#*cries for 9 years*

[raikirikiri]

i am just so enamored by kakashi's ninken pack. like he really just has 8 dogs that he dresses up. i think that little part tells us so much about kakashi's character. he's caring and he likes cute things. he's not just a battle hardened veteran shinobi, he has puppies too!!! and how did he meet them? are they inherited? is there like a choosing process? did sakumo put baby kakashi in front of three dogs and kakashi toddled over to pakkun? were the pack a pack before kakashi? there's just so many questions i have about the pack. kakashi's summons being 8 doggies is just sooooooooo HMMM he's perfect. his doggies are perfect. one of them even wears sunglasses. why? who's to say! maybe akino is blind, maybe he just wants to look cool!

also the fact that they wear konoha headbands? why? akamaru doesn't and he's a ninken. is it because they're a summons? but so is gamabunta and gamakichi and katsuyu but they don't wear headbands. is there a special rule about it? did kakashi just put them on his puppies? is he so far deep in konoha shinobi propoganda that even his puppies must be in uniform? or did he think it, like the henohenomoheji capes, looked cute. there's so many ways to think about it.

i love the ninken. kakashi and his 8 doggies. i wish we saw more of them

[orions-aether]

"do you ever fear that the kindness shown to you by your friends is a reflection of their character? our family did not love us. and perhaps there is some trait of us that made that easy" um yes I do actually bleem shut the fuck up

[thegamingcatmom]

The fact RE9 was finally announced makes you realize how long it's been since everyone lost their damn minds about tall vampire lady.

[lightgamble]

DAREDEVIL | 1.01

Our practice is relatively young, Miss Page, and we are aggressively pursing new clientele.

[fox-trot7]

That one dnd episode be like (one of my favs)

We need to address how it is literally that one SpongeBob episode like

Gamer boy and nonverbal soft farmer boy try to hang out with loser old chaos lord man (he is not acclimating to horse society and his wife took the kids on a girls trip)

[esotericdivinity]

I don't like to post political shit but I am going to fucking say this:

I hope anyone who voted for Trump dies the most horrific death conceivable.

Actually.

I've been homeless with my family for fucking 3, almost 4, months. Trump just shut down the fucking funding that was going to help my mom buy a house. A house for my mom, who's been almost killed 5 times because of domestic violence, who's disabled because of it. My mom, who was going to be the first homebuyer in her family. My mom, who has fought her entire fucking life despite the odds. My mom, who deserved the safety after 10 years of running.

They just took stability, safety, and a fucking HOUSE from my family. They just took it from a 9 year old fighting depression he shouldn't have to, an 18 year old who fights for his family every fucking day, and from my MOTHER who has been beating odds at every goddamn turn in this STUPID ROAD. We have poured thousands of dollars into this house. We were supposed to close on Thursday. And now the money has been paused. They killed our loan and now we have to wait until "further instruction from the president".

Anyone who voted for Trump, I hope you die. I genuinely truly do. Fucking choke. Get cholera and DIE.

[snailfen]

being a kaai yuki fan is awful. i want endearing edutainment-styled songs about cat behaviors that sound like a kid with a cat obsession writing a song about them not this lolicon-styled trendbait SLOP 😭

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[ao3-oner]

Fluorine is the most reactive element on the periodic table. It is incredibly attractive to other elements and forms bonds easily. It is also the lightest halogen element.

In addition to being one of the top mid-laners in the world, Heo “ShowMaker” Su is known for his incredibly entertaining reactions while streaming, providing such memes as the ShowMaker punch, "Wow! League of Legends!", and the infamous K'sante copypasta. His intense charisma has made him one of the most popular e-sports players, while his success in competitive League has earned him the moniker of "the second Faker".

The only team ShowMaker has ever played for is Dplus Kia. He has been on the team's roster ever since it first joined the LCK as Damwon Gaming back in 2018, and he has signed with them for the next two seasons until the end of 2026.

As of October 13th, Dplus Kia has been eliminated from the 2024 Worlds Tournament, finishing in 9th place for the second year in a row. They are once again the only LCK team to not qualify for quarterfinals.

This post is part of @enarratives’ LoL Esports Elemental Series.

[akascow]

big fan of matt murdock bc he cries all the time we love an emotionally unstable man constantly teetering on the brink of a mental breakdown

[simpingforcys]

Have you ever had the same kind of insane crush on another character like the one you have for KC? If so, what character was the latest to be like that?

So I was actually thinking about this yesterday. The way I fell for King Candy, genuinely I believe borderlines on devotion. Not an obsession or addiction, or a high to get off on. But I think I genuinely, fell in love, with King Candy. Not in a "I need to protect him" or "he's my top favorite, my blorbo, my hyperfixation!" way. More in a kinda, "I would let the world burn for you" kind of way. It's probably not healthy, IDK, but I know when to differ from fictional and real life, but just by glancing at him, hearing his voice, his laugh, even the jingles when he moves, my heart just melts.

As I was telling my friend last night. I've struggle with romantic relationships irl. I've dated but never truly knew if I was able to actually love someone else like a partner should. I came to accept I was incapable of loving someone else romantically. Of course, like anyone else, I had fictional 'crushes' over the years, two were more of a "My son!/My boy!" type of favorite, the most recent being Scarab from Fionna and Cake.

Just something about his voice, his determination, relentless pursuit captivated me so much, I was melting at the sound of his hot voice just 😩 (Doesn't help he's also a bug/turns into a big bug at the end, I swear that wasn't even PLANNED).

Then when I was younger, I had developed such a huge crush on Baxter Stockman from TMNT 2012, and not even his human form, more specifically, his Stockman-Fly form.

He was such a dork and I remember cheering as a kid whenever a character said "Get me Baxter Stockman." And... yes, also a bug. Again, NOT PLANNED. It's a complete coincidence they all share.

I guess my short answer is, no. This was suppose to be short but I ended up rambling. But to be honest, I really don't think I mind. It feels weird, but I don't think I mind feeling like I'll never love another person the same way I love King Candy. I fantasize about him, fawn over him, want to appreciate every aspect and detail and trait of him. I just adore him. In every aspect of the word.

[yawpyawp]

a year ago today i had to say goodbye to my amazing boye Pi

i miss him so much every day

[violets-and-books]

I am once again thinking about them (Anne Elliot and Captain Wentworth)

[mooshie-blue]

Self indulgence ft 9-12 y/o me and ROBIN WILLIAMS GENIE??!?!?!

[lovelycleon]

A true angel 🥺

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

We as a society do not deserve Ed Sheeran and I’m standing on that business.