#*crying in a dennys rn*

[dumbass-hyperfixations]

Okay. Henren having angsty plots is all fine and dandy (it’s not, i’m screaming crying throwing up rn) but I’ve been noticing that they haven’t gotten a silly plot in such a long while now. In fact, looking back, I can barely even remember them ever having a completely non-serious storyline off the top of my head. Someone please remind me if I’m missing something, but the only one I can think of is the episode where Hen’s mother is planning on getting married, but it ends with Hen and Karen renewing their vows.

And while I’m very aware that 911 is a drama with a capital D and not to be taken too seriously with their unrealistic scenarios (the amount of near death situations they’ve all been in ohmygod), there’s still so many light and funny moments, and I’m starting to get really annoyed that those moments never fall on the only lesbian couple. We’ve gotten silly storylines from every pairing on the show: only recently, we’ve gotten Athena avoiding being alone with Bobby through increasingly ridiculous cruise activities, we’ve gotten Chimney losing his engagement ring and freaking out about it while Maddie finds the ring and is freaking out over not being able to get it off her finger, we’ve gotten Buck and Eddie’s bachelor’s party sequence and Buck’s cowboy curse (I could go on and on with Buck’s silly storylines, because I’m aware Buck is sort of the character for silly storylines on the show).

And yes, I know they’ve all also had their own very serious storylines alongside the silly ones, but alongside is the key word here. They’ve been put through angst and they’ve gotten to show their silly sides. All Hen and Karen get to do is cry and suffer, it seems. And I’m not the biggest fan of that, it seems so unfair (not to mention that it adds to the stereotype that queer stories are only interesting if they’re tragic). Just for once I’d like to see them have a silly side plot while the others balance it out with some angst.

Like, give me Hen and Karen in rivalry with another gay couple at their kids’ school. Give me Denny having to pick one of them to come present their jobs for career day and then spending the episode gathering pros and cons why each of their jobs is cooler (which definitely expands on the whole firefam discourse. Karen gets Buck and Maddie on her side, Hen gets Chimney and Eddie to vouch for her. Chaos ensues, bets are made. Denny ends up asking Maddie to go because the dispatcher’s job reminds him of Q from James Bond). Give me Karen’s lucky bracelet breaking and Hen freaking out because she’s certain it means bad luck.

All in all, I just want to see a wlw queer pairing that’s celebrating their relationship in a joyful way. Hen and Karen have so much potential outside of the angsty storylines, I just wish the writers would give them the chance to expand their horizons.

[dear-oizys]

My thoughts on the latest 911 episode

Ashes Ashes

This was written while I was watching the episode.

Ok I really support Tevan or Buck Tommy or whatever it is but why did they cut to Eddie's face when Buck got his award?

Bobby looks like a proud dad at everyone.

Bobby!!!!!! Is getting a Medal of Valour!!!!!!!! Bobby you deserve it so much!!!!!!!

Bro. What the fuck?? You deserve it too!!

Ravi you glorious bastard. I love you.

Gerrard fuck you. Die. Please die.

Chimney!!!!!!!! Go off king!!!! You're fucking awesome!!

Why the fuck is the councilwoman here?? You bitch. Please tell me she doesn't mess up Mara's adoption??

Nooooooooooooo. I'm literally dying. Bobby you are not resigning. Please. Why the fuck are you retiring??

You are a goddamn hero Bobby.

Athena I love you. So much. So so so much.

I can just see Bobby's tiredness. I can really feel it. Peter Krause. The man that you are.

Eddie. I love you. But honey what are you doing. I love you. But please get some help. Please.

Do I kinda actually like Kim??

Sometimes I forget that it's Angela Fucking Basset on this show. I love her so much. She is so awesome.

I'm gonna cry. I'm actually crying. Bobby is being a dad to everyone while this sad music is playing in the background.

What the hell. I can't see the screen or the words I'm typing. Relying on autocorrect to help me now.

Bobby just handed buck the groceries so that he will cook for the team after he leaves. Why. Just why did I start this show?

