#*cough cough ghoulia cough*

[silksinging]

Do you like G1 monster high??

I like both G1 and G3 :>

They have different vibes but both are really fun! I kinda see them as aus of each other. Different formulas getting at the same heart: funky characters playing off each other, with a spooky twist. I can’t get enough of it!

But from G1 I especially appreciate the fashions, the way they’re so specific both to the characters and to the era in which they were created. I also think g1 is a liiiiittle more in-touch with its “source material”, aka early horror movie monsters. That historical connection, as flimsy as it is at times, is what originally drew me in. You can see it in the early g1 materials, they were willing to take risks and that potential remains exciting! Even though they kinda kept it safe the further it went on. Either way, g1 movies quickly became comfort watches for me, and I love the web series’s off-the-wall sense of humour (especially season 2! I think that’s when they peaked.) I’m really excited to see how the upcoming comics are going to expand on the g1 world! They seem to be going a bit deeper in their stories than the og movies or series ever did, and I’m sooooooo here for it. Yessss dive into the psychology of these ghouls give them complicated feelings and inner turmoil YESSSSSSS

G2… tried some things and most of it didn’t land imo widhsnejsnak

[gimmeurmoneyagh]

𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 - 𝟎:𝟎𝟑

❝𝟏𝟔𝟎𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐄𝐠𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭❞

- Cleo De Nile

“OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!“

“NYAH?! The heck is this!?“ Grim frowned.

A half-red, half-black collor appeared around Grim’s neck, Grim tried to claw at it to make it get off.

“Laws of the Queen of Hearts: Number 23 ’One shall never bring a cat into a festival’!“ He glared at you now, you were about to walk over and curse his entire bloodline when Riddle began to speak again.

“You being a cat means you’ve broken the rule. I shall have you leave at once!“

“I’m not a cat!“ Grim cried, “I’ll burn this collar right up and... EH! I can’t use my fire!“

Riddle giggled but tried to pass it off as a chuckle (spoiler alert it did not convince anyone) to Grim’s misfortune, “Hmph! You won’t be using any magic until I remove the collar. Just like an ordinary cat.“

“Wh-what?! I’m not some pet!“ Grim tried to retort.

“Don’t worry I’d never keep a pet like you“ Riddle sneered. “I’ll take it off when you get thrown out anyway.“

Azul butted into the conversation wearing a saccharine smile, “Wonderful as ever. Any and all magic gets sealed by your unique magic, Riddle. I want it..- *cough* No. I would never want that cast on me.“ He nervously chuckled.

’Real smooth’ you thought, frowning a bit when that failure of a person, Crowley decided to reprimand you (for what? you never make any mistakes you’re practically perfect!)

“You must do something about this, (Name)! It is your familiar!“ He scowled. “Maybe properly discipli-“

“It’s not mine,“ You gritt your teeth in anger, you wanted out of this weirdo school. You missed Ghoulia and her doing your homework. 😢

“It’s not yours...?“ he pursed his lips, as you shook your head for a ’no’.

“Yeah, If I’m supposed to be ’magicless’ how am I supposed to have a familiar?“ You asked, motioning for him to answer.

“Ehhh..“ He tugged at his coat and coughed into his hand, “My apologies! Anyway, let’s get it out of the school. And as I am gracious we won’t cook it into a stew. My my, truly my kindess is boundless!“ He smiled.

’boundless my ass’ 

“Someone help please!“ at those words the entire crowd shuffled and went farther from him.

And honestly, same.

“GYAH! LET ME GO!“ Grim shrieked, still clawing at the collar “I am- I’m going to become the greatest mage ever!!“

Two boys were pushed into the open and forced to through Grim out of the ceremony.

’How annoying’ you curled your lips downwards, eyeing Grim with distate. It was deserved as he was annoying and even almost burned you! You took immense satisfaction at his shouts (were you beefing with an animal? yes. do you care? no)

“W-we may have had a bit of trouble along the way but this bring the entrance ceremony to a close!“ Crowley loud ahh voice snapping you out of your thoughts. 

“Housewardens, please show the new students back to the dorms!“ He said, putting his hands on his hips and looking into space as if he was delivering a great speech.

He looked down at the students again before pausing, “...hmm? Now that I think about it, I don’t see the dorm leader of Diasomnia, Mr. Draconia anywhere.“

“That’s no different from usual, is it?“ the were-lion(? you still weren’t sure) snarked.

“Whaat? Did nobody tell him about the ceremo....“

You tuned out and just looked around the room, you were busy looking at some cutie with white hair and purplish eyes when someone with a deep voice spoke up (LOUDLY! VERY LOUDLY! [it wasn’t it really wasn’t])

“It seems I was correct“ people still talk like that? 

“I thought he might come but Malleus really didn’t“ you turned your head to the direction of the voice and...

