill, but in the Entity’s realm, they’re the exception.

[birdsareblooming]

*gives birds a double decker ask sandwich*

Hell yeah om nom nom motherfucker

[zentriii]

so um! i discovered a half eaten pack of mentos and technically the expiration date hasn’t passed so,,, yay candy 😋

i’m cleaning my room right now and it’s amazing how productive i can get when i don’t want to work on my assignments ‼️