Your work here is not done Bobby.

Bobby is literally Buck's father and Buck is Bobby's son. I can't see anything rn

What the hell is Kim doing here. I'm still crying. Let me compose myself.

Buck!!!! Confront Eddie!!!! What the hell!!!! Omg!!!! Buck you did NOT just say that. Damn. He's not holding back!!? Edmundo. Something is definitely going on. Don't say nothing.

Buck is not holding back anything today. Damn.

Mara and Denny!!!!!! I love them?!! Adoption hearing is cancelled. I hate you councilwoman Ortiz. You are a complete and utter bitch. I hate you so much

Thank god. Eddie told Kim. Thank God. Wow. I kinda feel bad for Eddie even though his actions are kinda shitty. But I hope he gets better and gets the help he needs.

Was she Eddie??? Was she the love of your life??? Ok I feel really bad for Eddie.

Ok I feel so bad for Amir. But I am 100% sure Amir is gonna burn down their house.

Peter Krause and Angela Bassett. I love you guys. I feel so so bad for Athena and Bobby.

Wow. That woman is just killing Hen. Wow. How do I help Hen?? How? Please someone take care of that woman.

What. What. They're taking Mara away????????? What. The. Hell????

What the hell?????? What is Kim doing here??? Did she have bangs before????? Is it even Kim??? What the hell is she even doing?? Is it kim or not????????? What is happening??????? Is he hallucinating??? Ryan Guzman. You are so good.

Eddie. You are not broken. Eddie.

Oh my god. Oh god. Chris. Shit. This is not good.

Bobby's dream is terrible. Its not even a dream. Its a fucking nightmare for him. No no no. This is my happening. No. Oh god. Oh my god. No. Please. What the hell. Bobby. Athena. Please escape guys please. Athena please be okay. Please. Oh thank god. Athena is okay. Is Bobby having a heartattack???????? His heart stopped??????

Picture of me during this episode

[chrofeisnightmaregf]

STOP WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP SHINICHIRO

GIVE ME YOUR LOVIN'

someone's looking at you looking at him

feat: connie & eren, wakasa & shinichiro

CONNIE & EREN

connie watched curiously as you laughed at whatever it was eren said to you. you threw your head back and cackled as your unfiltered laughter was heard over the music. ironically enough, you had that same, unashamed laughter when he fell for you. every time he thinks about how he fell in love with you, he finds himself covering his cheeks like a bashful little school girl.

he can't really blame eren for getting to you first, he had only told sasha, ymir and historia about his little crush on you. and you were so attractive in your own way, it was a matter of time before someone else would make their move on you. ‘yeah,’ he convinces himself, ‘if i had acted first, maybe she would be laughing at my jokes right now.’

connie had been so deep in his thoughts, he hadn't even noticed you approaching the kitchen island he was sat at.

"you alright, con?" he felt a blush coming on at the sound of your voice. "what'cha thinkin' about?"

maybe it was the remnants of alcohol in his system, but he swore you've been looking at him a little differently lately, like there was a hint of lust in your eyes.

he cleared his throat, calming himself down. "nothin' really," he wiped his hands on his jeans. "what've you been up to?"

he listened intently as you told him about the past week, about the pile of assignments you've been neglecting and the girls trip you went on recently (he smiled as you whipped your phone out, swiping through albums and he had to act like he hadn't seen the ones you uploaded on your finsta). he had to hold back the hurt on his face whenever you mentioned eren though.

time seemed to pass whenever he talked with you. he found himself genuinely interested in what you had to say, and became more of a listener than a talker when the two of you conversed.

jean elbowed eren, nodding towards the two of you chatting by the counter. "you ever noticed how con looks at your girl?"

eren looked between jean and the pair of you, shrugging his shoulders. "no? how does he?"

