#*cope

[neishroom]

from birdie's bday

[chefbeepo]

Anyway totally not inspired by my prev reblog tags but here's this

How each merc would react to you coming out as trans! (Ftm)

Demo: ya say yer a lad now, ey? Aye, thas fine by meh, s'long as yeh happy. Arigh then, lad, cannae pass meh me scrumpeh?

Sniper: Awright. Lemme know if you need help pissin in jars, mate. It's hard to master, ya know

Medic: oh! Excellent. If you don't mind me asking, may I remove your uterus? And perhaps your ovaries? Maybe your spleen too or your liver or your left lung- say, did you want to start hormone zherapy? I have highly concentrated testosterone-

Engie: Yer a boy now, son? As long as you don't go playing those pranks you fellas love so much. We don't need no more ruckus 'round here

Scout- Huh? Ya trains? Yeah I heard about ya fricken train collection ok- trans? Transgeda? So, what, youse a boy now? He/him? Sure, fine, whateva, listen buddy, I gotta go, I've got shit to do

Soldier- I'm not sure where that is in America, but so long as you can hold your ground on the front lines, I don't care, privet! Now get your ass out there and show those cupcakes your WAR CRY!

Pyro- *draws smiley face*

Spy- Trans? Hmm. If you need my cloaking device I may lend it to you. ONLY. If you do something to piss of Scout first. I would try poison, if I were you.

Heavy: This is fine. You become strong man in future. This is good. Eat many sandvich and this will happen for you. Fight bear in mountains will help.

BONUS!

Miss Pauling: Okay, you're a boy? Right. Let me change that on your papers. While I work on that, I've got a job for you.

Saxton Hale: Amazing! As long as you still want to watch me TAKE DOWN THIS YETI!

Merasmus: ok

[noodles-and-tea]

POV you’re watching Jayce and Viktor give their science presentation but one of them clearly pulled an all nighter

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[moupies]

“What are those scars?”

“Surgery to make me more aerodynamic”

[yogurtgut]

HI THERE!! HERE'S THE ROBOTNIK SIBLINGS!!! I AM NOT OKAY, SEND HELP :'''DDDDD

[maiumeni]

[jamjoob]

Can someone write a fic abt their life before the timeskip

[greenfungy]

I’m sorry too.

[lavenderarts]

I just think that if Jayce had eaten that man's pussy none of that would have happened

[rotatevacuum]

#ще й і іграшка-обіймашка для сну!! (@kawoid) так!!

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[imawitchywitch]

Me, doing my silly little crafts, trying not to fall into a hopeless abyss:

[gothghostiie]

price with reader who never got much attention as a kid/growing up??

very self indulgent but hear me out. price is a lover man. he takes his time for his partners, gives them what they need, even if he's busy. you on the other hand are simply used to being put aside, people only listening to you half heartedly, not looking at you and getting distracted when you talk, other things were always more important than you and you felt that. you got used to it, it's normal to you.

but when you're with price he's the total opposite. he looks at you intently when you talk (if not hes leaning his head towards you so he hears you better), putting things down when you ask him something - hes attentive. he listens. and its absolutely strange to you, it makes you feel flustered, kinda watched. at some point you ask him why hes looking at you like that, the tv running in the backround. he furrows his eyebrows at you, with a confused chuckle. "what do you mean, love?"

"you're starin' at me." you accuse him, your cheeks getting hot.

"you're talkin' to me. where else would I be looking?" he jokes with a soft chuckle, wondering what the hell you're on about.

"your show's on." you say, gesturing to the tv. he looks at you like youve got three heads.

"I'm listening to you, love."