Draculaura?! She’s here too?

Wait no that was a boy.

But uhm... why was he so fucking short. No short people-hate but you did not expect that voice to come out of that.

You liked his hair though.

“It seems the invitation ’never arrived’ again...“ He lamented.

Not being invited? hah. Could never happen to you. (you miss monster high, even if you’ve only been gone for probably an hour)

“My dearest apologies. I promise we didn’t intend to exclude you“ said Azul, putting a hand on his chest. (he seemed fake)

“His aura makes it hard for us to approach him.“ Riddle defended himself (and the others ig).

Meanwhile you went back to looking at the cutie with white hair again.

“It’s fine. Members of Diasomnia can come follow me. I just hope this doesn’t upset him...“

That was a weird interaction. 

You were standing blinking wide eyed wondering what just happened when- “Then (Name), I’m terribly sorry about this but..-“

“You’re making me leave? Yeah I figured“ (you really didn’t but you would rather die then admit that)

“*ahem* Correct! Those without any talent for magic cannot be allowed to attend class here“ You shrugged at that you didn’t really care about this place and if you were gone for too long that bitch Torelai might steal your spot as fearleading captain.

“However there is no need to worry. The dark mirror will send you directly back from whence you came from“ He motioned his hands toward the big mirror.

You smiled a bit at that one, who knew a clown could actually make people smile!

“Enter the gate and picture your home clearly in mind...“

“Oh Dark Mirror! Guide this one back to the place she belongs!“  He belloed raising his hands ip

At that you scrunch your eye-lids tight causing some of those color/light spots. You thought of the sea Lagoona’s family came from, the normie town near Monster High, your room. Your room filled with clothes, posters, and burn books. You thought of your jewels and all your credit and debit cards. You missed your money already. And all your friends even Clawdeen’s annoying little sister. Uhhhh... Growleen. Yeah her.

You even crossed your fingers and spoke an old egyptian chant for luck. (you however didn’t notice someone jolting in surprise at the chant)

“........“

Crowley looked around (probably embarrased) “Oh... Uh once more. Oh Dark Mirror! Guide thi-“ 

“It is nowhere“ 

That’s a lie. You wanted to go already. ☹️☹️☹️.

“Eh?“ Crowley looked shocked “The place she belongs is nowhere in this world... It does not exist“

What?! Now you were shocked, you were standing hunched over mouth open and your eye was twitching. This wasn’t in (whatever Monster High world is called)?! And apparently (whatever Monster High world is called) doesn’t exist here either?!

Where the fuck were you?! You missed your ghoulfriends...

“What did you say? That is unbelievable! Hmm, well, the unbelievable has been on parade today.“ Crowley hummed, putting stroking his chin again.

Meanwhile you were having an existential breakdown, iconically.

“This is the first time it’s ever happened since I became headmaster, what should be..“ Crowley’s sockets narrowed. “Where exactly did you come from?“

“Are you dumb? I told you earlier Monster High, which is located in (wherever the fuck Monster High world is called)“ you stood straight up at the attention being brought back to you. Even if you were scared you had to make good impressions because you didn’t have daddy’s money anymore.

“I’ve never heard of such a place“ Crowley admitted. Yeah, you were absolutely screwed. 

“I have a general grasp of where all the students came from but I’ve never even heard that name before. Let us do some research in the library.“ 

And with a swish of his cloak he quickly motioned for you to follow him.

[byghostface]

3. Some daminika headcanons

3. (taking care of each other, sleep habits, gifts)

Nika has a habit of holding on to her own as much as she can. Since her mother is prone to getting extremely worried and scared for her; her sister is careless about her as long as Nika doesn't bother her(which is difficult, cuz it seems like no matter what Nika does, she always manages to offend her); her father is always busy and moody after the work and taking care of grandfather, no time for her problems. So Nika learned to be more independent for her own sake.

It's bad when Nika is sick. She would try to brush it off and repress the coughs, keep going on her day until the fever hit her badly. Damian had figured her out once she was on the phone with the strange voice and apologized that she couldn't go out with him in a few days. He paused everything and brought some medicine and sweets to go see her. He sneaks into her temporary place in Gotham. Found out she had eaten a ton of ice cream (the Japanese way of smoothing coughs and fever) and curled up on her bed having trouble sleeping because of the fever. She is surprised but happy to see him. After coaxing Nika to eat the cough syrups, Damian held her hand until she fell asleep.

Damian always had people looking out and caring for him, regardless if he was at the Al Guhl palace with his mother or in Wayne Manor with his father and siblings. So when Nika learned that Damian was sick, she was hesitant to visit, fearing that she would bother him and his family but changed her mind soon. She rushed to see him and brought some vegan-friendly ice cream on the way. His family is surprised to see her and so is Damian. As Damian requested, Nika stays for the night by his side. She hummed her grandma’s lullaby when they were alone. She hums the song quietly until he falls asleep. (Despite the worries, Nika enjoys taking care of Damian, because he has done so much for her already.)