"like he wants her," he laughed at the glare eren shot him. "my sources have told me that he's had a crush on her before you two started talking."

eren was silent, taking a sip of his drink. jean would've probably considered what he meant, but a call of his name from the bros at the beer pong table managed to grab his attention. with a heavy pat on eren's shoulder, he left the said boy alone with this newfound information.

old eren would've pulled the two of you up on it immediately or caused a giant scene which was sure to embarrass the three of you. but since getting to know you, he had become a calmer person, more rational even. instead of storming over to the kitchen, he decided to let you be. he trusted you, and you obviously trusted him as you already told him about you and connie when you started getting serious.

he let connie get a feel of what it was like to be with you, just for tonight. it was as far as he was going to get anyway.

SHINICHIRO & WAKASA

sometimes, when you come into the bike shop with your cheery greeting, wakasa likes to pretend you came for him, despite the fact you greeted everyone.

he likes to daydream about you prancing in your summer dresses which heavily contrasted his oil-stained overalls tied at his waist. he likes to daydream about you scolding him about overworking himself, your pretty, plump lips drawing into a pout complaining about 'how you'll forget about me one day...'

to which he'd respons with 'you know i never would' before hissing that pout away.

yeah... this man was in deep.

instead, he nodded his head at you as he passed, to which you reciprocated with a smile of your own. the faint scent of your perfume hypnotised him, his eyes following your figure as you lovingly embraced your boyfriend, shinichiro, who was tinkering away at his own bike.

the slithers of conversation he could grasp closely resembled the ones he has with you in his daydream, he sometimes gets scared someone can read his thoughts.

with a heavy sigh, he tore his gaze from his leader and his girl, putting the finishing touches on the automobile in front of him.

--

wakasa didn't imagine this to be the first time he got to really embrace you.

"it'll be okay," he spoke your name tenderly, drawing small circles into your arm. "we'll all look after you for as long as you need, alright? we all know how much shin adored you."

at the mention of his name, your cries grew harsher and louder. you squeezed at his waist harder, burying your face in his chest as if to take out all of your hurt on him.

"what will i do, wakasa?" his heart shattered at the defeated look on your face. "my boyfriend is dead..."

wakasa was stuck. he didn't know how to console you right now, not when he was feeling so guilty for thinking about your flushed body against his whilst you were crying over his late leader.

so he said nothing, letting you fall into him once more. he only hoped takeomi would get to your place soon, anyone other than him would probably be a better support system for you right now.

takeomi arrived shortly after, a fruit basket and other comfort items with him, along with his condolences. you told the boys you were going to lie down, giving wakasa the chance to excuse himself from you.

the two of the stood in your kitchen, speaking in hushed terms.

"you're such an asshole for what you're doing, ya know?"

"i know," wakasa breathed out. "...i know."

"shinichiro died, wakasa."

"i said i know, damn it!" he finally looked up at takeomi, a mix of rage, guilt and disgust swirling in his eyes. his eyes widened as he lowered his volume.

"boss left her in our care," takeomi breathed out. "do you really think it's wise to do what you're doing?"

whether or not it was a rhetorical question, wakasa did not answer. the silence mixed with with the tense mood left the air heavier than usual.

wakasa knew he still held strong feelings for you and it seems others are starting to catch on as well. thus he had to distance himself from you and let you grieve shinichiro properly.

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 4 react

simon i SWEAR ill get you out of there and that horrendous art style

also though. TEENAGE SHIZAYA CHAPTER LETS GO???? idk if narita made the minidura or if it's a separate illustrator but they are giving the FOOD rn

i was wondering where the official knowledge that simon forced izaya and shizuo to eat sushi together came from. i mean i guess this isnt official and it was probably stated in the anime somewhere but still, good to see it illustrated pff

