The name’s Cecilthey/heBLM•ACABDid I choose my user because I’m dead inside and a writer? Maybe.Slut in theory not in practice
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Going Mad at Sea: A Packing List.
Are you planning on a nautical severance from your sanity? Here are some things to consider packing along!
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was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe
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Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are.
The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation.
I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.
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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing
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Oh you sweet summer child
I got a 100 on my psych quiz
Finally got my hair cut and it looks fucking amazing
My Halloween/ren faire costume came in today
Ghost files premiered
I ate a really fucking delicious Italian dinner
What the fuck is going on? Is this god apologizing? What’s next, the girl I like is gonna ask me out?
#literally right after this everything went downhill 💀#nine months of severe depression#realizing my father was a narcissist WAY too late#multiple injuries#chronic pain#shit got BAD
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Holy fuck I have returned (and am no longer a minor 💀)
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spider-noir + spider-punk 🤝 punching n*zis
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One thing I’ve noticed is people talking about how seemingly no one in Nightvale reacted to Carlos’ last name
But…. Didn’t they already know? Bc istg I remember there being a part of one episode where Cecil was like “oh yeah everyone knows Carlos’ last name so I don’t have to say it”
#welcome to night vale#cecil palmer#wtnv podcast#carlos the scientist#cecil gershwin palmer#wtnv#cecil wtnv#carlos wtnv#carlos dave robles
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)
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OH MY GOD
THEY BOTH HATE THE BRITISH GOV’MENT ✨
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Adventures in babysitting: a saga
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