In the days before her menstrual period started, Nika would get moody and anxious. The first day of the period is the worst and most painful, so she would rather cuddle with Damian on the bed than do anything else. Damian would make some hot cocoa for both of them and try to smooth Nika's mind by retelling about some of his mundane days/missions with his dad and siblings, or they would watch some anime/shows on the streaming services.

Nika almost is a steady sleeper. On good nights, she sleeps like a hibernation animal and rarely moves in her sleep. (Damian would get worried and check her pulse from time to time.) But there were times when Nika had nightmares, she would stuck in a sleeping state, hard to wake up, and start a series of angsty sleep talks. (At most times Damian can only watch, if he is lucky enough to wake her up, then he can comfort her in time.) Nika's regular nightmares are fragments of the dead one's memory that she had defeated and absorbed within her ability, as well as the jaded memory of her family.

Nika soon finds out that Damian is a grabby sleeper and moves a lot in his sleep. She would be the big spoon at night and wake up in the morning to find herself had switched places with Damian being the big spoon instead. Sometimes he would steal the blanket and often hold her like a plushie to fall asleep. (Nika doesn't mind it much, she's not the type of person who gets cold easily.)

Nika gifted Damian a pressed flower bookmark that is made by herself. The bookmark contains the Nemophila(victory) and White tulips(renewal). She also gifted him Hana & Ren merchandise and other manga/anime figures that he likes.

Damian gifted Nika her favorite monster high dolls(Frankie Stein, Cleo De Nile, Ghoulia Yelps, and River Styxx). He later gifted her the Skullector Nightmare Before Christmas- Jack and Sally dolls for her birthday. Occasionally, he would surprise Nika with rare K-pop tickets/albums/merchandise, and amusingly see her sweating with a stunned face.

1 ．2 (dates and activities)．3 (taking care of each other, sleep habits, gifts)．pet names．art styles．asking game

[queersrus]

Zombie theme

themes of dead/death, dying, decaying, gore, flesh, etc

(nick)names:

zom, zomb, zombie, zombi, zombee, zombine, zombina, zombette, zombetta, zombelle, zombella, zombino, zombe, zombello decay, dea, dae, dead, deadly, death, decease, deceased, disease, diseased, dece, deced, decede, deceden, decedent, deathlok, dearil, dash, dasher than, thana, thanatos, than, tumor, twitch, twitcher keres mors, mort, morte, morty, mona, moana, muta, mutant, mob corp, corpse, cada, cadaver, car, carca, carcass, crawler, creep, creeper, clicker, chem, chemic, chemica, chemical, claw, courier, carrier, cough, cougher, cannibal, corse brain, brainy, bite, biter, bloater, bleeder flesh, fleshy, fleshling, fiend, frenzie, frenzy, feral, froth, frother, foam, foamer shuffle, shuffler, shriek, shrieker, scourge, scourged, spore, screech, screecher, sprout, sprouter, stiff, swell, sweller, swarm walker, wither, wild, wailer lurk, lurker, libitina, limper roam, roamer, runner, rapture, rabid, rapid, revoke, revoker, retch, retcher infect, infecter, infected undead ghoul, ghoulia, grim, grimm, grudge, grundy, gnaw, gnawer, gaunt para, paras, parasi, parasite arius, aeron hord, hoard, horde, howler, husk yelp

1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself

zi/ze/zombi/zombies/zombieself un/dea/undea/undeads/undeadself co/corp/corpses/corpseself ca/cadav/cadavers/cadaverself in/infect/infects/infecteds/infectedself bri/brai/brains/brainself die/dea/deads/deadself bi/bite/bites/biteself ho/horde/hoards/hordeself gho/ghou/ghouls/ghoulself gra/grave/graves/graveself

2nd p prns: you/your/yours

zo/zombis/zombieself u/undeads/undeadself co/cor/corpseself cad/cadaver/cadaverself infe/infector/infectorself brai/brains/brainself de/deads/deadself bi/biter/biterself hoa/horder/hordeself ghou/ghouls/ghoulself gra/graver/graveself