AAAAAAAAA ive seen this image around tumblr but i didnt realize it was from minidura 😭 i thought it was fanart or smth (<-dumbass)

wait im actually going crazy over this akwjhkjdshs they're washing dishes together!!! now we just need them to do laundry and taxes and-

im going to go over the image limit this time on god

wow cant believe they're bathing each other too (<-delusional)

something about the first shizuo panel reminds me of aggretsuko. which is. actually. huh. arent they both like adults with anger issues. durarara aggretsuko au when

also deadass i forgot dennis existed until i read about him in a shizaya fanfiction and i was like "who's dennis" pfgfkhkd

so true though never throw kitchen knives kids

LMFAO HE JUST GAVE THEM MORE WORK INSTEAD OF RESPONDING

they're gonna be here all day at this rate. actually shizaya as fast food/restaurant staff au when because they'd have the stupidest rivalry known to man and i need it

fucking imagine shinra walks in and sees shizuo and izaya working by the counter

i hope izaya gets to eat fatty tuna by the end of this though. god knows he's gonna look cute as hell

made funnier by the fact that izaya at least definitely knows how to cook with how long he's been on his own and needed to feed his sisters

damn ive actually never seen someone's vein burst in a way where blood sprays out in anime akshGKJHJKSD thats impressive actually

dont look now but this may or may not inspire me to make a mermaid/pirate au (<-obsessed)

who needs kaiju battles when you can have blue fin tuna vs crab

they're literally never leaving this place bro they're gonna be stuck here for eternity. anyway here's a literary analysis of durarara pointing out why russia sushi is actually representative of dante's inferno /j

i want to read those blurbs so baddddd screams sobs bangs table

rip dennis dude he doesnt get paid enough to deal with shizaya

rippp time to listen to izaya pine hopelessly for the man he cant stop annoying for five seconds

simon had the right idea. too bad shizaya are shizaya

what is that face izaya. i cant tell if he's irritated that simon's right or irritated that simon cant understand how instinctual their hatred is or amused that simon thinks he and shizuo could be friends or amused because he thinks meaningless fighting is hilarious

oh......that kind of hurts actually

i can imagine izaya suggesting it as a joke and then lying in bed that night thinking about how it's never going to happen and it really sounds like a funny joke huh? (he is not crying)

i cant believe simon's been dealing with these bitches for like 7 years now like dude has the patience of a saint

😭give him his 50,000 yen simon

we can see that the crack in the sign is actually fixed now too ahhh time really flies when you're stuck in a relationship of mutual hatred

chibizaya is so cuteeeeeeeee

im sure he intended to paint himself that way in his recollection though pff

THATS RIGHT SHIZAYA BE THE PORCUPINES. SNUGGLE. DO IT

step aside erika, simon is the face of the shizaya nation now. especially with that "you just have a shizuo complex dont you" quote that i found the other day which i still havent recovered from

HAUDGHUSDH orihara izaya, pro unreliable narrator

hilarious how we never see tom's face. just his dreads lmfao

dennis and simon are so done with like izaya bro i think they can tell at this point that he's horrifically pining and has no healthy outlet for it. the bills go to him because they're bullying him

it'd be funny if they billed him 50,000 at the end actually pft

I KNEW WE'D GET THEM EATING TOGETHER!!! I HAD FAITH

they're so cute oh my god can i make that my header or something

10/10 chapter im going to punt izaya into a wall and get simon flowers

[boabel]

do u have mentor hcs??

hey anon!! i definitely have a few!!

here are some modern au ones from my fic that i'm writing!!

- diana is a writer, and goes to the café coral works at to write, and they become friends

- festus unironically uses the word rizz, felix is absolutely appalled by it

- dennis has a really cool fashion sense, both he and iphigenia want to become designers

- iphigenia is known as genie by most people

- livia is probably one of those girls who would cry if her dad got her the wrong colour lamborghini for her birthday

- vip is going to law school

- hilarius is an interior designer, and he's really bitchy about it

- iphigenia gets all her piercings/tattoos done by sol

- palmyra owns a cat sanctuary and velvereen helps her with it

- sepphie works part time as a teaching assistant in a primary school, but is also going through art school (she's a sculptor and a painter)

- she also really wants to live by the sea and have a shop sell the little trinkets she makes <3

- arachne and livia are school/work rivals to lovers

- domitia knows tanner because her father owns the stable that tanner's horses stay in

- clemensia is a professional makeup artist, she does looks for celebrities and models

- shes also addicted to matcha

- felix always pulls the granduncle card whenever in a disagreement w his friends

- lyssie is a medical student and is TIRED

- sejanus built his business by himself, without the help of his father because he views it as unfair

some of these r js random in general and can be applied to canon-verse, but im on a modern au kick rn 😭

thank u sm for the ask anon!!

