#*cope

[neishroom]

from birdie's bday

[chefbeepo]

Anyway totally not inspired by my prev reblog tags but here's this

How each merc would react to you coming out as trans! (Ftm)

Demo: ya say yer a lad now, ey? Aye, thas fine by meh, s'long as yeh happy. Arigh then, lad, cannae pass meh me scrumpeh?

Sniper: Awright. Lemme know if you need help pissin in jars, mate. It's hard to master, ya know

Medic: oh! Excellent. If you don't mind me asking, may I remove your uterus? And perhaps your ovaries? Maybe your spleen too or your liver or your left lung- say, did you want to start hormone zherapy? I have highly concentrated testosterone-

Engie: Yer a boy now, son? As long as you don't go playing those pranks you fellas love so much. We don't need no more ruckus 'round here

Scout- Huh? Ya trains? Yeah I heard about ya fricken train collection ok- trans? Transgeda? So, what, youse a boy now? He/him? Sure, fine, whateva, listen buddy, I gotta go, I've got shit to do

Soldier- I'm not sure where that is in America, but so long as you can hold your ground on the front lines, I don't care, privet! Now get your ass out there and show those cupcakes your WAR CRY!

Pyro- *draws smiley face*

Spy- Trans? Hmm. If you need my cloaking device I may lend it to you. ONLY. If you do something to piss of Scout first. I would try poison, if I were you.

Heavy: This is fine. You become strong man in future. This is good. Eat many sandvich and this will happen for you. Fight bear in mountains will help.

BONUS!

Miss Pauling: Okay, you're a boy? Right. Let me change that on your papers. While I work on that, I've got a job for you.

Saxton Hale: Amazing! As long as you still want to watch me TAKE DOWN THIS YETI!

Merasmus: ok

[noodles-and-tea]

POV you’re watching Jayce and Viktor give their science presentation but one of them clearly pulled an all nighter

[sigrid-of-solstheim]

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[bebx]

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

[imawitchywitch]

Me, doing my silly little crafts, trying not to fall into a hopeless abyss:

[moupies]

“What are those scars?”

“Surgery to make me more aerodynamic”

[yogurtgut]

HI THERE!! HERE'S THE ROBOTNIK SIBLINGS!!! I AM NOT OKAY, SEND HELP :'''DDDDD

[honeyed-ghost]

The worst of all blessings,

the best of all curses.

Based on Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot.

[maiumeni]

[kennico]

I love you like all-fire

[jamjoob]

Can someone write a fic abt their life before the timeskip