3rd p prns: they/them/theirs/theirself

zo/zomb/zombs/zombself zo/zombie, zom/bie, zombie/zombies un/undead/undeads/undeadself un/dead, undead/undeads co/corpse/corpses/corpseself co/orpse, cor/pse, corpse/corpses ca/cadaver/cadavers/cadaverself cad/cadaver, cad/aver, cadaver/cadavers in/infect/infects/infectself in/fect, infect/infects in/infected, in/fected bra/brain/brains/brainself bra/ain, brain/brains de/dead/deads/deadself dae/dead, dea/dead, de/ad, dea/ead, dead/deads walking/dead bi/bite/bites/biteself bi/ite, bite/bites bi/biter, bi/bitten ho/horde/hordes/hordeself ho/orde, horde/hordes gho/ghoul/ghouls/ghoulself gho/ul, ghoul/ghouls gra/grave/graves/graveself gra/ave, grave/graves yel/yelp/yelps/yelpself ye/elp, yelp/yelps

titles:

the undead, the dead, the undead one, the dead one, the walking dead, the dead that rises, the dead that walks, the dead that lives, the dead among the living, the one from the grave, the one risen from the grave, the one who rose from the grave, the one who has risen from the grave, the living dead, the zombie, the horde, the undead horde, the ghoul, the one who yelps, the infected, the infector, the infected one, the one who infects, the biter, the bitten, the brain eater, the one who craves brains, the flesh eater, the cadaver, the walking corpse

(prn) who rises from the dead, (prn) who rises from the grave, (prn) who craves brains, (prn) who is living but dead, (prn) who is dead but living

(name) of the horde, (name) of the dead, (name) of the undead

tagging: @loserboygirl

[cherryfemm]

Welcome to Merston High

Chapter five - Being in Denile

Cleo strutted down the hallway in front of all of her loyal subjects. Some smiling and waving, others, mostly Clawdeen scowling and rolling their eyes. She blew kisses and waved back as she made her way to her locker. As she opened it a note fell to her feet. She picked the note expecting the usual, either a girl begging to be on the cheer squad or a guy begging her for a date.

'I hope you had a good time this summer,

I sure did'

She quickly folded the letter in half multiple times and shoved it into her purse. She knew exactly what it meant and who it was about. For a moment the note made her smile but she immediately thought about the consequences of her actions. Clawdeen and Draculaura soon approached Cleo, Clawdeen being reluctantly dragged by Draculaura.

"Hey Cleo, did you have a good summer in Greece?" Draculaura excitedly beamed. "I bet you saw so many hot guys,"

Cleo sighed. "Yeah, so many.."

"Must be nice, I was stuck on a rickety boat touching worms all day" Clawdeen tutted.

"Yikes, yeah your brother told me you weren't having fun," Cleo coughed at the thought.

Clawdeen rolled her eyes once more. "Yeah I forgot you and Clawd are besties now" She tutted. "I'm surprised you even got in that car this morning, I thought it wouldn't be up to your standards,"

While Cleo wouldn't have said it to his face Clawdeen wasn't wrong. Clawd's old car wasn't exactly luxurious, nor should it have been road legal. But Cleo understood that the car itself had been a hand down from their dad so she didn't really feel comfortable being honest about it's condition.

"I guess you could call it retro," She giggled trying not to sound stuck-up. "Besides I'm not interested in Clawd for his car, I like uh his umm"

"Definitely not those god awful mutton chops," Clawdeen howled.

"At least he can grow facial hair," Draculaura chuckled in her high pitch cadence.

The girls formed a three way line and strutted off towards the girls bathroom. They stood hogging the mirrors even through Draculaura couldn't see herself. Clawdeen would fix Draculaura's makeup and hair for her instead. The bathroom stalls were all empty but one. When Clawdeen checked underneath she couldn't see any feet touching the ground. She banged on the door as loud as she could.

"I don't think anyone's in there," She stated. "I gotta go to the library so I'll catch up with you guys in class,"

After Clawdeen abruptlyleft Draculaura and Cleo continued to apply their makeup and adjust their clothes. Cleo couldn't stop thinking about the note in her purse. It felt like it was burning a hole in her bag. She sighed deeply.

"Drac can I tell you something?" Cleo turned to her looking distressed.

"Oh my ghoul are you coming out to me?" She immediately jumped to.

"What!- No!" Cleo defended. "It's about Clawd and someone else.."

"A girl?" Draculaura continued.

Cleo stomped the ground with her heel. "No Draculaura a guy" she grunted. "I met up with a guy while I was in Greece, and he goes to school here, and I can't tell Clawdeen because she'll have my head on a spike"

Draculaura with her jaw hung open and eyes widely lit immediately grabbed Cleo's shoulders. "Cleo you naughty ghoul," she teased. "But wow poor Clawd,"

Cleo sighed once more but this time out of sympathy. "Yeah I know, he's a nice guy but we just don't click like me and this other guy did," Cleo screwed the note into a ball and threw it into the grey trash can. "I know I should break up with him, but Nefera told my dad that I was dating the basketball captain and he seemed so proud of me and-"

Draculaura grabbed Cleo tightly. "I get it, you're not the only person with an incredibly overbearing dad," Draculaura grabbed Cleo's hand. "C'mon let's ask Ghoulia, she always knows what to do,"

"She'll probably just tell me to do the right thing and tell them both the truth, she's no fun!" Cleo huffed as Drac dragged her out of the bathroom.