[holding-monsters-hands]

GRABS YOU listen listen LISTEN. headcanons for snuggling the dummies (and doll) 👁️👁️ i have NO SPECIFICS so go absolutely CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! BONKERS I TELL YOU

ON ALL FOURS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RN YESYES

snuggling the dummies (& doll) HCS

Slappy is a FIEND for snuggles, he’ll climb onto you and immediately curl into your side, going on and on about his world domination plays while his little hands tightly hold onto you with the most protective aura he can muster.

Snappy will play with your hair and nestle his face into the crook of your neck while you two snuggle, also sneaking a little dummy kiss on your jawline and cheek shsjhs <3 he’s a cheeky bastard

Mary ellen will lay her head on your chest and hold your hand! just humming softly while she enjoys the domestic bliss of it all, and make sure to stroke her hair! she will cry /pos

Dennis likes to talk a LOT during snuggles, and will just bounce from topic to topic while he plays with your hair, and most often the topics are involving you and how cool or cute he thinks you are, but he’s as snug as bug on your lap!

Rocky is a simple man, he’ll sit on your lap and tell you all his old man stories while being curled up against your frame, dummies shouldn’t get cold but with the way he’s practically clinging onto you? you’d think he’s freezing!

[absoluteocellibehavior]

NAKSBSJAKSBNSF-

Exactly. Exactly. The cure all: old man yaoi.

[Referencing previous reblog]

No, no, no! We want our Noels well adjusted! We want our Noels in therapy! I argue that your Noel should in fact be a role model for the other Noels. This poor man has been traumatized enough and deserves self-care and/or care from others.

And I will sit here here kicking my feet at your headcannons. Never stop <3

Sorry i told my friend about all this and this is what he said

[doctorjuvenile]

so for starters I'm usually 10 years late to playing AAA games so I'm often a few beats behind pop cultural moments

but anyways, I bought Far Cry 4 at the only video rental store in my town, and I'm loving it. I have never played a Far Cry before. and in many ways I think playing this game (which takes place in 2015) in the year 2024 is really timely

In general I've been pretty nostalgic and wistful about the late 00s~2010s, obviously while we were in it we didn't like it, but it sure seems like simple times compared to now (covid broke something we can't fix)

(also even though i'm canadian, i also often refer to this as the obama-era because his administration overlaps completely with when i was 12~20 years old, so my teen years. again, simpler times)

ANYWAYS getting back to FC4, you play the game and you hear references to "President Obama," Kanye's twitter, Dennis Rodham's visit to North Korea, etc.

The thing about being at the close of 2024 now is that we are halfway through this very-uncertain-and-tense decade, and the 2010s are still obviously modern and recent in our thoughts (unless you happen to be very young rn). I'm like the same age as Ajay as I play this, and I remember the entire decade very well. Technology had gotten pretty advanced -- in-game there are loot items like phablets, cryptocurrency drives, etc and on a technical level the game still looks very good imo. The only thing that dates it, as with any media that came before 2019, is the fact that it came out before covid.

idk why i'm writing this post out i just have like thoughts to put down on paper I guess. i'm very impressed with the game thus far and am excited for the rest (i also have been spoiled about how everyone starts degenerating; i did immediately go for the secret ending when i began, after all). and a little 2010s nostalgia brainrot.

[fandomconsumesme]

16 sunny episodes to watch before s16: broken down

Disclaimer, this is the first long post I’ve done, so bear with me, I’m not great at concise thoughts. Also I’m sure this has been done before, but the hyperfixation is quite strong rn, might as well break it down with the information as of Frank Vs. Russia.

