#*cope

[neishroom]

from birdie's bday

[chefbeepo]

Anyway totally not inspired by my prev reblog tags but here's this

How each merc would react to you coming out as trans! (Ftm)

Demo: ya say yer a lad now, ey? Aye, thas fine by meh, s'long as yeh happy. Arigh then, lad, cannae pass meh me scrumpeh?

Sniper: Awright. Lemme know if you need help pissin in jars, mate. It's hard to master, ya know

Medic: oh! Excellent. If you don't mind me asking, may I remove your uterus? And perhaps your ovaries? Maybe your spleen too or your liver or your left lung- say, did you want to start hormone zherapy? I have highly concentrated testosterone-

Engie: Yer a boy now, son? As long as you don't go playing those pranks you fellas love so much. We don't need no more ruckus 'round here

Scout- Huh? Ya trains? Yeah I heard about ya fricken train collection ok- trans? Transgeda? So, what, youse a boy now? He/him? Sure, fine, whateva, listen buddy, I gotta go, I've got shit to do

Soldier- I'm not sure where that is in America, but so long as you can hold your ground on the front lines, I don't care, privet! Now get your ass out there and show those cupcakes your WAR CRY!

Pyro- *draws smiley face*

Spy- Trans? Hmm. If you need my cloaking device I may lend it to you. ONLY. If you do something to piss of Scout first. I would try poison, if I were you.

Heavy: This is fine. You become strong man in future. This is good. Eat many sandvich and this will happen for you. Fight bear in mountains will help.

BONUS!

Miss Pauling: Okay, you're a boy? Right. Let me change that on your papers. While I work on that, I've got a job for you.

Saxton Hale: Amazing! As long as you still want to watch me TAKE DOWN THIS YETI!

Merasmus: ok

[noodles-and-tea]

POV you’re watching Jayce and Viktor give their science presentation but one of them clearly pulled an all nighter

[ed-recoverry]

From one Gen-Z to another, let’s continue to deprogram ourselves from the idea that 30 is old and you need to have your shit together before 30.

You can go back to school after age 30!

You can fall in love after age 30!

You can find a best friend after age 30!

You can find a passion after age 30!

You can find a job you love after age 30!

You can recover from an addiction after the age 30!

You can pursue a large goal after age 30!

You can travel the world after age 30!

You can move after age 30!

You can change your appearance after age 30!

You can ask for help after age 30!

You can make discoveries about yourself after age 30!

You can come out after age 30!

You can fix your finances after age 30!

You can be attractive after age 30!

You can fix your life after age 30!

You can do anything after age 30!

Idk what so specifically about the number 30 has bewitched so many of us into believing that means your life is over, but it’s just so far from the truth!

You have so much more time after 30 to accomplish all that you want to do.

Your life isn’t over until it quite literally is over. Stop giving yourself a deadline that doesn’t exist!

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[bebx]

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

[imawitchywitch]

Me, doing my silly little crafts, trying not to fall into a hopeless abyss:

[moupies]

“What are those scars?”

“Surgery to make me more aerodynamic”

[yogurtgut]

HI THERE!! HERE'S THE ROBOTNIK SIBLINGS!!! I AM NOT OKAY, SEND HELP :'''DDDDD

[honeyed-ghost]

The worst of all blessings,

the best of all curses.

Based on Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot.

[maiumeni]

[kennico]

I love you like all-fire

[jamjoob]

Can someone write a fic abt their life before the timeskip

[greenfungy]

I’m sorry too.