As the two exited the room a pair of purple boots lowered through the bottom space of the stall. It swung open with a thud against the wall and a gangly pale figure floated out. She had long purple hair that trailed further than her body length. Her eyes were wide and had no whites, only a misty purple glow to them. She giggled to herself as she realised the perfect crime was laid right infront of her. Gently picking the note out of the trash she saw the boys poor scrawl of a confession.

'Cleo De Nile the queen of being vile'

This was perfect. Finally someone had some real tangible evidence to strike Cleo from her throne. Cleo begging on her knees felt like the ultimate power move. She knew she had to make quick work of this. She promptlyfloated away into the ceiling, continuing to cackle as she did.

[muralmxse]

"Protection - Pt 1"

There was a hesitant knock on the door to Headmistress Bloodgood's office, the sound caused by an equally hesitant werecat. The door opened with a creak, revealing Catty Noir behind it, causing the pop star to startle, her hand still raised in the air.

"Miss Bloodgood? I mean, Headmistress Bloodgood? I, er, we…" Catty coughed and cleared her throat. "Gigi and I would like to talk to you, if that's possible. It's about our privacy, and the recent… events… that have affected it."

charas: @cxttynoir, @13xwishes, @muralmxse

Stop The Purresses (Protection) P1 || @cxttynoir

Both of the ghouls had to sneak to get to Bloodgood's office the best way they could and Gigi had to use a bit more magic than she had intended to make a get away when they passed by the creepeteria. Ghoulia, Frankie and Cleo did their best to distract them with the princess making up a holiday to say the school owed their queen some presents... but it only distracted most of the school.

When a few students followed and made their way to the office, they would soon be stopped by a stream of fire to push them back out the moment Catty and Gigi entered.

Nightmare neighed a warning before shutting the door and standing guard with a stomp.

The headless headmistress' body was standing by her head while on the phone with someone but motioned the couple to sit down.

      ❝ Yes, I know... I have them in the office as we speak... There's much we need to talk about so if you can, please make your way to the school as soon as possible. ❞

After that, Nora hung up the phone before addressing the two ghouls, picking her head up as her body sat down.

      ❝ I was just about to call for you, but it was best you ghouls were able to make it here without the announcement. I'm sure you know that nearly everyone in the school is aware of your relationship with Gigi, Catty. And while I wish I can congratulate you two, I'm afraid we are not under better circumstances. That was your manager on the phone and they're making their way to the school as we speak to talk about your... continuing education here at Monster High. ❞

[micha-lapin]

tbh, I have mixed feelings on the monster high reboot, especially with how bad some of the characters look ( cough cough ghoulia ), but on the flip side there are also some characters that I'd even say look way better, like venus flytrap for example!

while I have my personal criticisms, I still think it's worth being invested in and checking out!

[dollguy]

kinda disappointing that the g3 monster high dolls arent more similar to the show’s art style tbh. Or even the box art. Both are so cute and expressive

dont get me wrong i love the dolls. But some characters looks really cool in the show (cough, ghoulia, cough) and then so…bad in doll form. Theyd have so much more character if they were more like the animated designs

[rockinxrocco]

my perspective on monster high gen 3 is changing tbh, now i’m looking at it as something completely different from the old MH and i actually really like it! like when i think about it in comparison to gen 1 i’m, y’know, comparing them: ‘clawdeen wouldn’t say that’, ‘lagoona wouldn’t wear that’, but when i look at gen 3 as different characters who just share names i actually really like their personalities and designs!! i think the hate just came from nostalgia and the live action lol. also the dolls look so cute! i love the face molds!!

[ghost-writer143]

Question

If I were to… say…. Write a script or fanfiction basically rebooting monster high but doing it CORRECTLY Would y’all read it?

[cheshire-kitsune]

Crossover idea:

Ok Hear me out, monster high x twisted wonderland. Not necessarily as an au (unless you want to make it one👀) but think of the head cannons people!

Imagine:

draculaura and Lilia becoming besties and relating to each others immortality.

Venus would absolutely go off on heartslabul for painting the roses and everyone involved would need help (rip riddle💀){the following day the whole dorm would be fearfully recycling}

I feels like the ghouls would absolutely bodyguard yuu from bullies if yuu ever got shit for being magic-less because they'd transition the "everyone's welcome to monster high" to "no one deserves to be discriminated"

Yuu and frankie have chronic "I need to save/help everyone" and "why do people keep roping me into these things" illness

clawdeen and vil trading fashion advice.