Gang gets racist: could just be to introduce the characters, but that is basically throwing new viewers in the deep end, and the gang haven’t been fully characterized yet. Introduction of queer Dennis though, which is shown in 16x04 (Queer Dennis Rules!) and the source of some presumable trauma for Dennis, the mental health of whom seems to be on display this season. And my beloved, the waitress.

Charlie got molested: Origin of fucking Uncle Jack, McPoyles and Charlie’s sisters. Enough said.

Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom: Dennis “Mommy issues” Reynolds is all that really comes to mind, but perhaps the introduction of Bonnie and Mrs. Mac. Maybe Macden fistfight?

The gang exploits a miracle: Origin of Dennis’ ED and Cricket.

Gang gets held hostage: I know I said McPoyles for the first episode, but to be honest they weren’t to their true levels of insanity yet, and this one brings it full force. and obviously mac’s “i love you”

Nightman Cometh: Jack has been in s16 a LOT so far, and this would help to explain the abuse that occurred to Charlie beyond largely insensitive jokes. If I trusted rcg a bit more, I might say there will be more this season covering Charlie’s trauma, but most likely this episode was picked because it’s a classic that demonstrates the dynamics of the gang.

The gang gives Frank an intervention: Introduces Gail the snail.

The Waitress is getting married: more of the waitress! Dee-Waitress dynamic! Artemis!

The DENNIS system: comes back as the SINNED system in fvr.

The Gang buys a boat: I legitimately have no clue. Maybe they will address Dennis' insane attitude towards women? How he likes the illusion of power over them?

Mac's Mom Burns her house down: A further introduction into the characters of Mrs. Mac and Bonnie, explains how they came to live together. POPPINS?!?

Who got Dee pregnant: Absolutely no idea.

The Gang goes to the jersey shore: They return there in frank shoots, nostalgia for their tainted childhoods that is purportedly the theme of Risk E. Rat.

Charlie Work: So far in 16, Charlie has been overwhelmingly the straight man, in the case of inflation, Mac's relationship with his uncle, and even taking charge of the events in cursed. This episode somewhat reflects that. It's also incredibly highly rated and one of the best episodes, so...

The Gang goes on family fight: Dennis has an emotional breakdown related to his self-perceived inadequacies and extreme reaction to failure, which it can be guessed will feature in DTAMHD.

MFHP: Not only are the events of this episode mentioned in Fvr, as to give context to Frank now being an ally, plus it details mac's relationship with his father, which lurks in the background of shoots, this was the first season-ending, serious emotional catharsis moment, starting a trend that continued with Charlie and his dad in 15, and will presumably manifest for Dennis in DTAMHD. So rest assured, it's probably going to make us cry. Also it's pretty gay, which can only mean good(?) things.

[slightlyobsessedwitheverything]

Most to least favorite: Denny Wilson, Christopher Diaz, May Grant, Harry Grant, Jee-Yun Buckley-Han

Go! 💖

HOW DARE. hippo this is cruel i love all those kids 😭😭😭😭

ok ok so i’m gunna go in reverse order but JUST KNOW none of them are my least favorite lol

5. Harry Grant - he’s only in this spot bc he was gone for the last season and a half and i’m also not used to his new actor yet

4. Jee-Yun Buckley Han - she’s adorable beyond words but she is a toddler and doesn’t do a whole lot yet

3. Denny Wilson - Denny is the SWEETEST kid on the planet earth. he is so kind and caring, and he is already a fantastic big brother to Mara

2. Christopher Diaz - i love this kid so so much. i love that they are able to give him increasingly deeper plotlines as he gets older and expand on the trauma he has from his mother leaving. he’s complex, he’s a bit messy like all his parents. and i like that they are able to balance what plotlines are related to him having CP, and what plotlines are just about him growing up.

1. May Grant - May, my best friend 💕 she started the show off by literally attempting suicide in the second episode and she’s just grown so much from there. seeing her grow as a dispatcher was so so fun. her relationship with Bobby is one of my favorite ones in the show and i cry every time i think about her calling him her dad 😭 her relationships with Josh, Maddie, and Eddie are also wonderful. i kinda wish she had some interactions with Buck as well, considering she was the one that pointed out to Bobby that he was essentially his son. i know Corrine is in school rn but i MISS May and i want her back so bad.