Crewl Maybe getting some fashion inspiration from the ghouls 👀

clawdeen and jack trading "fur-care tips"

the absolute girl/ghoul bossing vil and cleo would cause. (They'd either become good friends or extreme rivals {perhaps frienamies})

ortho and frankie becoming "made by a lab" buddies (the wholesomeness would probably be tooth rotting){throw in kalim for the lols and we all end up with diabetes}

idia and ghoulia becoming science/video game buddies (plus him introducing her to anime? Perhaps 🤔)

idia going batshit over robecca steam while ortho is like "your just like me!😯maybe you can be my sister!😄"

Lagoona helping out azul with his mer-form because she know how it feels to be discriminated AND the fact she has a friend who delt with it too (cough* kala cough*)

the octo trio or SOMEONE talking lagoona out of her relationship with gill (because he doesn't deserve her 😤)

You KNOW that pearl and floyd would be a match made in hell while jade and peri suffer trying to rein them both in

I wonder what an interaction with azul + spectra and/or scarah would look like🤔 (a lot of black mail and miscommunication that's what（-""-；))

I feel like silver would vibe with sirena von boo

AYO- Rochelle Goyle and Malleus 👀 (not necessarily a ship thing but like 👀)

I DESPERATELY WANT TO SEE BLOODGOOD RIP CROWLY UP

So many possibilities! Just a little food for thought 👀

[snobgoblin]

Gorillaz and which main Monster High characters they'd gravitate toward 🤔 (i have the brainrot) (biased toward gen 3 bc that's mostly what im into)

2-D: Ghoulia! He loves her blue hair and the fact that she's a zombie and a gamer and has bad eyesight and skateboards just like him uvu

Murdoc: lovessss vampires so initially he goes for Draculaura but i think he'd like Frankie because *cough, hack* Cyborg Noodle

Russel: actually the same as Murdoc in a way? he loves taxidermy so Frankie, but he really appreciates that the doll industry is trying to tackle body types besides "actual tree branch" (this stuff is important to him, see: he appreciates fantasia for plus sized ballerinas)

Noodle: oughhh I'm really not sure tbh 👀 nobody I know of really screams Noodle

Ace: Deuce! cmon that boy wears sunglasses and has green skin and always carries around hair products they're basically the same

[angstintensifer]

As a swiftie, and a monster high fan since childhood.

Here is the main characters as Taylor Swift songs. Some are self explanatory but I’ll elaborate.

Frankie Stein:

The archer - New ghoul in school makes this song self explanatory. My girl may be a dumbass at times, but she does take accountability for her actions.

Getaway car - bc Frankie is fun and sweet

The very first night - Frankie is everyone’s greatest friend

Long live - Long Live Frankie and her amazing friendship

Delicate - Bc Frankie loves to be true to herself.

Draculaura:

Sparks fly - a fun song for our fav fun vampire.

Love story - her and Clawd tho 🥹🥹

Treacherous - Fright on & Frights camera action. That’s it

King of my heart - Draculaura & Clawd, friendship to lovers excellence.

My tears ricochet - She’s immortal so one day she’ll watch all her friends die. 🥹 (sorry to bum y’all out)

Clawdeen Wolf:

Style - her fashion passion

Ready for it - Clawdeen is a badass.

I forgot that you existed - petty queen

Seven - Clawdeen is gay and this song is adorable for her

Mad woman - Full moon anyone?

Cleo De Nile:

Champagne problems - Her character development

Tolerate it - Her family’s constant pressure on her.

Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince - Cleo and Deuce.

The last great American dynasty - Bc shes iconic and confident

Look what you made me do - Cleo gets revenge on everyone (cough mostly Toralei cough)

Lagoona Bloo:

Fearless - Lagoona is a fierce woman.

The lakes - Gil did her dirty

Afterglow - Positive queen

Paper rings - I’d marry her with paper rings

Clean - A song that would do Lagoona well when she finally ends it with Gil

Ghoulia Yelps:

The lucky one - Ghoulia carried the group

Mirrorball - Ghoulias outstanding talents for the friend group

State of grace - They are a state of grace.

New Romantics - Again, carrying the friend group

This is why we can’t have nice things - Some of y’all take ghoulia for granted, and by that I mean the friend group.

Abbey Bominable:

Don’t blame me - Unproblematic Queen

Tis the damn season - Snow and Xmas.

Call it what you want - Her lonely relationship w Heath.

Out of the woods - Girl is helpful asf

I knew you were trouble - Heath is the trouble abbey knew was going to happen.

Y’all let me know if I should a mh ships as taylor swift songs. Bc I can definitely do it.