[ghoulanthr0]

thinking about Dennis being a really sensitive/emotional kid and Dee taking on the role of protective big sister...her being the one to stand up to Barbara (often for HIS sake) while his instinct was to conform, be the golden child/flying monkey and give in to his sense of self-preservation and betray her...him having his feminine interests and no interest in the life set out for him and feeling like a failure of a son, him knowing the love he had was extremely conditional and that he could be in Dee's place at any given time and desperately maintaining and grabbing for whatever crumbs of praise and love he could get even if it meant hurting her for them

thinking about him growing up to emulate Barbara so much, constantly insulting Dee to keep her down and to keep her around because he doesnt know how else to be at this point and he fully believes the damage has been done and that there's no way he can undo those decades of abuse and selfishness, there's no way they can return to anything close to what they were as kids, so why even try? why risk it?

the relationship between dennis and dee makes me kind of insane btw. whenever i think about barbara destroying their sibling bond with the kind of particular scathing hatred only a mother can have for her daughter and the way her impact stills lingers even though shes long dead and gone but small signs of what they once had still peak through sometimes i immediately start crying and throwing up. do you guys think dee used to calm dennis down more often before barbara taught him to hate her affection lol

[m00nsbaby]

Heyyyy queen ok so for the emoji ask thing

🧠 Cecil Dennis

And 😬

tysm and ilysm and your writing it never fails to make me cry lol

Hiiii corazón!! ty for the questions <3 (please, I'm so sorry for making you cry tho it's never intentionally)

(but it kinda is, love you tho lol)

🧠 It probably isn't really a hc but man I love thinking about him being the type of person who gets grumpy if they don't eat 😭 like, you notice there's something wrong by the way he frowns and pouts but he's too stubborn to tell you until you two walk by an ice cream stand and he practically begs you to buy one for him

i bet he's all smiles, stained cheeks (and lips) and shiny eyes when he finally eats something

also he asks for 20 million different toppings lol

😬 I think it would be glitter & crimson rn it's on a hiatus since it happened lol i didn't want anyone (i knew) to read it but unfortunately someone did and now i feel weird about it lol

[sunnytastic]

10 songs I’ve been listening to lately!

i love these! thanks for tagging me @sewerkingcharlie !

1. this song hurts a bit to listen to right now

2. i fucking adore this song. so soft and so romantic

3. every single song from this album has been on repeat since it came out in october

4. frank <33

5. i have 3 different covers of this song on my playlist and right now i'm really digging the dreamy sound of this one

6. i am mentally ill

7. such a banger. i wish i was dancing in the lesbian bar rn

8. ariana's r&b >>>

9. this song is just every dennis girlie about dennis

10. this song is so fun and yet so sad

tagging @emodennis @retrowave-dirtgrub @evilmacdennisevil @ricketycr1cks @ratcoffin69 @r0nnietherat @officialbillhader @patheticboydennis @denfucker @gaypanicmac and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[nailgunstigmata]

i was making a joke about charlie feeding dennis oats out of the palm of his hand like hes a flighty horse and then ada said that dennis wouldnt even think twice he would just start eating them and that hit me so hard i almost started crying. like i genuinely teared up a bit. im getting emotional thinking about it rn….like yeah. he would just start eating them. yeah

[dennistakesamentalhealthday]

4, 5 and 14 for the ask game >:)

number one fear

OKAYYY i honestly don't know? i don't really have a specific fear? like a lot of my hype is just wanting to know what the hell happens at this point and i'm just super excited to find out. i only really have one desire/expectation which is for dennis to cry but i also can see a vision where he doesn't. so i guess my biggest fear is that the ep is bad/underwhelming but even then i trust heath's comment about how good glenn is this ep so i'm like? the ep might be bad but glenn will still probably be great?