[bausbitch]

I'm sorry

Reid x reader

ANGST AHAHA

Req but @blankets-for-bees

Warnings: kidnapping, established relationship, gunshot, Spencer being an ass at first, also this IS NOT really funny as my other works //read: I'll try because I'm just such a naturally good comedian,,,or a mental asylum escapee,,// 🤩 OH and a happy ending

Spencer had been,,,,

Awfully cold to you

For the last 6 months

Yeah, it was beginning to get on your nerves

It felt like living with a whole ghost 👻

And it wasn't like it was his work

You two had the same job for fucks sake

You even shared a home

But lately

Spencer would ONLY talk to you at work

And only when it was life or death

So basically when hotch paired you two up

And omg

The team

They had no idea

So they insisted you two sleep in the same room on this case

Bc you two are their fav couple!!!!!

But they didn't know that for the last six months

You were practically single

Except you couldn't go anywhere

And you wouldn't go out to flirt with people

Because you were a good s/o

*cough* unlike Spencer *cough*

Ok so this usub

The universe said

Fuck you, yn yln 🤩🤪🤡

This particular unsub

Kidnapped failing couples

And threw them in a house

A giant doll house

And sedated them

And played with them like dolls

And made them kiss and stuff

Like

Idk how to explain it

Like when you were little

And you didn't know you really LIKED liked girls

But you were always making your Frankie and ghoulia monster high dolls kiss in the first grade????

Or like

I think it's like ep 12 season 5

My best friend and I watched that one

Sigh

I miss her

Anyways

When you finally moved rooms

You walked in

And it felt like the weight of the world was lifted

Off of your shoulders

Don't worry the world is still pretty heavy

Issok though the world doesn't have to be a skinny legend

WAIT

This is supposed to be an angst

Ok

AHEM

Angsty angst angst

So you were like

Hell yeah

I'm gonna go chill in the jacuzzi

Then I'm gonna come back

And I'm gonna have a level head

Key words: come back

See, I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man

Okokok

So you were vibing in the jacuzzi

Then you saw Spencer

And

Gasp!

A woman that didn't look like any of the girls on the team was going into his room!!

You knew

You were being irrational

But you were like

Son of a bitch >:(

Alexa play jealousy by Monsta x

Anny. W. Ays

You went into the room

Or at least you knocked

And gasp

She answered

Ok

She seemed,,,

Suspicious

Probably bc she's the unsub yn you dumb bitch

And you were like

"Hey is Spencer in there?"

Like you WEREN'T his h*cking gf

And she straight up

PUNCHES YOU

Ok more like

Knocks you out with a blow to the face

And draws you inside

Ok now Spencers pov bc you're getting too much attention and he needs an explanation for making me play jealousy

Spencer

Oh god that I don't believe in how do I explain him

He was having a tough time

Ok wbk he's smart as hell

But when I comes to people who are FINE

Such as yourself

He gets a lil

*Patrick star from Spongebob noises*

So

Even if you guys had literally been dating for like

Five? Six? Years

He was starting to get scared

Bc

Ok so you guys had said the L world

You said it all the time

But

Spencer

He

He wanted to propose to you

Like

On one knee

Ring and everything

But he was scared

He was really really scared

Bc he wouldn't know what to do if you said no

Which

Why would you

You two were practically already married

You literally had a drunken, unofficial ceremony at Rossi's place one time

But he felt like

You wouldn't be ready

So he was like

Ok gotta set up a back up plan

If they reject me

And I have to go to work and see them

How do I not see them

How do I live without them?

Ah

I ignore them

😌

Plan: set

Spencer : fucking idiot

SO HE

He acted like you weren't there

And he eventually thought you were mad at him

Bc you weren't reaching out any more

Dumb bitch they think YOU'RE mad at them

Okokokok

Back to kidnapping

When he woke up

He was,,,,

*drum roll*

In a house?

A really nice house

Or at least the bedroom was nice

Or the roof of it

And what he could see from his peripheral vision

He could see you though

He could feel you

You were laying on his chest

Your arms around him

And he could tell you were still asleep

His serotonin levels went up higher than they had in months

Over the last six months he hadn't said a word

And he'd let you sleep on the couch

Smh and I thought he was a genius

But he missed you

But he had to make sure he was ready

To be honest

He probably knew what he was doing was irrational and the definition of idiotic

He also knew that by doing this he was maximising his chances of you not wanting to marry him

But he just

"Y'all hear smth?" -Spencer Reid, about his problems

Annie Oakley

Anyways

While he was too busy making heart eyes at your sleeping figure

Ya boy forgot to check if he could move

Turns out,,,,

He couldn't

Bc,,,,

*puts hands together like cat in the hat does*

This unsub, like I said before

SEDATED YOU TWO

So he waited

Until

The woman he unwillingly let into his hotel room, all by the service of a gun and a threat to his life 😄

Came and did whatever the fuck she was gonna do

Play with you guys more than my 6th grade crush played with my heart

And she did😋🥳🤩!!!!