at this point i've watched two finales live (big mo and the gang carries a corpse up a mountain) and one of them was underwhelming for me whilst i love the other. so idk i'm excited and delusional but i also feel pretty prepared! also if it ends up being truly disastrous i trust the fanfic writers to fix it LOL

number one hope

DENNIS CRYING.

also just generally i hope dennis takes a mental health day is part of a trend of each character getting a Moment like mac finds his pride and the gang carries a corpse up a mountain. i just think that would be fun especially like. wrapping up character arcs and also exploring the depth that was always there in new and interesting ways for the show as we near the end of it

dennis arrives at the beach. what is the first thing he does?

okay i was gonna come up with a silly answer but then i really sat down and thought about it and the teasers + the description and it really hit how like. he technically gets what he wants in the end. he makes it to the beach. but from what we know it doesn't seem like that even matters. and now i'm curious like will things go wrong at the beach too? or will everything going wrong before be more than enough to push him over the edge? it could easily be both? he gets to the beach but he still can't control his rage. he arrives at the beach and the first thing he does is be angry and frustrated and stressed. i'm puking blood rn btw

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15 Questions

Thanks for the tag @sitp-recs & @billsfangearring!! 😄 These are always fun!

Tagging: whoever wants to be tagged, I'm too shy to tag rn 🙈

Are you named after anyone? My middle name is Denise after my great-grandfather Dennis! I'm the oldest of 7 and all of us are named after someone, though with all but one it's a middle name. (Just some extra fun facts!)

When was the last time you cried? Oh lordy. Sometime during the week I think I vaguely remember working myself up in my head and getting teary over it 😬 Though full on sniffling and sobbing and tears falling was Sunday because my partner played the song "Traveling Soldier" (he really likes songs that make me cry which is rude.)

Do you have kids? absolutely not nor do I want them. I'm the oldest of 7 remember? I did my time.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? bahahahahaha.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Their energy/vibe. Which sounds weird so my next thought was "voice" 🤔 Which also seems weird so...um. Probably mouth because I can't hear very well so I use lip reading to help. Which also sounds weird so...Eyes? Perfectly not weird answer. Except apparently most people I know don't pay attention to people's eyes which ??? So potentially still a weird answer but maybe the least weird of them 😂

What’s your eye colour? Brown!

Scary movies or happy ending? HAPPY ENDING.

Any special talents? I want to say "no" but my therapist would not be best pleased with that. Um...I pick up new skills pretty quickly. I'm pretty good at self-learning and figuring things out. I can bake very well! I've been told I'm a decent writer 😄

Where were you born? born and raised in the friggin' BIBLE BELT. In the good ole U.S. of A. Born in Mississippi which is only just marginally worse than where I am now. 😂 (Never thought I'd say anything nice about Louisiana, but here we are.) (Just kidding we have crawfish and king cake.) (Also New Orleans alone makes up for everything else imo.)

What are your hobbies? reading, writing, commenting on fic!, listening to music, dancing, organizing (yes it's a hobby please leave me alone), baking, collecting (100% a hobby), refreshing Reddit for new AITA posts 🤣, Tumblr nonsense, pestering my friends on Discord, Wikipedia rabbit holes, pacing (please don't ask), gazing admiringly at my partner (listen...don't judge me) uh...that's it? Oh wait! Also makeup. ALSOOOO...trying to make new friends :) (When I'm not feeling too shy/anxious, that is!)

Do you have any pets? no :(

What sports do you play/have you played? what is this "sport" of which you speak?

How tall are you? 5'6"? ish?

Favourite subject at school? art! Which is funny because I have 0 art talent now but it's still fun and I loved my teacher! English was a close second though.

Dream job? idk I work administration now and I actually really like it?? My specific current job is not the best, but in general I like it. I like data entry, organization, paperwork, etc. But also working at a bookstore would be neat! So maybe doing admin work related to books would be the ultimate dream! But really nothing super fancy or prestigious or anything. I'd never want to monetize anything I'm actually passionate about, so as long as I can make money keeping to myself and staying busy I'm fine!