But don't fret

She wasn't gonna hurt you

You had actually concluded the deaths were accidental

Just like me

Okoko so

She was strong

Like really fucking strong

Because she hauled both you and Spence

Into a little dining room

And served and fed you breakfast

You were connected to iv tubes

But still

But everything

The creepiest detail

According to me at least 💁✨

Was how all the food and everything

Were wood

Like

Toys for kids

Or something karuna satori would use in an asmr video

-

You woke up in the middle of,,,

Watching a movie on the couch with Spencer????

It was still daytime

Or so you thought

Bc the unsub pulled up

WITH A GUN

You don't have many things in life rn, but here's a list if things you do have, to cheer you up 😋

A lovely hole in your arm! V v useful for holding very small, thin, cups!!!

A v sad Spencer Reid! Comes with his own tears and despair!!! How fun!

And last but not least!

A wonderful speech from our sponsor!! //read: the unsub//

"Why must everything bad always happen to me! You two are very bad dolls! No one is a good doll, you're all useless and now I have to kill you >:("

Lmfao why does she sound like my bratty baby cousin

Anyways

"The FBI is at the door! Which one of you called them? You whore! It was probably you!"

First of all,,, how dare she

You didn't even THINK about other men in the 6 months your boyFRIEND ghosted you

So

Jokes on her

Second of all

You were bleeding out and Spencer was wiggling behind you

Probably a victory dance smh 😤

But then

GASP!!!

she went upstairs 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

And you heard voices

Morgan!!! Hotch!!! *insert police's name*!!

Then you passed out bc

💥bloodloss💥

And when you woke up

Spencer was fine

Physically

But he was hunched over

"Yn I'm so sorry. I love you so much and I was so scared I'd lose you if I proposed too early, and now I'm probably going to lose you without even saying a word. Honey I love you, I love you so much-"

And you were like

Hold up

LET GO OF MY HAND MF YOU MAY BE SKINNY BUT YOUR STRONG WTF

Then

"Did you say purpose?"

And he was like

"Yes(?) "

And you kissed him for the first time in sixth months

"Yes I'll marry, now let go of my hand"

[cometcrystal]

mh characters as newseum reports

draculaura and dracula: *just start singing Fight Song but lala makes them skip to the chorus before time runs out*

frankie: WHAT THE HEL-CK-- i didn't mean to do that people i'm so sorry i did that guys. in return i will give you a half a cheeseburger and one french fry

clawdeen: you talk i don't wanna do it

cleo: hi. i'm cleo. and i'm better than you will ever be.

ghoulia: *facing the wall while cleo's talking*

deuce: *coughing* hi i'm deuce. put your heavy coats on, it's summer. *more coughing*

rochelle: i started being a person when i was a child. and then i grew up to be 9 years old

clawd: *is jsut trying to take a selfie w the mic up to his face*

heath: *puts his mouth directly on the mic and starts vocalizing Darude - Sandstorm off-key*

manny: *eating the camera while heath is talking*

[peppapigvevo]

Ideas I thought of in the car bc I will never let this go:

Ghoul Chat extension: Skelita and her little brother Skelejandro, who I have named bc I wanted a male skeleton and never got it, and Gigi and Whisp

I heart Fashion dolls (for everyone cough) Gil and Valentine

Dead tired Honey with a head scarf

An 11" Gooliope using the blob CAM mold with a "mutation mad science" line. Jackson, Frankie and Ghoulia, all deluxe with science lab and goo animal/pet creations. Journals about trying to understand why Gooliope shrank and accidentally creating pets while experimenting

Football Fiends 3 pack to go with the original Fearleading 3 pack. Manny, Clawd and Heath

Classroom line extension: Home Ick Deuce, Web Deadsign Wydowna, Clawculus Toralei

Musical Monsters: Deluxe with instrument setup. Holt on turntables, Elle on chiptune set, Spectra on theremin, Johnny Spirit on violin

Vicious Volunteers: extracurricular/volunteer work. Budget. Porter doing murals, Venus recycling, Lagoona beachcombing for trash.

Gravers: Rave/Warehouse party with glowstick accessory for children. Rochelle, Clawdeen, Heath

Monster high line ideas me and @sassking-trevor had that I might as well bring up now:

Night at the Boovies: budget. 3D glasses and movie snack. Iris, Mouscedes, Neighthan and Operetta

Scream Park: deluxe line with adjoining playset. Howleen, Ghoulia, Gigi, Invisibilly and Scarah 2-pack and Lorna photo booth playset

Monsters and Mazes: budget. Tabletop gaming themed accessories. Intended to accompany the Mansters 2-pack. Jackson, Clawd, Heath

Voltageous House Party: extended deluxe line with playset and adjoining budget line. Classic “parents out of town” storyline. Frankie/Holt/Jackson 3-pack, Finnegan, Skelita, Cleo deluxe. Clawdeen, Draculaura and Jinafire budget. “Stein household” playset.